Carol fucking Vaudermask needs another cunting, this plastic hussey who feels the need to post everything online from how many guys she,s fucking to how beautiful she considers herself everytime she gets desperate for some attention or validation.

Now this enhanced plastic skank has gone public with her important news that she has contracted Covid, same as half the fucking world has, the symptoms are a drippy nose and an excuse for the media whore to spend even more time in bed, no doubt with one of the 5 boyfriends to blow the dust off her butchers bin of a snatch.

But thats not all, this fuck knuckle is requesting all her fans send her flowers, her audience of geriatrics and unemployed who have time for daytime tv and life insurance ads, you know the people on the bones of their arses are now expected to send this lop eyed tramp a bunch of get well soon flowers.

The sad thing is this deranged loon isnt going to get well anytime soon unless she pulls her head out of her own arse and has a serious check up from the neck up.
never ceases to amaze me how entitled these petty legends in their own minds are…..what a cunt, dog shit through the letter box is all she would ever get from me…

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Nominated by : Fuglyucker

Surgically enhanced by Lord Helpus:

Vorderman is the biggest advertising whore ever. She will plug anything that will earn a few quid. She has zero credibility and integrity and quite why companies continue to employ her to promote their services is a mystery. What audience are they targeting – the terminally naive, stupid, pre-dementia?

Back in the day we might have admired her brain and body but those days are long gone and what is left is an egotistical, money-grubbing, disgusting and devious old witch. I second this nom.