Halloween (6)

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Just for you Techno, not Halloween but twice as nice. C.A.

Doesn’t seem 5 minutes since last year’s shitfest of young cunts going round people’s houses and taking “trick or treating” to the extreme, especially the former.

And now here we are again in October with Halloween set for the 31st, but already the supermarkets are gearing up with the usual “scary” merch and a bucketload of pumpkins.

Of course if you criticise Halloween you’re seen as some old fuddy duddy who doesn’t know how to have a good time. Its “only a bit of fun” after all, they’ll declare.

But since when has having bricks thrown through windows; cars keyed, front doors covered in graffiti; or abuse shouted through your letter box deemed “only a bit of fun”?

It seems perfectly fine for kids to go knocking on people’s doors and scaring the shit out of them (especially the elderly); but imagine if an old cunt dressed up in a horror mask and gimp suit (our very own Thomas the Cunt Engine, for example) went round knocking on doors and scaring kids shitless. That would be a different matter and no doubt, Mr Engine would be arrested for trespass and harassment.

Moreover, if some old cunt gave kids some sweets on any other day bar Halloween, he’d be locked up for being a Peter File!

Anyway, prepare yourself for cunts to come-a-knocking (usually days before actual Halloween). A swift boot in the bollocks often offends.

(Note to admin: no link, just a general observation – unless you can dig out a header pic of a young Jamie Lee “Halloween” Curtis. Pffnarr ppffnarrr)

Nominated by Technocunt.

159 thoughts on “Halloween (6)”

  1. We had a knock at the door tonight.

    Young kid dressed up ghoulishly.

    With her mother.

    Ethel…..’ Tell them to Fuck Off ! ‘

    She’s a party pooper 😀

    I gave the kid a bar of chocolate and said..

    ‘ Run for your life ! You have awakened The Beast ! ‘

    She’s got to go.

  3. I just told all the trick or treaters that if they didn’t vacate my property in 10 seconds their names would get nominated on the next deadpool.That scared the cunts off screaming!

  4. I live in the middle of nowhere so nobody bothers me though when I lived in London, had to turn the lights off and pretend I wasn’t at home.

    Don’t like this celebration of ghosts and wot not anyway. Suspect the 31st is not just kids asking for sweets and being annoying, there are weirdos doing rituals.

    Supermarkets treat it like Valentine’s Day, Easter and Christmas, just an excuse to sell you shite you don’t need.

  5. I can top that on Sunday in our local Waitcunt there was no sign of Hallowcunt but a big hello to Cuntmas.

  6. I can’t agree with this cunting.

    The negatives mentioned are not due to Halloween, but more living in a rough area, and would happen anyway. Keying cars and throwing bricks through windows has never happened in my neighbourhood because of Halloween.

    Halloween is a British festival and only lasts a night, and it doesn’t matter if you don’t make an effort for your costume, unlike Christmas where you are judged if you’re not spending hundreds of pounds on presents, and hundreds more on food, drink, decorations and dying trees.

    A red/black cloak and an eerie-yet cheap white mask are all you need.

    Halloween is at a time of year when it’s not too dark too soon, or too cold. It encourages boozy sluts to dress as witches and vampires and devils, wearing plunging necklines and having a drink. I’ve had a lot more fun at Halloween parties than Christmas parties.
    Also, nobody’s ill. Nobody is spluttering their guts up from flu or feeling rough. Nobody is barking phlegm over the wotsits and sausage rolls, if you’ve even bothered with food.

    As for trick or treating, it’s a fairly recent import that curmudgeons get worked up over. I’ve never had a problem with them. Personally, i’ve had more trouble with milk thieves from the local council estate. Nowadays I live well away from the town centre and halfway up a ill, so the tykes can’t be arsed to come around these days.

    Like ‘The Prom’, it came here from America while I was in my teens, although the prom was called a dinner and dance. When I watched ET as a kid, I had no understanding of the scene where Elliot and ET go Trick-or-treatiing. It didn’t exist in Britain back then.

    Given me Halloween over Christmas any day.

    Mock-up a life-size grey alien,, stick it in the grounds of the local care home, and stick a LED torch behind it.

    • Dead right John. Going to hospital isn’t anybody’s cup of tea. But now it’s all but unbearable, thanks to these shitehawks.

      Anyone expecting quiet or peaceful treatment or recovery can forget it. Because some piece of Daki shite and their phone will fuck it up. They are undisuted bastards.

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