I’m not sure if wimminz football has been cunted before, although there have been frequent comments about it in various posts. However, I was pretty incensed when I saw this bollocks in the Daily Fail. I never read the rag, but was following a link to that nutter who had killed all the babies (I think that, and the way the NHS dealt with it, is the subject of another massive cunting).
Anyway, back to the footie. I am writing this on Saturday, so don’t know the result, but hope to all things that are Holy, that the slags lose. I will be in deepest Dorset from tomorrow, with no laptop, so won’t be able to cunt once the result is known. Anyway,
I just can’t imagine the bullshit and wankfest which will follow should the split-arses win.
I really don’t know who are the biggest cunts. Johnson, the Daily Fail, the MSM for pushing it as if it is equivalent to the men’s game, or the FA. In a way, I can understand the FA pushing it as it is just another revenue stream for them – flogging over-priced women’s football shirts etc.. I am just waiting for the day I see some soy-boy in a England women’s top (size 5xl), or complaining on social media that they don’t do the shirts in mens sizes. And I often wonder about Johnson’s mental state – does he really believe that bullshit he is coming out with? Does he still think he’s a politician and is sucking up a few women’s votes?
Just like Net Zero, when will someone stand-up and call out the bullshit? At best, women’s football is, and always will be, a minority sport. It will NEVER attract the crowds like men’s football unelss, like they do now, give away tickets. Even top men’s rugby teams can’t fill their stadia. Many will give away tickets to local schools or clubs.
Even Southend United get 6,000 to a game – a number I suspect would never happen to 99% of women’s teams.
Women are good at many things and have different skills to men. But let’s stop this nonsense of thinking that they are equal to blokes in everything. Footballer, fire”fighters”, soldiers, coppers and, the biggest aberration of the lot, boxing – at most things, their lack of strength is a massive disadvantage.
Anyway, I’m fucking sick of all the shit about this world cup and I hope they fucking lose. Even if they do, I suspect that wanker Rishi will give them all gongs of some sort.
Nominated by Lord Cuntingford.
It must be important for this Country if neither the Chair(?) of the FA, Prince Baldy of Wales, nor the PM, Itchy Naan, can’t be bothered to fly First Class to watch the cunting game….
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Just wish the FA would lavish the same amount of cash, facilities and attention on non-league football (which is perpetually struggling) that they do on the women’s game.
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In 2022, the England Men’s blind football team beat Germany on penalties in the 3rd place playoff of the European championships (having lost on pens to Turkey in the semis).
How many cunts at the BBC do you think know that?
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They are too blind to notice.
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I’d imagine they could beat the lionesses
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That penalty lol.
The keeper could’ve nipped out of the stadium to the shops and bought a double edged di ldo by the time it would’ve crossed the line.
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How come the Spanish football team or so much better looking than our lezzers?
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They’ve got much hairier arms and legs though, WS.
Actually, probably not.
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Nothing a good razor wouldn’t sort out and I have always liked a bit of fur in the right place I am very anti deforestation
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Hasn’t it finished yet? I prefer proper football to the Bùlldykes World Cup.
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I applied for the laundry contract.
But lost out to MNC, who actually paid them for the privilege of washing their mucky kit.
The dirty cunt.
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A laundry bag that has the stench of Grimsby fish market on a hot day.
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Did he return it full of spunk stains ?
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I can’t tell a lie, I wouldn’t have returned it all.
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He’s still got it.
Hasn’t left his Country Cream shed for four days.
Probably ironing 😀
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Just heard another spellbinding piece of hyperbolic commentary by some wimminz on the telly.
“That was a magnifying ball, it’s just that there was nobody there”
No there wasn’t. There was nobody there several seconds before she passed it to the opposition goal keeper either.
Give me strength!
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Magnifying? Magnificent you fucking piece of shit phone!
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In all honesty, I would have predicted one of the wittering dykes in the commentary box to have said ‘magnifying’
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FMC you sexist fiend. Expecting them to look for a player to pass to is misogyny.
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Sorry CB. I just can’t help myself. I must in fact be a full on Nazi sympathiser.
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Change your name to field Marshal rommel then.
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I think I shall. In between abolishing the suffrage act and chaining the wife to the kitchen sink.
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Makes as much sense as walking across the road without looking.
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More gaslighting.
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13 minutes added on?
Did I miss an on pitch lez up?
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That’s 13 times longer than I’d manage shagging that ref. Maybe 15 times.
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Hahaha
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I just sent a note to my WhatsApp to my woke sister along those lines. I am waiting for an ear bashing but she looks seriously nice and has a great smile.
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No. Just the longest VAR check ever.
The media can add that to their ‘historic’ achievements list.
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We’re they checking for a moment of genuine skill?
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As the world is meant to end in 2035, I don’t think there’s enough time for that.
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During that time, people died not knowing the outcome, besides thousands of babies being born.
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Glad they lost. They will blame it on the dockers wedges the men made them a halftime.
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Damned right, SS…otherwise, we’d never have heard the end of it, our “brave heroes”!
Mind you, I feel the same way about the mens’ game.
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Don’t get too excited. I fear the damehoods will still handed out like confetti.
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I’m the same Thomas. I prefer hoofing the ball on muddy pitches and the lace in the ball giving them gyp.
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After these ‘ladies’ went through on penalties the other day, some (male) journo tweeted about “showing the lads how it is done”.
I’d probably watch the wimmins footie out of boredom if it wasn’t for absolute twats like these. Fuck em and fuck em again.
To be fair, the wimmins are as good as the men at bottling the biggest game of their lives.
I can’t talk anyway, my nation is shite at footie.
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Ireland doesnt have the billions of pounds of investment in football though so it’s fair enough.
We have no excuse.
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If there was a cup for the amount of times a cunt could but the goal bar or post both the male and female cunts would champs back to back
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Worst case scenario: the bullshit and woke lunacy that will ensue if the England Wimmins Team win this daft kickabout will be infinite.
Of course, the Beebscum will call it ‘England’s second World Cup trophy’. That bint who manages them will be put on a par with Busby, Shankly, Revie, Clough, Fergie, Paisley, Wenger. The Lionesses will be compared to the greats of 1966 or even bigger legends like Pele, Cruyff ot Beckanbauer. And I have no doubts that insufferable cunts like Alex Scott, Eni Aluko and Karen Bastard Carney will claim any ‘World Cup’ win as their own, and their already monumental egos and self importance will get even bigger.
But… But… But they lost. Oh dear, how sad, never fucking mind.
Cue the Laughing Policeman chorus and mass suicides at the BBC.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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They can never be all white and born in this country, even if they’d have won.
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Are the Lionesses now going to chase Weigman around the pitch with the Benny Hill theme blaring out of the stadium PA?😉
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I played the Laughing Policeman full blast when three wollygoggs missed penalties, which also downed out all the miserable twats crying in their beer.
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And Ten Hag can frig off and all.
‘Man United dominated in the first half at Spurs.’
And they didn’t in the second half, you useless boring baldy cunt.
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I’m waiting to see out my contact with Sly, before cancelling. The black goalie did it for me, besides them showing the tea ladies play.
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Onana, I believe he’s called. Well, he certainly plays like a fucking ‘nana, Sammy. We’d be better off with an actual banana in goal than that cunt.
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I recall Norman, that a banana played in goal, replacing Billy the Fish in one bizarre Viz episode.
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Liverpool manager Jurgen Klopp believes Alexis Mac Allister’s red card should be rescinded, arguing his side had been “punished enough” by the dismissal.
Two games in and he’s already moaning. I might have bloody known…🤣🙄
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Klopp’s time was up about a year ago. If he’s not moaning about the game, he’s moaning about Covid and Brexit or doing some bible-bashing.
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I agree Captain. The LFC players seemed to have lost respect for him a long time ago.
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I can always rely on you lads keeping me in touch with what goes on and other events I haven’t the gumption to be tormented with.
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The fanfare that has greeted this final played at U12 boys level is fucking ridiculous.
Back to playing in front of 1500 people for the rest of the season now.
Can’t we just have ONE thing to ourselves ? You don’t see us trying to take over fucking netball
There are local Sunday league men’s teams here that would turn over the England side
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1500? Do they force the inmates at local prisons to watch?
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Had a good chuckle to myself when I had a gander on what me grandad was watching and I saw that they lost to Spain. Fuck em, get back to playing in front of 100 people who do not even pay to get in. That is a reason why you are not paid the same as men, no body wants to watch your shit unless you throw away free tickets and they really got no paint to watch dry on the walls. Over hyped bullocks, or pussies in this case.
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When they sell 60k tickets at around 100 quid each week then fair play pay them the same
I’m actually voting with my feet when my Sky Sports package expires .
I can’t be part of their endless promotion of sun standard sport and cuntish virtue signalling male players who then go and take Saudi money when it’s waved under their noses
They can have other peoples money, they won’t get another penny from me
I’ll go to a broadband firm that just does broadband and not seek to lecture me about race grifters and how I should take the knee
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I see Baldybollocks is first out traps in the race to lavish praise/commiserations on the toothless Lionesses. Who can be next…Itchy Ballsack? Our demented sovereign?
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Yes but Baldybollocks is such a supporter of women’s football that he couldn’t be arsed to go.
I wouldn’t mind if it were you or me , I have a job to go to but Baldy doesn’t , literally has absolutely nothing to do and still couldn’t be fucked
Ha ha
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Nothing to do?
He has vegan burgers to sell in the bowels of London.
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Yes but, it was on the grounds the “one” couldn’t justify the carbon footprint.
This comment applies universally to the King ( I’ll never get used to saying that) Wishy Washy, Prince Baldy and any other cunt who uses that as an excuse, for any reason, whatsoever.
Can’t attend a service for.. enter your own words here, because of the carbon footprint, but my best wishes/thoughts are with you!
Yeah, right. Bunch of cunts.
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Whenever anything says ‘king’ my immediate reaction is ‘who?’. I grew 59 years with a queen, so to speak. Plus I think the king’s a massive WEF knob.
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This from a bloke I know on Facebook.
‘I’m welling up watching an England team walk out for a World Cup final’
Welling up? Is he about to blow his load?
I’d better unfriend that weirdo.
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Just reply “It’s not good for your spunk pipes to hold back jizz from a wank.”
Or “Season tickets at your local women’s football club are available.”
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Facebook crawls with such overemotional, permanently offended, depressed and ‘traumatised’ wreckage, hence me not using it for a good 5 years.
Welling up?
Man the fuck up.
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How is it that I get the feeling that men are somehow going to get blamed for this?
It’s like when you’re sat outside the pub with a bunch of mates, collectively laughing your tits off at a woman trying to parallel park and then getting a blobstrop bollocking when she takes out three parked cars, a lamp post and two shop fronts and somehow that’s your fault.
It’s coming. you just wait.
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Yeah i got that a while ago. silly bitch parked with a tyre halfway over the line into my bay at the local supermarket. i’m sat in my car, between the parking bay lines, she struggles past to get to her door and yet i’m the ‘moron’.
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The shit that really grips my shit is that you’ll hear them say ‘oh I play for Barcelona’
How many times , no you fucking don’t
You play for a team called Barcelona after copying it from a historically great men’s team
It’s like me calling my five a side team Barcelona and playing in replica kits
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Still plenty of house work to do when they get back. Should keep their minds off the defeat..
I wonder if you can genuinely miss a washing machine.
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Don’t know how these cunts have the temerity to walk into broadcasting house, under a statue made by the man who fucked his own family and dog. Hang your head in shame Heer Leikner.
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Clare Balding likes to use the ‘historic’.
She said to the players ‘ you must be gutted’ ‘you must be crushed’. The woman players accepted they were…but then went into how far the women’s game has come…and how they feel ’empowered’
I noticed Gerry Halliwell wished the team ‘good luck’.
It’s all the fault of the Spice Girls and ‘girl power’.
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Who then decided to marry a man for his money .
Surely a good girl power , I can do stuff for myself type would marry a bin man and be happy ?
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Claire can join in the consolation prize, a couple of family-size anchovy pizzas
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The Spice Girls….
Thought up by men✔
Auditioned by men✔
Chosen by men✔
Marketed by men
Hyped by men✔
Stupid nicknames chosen by men✔
Songs written by men✔
Records produced by men✔
‘Girl Power’ phrase invented by men✔
Girl Power my arse. Thick as pigshit stage school props. Every last one of them.
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Its back to the terraces and one woman and her clit licking poodle.
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At least Blighty reached the final
The Strayans only got to the final four and we haven’t heard the facking end of it
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Noticeable that at the proper World Cup, you see royalty and politicians at England’s games. The cunts are always onto that freebie.
I notice none of the cunts could be arsed with this bollocks though, despite saying how great it all is, the lying shit houses.
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Oh dear, it looks like the Lesbianesses have failed miserably to Spain. That’s what England gets for being a nation of woke cunts that can’t win anything anymore. But will we ever hear the end of it from the vile media, even after defeat? Will we fuck!
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As somebody who fucking despises the sport of footie, I have to ask…. did anybody see a single flash of tit?
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Well.. they lost.
Personally i would rather watch a game in the Isthmian league.
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