Rishi Sunak – Our Leader (pmsl)
Rishi Sunak is a massive cunt ;
Not least for the following :-
1. Nobody voted for this F*cker – shoehorned in by the tory grandees after they torpedod Truss (who was selected by Tory members, but again wasn’t voted to be Prime Minister by the people)
2. He has sabotaged plans to remove 1000’s of EU rules and regulations, and blatently coses up the 4th Reich
3. He promises everything and delivers nothing – Rishi’s 5 pledges by the end of the year – more chance of being struck by lighting while wearing a rubber wetsuit, under water.
4. He has no f*cking clue how the British worker struggles to make ends meet – Joe Public toils and scrimps and saves to get by while getting hit at every turn by increasing taxes, prices , while the British economy is in the toilet.
5. The cheeky fucker has the nerve to pocket his £164,000 PMs salary, plus all the perks and freebies and public funded dinners, while sitting on a £529 Million fortune, and tells NHS doctors “6% pay rise – take it or leave it”
6. He stands there like Gollum, grinning inanely. He is so false it’s literally
un-believable. It’s easy to grin, when you none of your decisions and policies affect you in the slightest and you can’t be fired no matter how incompetent you are till election time…… CUNT
Nominated by Lord of the Rings.
Great nom. Sunak is the worst PM we have ever had (and yes, that includes Liz Truss – at least her own party members voted for her!). A piece of shit.
No one wants him. No one likes him. No one supports him. He doesn’t care!
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All that money and can’t get a suit that fits him.
Instead of getting a size 10/12 yr old
Maybe try on a 13/15yr old?
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Sound advice Mis.
What do you make of this heavyweight boxing lark.
Fury has ducked Usyk and is fighting an exhibition instead.
What next? Thunderlips?
Usyk is fighting a cunt who’s been wafted up to world title level despite him being shite.
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Evening Herman👍
Right mess isn’t it?
They don’t seem able to agree a bout for anyone.
Surely the boxing commission would say to Fury ,
” You haven’t fought in ages,
We’ll appoint a opponent and if you don’t fight we’ll strip you of your belt.’
Then The AJ/Dillian Whyte fight fell through!?!
It needs to be sorted out .
I want Usyk Fury.
I want the belts unified.
And I want it in the UK not some Arab shithole.
Oh and I want it on mainstream telly.
For free.
Those greedy bastard’s should give the fans something back.
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Johnson is the worst PM we ever had,
By a cuntry fucking mile.
May his mother suck cocks in Hell.
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Great choices come election time a oily smarmy no nothing millionaire cunt..
Or.. oh my mistake..
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A smarmy grinning black cunt in a Norman Wisdom suit.
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Also an appeasing prick.
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Why is anyone surprised. Put an Asian in charge, get Asian politics.
See London.
See Scotland.
See Bradistan.
See Blackburnistan.
ETC…..!
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Bud bud ding ding
Tickets please
One to Bradford
One to Leeds
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I applaud the nomination and agree completely.
However this particular useless windbag cunt is just part of the jolly conga of cunts who gain position and authority,then sit back filling in expenses claims and giving the bar some hammer.
Democracy or whatever system we supposedly have has utterly failed the population…the bare minimum reform is a move to proportional representation immediately to give voters an opportunity to back alternative parties that would see the back of the rabble we now have to tolerate.
It’s very unlikely to happen as the cosy set up suits the cunts in both red and blue,they will not let their grip on power slip without a struggle..
Anyhow,for the sake of simplicity Oven the lot.
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Due to current government energy policy, we won’t have sufficient gas to heat the oven…
…I doubt an electric heat pump will be able to generate sufficient warmth to melt the icycles on the end of your hooter, let alone cook anyone.
p.s. Oil is also being outlawed, and soon you’ll need to apply for a permit to purchase petroleum – let alone start a combustion engine…
………all for the health of the children of course…….
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He made a big deal about holding Uxbridge in the recent by-election but this was only because of Suckdick and his ULEZ cult. He has surrounded himself with Oxbridge twats like Jenrick, Chalk and Hunt when he needs to be listening to people like Lee Anderson.
‘Fuck off back to France’ has a nice election slogan ring to it.
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Fuck anywhere you like as long as it’s off.
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I admire Lee Anderson.
He said what the majority of people think.
Stout fellow, an Englishman, through and through.
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We need Lee Anderson as PM
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His bank account will be closed next week…..
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How it used to be:
‘I say Rishi you little wallah, you’ll have to pull the punkah faster, the memsahib is finding the heat oppressive today’
‘Yes, sahib, very good sahib’
God bless Britain. God bless the Raj.
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When we ruled over a quarter-billion people with two blokes and a bike.
(paraphrasing Al Murray)
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What a choice at next years election.
Shit shower 1 or………
Shit shower 2
https://youtu.be/qHcFMuvrtqU
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Oh, if only, with all the troughing cunts still inside.👍💀
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Sadly both😞
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Sadly that film is looking all too prescient, as is Demolition Man and the literature that inspired both.
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‘Whispering’ Rishi Sunak and The Constipated Seven – I’m Just After Your Cash!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VnlTk3o1UkE
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Whispering Rishi.
Splendid, makes him sound like a serial killer, Buffalo Bill.
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Unelected WEF puppet doing a great job for the Great Re set. When he gets his arse kicked at the next election he’ll be off to Yankland to reap the rewards and you’ll never hear of the Gupta shithouse again.
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Like this twat…!
https://www.opendemocracy.net/en/boris-johnson-millions-prime-minister-earnings/
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I wish I’d never heard of the cunt in the first place.
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Rishi has really WEF the bed as a conservative leader.
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Absolutely Prime, like so many polytits that infest all countries these days, it all a fix by finks thanks
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Trudeau and his wife have broken up. Perhaps she went looking for a man out in the Yukon, hair on his chest and a drinker of beer, eh buddy?
Now Justin is free to pursue his hobbies, waving his rainbow fingernails while dressed in a frock at a Sam Smith ‘invocation’
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Oh Trudies, now freeze the love to town.
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Lee Anderson has proper upset the little metropolitan wokies.😁
Northern
Working class
Straight talker.
They don’t know how to speak to anyone like that.
He’s the only Tory I’ve any time for.
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I think we can all agree that Rishi appointing Lee Anderson Vice Chairman of the Conservative Party was a stroke of genius.
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I dare say if he was leader/PM the tory cunts would see a surge in popularity..
Although he’d never get anything done due to a severe infestation of EU ballbag sucking vermin in Whitehall etc
Harsh measures are needed.
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Lee Anderson should be Prime Minister.
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Yep!
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I notice he said ‘fuck off back to France’ Miserable. Not ‘fuck off back to where you came from’.
Makes him sound more insular which I like.
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Yeah, he wouldn’t of got away with that Miles.
But Fuck off back to France isn’t racist.
They aren’t french.
I find Lee refreshing Miles.
I think he did himself some good with that statement.
His popularity got a boost.
Also his offer to fight Steve “STOP BREXIT” Bray.
Everyone would like to punch Mr Bray.
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In contrast to Lee’s honest statement Dianne Abbott’s unconsirdered interjection has been roundly condemned for USING the sinking in the Med for a cheap shot at him.
Like a quip at a Islington dinner party.
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Well to be fair to Di she’s basically 300 weight of Forrest Gump.
She can’t even put shoes on the correct foot.
I wouldn’t put much stock In what she says.
The utterances of a mitmot.
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£500Million paid to the French to ‘try and reduce the number of boats launching from the French coast’
They should have said £100 for each migrant you stop crossing, photgraph, document and detain – only way we’ll get something for our money
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Di Abbott and migrant tirade oh dear,had she forgot to put the right shoes on again,thank Christ she’s not pm tho,the amount would be impossible to calculate
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You’ll wish Rishi was still in no 10 when the Blair creature gets re elected….
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2023/jul/18/blair-and-starmer-bask-in-each-others-reflected-glory
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I really don’t see why it matters, we’re already completely fucked.
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I’d like to take a shit in Blair’s thinktank.
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Highly unlikely.
To elect Blair would mean the country deserves Blair.
I choose neither Rishi or Starmer, and certainly not Blair.
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Not really – the only thought that cheers me up, is all 3 of them getting turds flung at them….
….”because they’re worth it”
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Sunak is just a dumb puppet on a WEF string; he is doing their bidding even though no one voted for him to be PM.
He was a pretty shite chancellor as I recall, but that didn’t stop him being parachuting into No 10 as the “Yes Man” the elites always wanted rather than Truss, who despite her faults, still held traditional values.
Sunak is full of shit when it comes to delivering the promises he made; instead he continues to squeeze the Little People with more taxation to the point where going to work will seem pointless if it means being better off on benefits!
But that’s good because it means shipping in cheap foreign labour and turning a blind eye to the mandatory minimum wage. Just make sure the rich become richer while exploiting the poor and virtue signalling to the woke and the MSM.
I don’t even think he cares about next year’s possible general election. Only then will Tory MPs in marginals start to shit themselves at the risk of losing their comf seats. But then again if the Tories lose and Labour become the next government (GHU), these cunts can sit on the backbenchers while in opposition and just throw insults while letting Labour fix all the problems the Tories landed us with.
At the end of the day, Sunak, will walk away with a nice pension, call himself a grandee and end up in some cushy directorship in the private sector, just like Blair, Major, Heseltine, Miliband and a bunch of other failing PMs, party leaders and assorted cunts.
Own/Say/Earn Nothing and Be Happy!
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I haven’t got a pot to piss in and I’m already happy.
I’ll be ok.
How’s tricks Techno?
Settling into the new life ok?
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Hello, Techno!
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You just came back to call our great PM a cunt? Good man.
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Yes, welcome back Techno, we’ve missed you!
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Techno Techno Techno Techno!
https://youtu.be/r6FVk2k4qsM?t=53
How’s life in Denmark (Legoland) suiting you?
As an aside I always quite fancied Anita from 2 Unlimited back when I was 12. Think it was the pouting lips and provocative outfits.
She’s probably aged like milk though now.
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Morning all.
Yes, we loved our 80 odd stay in Copenhagen. So much so we’re going to try for a work permit in order to live there on a semi-permanent basis.
The immigration rules are incredibly stringent, their tax system is overly complicated but their standard of living is incredibly high!
Copenhagen is a bit like London – hugely expensive but with far few illegals and pen-pushing, virtue signalling council cunts.
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Evening Techno.
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Welcome back Techno.
Rishi is the Blue Riband Miliband. Perhaps gawky but still an awkward, out-of-touch socialist gimp.
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*less gawky
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It will be interesting to see at the next election, voter turnout percentages and number of spoiled ballots.
I think the majority of sensible taxpayers have just about had enough.
Other than a full scale revolution, we are stuck with a revolving set of cunts till we cark it.
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Don’t see why Barry.
If the cheese eaters can manage a revolution, we should be able to do the same.
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The French are easy to anger jeezum, probably the diet of snails and garlic.
Though only with each other, when it comes to other nations they lay on their backs and show their bellies.
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Fair comment.
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“The French are always angry….why weren’t they this angry back in 1940 when it might have done a bit of good”
Bob Monkhouse
I was in a French restaurant…I said to the waiter, “I’d like the Crab, toasted”…..he raised a glass to my wife and said “your health Madame”
Bob Monkhouse
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I get the impression both sides want to lose, the country’s in such a fucking mess.
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I think you are right.
No money to spend.
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No cunt voted for this fucker he will lose his seat in an election. Wtf are the Conservative party playing at. Ffs
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A party of cowards. They have allowed this shitshow to continue to the point where the debt is staggering and are now frozen. They know what they need to do back lack the backbone to push it through.
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*but lack
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Wouldn’t trust the cunt to run a corner shop, saying that I don’t trust any of them to do fuck all.
If Rishi is so fucking clever he can tell me where all the revenue collected goes, it’s not on infrastructure or services, certainly not on our military.
Paying interest on all that borrowing he did isn’t cheap, then there’s the army of civil servants and their fat pensions. Foreign aid, moon shots don’t come cheap eh Rishi?
I think our biggest problem with government in this country is that the people have forgotten the purpose of government and the government has no fear of the fat brain dead cunts that elect them.
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Off topic, but I can’t see Harry Kane doing too well at Bayern.
He struggles speaking English, let alone learning German….🤣
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Wouldn’t it be hilarious if Kane was able to speak perfect German because of defects in having a mouth full of tongue and groove.
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Bayern! What have they done?!
I thought they were a model of financial sense in the football world, able to compete with the biggest spenders year-on-year without risking insolvency.
I used to say ‘look to the Bundesliga’ for how the Premiership should be.
I still do, but… Bayern? In a way I hope this is the board and not Tuchel wanting that clapped-out cocker-knee spacker.
Something worth a ‘Maaaate?!’
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He has 5 things on his To Do list, of his own making.
Stop the boats eh! How difficult is it ffs?
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5 things or whatever!
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Tell the insane asylums if they dressed as Jesus, they would be able to walk it.
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Microwave oven him.Useless twat.
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An interesting article from The New Conservative website (nowt to do with the shitshow in power currently. Rather, actually conservative):
https://thenewconservative.co.uk/all-in-this-together-the-uk-asylum-con/
Basically saying there is money in people trafficking across the channel; and how things might look if the Tory govt were really actually opposed to it instead of paying it lip service.
More Lee Anderson, and true conservatives please!!
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Great article.
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Interesting and true….. this article is going on my email contact list
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Add to the legal gravy train the numbers of lawyers in Parliament and it becomes less of a surprise.
https://www.lawgazette.co.uk/news/legal-background-is-ticket-to-seat-in-new-parliament/5048967.article
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He really should put jam on his shoes and invite his trousers down for tea. The Ill fitting trousered buffoon
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Dead Pool for Sunak!
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When he was appointed, I said “Blair in blackface”
Not a million miles out, was I?
Though to be fair Blair never wore an Oxfam suit.
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Or was a Brexiter.
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Great nom, I said this at the time, Boris was a cunt with bells on, but how can Great Britain, not any more I hasten to ad have some tikkitakki who avoids tax and lines his own pockets as fucking prime minister.
Surely this fucker has interests elsewhere and the UK is not top of his prioritie, same as that other goat herder Suckdick Khan, so while these 2 fucks are ruining the country the rest of us have to suck the Devils cock as we all decent into a vindaloo version of hell.
Our country in my opinion is completely FUBAR only the anti cunt sniper can save the day now…..
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‘a vindaloo version of hell.’
I agree with your post, but could help think of the Curry Hell challenge at the Rupali in Newcastle.
I remember it being referenced in Viz a few times, as well as on a Gordon Ramsay programme.
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Posh boy after posh girl after posh boy. On and fucking on. We want a conservative leader who hasnt been to Eton or wherethefuckever who understands working people.
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if the National Conservative movement formed a party I would vote for them, but for now it’s Reform or a spoiled ballot.
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The other 6 members of G7 must wonder why there is a small steaming turd occupying the UK seat.
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