La La Land Luvvies

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In case you’ve possibly missed it, let me advise that the biopic ‘Oppenheimer’, about the so-called ‘father of the bomb’, has hit the screens, with the inevitable accompanying explosion of publicity and hot air.

Amid all the hyperbole, my award for luvvy shithousing goes to one of the film’s stars Robert Downey Jr for his gushing remarks about the ‘commitment’ of Cillian Murphy, who plays Oppenheimer.

‘We’d be like “hey we got a three-day weekend. Maybe we’ll go antiquing in Santa Fe. What are you going to do?”. “Oh, I have to learn 30,000 words of Dutch. Have a nice time”. But that’s the nature of the task’ witters Jr. ‘I have never witnessed a greater sacrifice by a lead actor in my career’.

Huh? What the fuck? To my way of thinking, a sacrifice is something like giving your life on a beach on D-day to help defeat the Nazis. It’s giving a kidney so that a relative or friend may live. Getting paid a shed load of money to learn your lines for a fucking acting job is most certainly NOT a sacrifice.

What a load of horseshit. What fucking planet do these airhead Hollyweird luvvy cunts actually live on?

Daily Fail

Nominated by Ron Knee.

79 thoughts on “La La Land Luvvies”

  1. These cunts are so detached from reality in their own little Hollyweirdland bubble.
    It never ceases to amaze me.

    What a bunch of fucking windbag farts.

    Morning all.

  2. Problem is Ron that it’s us that give them the original air-time. We go to watch the pricks!! If the masses were to ‘not go’ and see them doing their heroic screen acting, then their life-blood is cut off.
    As long as we stoke it up, they’ll lap it up.

  3. have not seen the movie, dont know i will so pardon the ignorant question – is there a point of seeing the 3 hour fest when we all know how its going to end? Or has this been considered and mastered by Late Sippers and Hipsters at the time it was created?

  4. I think Harrison Ford must come a close second, having sacrificed his dignity and self-respect in the last Indiana Jones film.

    I think I preferred Robert Downey Jr when he was a gibbering drug addict.

    Wanker.

    • They were the first attempts and not H bombs, which the tsar bomb was.
      The tsar bomba couldve reached a yield of 100 Mt had it been encased in cobalt rather than lead.

      The H bomb was a development of the A bomb, like Jungle and drum and bass.

  6. Are they going top make a film about the amazing courage of the dinghy riders? A joint production by Netflix and the BBC would be appropriate. I saw a photo of some of them on the front of today’s D E. A whole boatload of young males. Their fortitude in running away from their own countries just to test themselves against the choppy seas of The Channel is truly touching. There would be barely a dry eye in the multiplex.

  7. 30,000 words in Dutch, wtf, I don’t know 30,000 English words.

    30,000 words would be the entire ‘movie’ speaking none stop, fucking fast 😂

    Smells of Bull.

    I have built a bomb, Boooooooooom! Oh no what have I done, the end!

      • I met a bloke the other week, an obviously very bright scientist/engineer . He had worked at Harrell designing nukes. Apparently the accepted term for them is things that go bang in the night.

  8. Acting is for puffs and other sexual deviants.

    Most actors are terrible per v erts.

    The set of Emmerdale and Crossroads when the credits roll? Seth gets the gimp mask on and buggers Benny from Crossroads, as Miss Diane inserts a huge chainmail gauntlet up mummy Dingle’s aids infected minge. Seth then takes a big dump over all of them as that lezza off Emmerdale whose name I’ve forgotten frogs herself off with a frozen turkey.

    Bootiful.

    And what’s wrong with you lot? I always make sure I follow the advice of actors when doing anything. I just rang Tom Cruise to ask him about a new part I need for my boiler. Very helpful he was. Then it was Cameron Diaz who gave me advice on how to help refugees and stop being so white.

    Think on, you unproggressive twats.

    • That was a very sexy storyline, CB.
      In my mind, I have added a near-death Pauline Fowler, Ethel and Dot Cotton using their last few remaining minutes of life to lez the fuck out of each other, their liver-spotted, gnarled fingers with ragged, discoloured fingernails flashing in and out of each others’ dry, withered fannies.

      • While Wiille the pug looks on, slyly, the Alan Parsons Project’s ‘Eye in the Sky’ playing in the background.

  10. I’ve done some am dram in my time. On one occasion I had to skip watching an episode of ‘Baywatch’ in order to learn my lines for a forthcoming play. Voluntarily giving up bashing the bishop over Pamela Anderson is what I call making a real sacrifice.

  11. The utter fucking gushing shit that the BBC pumped out about this film made me want to puke. The only film I have enjoyed in the last 4 years is Nobody, last time I went to the pics was Skyfall over 10 years ago fuck Hollyweird.

  12. 30, 000 words of Dutch?
    How many Dutch words are there for…..
    “I want more money, talk to my agent”
    and
    “Suck my cock little boy.”?

  13. All those drugs minced his head 👎👎
    Go get a proper job Robert Downey Jr has always been a complete and utter cunt a rich one at that 👎👎

  14. I watched Oppenheimer up until the big bang then switched off.
    The film was a bit wordy for me, was hoping to see a little more about the problems they had building the bomb. They talked about it a lot but i wanted to see more about it being built as i find the science fascinating.
    In 1989 there was a similar film called fat man and little boy. Howling mad Murdoch (Dwight Shultz) played Oppenheimer. Good job he didn’t fly the Enola Gay!

  15. Speak other people’s word.
    Wear other people’s clothes
    Move/ stand where other people tell you
    Wear makeup.

    Let me think…

    YOU ARE A CUNT…!!!

  16. To be honest I would rather learn 30,000 Dutch words than go antiquing in santa fe.

    But I would insist on having Steve mcclaren as my teacher, his Dutch accent is sublime..

  17. Oppenheimer was a massive piss head so maybe he should fucked off the Dutch bollocks and just got shitfaced instead.

    Hollywood is full of awful cunts.

    But imagine how smooth Gwyneth Paltrows freshly waxed mouse is?

  19. OT

    Just heard a cracker from Bernard Manning.

    Two South African fellas see this n ggr with two flaming tyres round his neck. One says, “fucking hell”, he says. “Take one off him.”

    “Never mix cross-ply with radial.”

  20. Fucking actors cunts to a man, take on a role and instantly their experts in said role pontificating and giving opinions on it to us lesser mortals.
    So full of shit they’ve all got brown eyes, superiority oozes out of every pore and they genuinely believe they are not the same species as the rest of us. In the the same league of cunt as A C L BLAIR which as all on isac know is premier division, hate them all the CUNTS.

  21. What we need is 9.9 earthquake on the Cascadia fault, that would drown all the commie cunts in Portland and Oregan. Then it unzips all the faults in Cal a forn I a, and destroys all the commie cunts in LA and San Francisco.
    Fuck em, fuck em all.
    I haven’t been to the cinema for 10 years. Cunts.

    • Trouble is it will also sink Vancouver.
      You hear rumblin’ eh buddy?
      Whats that aboot?

  22. These Hollywood types will say anything to big-up a film. Murphy is a bang average actor at best who gives a bang average performance in ‘Oppenheimer’. I also don’t recall him speaking a word of Dutch in the film, so don’t understand why he would have to learn the language, unless he was just tossing himself off ‘artistically’. On the other hand it’s probably shameless bullshit to make the gullible, clueless film nerds out there think they’re watching something ‘epic’. Cunts one and all.

    • I think that was Robert Downey Jr who spoke about learning Dutch.

      Are you sure you’ve seen it?

  24. Not for nothing is it known as Hollyweird. Most of the cunts there would do anything (and I mean anything) to climb up the ladder (Uncle Harvey will tell you that). And when they get there, they are despicable know it all cunts who have a god complex. These fuckers preach what’s right and wrong to all and sundry. Yet they live the dirtiest sleaziest lifestyles themselves. Telling folk how to vote, while living like Roman emperors. Tinsletwat-town has been corrupt and full of complete cunts for years. From Sinatra pimping starlets out to his mob friends to all the slappers who willingly dropped ’em for Weinstein and then went playing the Me Too martyr.

    And Downey Jnr has always been a cunt. And so is Cillian Skeletor.

  25. Sacrifice, ffs. Just Junket spew.

    Not all that interested in seeing Bombingheimer anyway, thanks all the same Mr Nolan.

  26. I think this Oppenheimer film, is more about the latest cinema photography gear rather than anything else, probably more aimed at content creators on You Tube
    Guess what Tubers? you too can create epic footage on the latest 99K high resolution video for only 15 grand seems the aim.
    Click bait and landed as the queue of orders racks up from gobshites with more money than sense.

  27. Been enjoying Cobra Kai recently. Takes the piss out of woke, loads of great fights, an absurd escapist plot, and Peyton Roi List’s lovely arse.

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