Flooding

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Exactly as predicted.

A combination of poorly maintained road, drain blocked by last Autumn’s leaves, and the results of ‘No Mow May’, as I predicted the thunderstorm, and it was fierce, has resulted in heavily flooded roads, causing even more damage to surfaces, inconvenience to shopkeepers, motorists and the public, and at least one potential fatality, thankfully averted.

You’ve got the money, Sheffield, to spend on the roads, all over Sheffield, not just in Dore, Totley and fucking Fulwood.

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Nominated by Jeezum Priest.

53 thoughts on “Flooding”

  1. It’s alright you crowing about being right JP,
    But any Jewish fella worth his salt would of built a large boat ready for the floods,
    Maybe taken aboard two of each animal!

  2. I don’t know what’s being cunted here?
    But let’s blame the BBC.
    Dirty deviants..

  3. It’s the climate crisis, everyone knows that. Nothing to do with incompetent government and cunts blowing away our money on immos and fa**ots instead of maintaining infrastructure. It’s all your own fault you cunts. Shouldn’t have voted brexit should ya?

  4. Pretty much every drain in my village is blocked so water simply courses down the road..

    Unfortunately it hasn’t yet swept away any of the occasional paki tourists.

    Councils are total Cunts.

    • Not just the council’s .
      The greedy as fuck water authority.

      From the reservoir filled with 6ft silt to the broken Victorian pipe system to the blocked drain.
      They don’t invest or upgrade it,
      Just reap fat profits for the share holders.

      They dump raw sewage into our waterways,
      Killing fish.

      Absolute cunts.

      When it comes to water management in this country I’m firmly in agreement with the yoghurt knitting eco lions and the Marxists in labour,
      It’s a fuckin travesty.

      And the bloated, Tory cunts on the board of these water companies shake their jowls and turn a blind eye.

      • Loons not lions.
        This fuckin phone functions like Northwest water ,
        Useless cunt.

      • Same down here Mis but even more so. When it comes to sewage in the rivers, unrepaired leaks and any other transgression available to a water company, Thames Water leads the field by a country mile. They are now broke and in hock for £14,000,000,000! Worst thing is you know the taxpayer will be picking up the tab and the shareholders will just quietly walk away with their pockets bulging.

      • Morning Arfur 👍

        Yes, I’ve heard Thames leads the way in mismanagement.

        Shameful.

  5. You think that you have it bad?

    Most of Spain has no drains in the roads at all.
    When it does rain (and it fucking does) the rain is full of sand which turns everything orange but would quickly block up any drains.

    The solution….. No drains.

    The equivalent to a monsoon here is a ‘gota fría’.
    Heavy rain which occurs perhaps a few times a year for several hours.

    This is the expected result…….

    https://youtu.be/EA9ly6y4jMQ

    • You’re right of course AC, it could be so much worse for us here in Blighty. I’ve always felt that the worst possible domestic disaster would be flooding. If ever we were flooded out once it was sorted we would just take the hit, sell up and leave. I saw an interview on the telly of a woman who had been flooded. She related how there was two feet of water in her lounge and floating in it was used toilet paper of a brand she didn’t use.

      • That’s fucking horrible.

        Flood water stinks.

        The farmland in and around the region of Murcia got flooded really badly a few years ago.
        Many of the farm animals could not be saved in time and drown.

        When the flood water lowered it was still impossible for the farmers to get the dead animals out of the fields.
        Tractors would have got bogged down in the deep mud.

        The smell of decaying animals over the following few weeks was terrible.

        Flood water really is a cunt.

  6. Sorry to go off topic, but wouldn’t it be something if the latest bbc p-do “star” turned out to be Linnekunt?

    • He’s released a statement.

      ” Hate to dissapoint the haters, but it’s not me”

      As have Rylan Clark and Jeremy vine.

      Would of been funny.
      I’m thinking Norton

      • Rumour is that it’s a certain celebrity chef fond of telling people to fuck off. You know, ——— is a moron.

      • Really?!
        Old leather face!
        That’d be great that😁

        Whoever it is I’m going to enjoy taking the piss👍

      • When I worked for the BBC in 1970 it was still very much the old much loved “Auntie BBC.” The idea that it would turn into what it now is would have been inconceivable. The BBC’s demise is approaching rapidly now. The TV licence/tax is indefensible and the politicians will scrap it in order to garner many thousands of votes. Without taxpayer funding they are finished.

      • The word is the victim is male, so Norton seems odds-on favourite. Are the bookies taking bets?

    • You’ve hit the nail on the head Lord. Instead of having the Dead Poor with cheats choosing people near to death anyway, why not guess the person who will be persecuted for the rest of their born days ? I’m starting with G. Norton and Heer Likener.

    • It’s not Ramsey’s World of Leather. Apparently the accused has not been on TV after May 23. Ramsey has.

      Norton fits this category.

    • Lord Cuntingford,
      This also proves the beeb have been paying their staff far too much money. Which means its got to be someone we all dislike. Can’t wait to find out who will be dragged over the coals.

    • I hope it’s not Monty Don.

      That would probably finish my mum off.

      It’s not likely to be Chris Packham is it?

      • As an aside, if Helen Skelton wants to send me some racy pics of her wearing nothing but a pair of wellies, I’d be more than grateful to receive them.

        By the time I’d finished with them I’d have forearms like Popeye.

    • What isn’t surprising, is the number of people who have had to “strenuously deny” any involvement, like Jug-Ears Wotakunt and Ryan Shergar’s-Teeth. Maybe they are beginning to realise just how much they are so rightly despised.

  7. That BBC article has a glaring omission. There’s no mention of our tinted culture enrichers being affected more by the floods than us colonial oppressors. As everything in Britain is racist, surely that includes the rain as well.
    I’m sure the BBC will reprimand the poor sap responsible for the item.

  8. These bad roads are caused by climate change. One day flooding with rain and the next blisteringly hot. Nothing to worry about. I was just taking the piss. This change in the weather has been going on since “nought plonk” the beginning of time to be precise.

    • Those new builds thrown up on flood plains?

      Roll your pants up and get your mop out.

      Live on a hill, problem solved.

      I remember York being a bit of a nightmare for flooding.
      River Ouse bursting its banks.
      The car park at our hotel 4/5ft under water😄

  10. The clueless, environMENTAL lobbying cunts interfere in issues on which they have no fucking clue.

    Their “no river-dredging” policies increase the severity of floods in the colder months – policies they lobby local councils to enact in order to save the habitats of river wildlife or whatever… I’m sure that’s a real comfort for the local residents who have to wade, swim or canoe through their own habitats.

    And don’t even get me started on the environmental policies of disallowing controlled bush burnbacks in Australia which lead to the annual bush fires to light up the whole of Australia a few years back.

    Climate zealot cunts.

  11. Hate to disappoint the haters but it’s not me.

    Linekunts tweet, this Cunt knows he is despised but if it brings attention he cant give a fuck.
    Oven.

  12. Not completely off topic, I thought I should mention this one. In 1999 we moved to this house where the water is metered. In our previous house it was not and we paid a fixed charge calculated from the rateable value of the house. We were pleasantly surprised to find our water bill dropped substantially especially as both our school age children were at home. If you are paying a fixed charge you can have a meter installed for free and if the costs increase you can elect to go back to a fixed charge if you do so within twelve months of installation of the meter. You can read the meter yourself as often as you please and easily calculate which direction your bill is moving. Go on Ofwat’s web site to get all the detail.

    P.S. If/when you have a water meter check that the serial no. on the bill matches the serial no. on your meter. You can ascertain which meter is yours by turning off the adjoining stop tap and checking the flow of water from the cold tap on your kitchen sink ceases. Recently we discovered quite by chance that we were being billed on the wrong meter for the last three years. When it was sorted out we got a refund of £100! Better than a poke in the eye!

    • Yes indeed.

      My water bill decreased substantially when I had a meter fitted. Even now, 9 years later, I pay £21pm, instead of the fixed charge of £56pm I was paying in 2014.

      Ripoff merchants is the phrase that comes to mind.

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