The gift that keeps on giving.
I’m sure you’ll all be delighted to hear that Danielle has split up with her jailbird fiance, or should that be spelled financer?
But before you all rush forward, thinking your in with a chance, she’s got a new, rich boyfriend.
Whose presumably almost totally blind, 87, with a heart condition.
Good grief, even Frankenstien would call your surgeon a butcher, sweetheart.
Nominated by : Jeezum Priest
It was a given he was mostly blind.
But for some blokes the delight of tugging yourself off while watching Daniella lick her eyebrows is the highlight of the day.
RIiiiCCKKYYYY!!!!
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You don’t look at the mantelpiece when you’re stoking the fire. I’d give it one. With my eyes closed, obviously.
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How many blokes can boast their girlfriend has a fourth hole to fuck.
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That Odin is whats called nasal sex
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Fuck nose?
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Without a septum this young lady truly has a ‘bonus hole’.
Her nose.
Imagine what a novelty it would be to shove your cock up her schnoz and to fill her sinuses with jizz.
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Skullfucking?
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Somebody should tell this rich Abdul cunt that he can buy a lot better old scrubbers over here in Blighty. Fuck me, she is the very definition of the word “rough”.
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Indeed. Go to Leeds and a night with a curvy young lass at the local college/university will cost you a garlic chicken burger snd a few Bacardi Breezers.
Aye, champion!
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How is it these washed up, bankrupt celeb tarts are still able to jet off on holidays several times a year (see Katy Price for further evidence).
Are there really still blokes out there who are so easily pussy whipped?
She’s a ‘former’ drug addict who looks like she’s had poor cleft palate surgery in a Turkish back street.
Now she’s being fucked up the arse in a Turkish back street.
Revolting minger.
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‘Are there really still blokes out there who are so easily pussy whipped?’
After 11 years of compulsory education being taught to worship women and hate themselves, there’s fucking leigions.
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I honestly would rather fuck my own arse
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Face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle.
A challenging wank.
Morning gents.
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It’s like a half-sister of Theresa May and Mother Theresa.
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Is she auditioning to play a old pat butcher in a eastenders spin off..
Raddled sad old cunt..
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Essex’s gurning champion 10 years running.
I’ll say this about Daniella,
She always looks grumpy.
Side effect of your face caving in I suppose?
But it gives her a edge
A great rock n Roll sneer.
Liam Gallagher must be jealous?
If they make a film about Billy idol she could play him!
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If you exhumed Lenny Mclean’s corpse and shoved an ill-fitting blonde wig on it, you would struggle to tell the two apart.
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Miss Butlins (Ayr), 1962 (I was there).
Doubtless provided an interesting nosh for all the Redcoats afterwards.
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SUUEEY, Suey, suey, suey!🐷
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If her new boyfriend shoots his filthy mu§lim seed into her mouth at a certain angle, what with the bones in her face being utterly collapsed, I wonder if his muzzjizz would actually hit the outside of her dura mater membrane? Maybe the introduction of sperm cells into her grey matter might get her IQ above 70?
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I’d imagine it would come firing back out of her nose l
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Just needs a horses collar, not her fanny, to be a gurning champion. Vile cunt.
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Looks like she’s chewing a wasp
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‘A rich man from Turkey’.
A surgeon who can complete her transition to a Thundercat.
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🤣🤣🤣 Spat my cider out at that. Thunder, thunder, Thundercats Ho!
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I see her more as Mumm-Ra
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He would have to be blind so he doesn’t have to look at her gurning boat race
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I’d be amazed if she could get laid by GMP.
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Oh dear, why do the press continue to give these freaks coverage…?
Are people really interested anymore..!
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I thought she was Dome Alison Rose, formerly of Cotts, NatWest, RBS, continues ad infinitum…
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Dame!
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That Alison Rose is a weird looking,pale, albino cunt isn’t she?!
She related to Boris Johnson?
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You wouldn’t want a ‘kiss from a rose’ 😂
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Looks a little Downs I think
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She is a spit of the young kid in this is England.. Slap on a blonde wig..
https://images.app.goo.gl/CeMdvx3KYWHtSbaw8
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She looks like one of those African kids after a cleft pallet operation, the before and after pics would have been good, Daniella with a lolly pop stick sticking out from between her eyes.
Shame because she was once a looker, but now she is probably going to chase the ungettable dream to look good, ala Katey Price where they just look stranger and stranger every month, i hate to imaging what she,s going to look like at 80…..did i say 80, sorry its never going to happen, deadpool awaits…
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Ha ha.
She should be the face of Smile Train , the hair lip and cleft palete repair charity.
http://www.smiletrain.org.uk
Morning Fugly, morning all.
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Morning Lugs, Smiletrain, thats the charity, the one were all the doctors are wearing Rolex,s payed for with the anaesthetic money, obviously im in the wrong job….
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She has been banned from Gurning completions.
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Horrible cokehead bit o’ rough and an ugly skank to boot. If this ageing cunt visited a haunted house she’d come back with a job application.
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I’ve had worse.
Morning all.
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Morning HJ…I’d like to hear more about that. The only woman who’d be more repulsive would be Rose West.
This creature that you shagged…I mean, how bad are we talking?
Is there a frame of reference?
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It was loads of black fellas who paid for a go on old Rose. And her dad. Lovely .One of her kids ended up half black from a punter (and sadly killed of course).
Imagine paying for a go on that STD infested munter?
Still, I bet those fellas count their lucky stars that Fred didn’t get too excited and come in with a raging boner, his hammer and his meat hooks to ‘spoice things up moi loverrr ‘ a bit.
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Afternoon Thomas.
Think young Brian Blessed minus most of the beard.
She said she was a social worker if I remember.
Awful.
A quick back scuttle behind some bins before legging it.
In my weak defence , I was pissed and was only 20 at the time.
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She’s had so much work done to her that one fuck and she’d fall apart.
And there was me thinking women we all lefty, feminist, equal, diverse, woke, BAME, sugerpuff snowflakes.
Deep down and the reality is most are money grabbing slags, who regardless of age, will still fuck for a share of the pie.
Total slag – I’d be embarrassed to roam around with an 87 year old bint on my arm.
Perhaps she is hoping to fuck him to death, with a shiny suited lawyer in the room just to make sure the will (in her favour) stands.
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She is probably a bit of a looker to a Turkish peaceful, seeing as the whole muzzer race is one big petri dish of inbred mutants.
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BZ. The Muzzers like de white girl, think they’re an easy lay, take their knickers off at anything once they’ve had a few drinks.
Then they try to convert them. No pork, or alcohol but secretly the Muzzers all like a bit of pork and whisky. That’s why they like coming to the UK as if it not in Allah’s land, he can’t see. Double standard cunty rag heads all of them.
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She is a bonus hole.
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Is it just me, or does she remind you a bit of that other charmer Katie Price in the photo?
Morning all.
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No Ron, it’s not just you.
Shame that events seem to be overtaking your Alison Rose nomination. She chose the right person to take on there, didn’t she? A seasoned politician who defeated the entire British establishment in a referendum and who has a ready platform on a TV station. And I used to think it was only professional footballers who are paid five million quid a year to be as thick as mince.
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Yeah Nige has really got the bit between his teeth, and you can’t blame him.
As the football chant goes, ‘the board must go!’.
The geezer from Coutts must think his coat’s on a shuggly peg as well.
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I remember this tart used to perform the trick of reciting the lords prayer whilst appearing to suck you off at the same time.
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That’s surprising as she had difficulty remembering her lines in Eastbenders.
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Fair play to her I say.
Yo do so much beak that your nose gets destroyed while avoiding massive heart attacks takes some doing.
She must have a heart stronger than the King of the Mountains winner in the Tour de France.
And well played snaring some rich mad old cunt who’ll probably leave her millions when he croaks any minute.
Still, I definitely wouldn’t. I’d rather wank myself off with a handful of broken glass, whilst simultaneously being set on fire as Chris De Burgh’s Lady in Red plays.
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