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Joe Biden and The Muppets (Charles and Sunny)

Yes, Uncle Joe is coming to our shores (along with about a thousand dinghy raiders) this weekend. Apparently he is going to have discussions with our own out of touch idiots, King Chimpboy and the Suntan Kid. No doubt the media will treat it like something important is happening rather than the complete fucking shitshow it is. All front, all bollocks…..none of these cunts are in charge of anything. They can’t even have a piss without asking for permission.

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84 thoughts on “Joe Biden”

    • It’s interesting how they aren’t revealing the name of the obvious puff presenter.

      They say it’s because of slander laws and they (and everyone) need to be ‘very, very careful’ when discussing the allegations online.

      Funny, they had no issue with displaying a straight honky male’s identity (Tim Westwood ok, he ‘tinks ee iz black blud but he isn’t, innit.’)

      I think it’s pretty fucking obvious who it is.

      He’s a big puff ‘presenter/comedian ‘ who can’t go one minute without a few double entendres. He might also have been ‘top of the morning’ until his alleged teen crackhead ‘twink’ grassed the unfunny cunt up.

      Joe Biden (back to the nom, sorry) is a senile old cunt who shouldn’t be left on his own for more than 30 minutes, let alone be the ‘head of the free world.’

      • Bang on CB!

        Double standards are on full display…anyone remember the Cliff Richard bullshit where the stinking cunts at the BBC had live coverage via helicopter at his mansion?

        I’m no fan of the boring old cunt but trial by sanctimonious shite like the paki loving cunts at BBCistan gets my oven hot.

      • Now not so sure it is the ‘top of the morning’ beardy, bum-weevil.

        The weevil was last on AljaBeeba running his chat show in March. He hosted the bum-loving European music fest in May. Apparently the guilty one has been on Aljabeeba as recently as this month!

      • Are William Hill running a book. My money is on a presenter who is probably on the radio more than the TV and is reputed to be a keen fan of Prince Albert.

        I am on holiday with a politically mixed group, we are all very disappointed it doesn’t appear to be Jeremy Vine.

      • Not so sure. The alleged perpetrator is a BBC employee apparently.
        After the Linekunt fiasco, it became clear that most of their presenters are freelance. Those that they employ directly are usually involved with BBC news and current affairs.
        Interesting.

  2. Cluster Bombs away eh Joe?

    A pathetic cunt flying over in many jumbo jets to meet another bunch of lying corrupt inept pathetic cunts.

    Vermin for oven.

  3. ‘Sleepy Joe’ is a bit of a sad figure these days.

    Does anybody think he runs the show? He doesn’t seem to know where he is half the time. It’s alarming.

    Morning all.

  4. I hope they have the snake pit without the protective rail, ready and waiting for the clumsy cunt to visit ?

  5. I doubt the senile old fucker will even remember Rishi Sunak despite only seeing him last month.

    “Rishi Rich? Don’t tell me. Mayor of London? First Minister of Scotchland? Hey I loved you in Slumdog Millionaire!”.

  6. Airforce one must smell like a Glastonbury toilet, after that senile old duffer has pissed and shat himself numerous times on the flight over..

    Can’t be good for the old fart all this travelling, still probably get some good stuff with all the air-miles he has accumulated..

    Maybe a sat-nav so he can find he’s way off a stage once in a while.

    • How ironic – I’m sure he will be wanking off Charlie boy about the “climate crisis/emergency/whatever” – two of the biggest polluting cunts in the world. How much fuel does it take the senile old wanker to get here, fighter escorts, helicopters, multiple gas guzzling vehicles, etc.. To go and talk to arsehole Charles, the largest landowner in the uk, about homelessness and assorted other shite. Cunts to a man.

    • There must be a gaggle of people following him to monitor everything. One to ensure he doesn’t walk off the wrong direction, a nurse to wake him up and check he’s “living”, one to divert him if he starts bumbling about lorries or 12-year-old girls, and one carrying the nappies.

  7. Normally associate Joe not with clusterbomb, but with clusterfuck.

  8. Without fail he’ll be doing the old slippin’ an a slidin’ to entertain us all.

    • Dear Joe

      Fuck off back to your own country
      You yank cunt.

      Yippee kayhey motherfucker 🖕

  10. This cunt reminds me of the 80’s spitting image of the Soviet poiltbereau.

  11. Uncle Joe has just lowered the average IQ in Downing Street by about 20 points. Thank god, he didn’t bring Kamala with him.

  12. I heard one radio station refer to King Chimp as a diplomat this morning

    Nearly crashed my fucking car laughing

  13. As it happens he constantly does the loudest farts known to man, last year he squeezed one out while standing next to Camilla, the stench nearly made her throw up.
    I love the little hop skip and jump he does when going up to the podium.

  14. The cunt is now on his way to Windsor to meet up with the Chimpboy. Two of the thickest arseholes on the planet in one place.

    • I wonder if Camilla the Zilla will be there waiting to cup his balls in her hands while chimpboy licks them.

  15. I predict they’ll put him out to grass when he finally says something totally mental.

    I can just see it now. Some big campaign speech.

    “And that’s why 4 more Biden years are what we need. Reducing taxation, increase employment oppor…holy fuck, Jill. Look at how cute these kids are. How old are you girl? Eleven? Well you look ripe for a good fuckin’ to me. Can I see your tits? Why are you picking me up, Mr Security detail? I can walk, you don’t need to carry me Mister. I think I need to go poop, Jill. Oh…too late.”

  16. I just hope the cunt is impeached before he visits the emerald isle.
    Couldn’t stomach all that misguided blarney for election votes.
    Traveller if I ever saw one, and the son is didn’t fall far from the apple tree

  17. No worries dodgy old Joe won’t even remember where his arse is 10 mins after the meeting. Total bullshit with a flourish of bollocks.
    Funny how things change back in the 70’s cluster bombs were the be all and end all we had loads in the bomb dump. The idea being taking out commie airstrips etc with high speed low altitude bombing using cluster bombs. Bloody effective results in the demos. Some of the munitions behaved like mines arm and just sit there, some I think had delayed action zap the poor cunts when the clearing up began if they missed the munitions acting as contact mines. Russians used all sorts of shit in Afghanistan cluster bombs, toe poppers air dropped in different colours to suit the landscape supposedly even booby trapped toys something for everyone as per the arse Marxist dictum.

  18. Never mind that potato cake Sherman cunt.

    Any of you clever counters know what bonds heavy pieces of stone together?

    On a job,
    And found a stone water trough.
    It’s been buried more than 30yrs,
    But whoever buried it,
    The thick cunt cracked it across the middle.

    If bonded together and you can’t tell it’s worth £300 notes.

    Any ideas?

      • yup. epoxy resin. if you’re feeling really talented, you can try and colour match it by grinding up any similar coloured stone and adding it to the resin.

      • Nice one lads👍
        I’ll try it .

        Got 2 brass paraffin blowtorches as well.
        Going to turn them into table lamps .

        That Drew from Salvage hunters can’t hold a candle to me😁

      • As Odin suggests would work, you can buy 1 kg resin drive repair patch and mix it with similar coloured ground stone or powder.

    • Harder than you’d think, I’d say. If it’s sandstone even epoxy could be a pretty fragile repair as the weathered broken surfaces may be too crumbly to make a good joint, and would need to be ground back and filled. Repair, sure. Invisible, robust repair? Too much faff.

      • If its limestone , one could clean the broken face and separate the joint by 5 or 10mm lets say and tape up an pour the resin with a tad of emerald dye like flowing water, so as not to hide the joining but highlight it. it will take a few stages as Epoxy flows to level , that is of course, if it is an artistic crack.
        A Mick Picaso

    • Gorilla glue ,works well ,if you go on eBay I’m sure there’s a host of specialist glues as well that’d do nicely .(af)

    • there’s a product you can get called pebble hug waterproof epoxy putty i used it on a small concrete statue that broke in half did the trick for me Mis?

  19. Could be worse for King Chuck. He could be bored to death by that odious slapper, Che Kamala and all. Biden is the apex of senility. A doddering tosspot.

    Off topic, I am no fan of Jeremy Vine, I think he is a bellend. But he is right about himself and others taking unfair stick because those Beeb scum still refuse to name this dirty cunt who likes saucy photos of teenagers. Quite obvious the corporation cunts are protecting this twat. Could it be that they are a black or gay sacred cow? That would explain it. Because they suck up to them at all costs.

  20. Looking at the pictures we are landed with the homeopathic moron on the left. The senile old cunt on the right has at least been elected. And he doesnt automatically own a few dozen palaces, a few 1000 staff and vast acres of land.

  21. I guess Biden has been obedient enough so Soros will get him again in 2024. It may as well be him. Whatever empty suit is called President from here on doesn’t really matter. By 2025 he’ll be strapped to an appliance dolly and wheeled up to the podium to move his lips to whatever they put on the prompter. If it’s Kamala, Joe, a hologram, or a head being kept alive in a tank doesn’t make any difference. Soros 2024.

  22. The agenda:

    The Head of the Royal Family and the Head of the Bribin’ Crime Family meet to discuss vital topics of global importance such as tampons, hair sniffing and what to do about the Markles.

    Camilla and Dr. Jill meet to discuss taking care of the mentally infirmed.

    Rishi meets Ji Jing Joe to learn about obtaining Chinese capital and to gather insider information on Ukraine so he can open a chain of 7 / 11’s in and around Keeeeeeeeeeeve.

    Speculation in the American Press is that the real action takes place during a Top Secret meeting between Hunter and Andy. Neither details of that meeting or the agenda will be released without a subpeona or vote in Parliament.

    Joe’s a bit out of touch but word is he plans to ask Chucky to name Hunter High King of Ireland.

    • It’s so reassuring to know that ‘the special relationship’ is positively thriving again these days General.

  23. Joe won’t be standing for President whatever he says now. The cunt is too far gone already. I reckon after Thanksgiving he will announce he wants to “spend more time with my family.” (while I still remember who they are)
    Failing that he will snuff it after a short illness or some “right wing white supremacist Trump supporter” will knock him off. That’s why I’ve got him in the dead pool so keep your fucking hands off him ok?

    • 330 million people in the good old USA and he is the best they have to lead them? No wonder the world is fucked.
      As a side note, I drove past a local hotel today that is full of our new dingy riding patriots and at least a dozen of them hanging around outside smoking, laughing and drinking tea (well something in a mug) wearing new looking clothes and flip flops. How much do cigarettes cost now?

  25. Started to think all this falling up stairs and shaking hands with air is just an act.

  26. No number?

    This can’t possibly be Joe Biden’s first cunting…can it?

      • If Cuntologist’s count is correct it would require the Rt. Despicable Ms Abbott to use both hands and both feet to reach 18.

        Although whether she has enough digits or how many digits she has left over is a matter of pure speculation.

    • Ms Abbott the number of cuttings for Biden if you please.
      Mr Chairperson the number of cuttings for Biden stands at fortytwelvely one.and six.

  27. What I do know is this: that David fella is sick of the constant homophobic slurs.
    There’s only so many time a guy can stand people calling him “camp”.

  28. Off topic, but I reckon this BBC cunt will get off scott free. The young person’s lawyer ha said that the allegations are ‘rubbish’. I have no doubt that money has changed hands and gob shutting deals have been done. the dirty fucker probably won’t even be named, and those n0nce sheltering BBC cunts will get away with it as usual. Bastards.

    • Yet another MSM storm in a teacup.
      The fact that the mother’s first port of call was not the police speaks volumes.

  29. On the topic of Guess The BBC Nonce, Boris Johnson described Auntie Beeb as a “nest of paedophiles” in an interview with GQ about 10 years back. It may have even been longer ago than that.

    Say what you want about him, but he was bob on with this one.

  30. On the topic of Guess The BBC Nantes, Boris Johnson described Auntie Beeb as a “nest of pee dough files” in an interview with GQ about 10 years back. It may have even been longer ago than that.

    Say what you want about him, but he was bob on with this one.

    • Question: Why would anyone pay £35,000 for photos of a naked 17 year old boy when they could get all that and more online for free?

      Nothing about this story adds up.

      • The evolution of this story is befuddling me. There’s an allegation, the police investigated?, now nothing to investigate. BBC knew, didn’t do anything except party with the ‘accused’, apparently now everyone knows they suspend the ‘accused’ household name. Grown up ‘child’ says nothing to see here then parent(s) contest that apparently. 35k for private porn, good point. Child became a crack addict. Parent or parents don’t notice or speak up 3 years.

        Que?

        If I was the editor of The Sun then I would’ve wanted to see that pic of the BBC presenter in his underpants on the sofa and have it examined, plus some video chat footage and a a few bank statements before I printed a word. If they have that then they might as well print Gotcha again in tomorrow’s headlines.

      • It will die a death soon enough and the presenter will never be named. You are right though Cuntologist. It doesn’t make any sense. An alleged photo of someone in his undercrackers? So what? It’s hardly flashing (a la Leslie Grantham) is it? Also, why wait three years to tell the Sun newspaper? Why not go to the cozzers? Way too many holes and I smell a money making stunt.

      • Hells bells for fifty quid they could have it for real. Even the diddlers are pathetic nowadays, which I suppose we should be grateful for (male persons of a peaceful persuasion not included). Does seem to be rather a lot of this stuff in the entertainments/media industry, has been for years. Oh well big money will tell or not

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