It probably looks pretty good in p0rn films with a girl getting double or even triple plugged. And it has to be said a young woman’s arse is one of the Wonders of the World!
However, I have only ever indulged in anal sex 3 times over the last 40 odd years, and not one of them turned out as well as you see in those very same films.
The first time was when I was about 18, drunk after a cranky party and ended up in bed with a girl called Emma. Very much a one night stand, but despite that for the first 30 odd minutes we went through the usual positions until for whatever reason I shoved my dick in her arsehole while she was on all 4s presenting herself to me.
It hurt both of us like hell and of course she simply wasn’t ready for such an invasion, as I found out when I pulled out!!
2nd time, I was in my 30s. Very much the same scenario as before, but on this occasion the woman had done anal before and could easily accommodate me. But I still found it not only painful but also a right old turn off. And that was that.
The final time was just a few months ago with the wife. This time we did our homework and did all the necessary “prep work” before hand But again it just didn’t do anything for me and I soon ended the idea.
So yeah, watching a girl getting plugged up the arse looks good on film, but the reality is far far different – at least for me.
Nominated by Technocunt.
Seems they walk amongst us
Never understood bumming it’s best left to gay boys 👎👎
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Girls getting bummed.
It’s fucking amazing in porn.
I’ve no desire to really do it in real life.
’bout it for me really.
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Filthy disgusting practice. That part of the body is made for one thing only, and it ain’t sex.
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Its a one way street only, only perverts think its a two way street, like Kinky Farnham, his chum and their poor gerbil, Armageddon!
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My specialist subject……..as long as it hasn’t got a pair of bollocks between it’s legs (and never had I might point out)
Nothing better than getting some posh bit of totty on all fours and reaming her arse out and ‘double dipping’
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I got a lot of movement in the pant department just reading the nom TBH
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Y’all prison bitches now? What’s with you people? Sunday morning y’all waving your dicks around like ice lollies waiting on a chocolate coating?
Go get yourself cleaned up and put your favourite Elton John album on.
Jebus save us lord!
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Maybe you should be taking it instead Technocunt?
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Anyone else notice the irony of this Nom following closely behind Katie Price?
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Not for me. I don’t find the last 6 inches of the digestive tract a turn on at all. Don’t even want to see it really unless I know it’s thoroughly cleaned. Near impossible to not stink somewhat.
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Felicity Kendall had a great arse back in the 70s and 80s.
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Anneka Rice also had a spectacular arse, Technocunt.
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Pissed in a bird arse once after shagging her up the backside……that was a bit messy
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It’s a rather lovely bum in the header. I think I’m getting horny…
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I have to say that it’s not all it’s cracked up to be.
Whisky!!
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And what the hell is this nonsense whereby a bloke seeks out a hideous female whore (“I am a ‘mistress’,not a prostitute”) in order to be bummed by her strap-on ?
This is just wrong!
Does the bloke insist that he’s straight because the person doing the buggering is female?
Booolsheeeit!
Why waste all that money when he could pop down to his local “cottage” in the park and get it for nothing.
As for these pompous bitches who think that because they don’t provide sexual services because being a “mistress “ makes them feel superior to most down to earth prozzies they can fuck right off.
How fucking dare they advertise on sex-for-sale websites. They can’t even be arsed to give you a wank.
If you need a larf or reassurance that your body ain’t half bad have a look at some of the morbidly obese smelly munters that advertise their services on Britain’s most popular fucksite. Hint , it’s often abbreviated as AW.
PS I am indebted to certain members of my local stamp-collecting club for providing me with the detailed information mentioned in this post.
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clearly you are all gay 😂
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I think it’s a n*gnog, thing! In the movies it’s usually some over tooled bleck cunt who doing the buggering! Obviously all raving chutney ferrets, just like professional football players! The dirty cunts!
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To cut a long story short – I worked for a production company in the 90’s who produced pornographic movies.
The female actresses are told not to eat anything the day before any shoot which involved anal, and believe you me that is sadly 95% of porn these days. They are also required to douche before the scene (self performed enema) and the act of anal sex is incredibly destructive to both the anus and the mental health of the girls.
The company I worked for would often book women for ‘straight scenes then whilst on set offer them another £1000 to film anal. – This was the 90’s when they would be earning around £750 for a basic sex scene and considering most were doing porn only for the money, then another £1000 is often accepted.
I have seen some horrendous things when they have agreed and renegotiated their contracts to accommodate this extra work scene.
Bleeding from the anus, fecal explosions, women breaking down after realising that the contract contained small print which stated if the anal scene was filmed to completion then their would be no extra £1000 and even threats of blacklisting them from the industry (via their agents).
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