Professional Pillow Fighting

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Long long time lurker. First time nominator. I know the world has gone to shit in lots of ways that I needn’t explain; however I try to use sport to have a nice hiatus away from all the drama, wokeness and lack of meritocracy in society in general. I could probably nominate the women’s world cup, but that seems like an easy target.

However discovering the ‘PFC’ (Pillow Fighting Championships – fuck me) being uploaded on wank like ESPN and other streaming services; this is where I draw the mark on not making every cunting thing a sport.

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Nominated by 30goingon80cunt.

35 thoughts on “Professional Pillow Fighting”

  2. Pillow biters more like. What a pile of absolute wank, people will watch anything.

  3. Oh I don’t know.

    The women’s event could be fascinating. I like the thought of scantily clad young things with big tits and tight little arses working up a sweat whacking each other.

    Welcome to the IsAC madhouse 30!

  4. Let’s make it interesting, pop a a horse shoe into the pillow.

    Mind you, $5000 for a pillow fight ain’t to be sniffed at 👍

    Is there a girlie version (naked obviously).

    • Afternoon SOI…what about popping a đwarf into each pillow case, maybe Peter Dinklage and Ellie Symonds and enjoying them both being swung to glistening red paste by Harvey Price vs Hodor.

      • So has she: most amount of men shagged in 20 years…10,351, including an on-camera spit roast by Roy Castle and Norris McWhirter in the record breakers studio, with Katie blowing Roy’s trumpet whilst he blew his other trumpet.

  5. Yanks mate. They turn up for anything as long as they can eat burgers and nachos and drink pissy beer. Did you know that basketball was invented by some cunt for the sole purpose of flogging hotdogs to the fat morons who turned up? Fucking true story.

    • Those yankie bastards call rounders the world series and they are the only cunts playing it including the nippons. Whenever I bump into a yank, for a start I give them earache about them fucking up our language and then tell them only women play their sports, netball and rounders, before ending on asking them to step outside the first floor without a parachute.

  6. Worth watching if they were swinging bags of postcrete in pillow cases.
    It looks fucking girly, so I watched some girls doing it (pillow fighting that is)
    They were more entertaining and would have been more so if they introduced a bit of eye going and hair pulling.
    Unfortunately the girls faces did indeed look as if they’d had the postcrete treatment.

  7. It’s a wind up, isn’t it?

    Although I’m sure I heard mention of breakdancing being an event at the next Olympics, so why not PPF?

    • Indeed JP.

      While we’re at it, they should add snooker, darts, and ballroom dancing.

      And women’s naked poll dancing.

      • Naked poll dancing Ron?
        I take it that’s what lady candidates do outside polling stations to garner votes on election day.
        So which would you most like to see gyrating in the altogether – Analease, 5 bellies Nugee or the Flabopotomus?

      • You bastard…… I’ve now got some terrible images in my head…… Yeeeeeee-echhhhh.

  8. Is it like the Barrymore triathlon?

    Pillow biting followed by swimming pool fisting with the final event held in A&E with a police guard?

    • Afternoon UT…years ago, I was watching what I thought was footage of those Chilean miners being rescued from the wide-open mouth of a deep, dark cave, all slimy and glistening.
      Then the camera emerged from the hole with a resounding ‘schhlluurrpp’ and lo and behold, it was the proctologist’s endoscope being retrieved from Stuart Lubbock’s colossal, ragged bumhole.

      • The papers never said there were Chilean miners trapped up his arse.

        The standards of journalism are not what they were.

        Dear me.

  12. Could be worse, could be the World Stabbing Championship live from Notting Hill.

    • More people could connect with that than professional pillow fighting, break dancing and under water shot put. Would find a couple of hours of feral stabbings on the box very enlightening,
      Have to wait for some organisation to come up with a rule book and such, doubt if England would be that high up if a world league came into being even with our hundreds of stabbers would not give them five mins in a Rio shanty town or backstreet Moscow.

  13. Change the pillows for sacks with a couple of bricks in and I’ll pay the subscription to watch the cunts.

  15. Great nom. Pillow Fighting is a wizard sport.

    Of course it is only viable as a proper sport is it has a governing body made up of totally corrupt old geezers who hold multi-million dollar conferences all over the world to decide the venue for the official Pillow Fighting Worldy to be held on a quadrennial basis. Russia has already been suspended, obvs.

    Lucrative sponsorship deals are available which come with back-handers that are so expensive that only Maccie D’s, Buddy Light, Emirates, and Trusted PPE can afford them.

    The Pillow Fighting will need to be inclusive obvs, but that is a whole separate gravy train for totally corrupt old wimmins and black persons in wheelchairs who hold mulit-million dollar conferences…

    Fuck off.

  16. Bunch of yank puffs.

    I’m regional champion of Stockport,
    And we use duvets filled with half bricks.

  17. Unless it’s well endowed ladies in saucy nighties doing the pillow fighting, then I am not interested.

    I expect Wokegate’s Rainbow Unicorn squad are dab hands at pillow fighting though.

  18. I’d watch if they were pillar fights. Sculls smashed open covered in blood and deaths.

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