is a cunt.
Oh no!!
Time to panic!
Hollywood is going on strike!!
Thousands of film and TV actors are to go on strike with industrial action being called by luvvie union Sag Aftra.
Premieres and award shows will be effected,
With token black actors and topical trans actors failing to get their egos massaged.
CGI superhero nonsense will grind to a halt that we wouldn’t of watched anyway.
Hard times.
People already are struggling with the price of cocaine and rent boys,
And plastic surgery will be effected.
Rumours are the Scientologists are preparing emergency advocado face masks to the poor of Beverly hills.
Nominated by Miserable northern cunt.
More on this item below firstly from Norman and then the Duke of Cuntshire.
Anyone see those Hollywood cunt trumpets playing at unions and going on strike?
Walking out of that film premiere the other day. I am sure that the cost of living crisis is really putting the bite on them, isn’t it? I bet Cillian Cunty, Emily Cunt and those other luvvie bellends don’t even look at their bills and food costs, what a bunch of bastards. If these pampered pisspot poodles were at Orgreave or Wapping, their arses would have fallen out after copiously shitting themselves.
And as for Hollyweird ‘actors’ being replaced by robots, what would be the fucking difference? Most of the fuckers can’t act and do woke shit anyway.
‘We’ve left the premiere early to write our picket signs’.
Do fuck off.
Hollywood going on strike.
I thought this was some sort of joke when I first heard it, but it seems to be fact.
Hollywood going on strike.
I thought this was some sort of joke when I first heard it, but it seems to be fact.
What do we want?
Our ego’s massaged
When do we want it?
Last week..
OMG what will do without our entertainers.
Oh that’s right watch repeats, or dvds..
Good luck fuckwits the golden age of cinema and TV is dead.
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That’s right. The best TV channel over the last few years by a long chalk has been Talking Pictures TV, solely on account on its not screening anything remotely contemporary. Snow Person Lacking Colour And The Seven Persons/Pronouns Of Restricted Growth can fuck right off.
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Indeed. The regular “Look at Life” clips show how far this country has fallen in a few generations. Fuck Windrush.
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Send MelGibson in too wreak havoc with placards naming out all the kiddy fiddlers, He needs loads of help from volunteers with the sheer amount of names on the signage,
Support Mel now, one of the only few decent people left in the RottenWood.
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It’s okay, Ricky Gervais did it a few years ago and didn’t even need any placards.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIS2mILvBCM
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Films? Fuck off woke cuntery, paffery and silvery moons. I am currently watching Jack Hargreaves in old country. Happier, simpler times.
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I were watching the great jack hargreaves just this morning.
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Top programme with brilliant theme music. Memories of the Alhambra. Where’s me guitar?
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People should go and watch “The Sound of Freedom” about that guy (Tim Ballard) that rescued all those kids from being traficked and raped.
The wonderful man himself (upon whom the true story is based) was interviewed by Tim Pool on Friday.
Listening to a first-hand account of him saving a five year old boy left me with a lump in my throat, I can tell you.
Here’s a short clip:
https://youtu.be/vB4rtp9H2cM
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Fuck em, acting is the chosen profession of fools and liars. Don’t like the contract don’t take the job.
Technology is reaching the point where any character can be AI generated, no make up, no body suit and no hissy fit because someone else’s name is higher up the credits.
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Music to my ears from a true film buff. Shall keep my fingers crossed on this one. Hope its not a dream and I wake up with them still churning out the same old drivel.
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You won’t see any of these cunts from Hollywood acting in a stage play because they simply can’t act.. I recently watched Keanu Reeves in a film. I’ve never watched such bad acting . He was so shit i really thought he was doing it on purpose.
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True. American actors in and around LA cut their bleached teeth by appearing in ‘commercials before getting TV or film roles’. New York is a bit better as it has a bit more of a theatrical pedigree but not in the way the UK has. British actors can always get work on the stage, whee they learned their trade. The Californians can’t.
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Was it Keanu as Jonathan Harker in Dracula? That unreal, wooden English accent was supposed to be serious. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqotT8iERxk
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Rubbish aren’t they?
I remember in the late 80s them saying that crybaby Bobby deNiro was the Greatest actor of his generation.
Just seemed to play Robert deNiro in everything to me?
Anyway, I hope the robots do make them unemployed.
That Steven Seagal,
He could be replaced by a glove puppet,
Artificial intelligence?
That describes everyone in Hollyweird.
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So if there is a strike we won’t see the powder puff rematch of the bell-end of bel air and Chris cock?
My moneys on he’s geezer bird wife.
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This nomination does not reflect reality.
Cocaine and pool boys? That is sooooooooo 1980s!
Have you tried to buy K2, Bombay Blue or Krypton lately? And with demand skyrocketing (and Dylan Mulvaney leaving the country) do you have any idea how hard it is to find a reliable live-in Tranny? And we haven’t even discussed the post pandemic price of quinoa and kale.
Honestly, today’s Celebretatds have a difficult time…what with Elon taking over Twitter and the Screen Writers going on strike how are they supposed to recite Virtue Signaling platitudes to the Great Unwashed Masses?
I mean Jesus H. Christ Himself…they even charged Alec Baldwin with killing one of “the Little people.”
I say strike! And stay on strike! If you never make another Woke movie (film) or Socially Responsible TV show (program) the world will be a better place.
Fucking cunts!
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Oh the horror!
Think of Jane Fonda’s face lift. She will be looking like a lump of microwaved play-doh by next week.
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That vile cunt during the Vietnam war showed the future of virtue signal hypocrisy.
Absolute CUNT
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Quite apart from anything else these cunts must think they’re indispensible. Given the numbers of similarly talentless luvvies scrabbling to replace them on the gravy train, I think this is unlikely. Sam Goldwyn would have known what to do – no doubt his successors do too. Fire the cunts and manufacture some more.
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I assume there will be a mobile make up studio to ensure they look their best on the picket line.
Cunts
On a happier note the unseeded Cz woman has won the tennis, thank fuck the North African P*ki didn’t win or we wouldn’t hear the last of it.
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A white woman of European descent beat a colored woman of Asian descent in an English Tennis tournament?
Definitive proof institution racism.
Give the loser a trophy anyway. She deserves it for having the courage to compete in such a hostile and obviously unfair environment.
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The media can’t believe it, the Arab was favourite, ‘everyone’ wanted her to win….. but don’t we (the Brits) support the underdog, not white ones when up against a protected species.
It’s fucking hilarious, the Cz woman had a broken wrist a year ago, never done anything on grass and it was reported she told her husband/partner to stay home and look after the cat because she wouldn’t be in the tournament very long 😂
I watched a news report and it was all about the fucking rag head losing, cunts.
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If they aren’t churning out their own shite, they’re forever doing poor remakes with coconut dodgers, who weren’t there in the first place. Plagiarism is also one of their nasty traits.
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If they stayed on strike would we even notice?
America isn’t the only place in the world producing films.
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Exactly Jeez, and we’d enjoy all the decent films from yesteryear before box-ticking and token casting.
I saw a bunch of Hollywoid turds the other day promoting their Oppenheimer film on a red carpet, before rushing off to wag their chins and use their giant intellect virtue-signalling about the poor strikers. Yes, just what the public wants: to be lectured by potato-faced Matt Damon, ghoulish skeleton-faced Irish creep from Peaky Blinders, and some overrated fat bird.
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This is a fucking joke right? Or a mega pisstake. I am so worried I couldn’t give a fuck.
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I cant cope without celebrities anymore, if anybody wants me i am at beachy head.
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If the septics stay out long enough, Sly will promote a better class of films, such as from the the rest of the world. I like phoning them up to gloat and take the piss when such good news like this comes my way.
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I’d love for a 28 Days Later style ‘rage’ virus to break out at the Oscars.
Will Smith and Chris Rock are making up for the cameras when suddenly, the Fresh Prince takes a massive bite out of Mr I hate n gaz’s face. The both then dive into the audience and tear Nicole Kidman’s arms off. She jumps up minus arms and bites De Niro’s big nose off. The blood gushing from his nose hole infects the cast of Wakanda 2. For some unknown reason, they swing from the rafters and throw shit at everyone below, before descending and eating a bunch of white women. Bill Cosby is present, but nobody can tell the difference of him being infected or not, as he rapes stunned female members of the audience.
Finally, it descends into limbs flying everywhere, as Hollywood eats itself.
They say a film with a hidden meaning is clever.
Doubt they’d ever make that though, the stupid cunts.
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Tarantino might make it , if he was left direct
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I saw a interview with Suzanne Sarandon.
She was on the picket line 😆
Placard in hand, she took time out (probably exhausted?/ To speak to the media.
It looked like her, but close up in the light of day she looked ancient?!
And had a seam where here surgeon had run off course on the side of her nut.
And it convinced me.
Let these old lizards die out.
Bring forth AI.
Cheaper, less stroppy,
Doesn’t age, doesn’t shoot costar’s.
It’s not going to crash a Porsche Spyder half way through filming.
It’s not going to go into rehab or argue on set.
It won’t through its famous wife off a boat.
It’s perfect.
And robots can’t be any worse than William shatner?
https://youtu.be/AB3uVARNhmM
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Throw you Korean fuck phone!
Throw.
As in Robert Wagner threw Natalie wood off a boat allegedly.
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Could have been Christopher Walken
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It could have been?
Or…..
It could of been both of them?
Caught in a homosexual game of Twister.
Natalie recoils in horror.
They silence her forever by booting her arse overboard!
And swear never to tell.
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I heard Kato was onboard as well but he heard nothing nor saw fk all, he was there only to see Catalina, id believe him too
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Never bothered me did the Kirk , i always felt he was taking the piss out of himself and others for giving him the roles and getting away with it.
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Naw, I’m a fan really Mecuntry.
I’ll only watch the original Star Trek.
He was ace!
Very funny.
Futurama nailed him with Zap Brannigan.
https://youtu.be/nQYSDOrO5c0
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DS9 was the best Star Trek, and Sisko the best captain.
Kirk is a close second, then Archer.
Picard was okay until ‘Picard’.
where he shits himself and has to call for his nurse, who bullies him.
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It’s okay, I’m sure they’ll all find a way to blame their current woes on:
– Trump
– Russian Hacking
– Brexit
– Trump
– Hoowite Supremeceeeh!
– Climate Change
– Trump
– Transphobia
– Israel
and
– Trump.
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Luvvies get upset over everything.This time they’re scared of Shrek taking their jobs.
Wankers. I dont watch half the muck they shovel up these days anyway.
Most of it’s written by cretins who haven’t lived, about people with superpowers.
Films for kids and retards.
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So a load of overpaid cunts who make nothing are going on strike?
Are they trying to get a peerage?
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Here’s my list of actors who I’d like to go on strike permanently – Bruce Willis, Mickey Rourke, Colin Farrell, Ernest Borgnine, William Baldwin, Forest Whitaker, Denzil Washington, Michael Shannon, Jim Carrey, Daniel Craig, Gerard Depardieu, Brian Blessed, Robin Askwith, Meryl Streep, Kate Lyn Sheil and all ‘action stars’ like Jason Statham, Vin Diesel, Van Damme, Lundgren, Schwarzenegger, Siegel, Stallone etc.
If some of these are dead then they’re excused.
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Please allow me to add Emma ‘Fucking’ Thompson, Natalie Portman, Anne Hathaway, Jane Fonda, Mel ‘Braveheart’ Gibson, Benecunt Cumbercunt, Michael Sheen, Patrick Stewart, Alan Cummings and any other luvvy cunt I’ve missed out.
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Emma “fucking” Twatson and Colin Fart likewise.
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Daniel Twatcliffe, Ewan McGregcunt, Cara Delevigne, Phoebe Waller Cunt, Shia La Bellend, Judi Cunting Dench, Daniel Craig. Steve fucking Coogan.
All the ones that are worth a crafty Thomas the Tank – Scarlett Johansson, Daisy Ridley, Hayley Atwell, Christina Hendricks, Kat Dennings etc – I’d let them stick around.
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The aforementioned ladies could get work in these ‘hard times’ by forming a Legs & Co and Hill’s Angels type troupe.
Only it would be much saucier, of course….😉
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I think you’re safe with Borgnine. He was old when he was in Airwolf.
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Add to the list all shouty American comedy actors like Steve Carell and Will Ferrell, and the Judd Apatow fraternity of Janes Franco, Seth Rogen, Danny McBride. What a load of nothings.
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Their arses are still twitching over Weinstein’s black book. The amount of Hollyweird slappers who will be in that. And you can bet your bollocks they are all Me Too/Time’s Up ‘campaigners’.
Whichever cunt said ‘We are leaving to write our picket signs’ needs a fucking double slap. My old man was made redundant under Maggie. He bounced back, but he was gutted at the time. These tinsletown twats have everything done from them, from their bills being paid to their arses being wiped. And that Cillian Murphy. Fucking Motorway Mick cunt who can’t act, and he’s a weird looking cunt.
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Agree with the Cillian bit, a face that deserves to be punched repeatedly, to make it a bearable to glance at without revulsion.
Robert Downey junior, had an interview just about a week before the first Me Too came forward about the fat fuck thats in jail currently
In that interview he said, Yeah Mel was wild as many were including myself but I don’t live there anymore but when Mel was at my house i know I can trust him with my wife and kids 100%.
The story of Me Too then broke.
Its a cesspool and many were drowned
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Nah, I like Cillian Murphy. I think he’s a decent actor and have seen him in a number of films outside of Peaky Blinders, which I never really got into.
It’s good to have a frw weird looking actors; they shouldn’t all look the same like Cary Grant and Clive Owen.
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That jock cunt who wants Scottish independence ( lives in Hollywood) Brian Cox was on the box pissing and moaning about how the studio’s make the most money…
KNOB HEAD, your just an employee..
🤡
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Never heard of the Screen Actors Guild.
I preferred Team Americas ‘Film Actors Guild’.
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When I saw the list of productions affected, I came to the conclusion that I couldn’t give a fuck if they stay out forever. Talk about fucking played out.
I wouldn’t cross the street to see any of that shit if they we giving tickets away.
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I am sorry, but I am absolutely beside myself with indifference.
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I know how you feel Hugh.
I’m trying to work myself up into a state of complete apathy.
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I’ve just watched a great film.
It’s about a Italian bloke with down syndrome and he’s lost his older father figure and gets beaten up by a black man.
He’s lost , dead depressed and plays on the beach ,
He starts learning to dance with some black lads,
And fights the same black fella and this time wins!!
He had the ‘ eye of the tiger’ and that rather than conditioning, hand /eye coordination,
Road work, sparring,diet,
Is what won the fight.
Just goes to show doesn’t it?
It’s easy to get beat up if you put your mind to it.
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Wait for the follow up. A angry Russian decides he is the man.. kills the dancing beach guy.
Italian guy doesn’t like it.
Goes to Russia and fights him.
And the commies love him.
USA USA.
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Yes!
The Italian guy fights Annie Lennox in Russia and the Russians are that happy they turn American.
Goes to show how easily led russian people are.
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In the fifth movie the Eyetie with downs fights Shirley Temple and He-Man’s son while being told these things happen ‘only in America’ by a black bloke with a dead animal around his shoulders.
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Apollo just couldn’t duck it
Dah Da dah, tha dah tha dah, cause Rocky was learning’s breaks dancing at the same time, his secret weapon worked a treat
I luvs them eighties moves
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I never liked brother in-law Paulie Mecuntry.
He’s a bum.
As they say.
A little prick
As I say
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On the ball Mis or should I say, on the waterfront
I could have been a break dancer
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And didn’t Paulie phyically abuse his sister in the first film?
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Acting is great..I’m always pretending I live in a country that not over run buy third world vermin. But controlled by a white population ?
Oh I do. But these cunts want something different..
Good luck with that.
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Just leave with this as Im slightly more than pissed
Less than Zero, a novel that i read when young
The recurring theme throughout was
“Are you for sale”
Sort of sums up the sicker side of fantastic LA
Having said that, I still have a deep love for Califonian Country music there’s just something about it that was ahead of its time way back.
Night night
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Hope your hangover isn’t too debilitating.
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