I’m on a cruise around the Greek Islands on a quite nice boat, but today my piss has been boiled by a rendition of Zorba the fucking Greek and an enforced bit of greek dancing. I paid a good few quid for this trip and don’t expect to be subjected to something that would be at home on Marella or Virgin.
I never knew the fucking song dragged on so long. Then I figured out that it cut the free lunch time booze serving by about 25 minutes. Fuck that. Bring the bloody vino!
And I couldn’t understand why they got so upset when I smashed a plate at the end. Isn’t that traditional?
Greek dancing – designed by cunts, danced by cunts, is a cunt.
Now where’s my fucking wine?
Nominated by : Rt. Hon. Dioclese
It’s not traditional to smash the plate over the dancers head, dioclese..
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How about over the useless ‘cruise directors’ head. A right useless cunt but that’s a nom for another day….
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You are probably right about limiting the booze, I read some all-inclusive were limiting people to six drinks.
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Diocese? Thought you were a Greek cunt so pissed up shambling should be in your DNA. Done it with the missis bombed out on home grown Retsina. For the sophisticated is the only way.
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Cruise around the Greek Islands.
Greek Dancing laid on as part of the entertainment.
Who’d have thunk it ? 😀
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Or anything else Greek for that matter.
Their days of influence are long consigned to the history books, and I for one was happy that my taxes are no longer propping up their moronic, self serving EU economy. (Or so I was lied to about when I voted).
They do write ripping yarn mythology though. Where would we be without Jason and the Argonauts? It should be on this Christmas I reckon.
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It’s been on at least 3 times this year that I’m aware of.
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Zeus shagging anything on two legs and breeding demi-gods.
Hercules completed twelve tasks, then off to find a twink at his local leather bar. The first Muscle Mary.
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BUFFBOYZ
Greek male strippers available for Gay parties, LGBTQ+ bumfests, Lubbocking services.
Sorry, we don’t do ladies nights or hen parties.
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The Greeks invented it.
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The Greek boy who left home as he didn’t like the way he was being reared.
I thank you laygennelmun
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Come from behind, the Greek catchphrase since Antiquity.
Good Morning.
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In the Odyssey, the Sirens were actually drag queens singing ‘Greek boys/ Greek boys/ hit those perfect cheeked/ boys’.
No wonder Stephen Fry wrote a book about Greek mythology.
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It could be worse !
That flamenco 💃 stomping of feet shit from southern Spain.
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Or a marriachie band. -one reason to never eat at a mexican restaurant
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I went to see a mariachi band who played Smiths’ songs once. Different – but enjoyable actually.
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I like Mariarchi bands. Better than restaurants playin Le Ann Rimes’ How Do I live’ or ‘My Heart Will Go On’.
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It’s the Greek equivalent of Morris Dancing , definitely a pass time for closet queens
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I think Morris dancing is more gay. Prancing around with flowers in their hats and waiving bells and handkerchiefs in the air. Most folk dancing is generally gay, except perhaps the Russian dance where they bend down and kick their legs out, a very difficult thing to do. I tried it once and fell straight down on my ass. Then there’s that weird Maori dancing where the men squat down with their legs apart, gyrate and shout something which sounds fearsome, but could mean “come and take me big boy”.
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Morris Dancing will be cancelled by the Woke and replaced by Transgender Rap & Drill Moshing, where black Alphabets grab each other cocks while throwing knives at the audience.
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Then long live Morris Dancing, Technocunt. At least it’s native to England. I think it has some deep traditional meaning about crop fertility or something along those lines. It’s a way to please the ancestral Anglo Saxon Gods, but why Wodin would like it has never been explained to me.
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Q) Why are there no Jewish Morris Dancers?
A) Because you have to be a complete prick to be a Morris Dancer.
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who said that you should try anything once, except morris dancing and incest.
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Timeo Danaos et dona Ferentes!
Beware of Greeks bearing their arses, or summat.
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“Ifear the Greeks even when bearing gifts”
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I’ve been to this Greece you mention quite a few times,never had to endure any sort of funny dancing.
Had some really very nice wine…plus some excellent cold lager before that..then some sort of firewater after a good meal.
So,to sum up,it appears that casual yet heavy drinking in these foreign places keeps the local “traditions” at bay.
Good morning.
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Greece is the word.
I don’t like Greece.
It smells funny.
I like Llandudno.
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As for dancing you can’t beat those ‘bodypoppers” that used to hang round town centres with a bit of lino .
I’d spend seconds watching them
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Its well known to have Ludo tattooed on your nob and when aroused it will spell Llandudno.
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Have you ever actually ventured aboard, MNC?
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Oh yes!
Been Greece = hated it
Been France= hated it
Been Belgium= hated it
Been Holland = hated it
Liked the isle of man though.
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Rare footage of mis, describing the joys of life.
https://youtu.be/IoI5KTamRQs?si=p7kONIHAXF053lu5
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Perfect credentials for being an MEP
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I liked the Isle of Man when I was working Mis. That’s because from Brum there was only one flight out in a morning and one back on the evening. I normally completed the job out there within an hour or two so then I had the hire car for the rest of the day. No speed limits outside the towns and some really fun roads, though I was amazed to think the guys in the TT travel them at three miles a minute! Must have balls like melons. I understand hand guns are legal out there but no-one ever shot at me.
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I went as a youth Arfur.
Youth club trip.
I really enjoyed it, and went out early doors rabbiting with one of the instructors,
He learnt me how to make snares and set them.
Wouldn’t be allowed to teach a kid that now.
Bumming yes , but not how to catch a meal.
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Greeek
We have the Acropolis
Italian
We have the Coliseum
Greek
We invented democracy
Italian
We invented fashion
Greek
We invented sex
Italian
We invented sex with women.
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Fuck the greeks
Only thing they are good for is dirty women with big tits.
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Plate smashing, moustachioed peasants.
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Shove their plates where it hurts 🙃
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@ Mis was your continental sojourn a tour of the respective penal establishments?
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I’m tops in the art of plating. Can do it forever. Even override jaw ache.
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Aren’t the Greeks deeply in debt with the EU?
I distinctly remember them being part of the PIGS collective (Portugal, Ireland, Spain and of course Greece) during the economic crisis of 2008. They couldn’t refinance their debt after bailing out their banks.
As a consequence they themselves had to be bailed out by the European Bank, and the EC hit then with harsh austerity measures, especially Greece, given that they’re all lazy bastards down there!
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No Fucking wonder the country’s skint, all the lazy twats were retiring once they got to 50….
Courtesy of Britain, Germany and France taxpayers.
Thank fuck we’re almost out of the EU…!
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At least you didn’t have to pick up a boat load of migrants 😂
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Leave that sort of thing to Border Force and the RNLI. They’re the professionals.
Morning all.
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I’m taking the missus Holy island next year for a holiday.
But to be honest,
A perfect holiday for me would be wild camping up scafell pike.
Maybe Snowdonia.
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Be wary of Scafell Pike. I can see it in the far distance from my home office window. It’s always loaded up with stupid cunt tourists, usually from Egypt, India, Yankland and Japan.
No idea about wearing proper clothing or footgear – end up getting lost or fall to their deaths while taking selfies on cliff faces!
2 years ago a couple of Pikies robbed a dead Chinese tourist who fell from scafell.
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Rgt. H D I get you’re having some tasty kebabs though.
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Unless my eyes deceive me, there wasn’t a single Greek urn joke. Its going to cost you.
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I think you’re supposed to have someone throw the plate in the air and then you shoot it with a shotgun. Called skeet.
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