Apologizing For The Slave Trade

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My ancestors turned a few duckets (gold coin) out of slavery. Am I sorry for it? Fuck no. Will I be joining the litany of woke crokes bemoaning and bewailing the barbaric trade? Fuck no. Am I cashing in my land and bank balance (generated by the heinous shenanigans of my ancestors) to offer compo for having dragged the indigenous darlings out of darkest Africa? Fuck no. Best thing that ever happened to them.

This great and glorious Kingdom stands accused of ripping children from their mothers arms and subjecting them to short and squalid lives of toil and abject poverty. Gimme Compo White Oppressor. Oh no. Lucky them.

Mother Africa (she of disease, hunger and pestilence) was the real enslaver, their Fathers and Chiefs the Slave Takers who rounded them up and sold them on to visiting Arab Slavers who in turn sold then on to the French and Belgians, the Germans, the Dutch, the Portuguese, the Spanish and later the British and the Americans. Without that turn of good fortune they would have had little or no education and no opportunity to make their fortune in drugs and prostitution on the streets of our fair cities.

Where would the scammers of Nigeria be now without the access to our technology and bank accounts and dating sites.
Far from offering mewling pleas of forgiveness (fuck you Justin Welby) we are the ones who should be compensated by them for all we have given them over the generations.

American conservative

Nominated by Sir Limply Stoke

86 thoughts on “Apologizing For The Slave Trade”

  1. I’m sorry so sorry..

    That my distant more intelligent ancestors didn’t just stop off in Africa, have a look around. Take some snaps.

    Then think those apes will be more trouble than they are worth.

    Dogs and dolphins are more intelligent.

  2. If I got a slave I’d like a little one with a comedy scowl and a catchphrase like Arnold from Different strokes.

    I’d name him Cocopop

    ” Cocopop shine my shoes”

    ” peel the potatoes Cocopop then pick me some strawberries from my beautiful garden.”

    I wouldn’t unduly whip him either,
    I’d be a gracious master

    Pick up that dogshit Cocopop,
    No I’ve run out of poo- bags.

    ” watchoo talkin bout master?!!”

    He’d bristle comedially
    And I’d back hand him unconscious.

    • I reckon a little Korean one and then they can fix electronics too. Unless of course he is North Korean and then his expertise ceased around the 1950’s.

      I wonder how Mr Cunt Engine is doing? If he got detained at immigration control and did a Sharon Stone from Basic Instinct during the interview?

      • You could name your little Korean Rice Krispie LL.

        Cuntengine?
        Colorado, skiing in summer?
        Naw, so probably sex tourism and medical marijuana.

        He’s not the ambassador I’d of picked first to help Anglo American relations with his giant mustache and floral suits but needs must I suppose.

      • Ah, Peter Buck and those R.E.M cunts.

        Byrds and Flying Burrito Brothers impersonators, with a do gooding whiny voiced woofter as frontman.

        In 91, the overkill on these cunts was unbearable. Every hipster cunt and knobcheese was singing ‘Shiny Happy People’. Most of the ‘Out Of Time’ album is shit.

      • Gonna have to go against the grain here Norman but I love those 2 albums.
        Out of Time and Automatic for the People.

        Like Harold say’s – they remind me of my early to mid teenage years.

      • Please accept my deepest apologies,
        But I like Murmur, Document, Green, Out of Time and some of Automatic.
        Suede were ace.

      • My old mum likes REM for some reason.

        I used to like bands like Suede, Mansun and the Manic Street Preachers. Wasn’t too bothered by Oasis and Blur.

        All of that was considered gay as fuck by half the lads I went to school with. Wu Tang Clan,Tupac and stuff like the Prodigy was what you listened to if you were a really tough fourteen year-old from rural Sussex/Surrey

    • I’d keep a Filipino midget. zjust have to keep him from the windows when the planes are going over, and keep the shotguns locked away..

  3. https://www.itv.com/news/granada/2023-09-07/why-were-cars-covered-in-a-layer-of-dust-this-morning

    I’d want reparations from the indigenous peoples of North Africa, for the damage done to my motors paintwork, by the sand and grit that was blown over from the Sahara, and fell mixed in light rain showers.

    What?
    It’s as relevant as something that happened many years ago, and is as much the “fault” of modern North Africans as slavery is the fault of the descendants of the average British person.

  4. Owning a slave sounds like hard work..

    The beatings and whippings just to get the minimal work out of them.

    And they will still crap on your carpet

    Stick to a dog easier to train and much more loyal. And won’t stab you when kfc closes early.

  5. The Empire of East Anglia demands compensation from Denmark for the murder of King Edmund and from Italy for the appalling treatment of Queen Boudica and her daughters.

    That should keep me in pizza and Elephant Beer for a while.

  6. A committee from the ‘ prestigious ‘ University of the West Indies, has claimed that UK PLC ( Skint ) owes over 18 trillion smackers in reparations.

    Soft cunts that our politicians are, we’ll probably enter into negotiations with the thieving black cunts.

    Get To Fuck.

  7. Any apology yet to the genuinely sick, mentally ill and disabled who were hounded by those cunts Cameron, Clegg, Osborne, Duncan Smith, and that McVey slag?

    Over a thousand suicides and deaths due to their cold blooded nastiness. In 2012, a registered officially blind man near where we live was told/ordered to ‘see if there were any jobs’. Straight up.

    Any apologies? Nah, didn’t think so.

  8. The last night of the proms.

    Female conducter dressed as a man.
    Long political speech about women in music and more inclusivity for everyone.

    More EU flags than union jack’s.
    A political effort definitely.
    Orchestated.

  9. Did anyone have Zulu leader Mangosuthu Buthelezi in Dead Pool?
    No?
    Didn’t think so.
    Apparently he died aged 95, in South Africa.
    Who gives a fuck?

  10. “Are you afraid of the Zulus Quartermaster”?

    “ I’m afraid of no man son, but them Zulus, they come in thousands….know what I mean”?

  11. Totally agree Limply. They should be thanking us.

    Less than 10% of this nation is non white. Wouldn’t think so looking at our wonderful news media and adverts.

    I’m all in favour of appropriate representation but can’t help thinking that most under represented race in the UK is the whites…?

  12. This again. So, we (of whom none of us has ever enslaved anyone), need to hand over cash to someone who’s never been enslaved…then apologise for something we didn’t do to someone who’s never had the thing we have meant to have done to them but didn’t actually do it.

    Confused? You’re meant to be (and ashamed), that’s what they want.

    They’re just being lazy cnts as usual and want a freebie that they don’t even have to steal this time.

    They ought to be paying us. If whitey didn’t buy them and take them to the US, UK etc, they wouldn’t exist or they’d be living in Africa amongst the sit and squalor.

    Also, what about mixed race? Do they get half? Do we get anything from Rome, the Viking’s, barberry pirates etc?

    You’re in a first world country with all the opportunities that entails. Stop being lazy victim apes and make something out of your lives. We don’t owe you shit.

  13. Well said. They have given the world nothing. Their contribution to the west is rap music and gun crime.
    We’ve given them huge amounts of money and ever advance we made in science, medicine,engineering, technology…and all they’ve done is sit in the dust with their grubby paws out.
    Fuk em.
    We fought to end slavery in the 1800s they fought to keep it going.
    Fuk all Africa and Asia and the middle east. Useless whinney cunts.

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