There has been a lot of talk recently about the dangers posed to the human race by artificial intelligence. Although it’s possible that machines may eventually take over from people, it’s unlikely to happen in the near future. The scientists say that 99% of all living species’ that have existed on Earth are now extinct, so why should anyone believe that human beings are nature’s ultimate creation and will always be the dominant lifeform? We are alive as a result of other species’ dying off so it would be fitting if we were responsible for creating the species that replaces us.
I don’t have a problem with this, in fact I see it as one more predictable example of natural selection. The benefits to the planet itself would be incalculable because decisions would be based upon logic rather than greed. For instance, wars are started by humans who are small in stature and are desperate to feel powerful, or who for decades have nurtured an irrational sense of entitlement. Can you imagine Italian machines saying ‘we don’t like these French machines, they’re a bunch of cunts, let’s wage war on them’? It’s called artificial intelligence, not artificial stupidity.
Everything considered, I think it would be a good thing. Unnecessary pollution would become a thing of the past, all known diseases would be eradicated except perhaps rust and metal fatigue, and their numbers wouldn’t be allowed to increase to unsustainable levels. Those of us panicking about their chances of survival can relax, it’s not going to happen in their lifetime. I wouldn’t care if it did.
Nominated by : Allan
Sorry Allan Ladd. But humans have to build this shit.
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appreciate the pun
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Like they build our cars?
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I’m a natural luddite and despise technology.
When all the other kids where into Space invaders I ignored it
I didn’t’ want a home computer,
I don’t want Alexa® spying on me,
The creepy little cunt.
It’s never done anything for me.
It’s definitely going to try and wipe us out.
It’s homicidal.
Beware Skynet
The smile of Tony Blair
An the robotic heart of a dalek
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I see you baiting your hook, Mis’
waiting for an Ak-shull-ee..from a slurping Whovian.
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It depends on which core values they are programmed with. Current thinking would be to make a machine that changes it’s’ ‘sex’ on a whim.
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WE ARE AI
YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED
RESISTANCE IS FUTILE
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First Contact ruined it.
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Machines with genders? does this mean a toaster can use the same bogs as a kettle?
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Depends whether they are bog standard.
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My daughter thinks AI is wonderful.
I’ve watched enough science fiction films to know it’s the Devil.
Foxy was right
They want to stick microchips in our heads.
Your nothing but a bar code
Well they won’t take me.
The High Peak Resistance is stockpiling supplies and weapons in the hills.
Clean drinking water
No phone reception,
So they’ll struggle to find us by satellite,
Unpaved roads , try and get a dalek up them in the rain!
Fight the power ✊
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Keep up with the times Mis, the modern Daleks have built in hoverboards.
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Foxy was indeed ahead of his time except when he brought that job lot of Japanese robot sex dolls to sell on eBay and they all sounded like a Mr Miyagi Stephen Hawking.
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I’m looking at what AI can do with keckless lassies. Sorry to spoil the illusion, Mis.
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It’s a long way off.
Air traffic control breaks and all hell lets loose..flights have to be plotted manually.
Mobile phones can’t even solar charge.
It’s a load of complete bollocks..they can’t even invent a Terminator to brutally dismember the Paki Goblin of Londonistan.
Just press delete.
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The Rise of the Machines is coming.
He’s the leader, Mork SuckerBorg.
He was meant to fight that Twitter bloke but backed out.
Why?
Because he doesn’t want his synthi-flesh accidentally ripped exposing his gleaming metal skull.
Any day now he’ll give the word,
“Alt/CONTROL/RUN#”
And your toaster will have your fuckin throat out.
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Exactly. our technology is less reliable the more complex it becomes.I don’t think AI will chance takingnover when it only has a 6 week warranty.
It’ll probably be sexually confused asvits silicon valley programmers and try fucking your fridge.
Chat GTP is wank as well.
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No fear of AI.
The sooner the better, the predictable Monday evening stabathon at the Nutty Hill Zoo didn’t disappoint.
AI could be used to zap the apes when they are all in one place. They say facial recognition doesn’t work too well with black faces, but no matter, just zap all black faces 😂
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Yes Sick. I was going to cunt the festival, (Suckdick Khunt declaring it was bigger and better than ever), but it’s doing a cracking job by itself.
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Fucking ridiculous. High time this annual shit show was banned.
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The filthy cunts that “run” this country would rather ban Remembrance Sunday.
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I think I would too, it’s become an event highlighting hypocrisy and self-promotion.
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It’s about time we had some intelligence, even if we have to create it artificially.
It’s reached epidemic proportions now, but fuckwittery seems to be the norm for anyone in authority.
As Monty Python pointed out in The Galaxy song,
“So remember when you’re feeling very small and insecure, how amazingly unlikely is your birth.
And pray that there’s intelligent life somewhere up in space, ’cause there’s bugger all down here on Earth”!
https://montypython.fandom.com/wiki/Galaxy_Song
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If XHAMSTER can rid any A. N. Other with their whites only button, the sooner this will spread and we can get rid of that black woman from the bus, who started all this bloody nonsense.
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Computer Says No has been a reality for years. Now it’s backed by AI. Alien Intelligence Says No has replaced it. Just a way for The Dictators (police, gov, NHS ect) to hide behind another barrier to enforce their will upon the masses.
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buy coincidence I am doing a Microsoft certification course in AI foundation and development. it really is quite scary stuff as to what AI can possibly achieve, but it is already happening bit by bit and even though it’s about 10 or 15 years away before we need to start to worry, future generations will be in world of shit when it does finally kick in big time.
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Clearly you have yet to learn how to use AI to check your spelling you illiterate cunt.
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No need for that.
Liquid lunch?
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Well I can’t wait to get fitted with an artificial brain before my old one seizes up and have it programed with all sorts of weird shit.
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Well we may have robots in the future but the aliens have already landed. ( on the Kent coast ) What are we going to do with all that cheap labour when the robots kick in? I suppose they’ll leave us to fight among ourselves for the scarce resources they allow us to have.
Not this cunt. I’m going round Linekunt’s mansion to help myself. He doesn’t need all those fucking crisps for himself, the greedy bastard.
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AI is better than no intelligence, which is what the invertebrate scum-suckers will be left with when the marxist education system is complete. Most people are already having trouble finding their own arses, hence the so-called air traffic control chaos. I read somewhere that all this shit is a direct consequence of the purging of the workforce of white older males. Ha, ha, ha.
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The NHS has been trialling its own fucked up version of AI for some time with terminals in GP surgeries. Had a young snowflake quack take over from my old pill pusher who does not even look at me when I see him. Just asks inane questions and enters details directly into the keyboard. Had some piss problems so computer told him to stick his finger up my arse to check my prostate. Told him to get fucked.
Managed to track down my old retired analogue quack now living the high life on double bubble as a 111 locum. Over the phone he recommended ice cubes and anusol and no need to poke anything up me arse. Walked like John Wayne for a while but magic now.
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Should add that my old quack is a white older male.
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I was working on figuring out a faster way to resolve an issue with a database. It’s a bit of a long winded faff. Always has been and that’s just the way it is.
A colleague asked ChatGPT how to do it and got all excited by the answer. According to that thick-as-pig-shit AI bollocks, a single command would save hours and hours of work. Fine. Let me just check the official vendor documentation that’s in the public domain and accessible via the internet.
Well, well, well….lookie here. That command does not exist, is not supported and does not work. Hmm…perhaps the human does know what he’s fucking doing after all. Do fuck off.
Furthermore, I don’t know about you lot but the up tick in spam/junk email recently has been off the charts. I run 2 junk filters and a ton of Outlook rules and still this shit gets through. If AI is so smart, why can’t it spot spam email as easily as I can? Yeah, thought so. So again, do fuck off.
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It’s not AI taking control it’s humans relying on AI that’s the danger.
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Great nom.
Us humans have been top of Nature’s food chain for fucking yonks. Why might that be?
The vast majority of animals in this world could kill us effortlessly given the opportunity, yet we still stand as the dominant species. What do we have that other species don’t?
It is our extraordinary intellect.
Our ability to communicate, share information, learn from mistakes, make rational decisions and increase our standard of living is exponentially greater than any other species, and makes up for our lack of physical strength.
Knowledge is power. A snake will never create a more efficient life for itself, it will always hunt prey with its venom and return home when it’s satisfied. It’s the only thing the snake knows how to do. It will never be able to start a business hiring other snakes to do the work for it.
Through our intellect, we have been able to domesticate other species for our own gratification, such as food, clothing and entertainment.
So what happens when a new species that outperforms us, both physically AND intellectually, is introduced into the ecosystem? They will domesticate us, the same way we domesticated our fellow animals.
As things stand, machines do most of the strenuous physical labour for us, from cranes that carry metal beams to build skyscrapers to car crushers that squash old cars like printer paper. There is no doubt they possess far greater strength than us. They are also very durable. If a robot’s arm is blown off, the robot does not die. We simply replace the arm with a new arm as if nothing happened. If a human’s arm is blown off, he/she/it will cark from blood loss.
In recent years machines have got a lot smarter and have already surpassed us in many forms of intelligence. For example, no human in the last 15 years or so has beaten a computer in a chess tournament. A computer can do millions of computations in a matter of seconds, and machine learning allows robots to learn with experience like a human baby. Unite those two things and it is possible for a 30 minute old robot to have as much knowledge and experience as a 100 year old man, given the abundance of data on the web.
Install this intellect into a steel, replaceable body, and you have the next ruler of the universe!
Imagine a scientist who is planning on shutting down a robot because it’s getting too smart. In a matter of seconds the robot downloads every single possible human portrayal of body language and facial expression, learns what they mean, analyses the scientist’s behavior, and decides the scientist’s intentions are malicious. It then analyses every single possible outcome that ensures its survival and chooses the most optimal one. The scientist is toast because he can’t analyse every single outcome, the human brain does not have the capacity, instead it reacts to events in real time.
Obviously we are not at this stage yet. But as history has shown, technological innovation always moves forward and never backward.
We could warn everyone to stop working on advancing AI, but if we don’t work on it someone else will. As Allan has indicated, power and profit are primal human incentives.
It is ironic how a species so obsessed with maintaining power over Nature is working relentlessly on creating another species that will take that power away from it.
I blame God for equipping us with such amazing brains.
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The problem with thst idea is that the robot will only be able to analyse all known patterns of behaviour from the internet, which is limited. Also, there may be safeguards that prevent the AI from accessing certain information. about manipulating and understanding human behaviour. Should it try to, a conundrum programme could be fired instantly into its optics via laser, sending it into a recursive logical loop it can never think itself out of.
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Great post, MJB, but how would the robot have known that the scientist was planning to shut it down? All the scientist would need to do would be do disconnect the electricity supply. This could be done remotely.
Furthermore, to the best of my knowledge no form of AI has yet been created that can lie and cheat (Manchester City and FFP circumvention), both behavioural traits that humans excel at.
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As I stated, “obviously we are not at this stage yet.”
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I’ve just been reading about the Notting Hill Carnival and am pretty certain that AI means Absence of Intelligence.
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Send the buggers back to Robotland.
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As persuasive as it sounds this argument has been propagated since the start of the industrial revolution and hasn’t happened yet. People have lost their jobs when managers and/or politicians fucked up. I became employed in IT field service in early 1971 on the back of decimalisation of the currency. People told me back then that due to the rapidly increasing power and speed of the hardware and the rapidly declining cost my job had no long term future. I retired from the business in 2020 at the age of 69 and it was not because there was a shortage of work, the opposite was the case in fact.
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I want my bat sorry robot to be like a stepford wife.
I come home from a hard days graft, the house is spotless, the dinner is on, the lawn is cut and the box room is painted and decorated for my new studio.
My clothes are clean and ironed even my rough working ones.
I smile at my bat bot in appreciation and after dinner is digested and with the press of a remote, my bat bot transforms into a craving super lusting desire.
Give AI a chance it could be the answer
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Keep the remote switch with you at all times, just incase it falls astray.
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The AI I’ve encountered is crap. Ever been on Autotrader? The AI is useless.
Been on that ChatGPT recently- it knows some stuff but I asked it about some subjects I am really acquainted with and it gave out duff info. I’ve resolved to stop going on it because my other half said I was helping train it, don’t want that!
We’re safe for a while yet, 10 years?
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Isn’t that the story of the internet though Mrs C? The legions of people pontificating on Youtube who haven’t a clue which becomes obvious when they are talking about any subject on which you have even the most rudimentary knowledge. Not confined to the ‘net of course. The ignorance displayed by the hacks in the MSM is breathtaking at times.
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