Asteroid Sample Overexcitement

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Getting over excited about a bit of space rock.

The sample has returned from Asteroid Bennu, about 250g, it’s going to give answers about the formation of the solar system and perhaps the origins of life on earth (I doubt it will ever answer, is there a god).

The excitement includes putting 75% of the 250g in a safe to be locked away for, well maybe forever and the rest a whole 62.5 g will be distributed across the globe to be studied by various boffins and in two years we will get some answers.

Looking forward with a fucking yawn to the answer, any advance on 42.

BBC News Link.

Nominated by : Sick of it

55 thoughts on “Asteroid Sample Overexcitement”

  1. Everyone knows the Africans created the solar system..

    So I have saved the eggheads some time to go and get laid..

  2. After the Chinky Flu and the Big Green Scam nobody with a brain gives a fuck what scientists have to say about anything. Paid shills and a lying bunch of cunts.

  4. I hope it contains the spaceborne brown eyed flu and “accidentally” escapes the lab. It’s what Prince Philip would’ve wanted.

  5. The only thing this space rock will prove is that whatever the dipshit scientists think they learn will be shown to be wrong in the future.

  6. A C17 Transporter plane to take a 9 oz sample to Texas?
    In one of the ashtrays, presumably.

  7. Look out for lots of theory being presented as fact by ‘experts’.
    There’s a misused word if ever there was one.
    If one expert has a theory, and another expert has a different one, then at best, only one can be right.
    Which means that one of them isn’t an expert at all.
    At least in the field of space science they’re happy to argue, unlike the ‘science’ of climate change where one side simply gets cancelled.
    I doubt this exercise will achieve much though. Just the usual ‘may suggest’ and ‘could possibly mean’ bollocks.
    Their money would be better spent on getting a black person on the moon.
    They are all pioneers after all.

  8. I think it would be pretty cool if they found a message burned into the space rock 10 Commandments style.

    1. Thou shalt not signal virtue.
    2. Thou shalt not lay with Homos, Faqqots or Trannies.
    3. Thou shalt not bang thy head on the floor and kiss the carpet.
    4. Thou shalt not vote Labour or Democrat or any Progressive Party.
    5. Thou shalt not cross the Channel in a dinghy or wade across the Rio Grande.
    6. Avoid the mud people for they are unclean.
    7. Beware the False Prophets of Woke.
    8. Don’t trust the Politicians or the Media.
    9. If someone tries to carjack or stab you, shoot them dead.
    10. Be sure to wear sunscreen so thy skin remains white.

    And leave the fucking Jews alone!

  9. Numerous governments are burdening their populations with ever increasing green taxes and regulations.

    Yet these same governments are using up huge amounts of resources and burning vast amounts of fossil fuels, to boldly go to a human unfriendly environment.

    They obviously think we’re thick and expect us to swallow the twaddle that they’re pushing to us.

    Anyway, it’s pissing it down.

    So me the dog and Ethel are hitting the road and heading for a field in Shropshire.

    Fuck it.

    Good morning. 👍

  10. I’m always delighted to hear about outer space,rockets and satellites.

    I like to imagine the rocket boffins getting into a full on brawl with the climate boffins over the utterly ruinous use of natural resources it takes to get anything into space..

    Plus it must make that little cunt Greta shake with rage.

    Good morning and fuck the lot of them.

  11. Will it reveal what fucking planet the Government is on?

    Good morning, everyone?

  13. I am of the opinion that whatever the cost was to obtain a piece of rock from space , the money could have been spent on earth on something more worthwhile….

  15. Greta SixFingers will probably do another demo and moan about the asteroid killing her future. “How Dare It!!”

    The eco-nutjobs will suggest this asteroid was due to climate change.

    Gina Miller will suggest the asteroid could have destroyed the planet, and Brexit is to blame.

    The Guardian will want to know the asteroid’s gender.

    Katie Price will try and shag it,

    Ian Wright and Lenny Henry will say its racist.

    And Fat Reg will probably want to shove some of it up his own Uranus.

    • Absolutely 😁

      And Jeremy Vine might claim it could’ve killed thousands of cyclists

  16. All that time and money over a piece of rock..

    Could of gone to Gaza I hear there is plenty there.. To soon?

  17. NASA want to launch a “manned” rocket to Mars with a view to one day terraforming it for habitable life.

    Begs the question who will be the first astronaut to set foot on Martian soil? An Alphabet? A Person of Colour? A Transformer? an eco-warrior?

    They’ll all be fighting it out amongst themselves declaring that their gender symbolism is far more important than others.

    That said, perhaps NASA could land a rocket on the Moon and take Greta with it. She could then have the Moon all to herself, although I guess she’d still moan about the bleedin’ climate (or lack of)

  19. There’s no space, water above and water below as written in the book you heathens.

    Noms like this requires someone to stand in for Miles. My turn today!

  20. Personally I hope Ming the Merciless from the planet Mongo comes and takes away Suck Dick and Kweer to use as hostages.

    • I don’t think “hostages” is quite the right word Twenty. It suggests we would pay to get them back.

  21. Their wetting themselves over a piece of fucking rock. Every so often Nasa put out some news about a useless piece of rock, unless they find little green men i don’t give a wank .

  22. According to Wiki and one or two other sources via Google, NASA’s annual budget is a mind boggling $26bn!

    • True Cuntamus. We need to think this through. If this money was not being spent on space exploration probably a good part of it would instead be wasted on futile attempts to ameliorate conditions for Muslims, Africans and other dross.

  25. ‘Didn’t it all have to do with trillions of tons of matter coming together due to the force of gravity or something?’.

    B. Cox
    Manchester

  27. And let me guess…

    NASA will tell us that life existed on this asteroid thing millions of cenrturies ago.

    And that they were black…..🙄

  28. Sorry to rain on the parade of you philistines but this is definitely exciting and very interesting. More so than even the late Heather Cooper, this is an astrophysicists wet dream. This is because the rock’s water and carbon content may explain how water was originally delivered to Earth and played a key role in the emergence of life. Who can fail not to be interested in that ?

    • Don’t despair MMCM. There are at least four of us on here (you, me, Cuntamus and MJB) who appreciate the wonder of this event.

      Heather Couper was a great loss I feel. She was brilliant at presenting this stuff to the general public and enthusing at least some of us.

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