Vicars

 
Church of England vicars are calling for a pay rise in line with the cost of living.

Or they may strike!

Do it.
Nobody would notice.
Your congregations are a few old ladies,
And tramps escaping the rain.

They get a massive house,
Job indoors,
Hardly hard graft is it?

Not going to get a hernia being a vicar!

Let’s be honest they’re workshy and mostly alphabet types.

Get fucked Timothy I’d give you nowt.

Guardian

Nominated by Miserable northern cunt.

68 thoughts on “Vicars

  1. Non believers the lot of youse, denounce Henry the ate now and apologise for the mess to Rome and humbly return to the one and only true faith.
    Choirboys will still be on special offer for a limited period, so hurry now and enjoy.

  2. our vicar is an alphabet one and tbh she is pretty down to earth and decent. makes everybody feel welcome. the total opposite of some of the priests I encountered in the Catholic system when I lost my faith many moons ago. I wouldn’t say its been restored but I do see the importance of supporting the faith. on the rare occasions I attend Mass I’m one of the youngest there and I ain’t no spring chicken. it’s a tad alarming that that one of the biggest things that united most folk 50 years ago will be gone in 20 years

  3. That fat slag Dawn French, doing her fist saluting knee taking Chicken Floyd George sucking BLM Vicar of Dibley special. Fucking fat woke cunt.

    And those cunts at M&S. Using a Dawn French fairy to advertise Christmas grub. They’re supposed to sell food to people, not put them off it.🙄

  4. Payrise for doing fucking what? Having tea with tea with a few old biddies then saying a few words when they snuff it? Interfering with altar boys? Get to fuck you limp wristed cunts.
    If the money isn’t enough get a proper job, at least you’d get Sundays off.

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