GB News weather men

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are cunts.

Remember when a TV meteorological reporter was a friendly sex offender in knitwear?

Fred the weatherman
Michael Fish

Then it was all dollybirds .
All makeup but no gravitas.

Now I watch GB news.
And the choice has changed again?

There’s Johnathan .
A sort of teenage Lurch.
He has a quiff.
Sort of Frankenstein monster/Morrissey.

Then there’s Ada mcGibbon.
He’s Irish and crosseyed.
With a quiff.
Another in the Morrissey club.

Then there’s a little one about 10yrs old.
Forget his name.
Got a quiff.

I don’t want teddy boys telling me the weather.

I want a proper Ill dresser meteorological nerd in a handmade jumper from Doreen from Dukinfield
And a sheen of sweat in case his computer is examined.

No quiffs.

Metro

Nominated by Miserable northern cunt.

71 thoughts on “GB News weather men”

  1. I haven’t seen the weather cunts on GB News, but you always felt safe with the suspected fiddler’s for some bizarre reason. That Fred Talbot was a wrong ‘un, that’s for sure.

    At least they didn’t tell you the world was on fire though if we had a warm week and that we all had to put ourselves into abject poverty to save the world.

    Just tell me the temperature and if it’s going to piss down you dodgy cunt, that’s all I care about. Then they can get back to fondling some kids like in the olden days.

  3. BBC Weather forecasters manual:
    1. It’s going to be hot because of climate change
    2. It’s going to be cold because of climate change
    3. It’s going to be windy because of climate change
    4. It’s going to be wet because of climate change
    5. It’s going to be dry because of climate change

    A couple of weeks ago when we were being told the entire continent of Europe was in flames, the BBC TV weather map showed the same temperature (23C) for London as for central France. The colour they used over London was yellow. The colour over central France was red. They’re just peddling the same climate fearporn propaganda as the rest of the msm, especially the BBCunts.

    • If you go to BBC UK news today, the first three ‘news’ articles are all climate change hysteria.

      Seems the BBC bigwigs gave their precious Oxbridge ‘educated’ brats jobs as ‘climate change reporters’. There are fucking loads of the cunts.

      They need to justify their jet setting existence so will say a warmer day than usual in The Seychelles means they must go and report on it as a sign the world is ending.

      If they don’t, they’ll lose their seat on the gravy train. That’s why we keep seeing these stories. One of these cunts has a sibling in that Insulate Britain thing (what happened to them?)

      It’s all fucking alarmist bollocks, we can’t control the Earth’s temperature, but too many muppets fall this scam.

  4. I like Scottish one with big tits.

    Not the Funny Types.

    Don’t the Brazilians have weather girls in bikinis?

    That’s more like it..and the cure to modern British weather “persons”..

    Less Fruitys,more Tits.

    Morning gents.

  5. I do what I’ve always done, just look out the window and take the weather, whether it’s come rain or come shine.

    The one incident that comes to mind when watching what the meteorological office had to bring, was when they first used magnetic letters and this particular day the word FOG appeared on the British Isles map, only for the letter F had fallen from the board, leaving the weather forecaster to finish off saying “Sorry about the F in fog”.

  6. Southern Europe in Summer = Scorchio

    UK in summer = Pissing down/Sunny/cloudy, usually all within the same hour.

    July was one of the wettest on record 😂

    It’s going to be windy today, channel crossings by small boats have been cancelled, call border force to rebook

  7. What do we need weather men for?

    We are all destined for climate boiling in what is now? 1 month, 1 year, 1 century?

    Bring back wincey Willis.

    • That’s what Demi Moore used to call Bruce back in the 90’s when she give it to him with an insufficiently lubed strapon.

      • I used to fancy Demi Moore and Meg Ryan back in the day.

        Who do you reckon is filthier?

      • Oh, Demi Moore without a doubt. Although I’d be a trifle concerned about the hirsuteness of her bush. One could imagine it would resemble a scouring pad that you’d just to clean a chimney.
        Would you prefer Meg Ryan, CB?
        Her lips look very cockable.

      • It’s a tough one Thomas. I did have a sit down and a nice cup of tea to contemplate this matter, but I can’t decide.

        I’ll write to them both again (they have several of my letters already, stating only I can be their lovers and that I am secretly watching over them every minute.)

        This time I’ll ask if I can inspect their opened minges, have a good sniff, taste and then decide, perhaps? Although they’ll need to build a time travel machine and go back to being 25 again. I bet they’re right old boilers now.

        I have no doubts they’ll agree to my demands, as they’re all in a good cause. My peace of mind.

      • To hell with Demi Moore Thomas,
        A 3sum with Dawn Neesum and Priti Patel is firmly on my Bucket List . Me and Dirty Dawn inserting a well lubed truncheon in Pretty Priti’s bottom would be a treat.

      • All I can say about yankie tarts, is when they open their mouths, I go flaccid

  9. Bring back Ian McCaskill.

    I don’t care he’s been dead for 7 years, he’s still more human than the current batch of drones.

    Climate change, innt?

    • You’re right CP. Ian McCaskill always brightened up the day whatever the weather. The famous Michael Fish forecast would’ve gone down a storm if they’d have given it to Ian.

      • I even went by bus to work that day and had to walk part the way, due to a tree trunk blocking the way.

  10. They are all lying bastards whatever the sartorial tic.

    Doomed I tell thee. Doomed.

  11. Should be grateful it’s not a tranny pointing out a warm front with their ‘wand’.

  12. Good nom, MNC. Weathermen should be reliable types. It gives you confidence.

    Back when the weather forecast was totally reliable, and the BBC made Bergerac, there was an amusing cunt called Francis Wilson who did a good job. He was quite posh as I recall. Not sure what happened to him as I stopped watching the BBC in about 1990.

  16. That Johnathan weather bloke looks like a pansy from a hammer horror film. His hair can’t be real , a plastic Beatles wig perhaps 🤔

    • Yes, that Jonathan on GB News is a weird looking geezer.
      First time I saw him, I thought it’s Lurch wearing a plastic stick on wig. A few days ago he was wearing a hideous brown patterned shirt, similar to something I had circa 1976.

  17. Why do they keep apologising for the weather recently?

    It seems they think everyone loves summer and is praying for hot weather, not me.
    Tell me how hot, cold, rainy, snowy or blowy it’s going to be and let me keep my own opinion of it.

    I know when to take an umbrella or put on a warm coat.
    Take your tongue out of Greta’s balloon knot and stop fucking about.

    Youre right MNC, the presenters of old were much better, not being able to predict hurricanes livens things up no end.

    • Technically Michael Fish was right though.
      Hurricanes are tropical storms. The storm of 1987 occured in Autumn at a latitude outside of the tropics.

      • I was out the evening before it happened, it was mild with a gentle breeze, not a clue about the storm.
        Woke up to find most of the metal roofing from my council estate was scattered all over the old airport next to the estate!

  18. I’m with Louis Armstrong, I don’t care what the weatherman says..

    But I definitely like complaining..

    Little known fact the song was about marty feldman..

  19. Whose the amputee bird that reads the weather proffering her stump around while your trying to eat your dinner. 🤮

    • Aye Fenton.

      I couldn’t concentrate at what she was saying, I was transfixed by her stump waggling about.

      Not in a sexy way you understand, I’m not the fucking Cunt Engine.

      I wonder if stumpy women are more popular with the lezzas?

    • Yeah we’ve got her. Is she a national or regional amputee?

      She needs a socket for her pointy stick.

      Don’t even think about it, TTCE.

      • She was on BBC, then on Talk TV, but has disappeared. I think she was up the duff.
        She always made a point of exposing that stump, even if she wore a long sleeve top, she would always make sure that sleeve was rolled up to show it off.

  20. There’s one of them who tells us what he “finks the wever is going to be like in the norf”. On the other hand, the do have John Kettley on occasionally. He should be the bluprint for all weathermen………and women.

    • John Kettley is ‘the thinking man’s crumpet’.

      Whatever the fuck that means.

  22. Thomas Shavennackers seems to favour desert boots. Kerry Gosling gives me the horn. One of the BBC cunts seems to have borrowed some other fucker’s suit. Or perhaps his mother dressed him.
    All lying bastards.

  23. Weather should be Ian MacCaskill spelling FOG wrong, Bill Giles with his magnetic symbols on back to front, Michael Fish saying no hurricanes, or Anna Church from East Midlands Today with (.)(.) out holding a brolly, wearing gloves or slapped in factor 50 (but always (.)(.) out). No need for a chart, maybe a pointy stick or horse crop.
    No quiffs…

      • Fred Talbot was the biggest waterborn danger since the Vikings.

        His “Love boat” canal barge saw many a schoolboy come unstuck.

        ” Ooooh that belt looks tight !
        Let me loosen it for you!”

        Nowhere to run on a narrow boat.

  25. Why has GB News got an Irish weatherman? How can people understand him? What next, a Pakî? An Afgan? Is it terrorîst inclusion?

  26. Just on my way back from Cyprus , hottest day has been 40 degrees c. I came here in 2004 and the hottest day was 45 degrees c.

    The fact is Cyprus is fucking hot and has been for thousands of years , it’s pretty much in the Middle East but hey looks like it’s cooling down according to the logic these climate mongs use . Next year I’ll bring my North Face Arctic jacket

  28. Back in the late 80s I always found Ulrika on GMB weather got my morning off to a good start, and I recall in my distant memory Norwegian Weather with topless ladies (or did I imagine that).

    I do not think GB News have more choice in the presenter they come from the Met Office, the real solution lies in tackling their HR dept, no freaks need apply.

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