The famous five is to be rebooted, with the words re-imagined for progressive new audiences..
Well that sounds marvellous, doesn’t it.
I can only imagine the casting.
George will be pre-op trans.
Julian will be black.
Anne will be a burka wearing peaceful.
Dick with still be white,but be a pathetic cuck.
And timmy the dog will have 3 legs and be blind..
The stories will be about evil whitey and how great ethnics are.
It will flop terribly but the bbc will boast about it being a triumph for diversity.
So good luck BBC I look forward to watching Netflix the day its released..
Nominated by Barry zuckercunt.
You can still watch on YouTube The Comic Strip Presents, “Five Go Mad in Dorset” version. You get them arriving by train, where the black railway porter runs behind their car with the luggage and is arrested on arrival by the police, thinking he’s stolen the suitcases.
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My parents correctly decided that the original Famous Five, and all other Blyton productions, were even then too fucking wet to be allowed in the house. (Rider Haggard was permitted, though. Wonder what the wokies would do to him? No, don’t tell me.)
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And Edgar rice Burroughs eh Komodo?
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Taking full advantage of the Empire by adventure, riches, plunder, and fighting savages and wild beasts.
Ideal reading for a boy.
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I loved all those comics like Victor, War Lord, Commando.
And 2000AD Featuring Judge Dredd, of course.
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Roald Dahl is getting ‘edited’ as well.
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Richmal Crompton’s William was nearer my mark, MNC. I say that without shame.
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The BBC is again deluding itself saying there is a progressive new audience. The average BBC viewer is 62. The younger generations just don’t watch TV. It’s fucking dead, you cunts.
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I believe there are many mediums that are dying due to varying reasons. TV is dying due to its clunky application and lack of choice. Movies are dying due to wokeness, alienation and lack of originality. Theatre is dying due to lack of equal pay and outdated / unengaging material. Frankly I’m amazed magazines are still going, and I’m wondering how badly newspaper sales will be affected by the passing of the baby boomer generation.
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The Beeb’s recent Around The World In Eighty Days was another rewritten woke lecture. In the original book, I don’t recall Phileas Fogg going on about how great pooves were and how a whitey should feel privileged to marry a dark’un. David Tennant is a luvvie cunt, who will spout any woke lines he is given. And his Doctor Whoke comeback will also be sickening bollocks.
The BBC is on its arse. The once huge in ratings EastEnders now has just one million viewers. People have abandoned it in droves, because they are sick of ludicrous stories, crap characters, and being force fed woke shite.
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The vast majority of Eastenders viewers are also over 65.
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True Cuntamus. And there is nobody in it any more they can identify with. It’s all wannabe gangsters, shouty fat slags, hordes of poofters, and more sambeaus than Zulu Dawn.
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Only good ones in it were Anita Dobson (fine actress and a top MILF as Angie) and Mike Reid as Frank. Funny as fuck, he was.
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Eastenders reached a point a good ten-fifteen years ago where there were no attractive women at all. They were all rough old boilers. That and and the uneven tone between despair and the cockney knees ups of Alfie Moon and family made it impossible to watch.
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And the suddenly converted Sonia running around ‘ver square’ with her rainbow flag.
Mind you, she looks the part. Like Stallone in drag.
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Is Kelvin still gracing that shitefest ?
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Remember the Red Hand Gang? Like a Yanky Famous Five.
Some dark personage called Doc (played by some cunt named James Bond III )and some irritating little fucker called ‘Li’l Bill’.
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I remember that, little dark key with an afro and all I remember is his name.
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Famous five go to pride,
The railway children join a picket line to support the RMT,
Swallows and amazon’s glue themselves to the M25,
Endless possibilities
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