Snow Latina and the Seven Diverse Magical Beings
They say that you should never kick somebody when they’re down, but I’m prepared to make an exception when it comes to the Disney organisation and its cinematic output.
Having completely trashed ‘Star Wars’, ‘Willow’ and ‘Indiana Jones’, Disney now seems intent on destroying its own beloved legacy of animation with a series of woke live action remakes. So far this has yielded flop remakes of ‘Peter Pan’ and ‘The Little Mermaid’. Now Disney’s really going for it with a remake of one of its greatest classics, ‘Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs’.
Trouble is, it seems to me that there are a few things wrong with this remake, or ‘problematic’, to use one of those terms loved by woke types everywhere. Now take Snow White herself. She’s called that of course because her skin is ‘as white as snow’. Well fuck that; remember that this is a ‘progressive re-imagining’ for a ‘modern day audience’, so they’ve cast the Hispanic actress Rachel Zegler in the role. Off to a flying start then. What’s a bit of race-swapping here and there?
Then you’ve got her seven vertically challenged companions. Or rather, you haven’t, because that might re-inforce ‘negative stereotyping’. So any dwarfish actors struggling for work can do one, as we’ve now got a gender and ethnically diverse bunch of ‘magical companions’. I reckon the audience will piss themselves when they see this bunch if leaked on set photos are anything to go by.
Oh, and forget Snow White moving into the dwarfs’ home in the woods and taking care of them. Apparently she’s now a feminist who wants to ‘find herself’ as a woman and a leader. That kiss from Prince Charming while she sleeps is out too; it’s non-consensual. It couldn’t happen now anyway because again, it seems Prince Charming’s out on his arse as well, as the story now can’t depend on something as utterly sexist as a woman finding fulfillment in the love of a man.
Hands up if like me, you can’t wait for the film’s release next year. No, me neither actually. I really can’t see where Disney thinks this so-called ‘modern audience’ for its woke nonsense actually is. Has it learned so little from its recent debacles? Can it really not see that the vast majority of its potential audience wants entertainment, not a finger-wagging lecture premised on a woke agenda?
Go on then Disney, break a fucking leg. Break both while you’re on it, and your neck as well. Go woke go broke indeed, and the faster the better.
Nominated by Ron Knee with a seconding by General Cunster below.
I would like to second this nomination.
As an American I grew up with Disney. Every Sunday night before Bonanza, Walt Disney’s The Wonderful Wold of Color was magical television. And like every other American family of the day, mine went on the typical Chevy Chase Family vacation of the day to both Disneyland and Walt Disney World.
And if Bambi traumatized my generation, Davy Crockett inspired us and Annette made us feel the first stirrings of manhood.
But today? What so many of us admired has become just the latest version of wokeist degeneracy. Like Transheuser Busch and Targay before them, Disney is plunging deep into the Bunghole of perversity.
The Little Schvarmaid…The Haunted Crackhouse and now…Blanca Nieves and the Seven Diversity Hires.
Walt was an American icon and a true patriot who embraced family values. It’s a shame to see what they have done to his vision of wholesome family entertainment.
Saw a thing on YouTube about some family who went to Disneyland. They had a little girl about 9 years old and they wanted to buy her some kind of princess dress “just like in the movies.”
Aaaaaaah…….how sweet. ( wipes away a sentimental tear)
The cunt assisting the little girl was a geezer, with a beard, wearing a fucking dress! Fuck me……they are employing sick sex deviants to flog their overpriced tat to children! What got me was the pathetic wimp of a father, tagging along and saying nothing. If that was me I would have told the p*rv*rt to get the fuck out of my cunting face. If he started crying about misgendering or some such shit I would have battered the cunt right there and then. You expect wimminz to fall for this bullshit but men need to stand up and grow a pair. Fucking filthy fucking headcases.
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Disney is now a nest of foul cunts.
I hope they continue to ramp up the woke lecturing until they go bust.
Cyborg frozen yeti Walt should crush the idiotic fuckers.
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Disney are a disgrace.
They will go as far as covering up murder.
Who killed Bambi?!
https://youtu.be/PHOA_XtENW8
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I wonder if they’ll put Walt’s cryogenically frozen head in a robot like Krang out of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?
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Get Uncle Terry’s oven out, he will warm him up.
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Just don’t have the cheek to die at Disney theme parks.
They don’t like anyone being declared dead on the premises.
https://www.newsweek.com/former-disney-world-employee-reveals-death-resort-protocol-rumors-1601958
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Yes because that paragon of virtue Disney corp has such a great track record not being racist.
Song of the South – plantation workers and Uncle Remus
Lady and the Tramp “We are Siamese if you please”.
Aristocats https://youtu.be/4rrXR6n0RTY?t=86
no stereotyping there …mmmmmkay
Forgive me if I don’t care to be preached at by a company who is in no place to preach.
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That film Disney did about The Beatles (the Peter Jackson one). That could have been far juicier than the ‘we never hated each other’ revisionism we did get.
They could have attempted to explain this for a start…
https://fantasymerchantblog.files.wordpress.com/2020/04/paul-is-dead-10.jpg
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What’s to explain?
Crowley and his ilk were trendy in the ‘60s and Lennon was a fanboy.
End of.
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Still fucking weird. Be funny to see Macca squirming over it in this modern era of rewritten Fabs history.😉
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Lots of stuff is now ‘left out’ to not damage the now trademarked Beatles’brand’. In the reissues of their stuff since 2009 there is no mention anywhere of drugs, infighting, John’s spaz impressions, Yoko, or hating one another when they split up.
So, in a way, the Beatles are the Disney of rock. A now soulless and money grabbing corporate brand that uses the name of a long dead institution.
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It’s nothing to get hung about.
It’s their musical legacy that counts in the end.
And that is phenomenal.
The rest is pure show business.
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Showbiz shite, who gives a fuck?
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True enough Minge. I still love the 60s Stones, Regardless of what they became and are now. Nothing can top that 1965-68 era from The Last Time to Beggars Banquet. And whatever is done now on a business/brand level, it’s out of the hands of the two dead Beatles and only Mick and Keef have a say in Stones affairs.
I suppose McCartney is building up the Beatles as a brand, so it will continue after he dies. But it would anyway, just like Hendrix has and Zeppelin. If music is timeless, then that’s all it needs.
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Still love their music but nothing’s as it seems.Walt Disney had a shady backstory and his theme park played a big role in MK-Ultra/Monarch programming.Even Walts personal restaurant was named 33 club.Nothing to see here?https://humansbefree.com/2014/03/the-beatles-were-an-illuminati-creation.html
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There’s a Youtube channel called iamaphoney, and there is all sorts of Beatles occult and Paul Is Dead lunacy on it, and not just the usual Abbey Road cover shit either.. It astonishes me how many ‘clues’ there are or how someone took the time to seek them out. One would have to be potty to take it seriously. It’d drive you mad if you went into too much, but it’s still interesting and worth a giggle.
https://www.youtube.com/@iamaphoney
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One of the best and funniest ones is ‘Sgt Peppers Reprise’ played backwards. They claim it says ‘It was a fake moustache’. Fucking hilarious.
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I just thank God that Mr. Cunt Engine had nothing to do with the Snow White remake.
Just think what the consequences of a lone female would be, at the mercy of seven evil mìdgets.
On second thoughts, no, don’t think about it.
Put it out of your minds.
It’s twisted and filthy, and knowing Thomas, would involve an awful lot of….. No ! Stop it.
The dirty, dirty bastard.
Goodnight.
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It would be a far cry from the original Jack.
Snore Whitney after several Swarfs
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I’m glad I didn’t see this before I went to bed last night. I’d have had a sleepless night for sure.
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Our Walt was a Jew hating cunt, but kept it out of his productions. The current set of cunts running the show are worshippers of the Cult of Trans and Grooming Children, (probably also Fellators for Palestine and haters of Jews too, as most Leftists are) and don’t hide their politics and prejudices instead eager to ram it down our throats whether we like it or not.
The reasoning is that the message is more important than anything else, even if it haemorrhages money, eventually the proles will drink the poison as that’s all there is. The poison then becomes the norm and any reaction or rejection becomes a “phobia” with cancellation the punishment.
If there is one, could this be god’s revenge as the whole woke shitshow implodes on itself. One can only hope.
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Kept it out of his cartoons, did he?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BB1mMNvrUrM
In fairness, that was a pretty normal stereotype of its time. And nodded at the misery of the Depression, little people’s livings destroyed by financial chicanery.
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I’ll huff and I’ll puff and I’ll blow your house in, alright already.
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A more detailed appraisal of WD https://humansbefree.com/2022/04/walt-disneys-horrifying-background-heinous-agenda.html
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*rummages in designer handbag*….
…Sorry, I’m right out of fucks to give.
If top wimminz athletes boycotted those bisexual events, that would be the end of it.
“Lust of possession worketh desolations;
There is no meekness in the sons of earth”
(Father Eternal, Ruler of Creation: L. Housman, 1919)
Or its daughters…
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Damn. Wrong thread. Should be under transgender athlete thread. What a cunt.
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They should ignore all this woke up shite and rehash the old with better prints to be watched for next to nothing. I’m sure the originals are still aloud to be shown ?
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Plenty of cracking old films on Ytube Sammy if you have a look. Some great pre-code Hollywood classics among them.
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Thanks Ron,
I’m aware of utube for my own satisfaction with British classics. I was thinking of the parents who haven’t got the facility and would like the original Snow White for their children. Only found Sly store robbing bastards wanting 14 notes for it to sell to the poor none woke.
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You’re not wrong Sammy. Some great old British films on there.
Every time I think I’ve exhausted it, something new pops up.
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Also Ron,
Think I’ve mentioned before of hundreds of films already downloaded from filmfour before they went free to air and censorship. Mainly foreign language and British, with the odd yanks thrown in.
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The delicious Gal Gadot is Snow White. I’d have put my money on Disney choosing someone who is bur-lack.
But, it’ll still be shit and bona fide misandrist crap. Pound to a penny the witch will be a sympathtic character, who has been hard done to and a victim of nasty (white, of course) men. And the witch and Snow White will be sisters or lezzers in arms who don’t need the useless prince at the end of the film. Slagelina Jolie as the witch would not surprise me.
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Gadot is the evil queen Norman. Rachel Zegler (Hispanic ethnicity) is SW.
A pedant writes…
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Cheers Ron. Now if Gorgeous Gal and Salma Hayek lezzed it up in Snow White, I would be in like a ferret.
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Salma Hayek is my ultimate wank, but Gal in that WW costume, Jesus…
https://www.mensxp.com/special-features/today/37327-5-times-wonder-woman-proved-that-she-was-the-ultimate-badass.html
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You’re not wrong Sammy. Some great old British films on there.
Every time I think I’ve exhausted it, something new pops up.
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Oops double post…
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They’re also a terrible studio in other ways, not simply the woke stuff, although that’s a big fault they, and Hollywood in general, have.
For example they can’t (or just won’t, because it’ll impact their bottom line fractionally) deliver decent sound mixes for home theatre enthusiasts. They totally butcher their audio tracks, clearly as they have no love for the medium and art of movie making anymore, they’re just owned and run by avaricious, soulless, sociopaths.
They’re also too big for anyone’s good, woke or not. Marvel, LucasFilm, and 20th Century Fox – I find somewhat difficult to believe that anti-monopoly laws didn’t prevent the acquisition of 20th Century Fox, but there we go. Catalogue releases of great movies such as L.A. Confidential will never see the light of day on 4K. In fact, Disney have more or less announced abandoning the 4K physical blu ray disc format for current and future releases altogether. Cunts.
But I suppose the uptake of people streaming has done this. I for one have not paid one penny to any streaming service for various reasons, which can be summarised as it’s a glossy con, which appeals to laziness and mediocrity of modern society. I have mooched off Netflix for free, but since they axed account sharing, they can’t suck my manhood, because they ain’t getting a penny from me.
Fuck streaming, but especially you Disney. I hope you die on your arse in a gutter.
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