The Crown Prosecution Service (2)

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“Good afternoon. This is IsAC’s legal affairs correspondent Ron Knee speaking. Today I’m considering recently published guidelines from the CPS on the ways it considers that transgender people may be abused. To discuss this, I’m joined by Leo Wokeperson, from the CPS”.

“Actually since last Monday it’s Leonora. Please don’t misgender or deadname me”.

“Er, okay. Nice wig by the way”.

“Thankyou. I think it goes very well with the dress, shoes and earrings”.

“Indeed. Well, I think it fair to say that these guidelines are, to say the least, somewhat controversial”.

“Not at all. They’re aimed at preventing trans and non-binary people from experiencing abuse from a partner or parent. That’s perfectly reasonable”.

“I see where you’re coming from, but how can it be reasonable to state, for example, that refusing to pay for the costs of a partner’s transition, or failing to recognise a child’s chosen pronouns, constitutes abuse? Surely these are personal matters, not something for the CPS to become involved in”.

“On the contrary, those who won’t accept the new orthodoxy should feel the full weight of the law. They’re gammons, transphobes and bigots. They must be crushed without mercy”.

“But this is insane. Just look at the CPS’s language in these guidelines. They use terminology like ‘gender assigned at birth’ and ‘cis-gender’. The CPS is blatantly promoting the ideology of a cult, at the expense of practicality and common sense. How far does it go? Is refusing to pay for a handbag if your husband decides he’s now a woman abuse? This is unworkable”.

“Not at all. I mean, this isn’t new. For example, the CPS has been indicating to schoolgirls that they should accept boys in their toilets. It’s workable enough. What’s wrong with that?”.

“What’s wrong with it? Christ, talk about a very small tail wagging a huge dog. This is starting to verge on compelled speech and action, all to satisfy the whims of a tiny minority of deluded, mentally ill people. Where’s it all going to end up?”.

“Mmm… (flutters eyelids) how about it ending up at my place later, big boy? I’ll open a bottle of wine, slip into something more comfortable, and we can discuss matters in a much cozier and intimate fashion”.

“Actually I’m planning something more appealing, like lying in a warm bath and opening a vein. I think my time’s over. This is Ron Knee, for IsAC, returning you to the studio”.

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Nominated by Ron Knee.

86 thoughts on “The Crown Prosecution Service (2)”

  1. Now to our guest anthropologist Dr. Curtains for his take on this subject:
    I don’t believe in the Theory of Evolution but if I did, this would not compute. H0m0z and tranzies are not an advancement of the species. Creatures are supposed to proliferate not degenerate into something that can’t even breed offspring.
    And the sky high suicide rates among these Darwin rejects is telling as well.
    These people becoming some kind of protected class isn’t helping anyone especially them. Insanity should not be considered fashionable.

    Thank you doctor. Good luck in witness protection.
    This segment brought to you by Bud Light.

  3. She’s fucking abusive is my missus. I identify as a pisshead but she refuses to fund my visits to the Whippet Inn. So is this grounds for divorce?
    And if I asked her for money to have my bollocks cut off she’d cut my bollocks off.

    • If you’re frequenting the Whippet Inn on any sort of regular basis but having to identify as a pisshead, you’re not doing it right.

  4. Maybe the predicted Übermensch of Nietzsche, the ‘Beyond Man’ is a woman. Or a Trans Man’.

    It is connected. You could say Nietzsche and others moderm ‘thinkers’ proposed a ‘Beyond Reality’ philosophy.

    • the trans folk nd their supporters are the opposite of the Nietzchean unbermensch. They have more in common with his ‘Last Men’.

      • I’ll go with that CP, my understanding of Nietzsche supports your theory. If he had to see the shite we have to put up with today I reckon he would have topped himself on one of his mountain walks.

  5. They’re all for blokes swanning about in frocks an wigs.
    But you go in the dock without your pants on your done for contempt of court.

    Progressive my arse

    • Indeed Miserable.

      Trans freaks now heroes and the noble tradition of flashing is now a public nuisance.

      We have lost our way.

  6. Nice nom Ron and so well timed. My anger is directed to everyone including myself that has allowed this country to be taken over by spastic brained idiots!
    We should be incarcerating ( prior to incineration ) these useless fuckwits.
    Only yesterday was the Suntan Kid making apologies to all deviants who either served or attempted to serve in the armed forces. He apologised on behalf of the Nation. Not for me you fucking Punka Wallah dog biscuit!

    In the old days in the service, Bum boys were only evident when they became visible ( by some act or other ). You know the rules before you sign, and greasing the todger up some others shithole behind the NAFFI is bound to reap consequences.

    Oh for the days when pervs were “invisible”

    • Indeed. Back then you needed to put in some hard work to root out a perv, nowadays the cunts are everywhere and usually waving banners about it too.

  7. Fuck the trans, it’s all nonsense, everybody knows it’s bollocks but there are some who are straight from1984 being convinced that it’s real, I give up 2+2 = 5, just need to convince the bank that when I put £2000 plus another £2000 into my account is credited with £5000

      • I heard on the wireless that Tony made 80 albums. And every fucking one of them was exactly the same! What a clever cunt……he deserved such a long innings for his barefaced cheek!

      • He was a real ladies man!
        Heard he was shagging a footballers wife?!
        But he dumped her for a wiccan high preistess.

        He went from wags to witches..😆

        Sorry.
        I’ll see meself out.

  8. It’s far more than trying to please the trannies I’m afraid and it’s way beyond the CPS. It’s all about the New World Order. They want to foster division, confusion, disillusionment, despondency and chaos……to break down traditional ties and cultural roots that are centuries old. Imagine being a young cunt these days ; you have few ties to community (it’s full of w*gs), nationality, (you’re a racist), history (it’s racist) . You’re not even assured that you are a geezer even if you’ve got the three piece suite. Oh, and don’t forget ……if you don’t do what we say the planet will die and the great flood will come just like in the Bible……err….I mean the Koran of course.
    It’s no wonder these kids are so fucking dumb. Little by little they are chipping away, day after day, and they NEVER give up. They control all sources of information and they have their useful idiots who, I’m sure, truly believe the crap they are fed. I’m saving the fucking Polar bears you fascist. (other well known derogatory and misunderstood labels are available)
    You will own nothing and be happy. Just do as you’re told cunt!

    • you are 100% correct.

      divide and rule.

      you will.own nothing and you will be happy

    • Please allow me to introduce you to the Frankfurt school of Marxist shitbags 11 point plan for quiet socialist (scum) revolution…

      1. The creation of racism offences
      2. Continual change to create confusion
      3. The teaching of sex and homosexuality to children
      4. The undermining of schools’ and teachers’ authority
      5. Huge immigration to destroy identity
      6. The promotion of excessive drinking
      7. Emptying of churches
      8. An unreliable legal system with bias against victims of crime
      9. Dependency on the state or state benefits
      10. Control and dumbing down of media
      11. Encouraging the breakdown of the family

      So kids, if you’re thinking of voting Labour or green at the next election, this is what you are actually voting for and have been voting for since the Labour (scum sucking fascist cunts) party was created.

      • Can’t agree 100% Odin. In their early years they certainly did a lot for ordinary working folks but it’s a long time ago now. I think Harold Wilson coming to power was a sign of them losing their way. His sole skill seemed to be hanging on to his job and as for hiss piss-artist opo George Brown, there just aren’t the words.

      • Unfortunately Arfur, that is how they suck in the thick and gullible. All they needed was enough poorly educated people, of which there were plenty in 1900 living no better than serfs looking to ‘Stick it to the rich’ to gain some power.

        In all fairness, if you were working 12 hour shifts down a mine while your kids were getting dismembered in a cotton mill to make some rich landowner even richer, I can see the attraction of having a voice, and some basic rights

        What may have started out as a noble idea was quickly hijacked by Marxists, Bolsheviks and other utter pieces of shit who, with hindsight should have been shot on sight or just drowned at birth.

        one hundred and twenty something years later, the cultural Marxist, Jew-hating vermin have their hand firmly on the tiller of the Labour (Antisemitic fucking scum) party and are holding on with the tenacity of the red army holding on to Sebastopol.

        Fucking idiots only vote Labour because they still think Labour are going to give them a bunch of free stuff at the expense of the rich. except it is not the rich who pay through the nose for that free stuff. it’s anyone who works for a living (obviously not Labour voters) and the generations that follow, who still have the burden of that dept.

        Don’t get me wrong, I think the Tories are a bunch of self serving, lying, Oxbridge wankers too.

        13 years in power on an anti illegal immigration ticket and the cunts have done fuck all to stop it, because the cunts who fund them want cheap, uneducated and gullible labour who they can abuse without mercy for less than minimum wage.

        The cycle repeats.

        Shit I’m depressed.

  9. The ‘refusing to pay for a partner’s transition constitutes abuse’ bit really got me.

    Pay for your own transition you cunt.

    It seems that the parasite of wokery is infecting every institution in the land. The world’s gone mad etc.

    Afternoon all.

    • if my partner wanted to transition it would technically make me gay. I ain’t paying to be gay and I don’t want to be gay for free niether

    • “…The world’s gone mad etc….”

      It’s a phrase that’s commonly used …
      “this is political correction gorn maaaad!”

      I disagree; this is political correction working exactly as it was designed to.

  11. I wouldn’t worry to much.

    I wouldn’t trust the CPS to pack a case let alone make one, incompetent shit-weasles.

  13. CONTROL.
    The powers that be are pushing hard.

    Banks
    CPS
    Education
    Everything is captured by the woke.
    And they want control.
    No cash
    No cars
    No meat
    No privacy.

    They want our kids.

    They’ll have a fight on their hands.

    I think whilst they are sinister and snidey and chilling fuckers they’re also overconfident.

    There’s never been a movement that can’t be sabotaged.

    • Aye.

      I wonder how much a leccy delivery van would cost? I know it costs 500k for leccy bin lorries. Battery fucked after about 7 years due to our winters too, no sell on value.

      These cunts want everyone poor and enslaved to multinationals or working for the government for piss all money, I’m fucking convinced.

      I hope you’re right and they’ve overreached, but the media is on their side (it’s run by the same cunts, of course).

      It’s going to be very difficult, sadly. I’m not bowing down though. I’ll never say a bloke is a bird. Or that we al need to skint ourselves to fuck to ‘save the planet’ whilst those leading this shite drive around in Aston Martins and fly about in private jets.

      They can all get fucked.

      Steak for tea again tonight, Greta. I eat it three times a week all because of you, you cabbage patch faced fuckwit.

    • spot on.

      and everything you know is wrong.they want to rewrite history.

      they want to destroy the family unit also.

      globalist cunts

      • I’ve said it before, but Putin gave a speech on this a few years back along almost exactly the same lines. He said Russia had experienced the destruction of church and family and the use of education to indoctrinate the young. He said they are never going back to that. That is why the west are in a proxy war – what would it look like if a right of centre, pro-church, pro-family, anti-gay country was successful? C.f. also Hungary and Poland.

    • Wasn’t there a gayness/tranny march recently where they were chanting, ‘We’re coming for your kids!’

      How has legalising the gayness worked then?

    • Visit and have a read of the WEF’s website (do a google) and their vision for our future, it’s all there in black and white. These unelected cunts have tentacles in every area of our lives: we are to be ‘global citizens’ via diversity and all the other bollocks, and ancient ties to our own lands and customs be fucked.

      PS, I said tentacles not testicles

      • It’s all there in plain sight yet when free thinkers point this out they are still called conspiracy theorists by the sheep

    • Your damm right about that mother fucker…

      Time for destruction…🔥🔥🔥🔥

  14. Top drawer Ron.

    So,if I’ve got this right,if Mrs Terry one day decides she wants to be a bloke then I should look into burying her under the patio?

    Save a lot of messing and an official coming round to measure her cock?

    It’s a fucking legal minefield.

    The nosy cunts.

    • I’m still trying to fathom how on earth you ‘fashion’ a cock and balls.

      Maybe I don’t really want to know.

      • No Ron, you really don’t want to know, not if you want to hang on to your dinner, nor do you want to know how a vagina is created.

  15. I thought that the Crown Prosecution Service was there to represent the people in the name of the Monarch.

    I thought that laws were passed in Parliament.

    Who gave them the right to dream up their own laws?

    Having read the article it seems that if someone decides that they were ‘born in the wrong body’ then they must immediately be taken seriously.

    Their decision is absolute.

    It cannot be challenged.

    To not agree or to not support is seen as a hate crime.

    That would mean that if your 7 year old boy came home from school and told you that he wanted to be a girl, you would not be able to seek out help from a mental health professional.

    You would have to rename the child and throw away all previous photographs.
    You would have to dress the boy up as a girl.

    Their previous life as a happy little boy must be eradicated.

    Either that or face the consequences of prosecution.

    If it was my kid I would put it into foster care and walk away.

    • Funny you should say that.

      During a conversation with my ex about our son’s future, the subject of ‘What if her turns out gay’ came up.

      “I’d disown him” was apparently the wrong answer, but a good reminder of why she is the ex.

    • Exactly my thinking, too, Art.

      What the fuck are the dimwits at the CPS hoping to achieve by this ill thought out piece of arsewipe I really don’t know.

      I presume it’s the creation of the newly appointed “diversity” cunt, sorry, I meant officer.

      • I used to fix IT kit in various CPS regional offices Jeezum. The places always had a good proportion of hoity toity middle class middle aged women who were so far up their own arse holes another few inches and they would have disappeared from view. They thought they were really special. They were fucking special alright.

      • The kind of “special” that someone with a ball pein hammer and a hacksaw might be interested in, arfur?

        Asking for a friend.

    • Prosecution? They will try taking the child into care. I’d bet a pound to a penny that is the end game here. The ultimate destruction of the family unit whilst also preventing the next generation of free thinkers developing

  16. Brave new world.
    What worries me* is how “guidance” as to the implementation of the law can be plucked out of thin air by completely anonymous and unaccountable entities working in or for the CPS, and given the force of law. Is there no oversight? No scrutiny, to prevent personal agendas being inflicted on the population? Answer, no, it seems.

    *along with practically every other aspect of living in the UK

  17. OT but I wonder if the BBC will now apologise to Farage as its come out that Coutts had a meeting and did revoke his account for political reasons.

    The BBC originally wrote a sneering article denying it, just because some cunt who worked for the bank said they closed it due to lack of funds. The bank have now apologised.

    I bet the BBC fucking don’t though.

    Mind you, Farage said fuck all about banks closing accounts for other cunts for political reasons, until it affected him.

    Closing anyone’s account for political reasons is wrong, unless they are openly saying they’ll violently overthrow the country etc (jihadi cunts etc.)

    • If they read IsAC then Coutts would have closed Dick Fiddlers account long ago.

      They would have probably created a new company policy justifying it, such would be the outrage and disgust from head office over Dicks views.

    • Jihadi cunts, as well as Suckdick and other Stanleys have their own banks with branches in the UK. There’s the National Bank of Pakistan, HBL UK and UBL UK. No closure of accounts there…..but you have to be a Peaceful to get one in the first place.
      Racist and discriminatory? Of course, but it doesn’t count when whitey is the victim.

    • Many years ago CB some guy came out of the woodwork saying he was colonel Cheeseman, ex CIA, who had some information significant/embarrassing for the authorities but I confess for the life of me I can’t remember what it was. However the BBC took this on board and played it up big time. The Times newspaper, which in those days was a serious broadsheet before Murdoch got hold of it, demurred and asked for some evidence to substantiate his claims. The BBC’s reporting of the Times’ stance was dripping in sarcasm. Then “colonel Cheeseman” was recognised by a member of the public residing somewhere in the home counties as a long-standing member of the local dole queue. The BBC didn’t apologise.

    • “…Mind you, Farage said fuck all about banks closing accounts for other cunts for political reasons, until it affected him….”

      Quite so Cunty B. The banks simultaneously targetted the BNP back in 2003 but that plummy windbag Farage said fuck all believing that he might benefit thereby in picking up estranged right wing former members. He was wrong, they didn’t join his gang of limp civ-nat pussweeds because they were fully wise to who and what he was.
      What he also failed to realise was that without a genuine right wing target the media presstitutes would shift the crosshairs of the ‘NaziScope’ onto him.
      Farage can fuck off and rape a cactus… the cunt.

      • CQB, mine does that every time, but I’m wise to its trickery.

        Evil jap twat!

    • Brave new world.

      According to the lefty immo lovers living some miles away and proposing to give the cunts lessons in how to evade UK law, the local objections are being whipped up by the gummint to support its case for stopping the bastards arriving. (See the Grauniad for details if the flashpoint of your piss is low enough)

      No they’re bloody not. They’re a natural and legitimate response to a bloody liberty.

      Etch the Mail’s pics on your mind. Those lovely floating quarters will look like a toxic waste dump after a week’s occupation.

      • Indeed it will, Komodo, but do you think the Daily Wail will do a follow up photoshoot of the shits in the corner, or the leather sofas posted for sale on eBay, or the number of kitchen staff who lasted two days before quitting because of how scared they were?

        Of course they won’t. It doesn’t fit the narrative, does it?

      • Best course of action.

        Fill it as quickly as possible, after curfew, remove the civilian staff, tow it out to sea, torpedo it below the waterline.
        Have some Navy gunboats standing by to staff the water in case of survivors.

        Return to port, the grogs on me.

      • The coverage in the Mirror was hilarious, they made it sound like a floating death camp.

        I was only there for the comments which never fail to disappoint

      • Too right, there’ll be shit everywhere. And what’s the point of giving them tellies if they don’t fit the sockets? The cunts will just flog them or lob them overboard. They could give one to me but I ain’t buying a fucking license to fund globalist propaganda and pay Linekunt’s obscene wages.
        Bunch of cunts.

  19. Sorry Ron.

    Hijacked your wonderfully entertaining nom somewhat.

    My apologies.

    • Aussies four down, still 162 shy of England’s first innings score.
      Villa to complete signing of Diaby.
      Wife wants me to give her a massage.

      You can’t spoil my day JP!

      • Aye fucking brilliant attacking cricket from England. The Aussies are shitting it now, but it’s going to piss down all day tomorrow it seems. If they can get 4 hours on Sunday I think they’ll bowl the cunts out just in time without needing to get again (no fucking time for that anyway, I reckon.)

        Umpire needs to get on the Aussies’ time wasting though. Even when batting they’re trying every fucking trick in the book to slow things down. That Labashagne cunt is a top player, but fuck me, he’s marking his crease and pissing about after every delivery.

        Get on it you umpire cunts!

  20. Funny how when some sleb dies they suddenly turn into a genius and a saint.
    Yes I’m talking about you Mr “I Left My Arse in San Francisco.”

    • St Gary of the Blessed Lineker must be a living saint then.

      Well, maybe in the eyes of his mongy Twitter followers.

  21. At least Gary Glitter won’t be praised to the skies when he snuffs it.
    Oh, wait a minute……by that time fucking children might be normal. A pioneer in his own lifetime!

  22. Off topic

    but there’s a Lioness loose in Berlin.
    I thought they were all in Australia.

  23. Edgar Allan Poe got it right. The lunatics have taken over the asylum.

    Christ on a bike. I frankly never thought much of religion, but the Bible seems to have accurately predicted Soddam and Gomorrah. The human race is clearly on a downward spiral to extinction.

    Thankfully I’m too old to give a fuck and the universe will be better off without us. We really are a disgusting species…

    • Humanity is creating a hell of its own here on Earth.
      Satan (if he exists) will be on holiday, saying he no longer needs to do anything; social media is doing it all now.
      The signs were there: the tech designers who didn’t allow their children to have smartphones.

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