Carol fucking Vaudermask needs another cunting, this plastic hussey who feels the need to post everything online from how many guys she,s fucking to how beautiful she considers herself everytime she gets desperate for some attention or validation.
Now this enhanced plastic skank has gone public with her important news that she has contracted Covid, same as half the fucking world has, the symptoms are a drippy nose and an excuse for the media whore to spend even more time in bed, no doubt with one of the 5 boyfriends to blow the dust off her butchers bin of a snatch.
But thats not all, this fuck knuckle is requesting all her fans send her flowers, her audience of geriatrics and unemployed who have time for daytime tv and life insurance ads, you know the people on the bones of their arses are now expected to send this lop eyed tramp a bunch of get well soon flowers.
The sad thing is this deranged loon isnt going to get well anytime soon unless she pulls her head out of her own arse and has a serious check up from the neck up.
never ceases to amaze me how entitled these petty legends in their own minds are…..what a cunt, dog shit through the letter box is all she would ever get from me…
Nominated by : Fuglyucker
Surgically enhanced by Lord Helpus:
Vorderman is the biggest advertising whore ever. She will plug anything that will earn a few quid. She has zero credibility and integrity and quite why companies continue to employ her to promote their services is a mystery. What audience are they targeting – the terminally naive, stupid, pre-dementia?
Back in the day we might have admired her brain and body but those days are long gone and what is left is an egotistical, money-grubbing, disgusting and devious old witch. I second this nom.
I didn’t know lazy eye was a symptom of covid, she looks like marty feldman in the Wales article..
Vapid old spunk trumpet..
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More like a feckin spunk tuba…
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If I read that report correctly she’s been sleeping around all day Sunday and is tired, has a headache and a drippy fanny.
I’m not surprised.
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2nd only to the mega cunt that is Harry Redknapp , in the I will advertise anything if there is a quid in it stakes.
Jam roly poly and a betting firm despite one of his bestest mates ‘Merse’ being a down and out spastic gambler
Cunts all of them
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Gonna be alot of people catching covid in Wales now, seeing as it’s the fastest moving thing in the country now.
And Carol can I send ill will instead of flowers?
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Kipper Kunt
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She wants flowers…let’s send flowers. Hemlock blooms in late summer but perhaps we can find some at a florist on late season clearance.
Dumb cunt! Take another jab. Put on another mask. Keep your fucking distance. And most importantly…shut the fuck up!
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If only!
No doubt she’ll turn her little cold into a full blown vlog with up to the minute updates about her “battle” and blah blah blah.
I’m sure the BBC and the world’s media will be keeping us posted with this headline news story that trumps (ha!) all else.
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Christ she’s been rattled that many times she’s gone fucking bog eyed.
Should have taken more of those shite vitamins she used to sell on telly.
Double silicone oven.
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May I have a “C” please Carol?
Or is that another game …
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….and the target is 554.
No, it’s not the numbers game, it’s how much cock Carol fancies each week.
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I bet her vadge smells of sweaty socks filled with oily pennies. As Lawrence Fox might say, “Who’d want to shag that?”
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She could share some of her dosh with the homeless and the ‘refugees’ if she cares so much.
Or perhaps spend it on some even bigger, ridiculous, fake tits in order to get rattled by a gang black lads?
Gee. I wonder which one she chooses?
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I hope Rachel Riley doesn’t end up like her predecessor.
I’d do almost anything to be gifted a shot at Rachel’s fanny.
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Rather tame for you Thomas.
personally, I would like to use Rachel Riley as a three holed activity center until my baby gravy was coming out of her ears.
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Yeah, my apologies…too busy for filth this morning!
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10/10 for looks, -10/10 for being left wing and a Man U supporter. So, on balance, no.
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Only Fans , she’d earn a few quid if she had them done and went down Brixton to find the man dem
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Who gives a fuck.
Perhaps some hot chocolate, with a good dose of arsenic would be fitting.
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Oh dear,
What a pity,
Never mind.
She’s yet another whimpering, attention-seeking old bag looking for the sympathy vote because she’s special and probably also sees herself as a “national treasure”
The thing about treasure is that its often buried deep out of sight, out of mind. Therefore do us all a favour, Carol and disappear up your own vacuous arsehole!
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Or she could fall down a disused mineshaft..
Like her cunt.
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I believe the old tabby said in an interview once upon a time that her massively enhanced bobbetts were all natural and a result of diet and exercise. So obviously prone to the occasional untruth possibly.
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She also claimed to not know what ‘fingering’ was on 8 out of 10 cats! yeah right you lying fucker bet you’ve got a clunge like a welly boot top!
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Lee Anderson shut her up the other day…
She was giving him a slagging online for being a nasty right-wing tory….he replied that he was committed to banning single-use plastics. Silence from her (she probably didn’t get it).
She’s a cunt.
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I would unashamedly give Carol some of my toy boy cock! I’m a sucker for plastic MILF & Mature slags and I openly admit this to you all as a 39 year old male.
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A nom that’s hard to improve on. Yes, she is a cunt with enhanced cuntishness because she advertises Equity Release, a game only for mugs or the terminally desperate. As for being a national treasure, she can fuck right off. Treasure’s normally found in a sunken chest and surgeons have seen to it that the old bag’s top bollocks are anything but.
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That’s what really gets in my fillings about these fucking celebs Isabel, the way they endorse these scams set up to relieve the naive/ignorant of what little money they have. When the scams go tits up their unseemly rush to deny all knowledge and exit the scene rapidly with their ill-gotten gains is stomach turning and Ms Vorderman is one of the best examples I know.
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No shiny shites awarded dear.Throw yourself on the bonfire 🔥🔥🔥
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well, i dont care. i would still fuck her in the arse, then let her piss on me.
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So ends my interest in my Weetabix and OJ this morning,
Cheers, mate.
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Nearly spat my coffee out reading that one 😂
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This virtue signalling rich plastic tart should get together with Lineker. Imagine the offspring – enormous ears, tits and ego!
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She moans about the evil grasping, selfish, capitalist, materialistic Tories, and yet she hasn’t done bad for herself over the last 13 or so years of Tory rule.
Does she live on the streets? No
Does she rely on charities for handouts? No
Is she unemployed? No
Does she live on state benefits? No
Does she live in a rundown council flat in some shithole town or borough? No
Is she suffering a genuine cost of living crisis? No
Is she truly green and eco-friendly? Probably not.
Did she vote for Brexit? No
Does she have multiple incomes? Yes
Does she have an old nail for a car? No
Does she use public transport? No
Could she fuck off to the EU if she truly wanted? Yes
Does she still in England regardless? Of course.
Is she a two-faced, hypocritical champagne-socialist slagbag? Absofuckinglutely!
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I only go off what I know about people. She’s intelligent, not a bad looker and fucker. She will sort out any problems you have financially. What if her fanny
smells ? I only eat what I can taste. She’s not black and wouldn’t rob you blind. You’d be silly to say no.
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Look at the size of her bouncers in that photo compared to today’s plastic Katie Price Turkish specials? As fake as fuck, just like her recently acquired concerns for the poor and oppressed, the “climate change crisis” and the poor fucking dinghy raiders. A classic arse licking attention seeker who has just discovered the financial advantages of the wokie world. Fuck off you plastic p*nce!
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Imagine being dropped blindfold into a large barrel of fish. Or in this case a barrel containing Lily Mong, Emma Thompson, Katie Price, Angie Raynor and this bag of plastic spanners.
You’d be forgiven in thinking it was a barrel of fetid fish and assorted marine entrails.
Although I suppose for some of the regular old pervs on here such a vision would be a wankathon bonus!
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You’re right. I don’t want makeup and scents. I want what nature intended, the real thing.
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I still would though.
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Back in the 90’s linked up with an old chum on friends reunited, we had a lot to catch up on. I will always remember this- ” My mate was married to Vorderman, she is a fucking cow”.
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I’d still do her!
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When you see Carol on the first episode of Countdown. She is virtually unrecognisable to what she has become. I liked her when she wasn’t flash, fake and plastic. But that was years ago.
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I thought she was cute, back in the day:
https://static.independent.co.uk/s3fs-public/thumbnails/image/2008/07/26/02/40702.jpg
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She’s a mucky old slag and will be riddled with it, Sir Geoffrey Boycott would sort the dirty old trout out.
She belongs in the dustbin with a black eye and a broken nose.
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She bears a resemblance to my masseuse, who is better looking and younger. I have an appointment on thursday.
As for ‘what audience are they targeting – the terminally naive, stupid, pre-dementia?’ They’re targeting the same audience that all tv ads are aimed at, the people who’ll spend their money on any old crap, especially when they’re instructed to do so by someone with a loud stupid voice like Brian Blessed.
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Dirty Harriet made a good point today maybe Vaudercunt should start waering an eye patch, maybe while she,s about it she can get one of those taxidermy pirate pigeons , still she would probable be jelous it had been stuffed more than her.
Still after a complete body transplant pretty much you would think she would get that loppy eye sorted out…….over here Carol, mind that frizbee
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I think the eye thing could be an “infection” that she got of B Liar.
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Self publicising old trollop.
She’d advertise anything if the price is right.
Deny your relatives of the full value of your house by using the SunLife Equity Release Plan. I bet she gets flowers from Sunlife every month in perpetuity along with £1m a year for advertising their shit.
https://www.sunlife.co.uk/equity-release/watch-carol-explain-equity-release/
I’d still whack one off in front of her and Judith Ralston the weather lady if I got the chance though:
https://forum.stockingshq.com/index.php?/topic/63065-judith-ralston/
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Did she once claim to have bedded an astronaut, or was the poor sod just trying desperately to escape the gravitational pull of Carol’s rubbertitties?
I hope when she carks, that the crem is well-insured (by Snu Life, natch), as those neoprene norks will go off like Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
It’s a toss-up which is worse – a free Snu Life biro, or the two inch civil service issue.
Give me Chubby Charlotte the Healer any and every day.
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