Lizzo [4]


Not only is she a fat revolting sight with all the grace of a heifer stuck in the mud, the voice of failed x factor cunt and the dress sense of a bag of chips, it turns out that she is allegedly a fucking sexual deviant.

It as been reported that amongst other things she been telling/urging some of her dancers to eat bananas out out each others cunts. Allegedly. Twatter was trending Yesterday this giant hippo like turd predilections for fanny flavoured fruit.

Some of her dancers have now started to complain, big style, who could blame them ? she is about as sexy as a dog turd.

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Nominated by : Everyonesacunt

67 thoughts on “Lizzo [4]

  1. All I want to know about this person is what date does the season start so I can hunt the fucker. That huge arse would look fantastic mounted on a mahogany shield on the wall of the main hall..

    • Evening BB , not sure if there are mounting brackets strong enough to mount that cuntfuck – unless those boffins at NASA have created a new compound that is one trillion times stronger than steel – and I’m not on about that Chinky shite rusty rubbish.

      • She can eat a banana out of my arsehole while I’ve got diarrhoea, and looking at her picture, that’s probably the best offer she’s going to get.

  2. I like her.

    But then I like all big fat tubs of shite.

    Later negro 🖕

  3. Can you imagine the chafing she must suffer this weather, wanting to stay morbidly obese. What the devil for ?

  4. Once upon a time I was in a band that actually played music. These days the ability to actually play music seems irrelevant as long as you can make a total cunt of yourself.

    No talent. Just exhibitionism – the more extreme the better…

    • I stopped listening to the music in the charts in the mid noughties.

      I’ve heard it since, but I don’t listen.

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