International Days

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Almost every cunt and cause has now got an ‘International Day’. Women (yes, even those with penises Keir), refugees, the QWERTY+ people (about 365 of them actually) climate action, domestic violence, and even teachers. Lets hope they are not striking, that would be fucking awkward.

I missed World Down Syndrome Day in March and was busy nailing a pigs head to the door of the local mosque on Zero Discrimination Day. Micro-Small and Medium-sized Enterprises Day last month also passed me by. A real banger by all accounts, those crazy kids. Never mind, there is always next year!

Even Sleepy Joe gets a day, National Hairstylist Appreciation Day. Its like Christmas and Donald Trump being indicted rolled into one. A big bouncy bouffant on top of a creeped out eight year old. And who could forget World Alzheimer’s Day? Well Joe probably will.

How about a ‘Shove Your Virtue Signaling International Days Up Your Arse Day’?

Now that I would raise a glass to.

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Nominated by Liberal Liquidator.

58 thoughts on “International Days”

  3. Female Genital Mutilation Tolerance day? That would be a bit like having Peedough Tolerance Day or World Rapists Day.

    Shove it up your arse .

    Cunts.

  4. Every day is international day at the national health service..

    Bring a sick relative, it’s all free..

    Should have a international mugs day.
    We would be champions of the world.

  5. How about, “You’ve been nominated on IsaC Day?

    Or even better, “You’re in Shaun’s Dead Pool Day.”

  6. Liberal Liquidator, you may have missed World Down’s Syndrome Day, but I didn’t and went along to lend support to one of their mong jamborees.
    It was fantastic, best sex I’ve had in ages.

    • poor Greta’ .buggered absolutely senseless on the sunshine coach.covered in cum .the rest of the mongs just looked on .

      • Got any pics? No, I’m not asking for a fucking friend I’m asking for me!!

    • Sleepy joe would be a impossible target to hit, even he doesn’t know which way he is going.

    • This is an extremely worrisome story. The man in question was in his mid seventies (76 I think) and walked with the aid of a cane. News accounts in the States say his neighbors expressed doubt that he was capable of traveling much beyond his home.

      His “threats” were made publicly on social media. The FBI visited him before and he told them to go away and not to come back unless they had a warrant.

      They arrived with 2 warrants (one search and the other for arrest) shortly after 6AM. They claim he was armed and they killed him.

      They will provide no further details.

  10. I propose a Kick Shit Out Of The ‘Refugees Welcome’ Wankers Day. Give me a shout if there’s going to be one and I’ll be there sporting a new pair of something from Timpson’s.

  12. Yesterday was ‘International Day of the World’s Indigenous Peoples’. Nice to have my Englishness celebrated by the UN.

    PS Why wait for 10 Feb to mark ‘World Pulses Day’? If enough people consumed 6 tins of Heinz baked beans on one day we could muster a planet-annihilating fart. The odour would sum up net zero BS succinctly.

  13. You then have to factor in those monthly awareness ones, such as Pride, BLM, the month for letting your garden grow uncut, the month for going without shaving, a month doing away with booze!

    I suppose when they run out of out days, weeks and months for these virtue signalling attention-seeking days, they’ll move onto yearly awareness ones – ie. annual no wanking; annual no eating meat; annual no swearing etc etc.

    Clearly some cunts have too much time on their hands – although perhaps we should have a “Day” for them too!

  15. The UN’s calendar is full of PC shite.
    They can promote liberalism all they like but it’s not reflected in many countries at all, especially given the authoritarianism creeping into Western societies.

    Disband the UN. Good for absolutely fuck all..

  17. Just seen the horrific news, today August 10th 2023, 100,000 cunts have crossed the channel in small boats since 2018.

    Today, We are TRUELY fucked day

  18. not one of these days has any effect whatsoever, it’s all still happening. Look at “world drowning prevention day” that message got home in Italy didn’t it.or does the message only count on the day then it’s back to drowning as usual.
    The best one is ” prevention of sand and dust storms day” how fuck do they stop the wind.

  19. I am pushing for Welsh Day, despite the blatant Welshism on this site.

    Bestiality
    Boiled seaweed
    That drumming weatherpoof
    All Our water which the English steal
    Huw Edwards and Rob Brydon
    Max fucking Boyce

    Top that you cunts.

    • You have it already, St David’s day, something about success in being kidnapped to Ireland and removing all the snakes or something.

      The girls dress up with a frilly dishcloth around their head and men walk around with 5ft inflatable leeks, I think that is more than enough for this dark woe begotten part of our septic Isles (always raining with no welcome in the valley).

  20. There’s about time they introduced “Busy Doing Fuck All Day”. I seem to be rushed off my feet with it.

  21. Western Civilisation Remembrance Day.

    When what’s left of western civilisation joins together to punch each other in the face to remind us what we stood around and watched die.

    If your lucky enough to have grandchildren it’s time to apologise for leaving a shithole for them.

  23. Good one Carl. There probably wouldn’t have enough NHS staff to cope with the influx.

  25. There are a few days which should be added to the calendar:
    National Shite Day
    National Gall Bladder Week
    National Make Fun of the Handicapped Week
    – Sponsored by David Walliams and Matt Lucas in the UK and which Frank Fontaine and Jerry Lewis were in charge of in the USA.

  29. It must have been national drive like a cnut day today….oh wait no. Just a normal day on Britain’s roads.

  30. Today is International Steelpan Day.

    So let’s hammer an oil drum into shape and get enriched:

    “Cultural diversity and the pursuit of cultural development by all peoples and nations are a source of mutual enrichment for the cultural life of humankind. The importance of promoting and preserving cultural diversity is set out in the Sustainable Development Goals of the (UN) 2030 Agenda.

    “The steelpan possesses cultural and historical significance and correlates to cultural, social and economic development. It also has the potential in advancing the Sustainable Development Goals, through its use in sectors such as tourism, culture, education, as well as science, technology, engineering, arts and mathematics.”

    https://www.un.org/en/observances/steelpan-day

    My italics. Incidentally there doesn’t appear to be a World Tabla Day – for percussion instruments dating from long before the invention of oil drums, played by millions more people than play oil drums, and equally ticking the diversity box. Inexplicable.

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