Rachel Zegler

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I recently gave Disney a right cunting for its determination to trash its own legacy of animation with live action ‘woke’ remakes of classic films.

Next in line for the treatment is the legendary 1937 adaptation of the Grimms’ fairy tale ‘Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs’, now being ‘re-imagined’ as ‘Off White and the Seven Ethnically Diverse Magical Creatures’. That’s right; Snow White is now Snow Latinx, there are no dwarfs, and no love story with Prince Charming. Our heroine is now focused on ‘her journey’ to leadership and empowerment. She’s a real Hollywood ‘girl boss’. That’s right, another one.

As if all this ‘woke’ shit wasn’t bad enough, we now have to endure the nauseating sight and sound of the insufferable lead, Rachel Zegler, preening in front of the camera and spouting off in the most smug and irritating manner possible about the film and her role in it.

I could wax lyrically for many paragraphs on the subject of why such an utterly unlikeable Hollywood brat should be immediately kicked down the nearest flight of stairs. But actually it’s better just to let this vapid poseur condemn herself, so I invite you all to watch this short clip (esp. from the 30 second mark) if you can manage to contain your nausea in the process;

Just fuck off over there with the rest of the Tinseltown airheads, and when you get there, fuck off again, you absolute fucking clown.

‘Weird, weird’.

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Nominated by Ron Knee.

129 thoughts on “Rachel Zegler”

  1. She can spout all the woke shit she wants but she’ll just end up with a career similar to Daisy Ridley ie non fucking existent

    Her rhetoric is utterly vile if you listen to her interviews and if the other way around would see that person cancelled at the speed of light

  2. I’m just waiting for Disney to remake Cannonball Run with Viola Davis and Benedict Cumberbatch in the Dean Martin and Sammy David Jr priest roles .

    Plus two fat unfunny women as Burt Reynolds and Captain Chaos

    What about Smokey and the (arse) Bandit

    Cressida Dick chasing Sam Smith across Soho in her pink rainbow car during Pride Week

  3. Yes a new interpretation- an angry Snow White.

    The most hilarious video is of her complaining that she be paid for streaming because she has suffered for her Art having to dress up as Snow White.

    All those hours in makeup.

    Yes she understands the outdated attitudes.
    So this is a smart, sophisticated Snow White.

    You would have liked to say to her ‘but it’s just a children’s cartoon’.

  6. Let’s hope her attitude helps this crappy film tank.

    Also – with any luck – this Zegler slag will end up as the most unemployable cunt in Hollywood since Mike Myers. Why do you think he’s never seen these days?

    • I do find it bizarre that Disney employs her to do a live action remake of its animated classic, then she proceeds to piss all over the original, making herself look a thoroughly unlikeable gobshite in the process.

      It’s hardly great marketing for Disney.

      Her two major ventures into film before this both tanked, and there’s every indication that ‘Off White’ will do likewise.

      With her record to date and her attitude, I’d say that there’s every chance she’ll disappear up her own arse.

      What a loss to the performing arts that will be.

      • I find it weird that Disney is now trying to make out like they give a shit about all this keeping in mind Walt was in league with gangsters and an antisemite and also that early Disney films weren’t exactly PC – “We are Siamese if you please”

        A bit like the Beeb covering for a sex offender for decades and then not airing episodes of Top of the Pops 2 featuring that person, but then making a programme all about him, with an actor playing that person….mmmkay?!

      • I think that whole Savile drama thing is utterly distasteful, for the reasons you give Harold.

        Okay, there’s a ‘public interest’ case to be made for a documentary on the cunt, but making an ‘entertainment’ of this story is really smelly.

        Anyway, if the evidence of this picture is anything to go by, Coogan’s performance will need to be good to make up for the piss poor syrups on display.

        https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2021/12/28/line-creatingentertainment-trauma/

        Could turn out to be unintentionally hilarious.

    • Mike Myers still gets work doing voice overs. He had a few flops which led to him not appearing on screen as much, with cameos in films like ‘Inglorious basterds’. I don’t blame him for his semi-retirement

      • Apparently Myers can be a cunt and is difficult to work with. Maybe not in the Russell Crowe or Christian Bale class of super cunt though. Now those two are bastards.

        And as for that cunt Meg Ryan? See Russell Crowe….😉

  9. A good few years ago there was a poll in a football fanzine, where a bloke could pick his five favourite ladies for a (cough) fantasy football team.

    A Scouse lad called his team Mickey’s Fantasia. And the five women were Sonia, Cilla Black, Linda McCartney, Sheila Grant and Nellie Boswell.

    Now ey, soft lad!

  10. I dislike interviews at the best of times as the usuivrry full and pointless but these fucking actors and film makers lately really take the biscuit. Why ruin well loved classic films by changing the agenda to suit a new generation. The same goes for classic literature. Leave it be. Make your own shitty films and write your own crappy books ya lazy cunts.

    • They can’t. They piggyback on great stories and then destroy them by undermining the original timeless themes with fashionable nonsense.

      These people are as stupid as they are arrogant.

  11. It very much looks like Rachel has pissed on her own feet.

    It seems Disney are cancelling the project ( which included a sequel) due to her daft, self-destructive, behaviour.

  12. And tbe rich jew boys who own the whole shebang laugh, rake in the money and wait for the next bandwagon to make money from …

    What next I wonder?

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