Danniella Westbrook [4]

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For the avoidance of doubt, let me say from the outset that I don’t really have an issue with the fair Danniella. No, this is less of a cunting and more of a plea.

Please dear, just disport yourself less in front of the camera. I don’t want to see pictures of you ‘channeling your inner Marilyn Monroe’, or trying to recreate iconic Pam Anderson moments from ‘Baywatch’ (Jesus). I’m pretty certain that not many other people do either.

In particular I most certainly don’t want to see pictures of your latest boob job. Frankly to a tit man like myself they’re more than a bit offputting.

It’s not a good look, so cover up and stay away from the camera, there’s a good girl. Frankly, you’d be doing yourself as much of a favour as you would the rest of us.

The Sun Link.

Nominated by : Ron Knee

132 thoughts on “Danniella Westbrook [4]”

  1. Didn’t someone recently compare her channeling her inner Marilyn Monroe to Les Dawson in drag?

    Had me chuckling all week that did.

  2. She’d be no good ‘channeling’ Pamela Anderson in Baywatch but she’d be alright ‘cathedraling’ Charles Laughton in The Hunchback of Nôtre Dame.

  3. One wonders how she gets money for all these holidays and surgeries?
    Maybe she’s a Dubai port-a-potty for rich Arabs like Lindsay Lohan or Hayden Panatierre (allegedly).
    But a particularly sick in the head one who’s actually paying the surgeon to make her look worse to get his jollies.

  4. Having tit jobs done 😆

    It’s not your tits that are the problem kid.

    It’s like Boris Karloff worrying about his eyeliner
    Or Rocky Dennis worried about his lip stick.

  5. Love the way the photographer catches the “moment”. Every picture of the women I have seen she resembles a fucking gargoyle. Hey paparazzi give her and the rest of us a break, please.

  6. I did hear she is actually appearing in the Marilyn Monroe remake ‘Gentlemen Prefer Septum’s’.

  7. She’s a right fucking mess.

    And a total talent free zone.

    She should join a travelling circus 🎪

    Fire her from a cannon, into a swimming pool full of Colombian marching powder.

    Hold your aching sides as you roar with laughter, as she flails around, snorting and turning until she eventually sinks from view 😀

    Next up. The clowns 🤡

    Chasing Warwick Davies with a 40,000 volt cattle prod.

    Look at his little stumpy legs go !

    Run Warwick !! 😂

    • I’d love to hunt warrick and that Dinky Dinklage with dogs!!

      Track them through Macc Forest
      Let me dog bring one to ground
      Finish one with my bow.

      Should be able to do that at certain times of year.

      Licensed Hobbit hunt

      • Hmmmm…that seems a trifle unfair, MNC…you’d have to give them a chance against the dogs.
        They could attempt to make their escape on offroad spaz chariots:
        https://images.app.goo.gl/kEeijRK9t4V1R7XU8
        It’s only fair…after all, Dildo Baggins rode one up the side of Mount Doom in ‘Lord of the Rings’ with Gollum chasing after him in a blue Invacar.

      • @MNC. It’s only a short ( 😂 ) season.

        October the first until December the twentieth. As the dirty little bastards are breeding the rest of the time.

        And you can’t use long ( 😂 ) dogs.

        When Ellie Simmonds is on heat, they have to keep Warwick restrained on a titanium chain.

        He has multiple convulsions and is constantly shooting his fat for days on end..

        It’s a fucking disgrace.

        Good evening.

      • If you bagged a few of them Jack you could have them made into some nice luggage, midget bound picnic hamper.

        Have warricks skull as a bottle opener!!

  8. What next, my dear?

    Nothing short of a total head transplant will suffice.

    Go for it, the Sun will sponsor it, I’m sure.

  9. She must have to suck a lot of cock to keep her jaw in shipshape. Can still imagine her lining cocaine along a stiffy, before downing the sticky contents.

      • Out of interest Mis. I’d watched a new print of Kes earlier.
        I think I’d still let gives me a bath. I’ve nothing to be proud about.

  10. I tried to post a link to an article about a dwa*f baiting show in the 1870’s, in the Stoke area

    It contained a wonderful drawing of the event, a particularly gruesome looking diminutive chap against some kind of bulldog.

    Unfortunately, Word Press said no.

    The cunt.

  17. Daniella Westbrook certainly looks like a dogs dinner and does give me that sick in the mouth feeling, so many of these has beens are trying the last rodeo, desperately trying to hang on to the showbiz life,
    To name few of these sad tarts Katie Price, Carol Vauderman, Claudia Winkleman, Davina McCall and many other sad fuckers doing anything and everything trying to keep their tightened, lifted, botoxed faces on the telly and yet all could disappeare tomorrow and no fucker would even notice….

  18. I loved Westbrook in that film. The way she delivered that line.

    ‘Welcome to Hanging House. Not to worry, everyone is equal in my eye.’

  19. Off topic

    The UEFA Women’s Coach of the Year trophy is heavy. When giving it to Sarina Weigman the Lionesses Coach the UEFA President Alexander Ceferin told her innocuously to ‘be careful, it’s heavy’.
    He has been ‘heavily’ criticised for this. One woman commentator-‘Honestly mate…after the last two weeks you wanna condescend?’
    These last two weeks have been very very heavy for Spanish football.
    Anyway the heaviness continued at the ceremony. Sarina joined in. She managed to pick the heavy trophy up and go into ‘heavy’ stuff about how she stands with the Spanish women players and some more ‘heavy’ talk about football having a lot to learn.
    What needs to happen is for ladies to lighten up. But they won’t.

    • The cunts take offence at absolutely anything and everything. The days of being a gentleman and opening doors and suchlike are gone. They see evil in everything men do, and that’s because they want to.

      Not all of them. of course. I am very lucky with Mrs Norman. But Sir Laurence Fox is right. It is rare these days to find a woman under 35 who isn’t a loony.

      • And, if Spain is anything to go by, I reckon a man will be put on trial (real judicial trial) for looking at a woman the ‘wrong way’ in years to come. And, no, I am not joking.

  21. Only the super soaraway Sun would put a NeverEnders has been on their front page.
    Tell you what though, I’m fucking glad she’s not on the third page.

    Does that still exist? Or have the psychotic Me Too turds banned attractive women and nice tits?

  22. In the 3rd Sun fot, the nail varnish is missing from her right middle finger.
    Wonder where she’s been inserting that to rub it off……….
    Up Katie’s starfish in Thomas’ twisted fantasy maybe?

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