Men’s ‘Daisy Dudes’ Hot Pants

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A ‘hello honky tonk’ cunting for Chinese ‘fast fashion’ giant Shein, which is retailing denim hot pants for men.

A superb casual look for the summer I’m sure you’ll agree, and sure to be particularly popular with those light on their feet during Pride Month.

Just between us, I’m thinking of buying a pair, purely for wearing privately around the house, you’ll understand. The sight of my tight backside in those will almost certainly drive the wife into a frenzy.

Does anybody know where I can pick up a t-shirt like the one the guy in the photos is wearing? I think I’ll need it to maximise the effect. She won’t know what’s hit her.

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Nominated by Ron Knee.

63 thoughts on “Men’s ‘Daisy Dudes’ Hot Pants”

  1. What the fuck do the rice botherers know about fashion?

    Been wearing saddles,robes and straw hats for hundreds of years..

    Fuck me they still use chopsticks,when the fork has been around for a thousand years..

    • Very true, and did you know that over here it’s quite acceptable to eat with your mouth open so you resemble a fucking concrete mixer. And the cunts are always shouting. Where the fuck the term ‘Chinese Whispers’ came from is frankly beyond me as they seem incapable!

      • Chinese Whispers are what happens after too much sweet chilli sauce… SBD.

  4. I’m wearing a pair at the moment. Unfortunately my left bollock keeps hanging out.

  5. Where exactly is a gentleman able to keep his pipe, tobacco and pocket watch?

  7. The nancyfication of the Male continues apace, a ” blatant display of poofery” BSM Williams.

  8. You’ve got to hand it to the Chinkies. They turn us into poofs and relieve us of our money at the same time. Clever. Very clever.

  10. They are truly hideous.

    Shein have a shocking reputation of paying slave wages to their workers, in piss poor conditions, but that will hardly come as a surprise, given the country.

    They also have a really poor reputation for sending items that look nothing like the photo in the ad, I can confirm this as the Lass was daft enough to waste her pocket money on some of their crap once.

    There’s another company, Temu, who look like they are brother chip.

    • Chi?
      Brother chi?

      Wa you mean?!
      Quality men wear from zhoxhinhg province!
      You go now.
      Lacist

  11. Told our lass I’m getting a pair of these, she’s been pissing herself for the last half hour….😂

  12. Chinese?

    Your average Chinaman is the physical equivalent of a 12yr old lad.

    FFS they don’t get pubes till in their late 40s.

    What do they know about fashion?
    For hundreds of years they’ve played it safe wearing black pyjamas and a wicker bowl on their head.
    That and the chairman Mao commie suit.

    If thinking of buying yourself some nice denim hotpants order xxxxxxxxl.
    Because Warwick Davies is xxxl by chink standards.

  13. In the inebriated words of a pissed-up old man trying to to get past a group of us to get to the disabled toilet in Wetherspoons,
    ‘Bumboys!’

  14. I hope Ron managed to get a pair of these sexy little shorts and has perfected the bedroom bottom wiggle, Mrs Ron would be in stitches 😂

    They are a must for the Pride mincing parade.

  15. The Chinese and Japanese sumo wrestlers have always worn skimpy gear up the cracks of their arses. Kurosawa films are awash with them, especially his samurai ones, to show off their masculinity whilst waving the sword for battle.

    • ‘waving the sword for battle’.

      Am I maybe reading more into this than you intended Sammy?

      • Not at all Ron. Be careful, they’d run you in sooner than look at your. There’s no messing about with these warrior chaps. The battles are an art form.

    • Imagine the arse gussets of those sumo jock straps? Encrusted in shite, no doubt. I hope you’re all enjoying your Sunday morning breakfasts.

      Marmite on toasted soldiers, anyone?

      • Believe the eunuchs have a hell of a job getting the stains out. Their tongues must be redraw. Only the acquired taste of the marmite can rid them it.

  16. Will you be wearing this up the Villa next season Ron?

    I can see the Holte End being very welcoming.

    • Former Villa player and raving bumboy, Thomas Hitzlespberger, would love to see Ron in a pair I reckon.

    • The holte’s very broad minded LL.

      You can get away with anything except wearing a Small Heath Alliance shirt, then you’ll never be seen or heard of again.

  17. I could never wear them.

    Why? Two reasons.

    1. I’m not a bender.
    2. It’d be a public hazard. I’m so ridiculously good looking, that all the straight men would turn gay instantly.

  18. If you wore those to your local Sainsburys on a warm day and had a young MILF lean over to grab something, allowing her bosom to spill forth, or showing her derriere to the world in tight leggings on thecway from the gym, you’d be looking at a court appearance.

  20. I wonder if that rinky-dink Paddington Bear president of theirs wears a pair. Fat fucker.

  21. I couldn’t wait to exchange flannel shorts for proper trousers, around age 11 as I recall. Shorts were the badge of the immature, uncool, prepubescent; and that was official as far as our top-down, authoritarian, completely unwoke world was concerned. Above the age of trousers, real males, when not engaged in approved Sports, were decently covered below the thigh at all times – great in winter, rather too hot in summer, but essential for asserting your maturity.

    Nowadays if the temperature goes over 17C, every cunt’s wearing shorts. In the majority of cases this is a huge mistake. 2020s man is clinically obese, doesn’t walk anywhere and is weirdly muscled, often has a vein problem and has either bandy legs or splawder feet – sometimes both. Even I am not guiltless in this respect, but at least I have sufficient self-awareness to remain in long trouserings rather than draw attention to my knobbly kees and invite ridicule at the length of my legs. The vast majority of men, and an increasing proportion of women, should do likewise in the interests of public decency. Or display a trigger warning visible clearly from 25 yards.

    For the rest, there seems to be no limit to how fucking ridiculous (by saner standards) people are prepared to look -see also trout lips and flat-top hair – so go ahead. Enjoy. Pay through the nose for your ironically repurposed denim jeans, strut your butts and don’t forget to mince. Give us all a bloody good laugh. Rather than cry.

    • ‘When you reach the age/
      of wearing trousers’
      – Eglantine Price, Bedknobs and Broomsticks.

    • Only denim blue I think PC, but I believe that the t shirt comes in pink or rainbow colours.

  23. Get to fuck on an electric scooter. Any man wearing something like these would have to be very carful if wandering around an area full of dinghy riders, most originate from countries that are hotbeds of bumfoolery even though the religion forbids such practices.

  24. Any cunt who wears these things should be doused and then ignited.
    Kill it with fucking fire.

  25. Let them wear said shorts. Makes it easier for the snipers to find their mark.

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