CrossFit Practitioners


People who do CrossFit really are some of the most insufferable cunts going.

I have lost good friends of many years to this pile of dog shit nonsense, like they have joined some religious cult and suddenly start thinking totally differently and talking another language. I don’t want hear about your CrossFit family, CrossFit community and it’s a way of life crap. Get a fucking grip.

No wonder they all hang out together outside the gym, sorry ‘box’, because no one else wants to suffer the displeasure of their company for more than ten seconds.

They never shut up about it either. I don’t give a shit about how many burpees you can do, I don’t even know what one is, or some phoney completion you have coming up. Constantly wearing their injuries like some badge of honour. It’s not clever, you are talking like a moron and starting look like one.

Bunch of narcissistic roid heads is what they. Go find a real sport to do because you frankly look ridiculous.

Nominated by : Manner of all Cunts

129 thoughts on “CrossFit Practitioners

  1. Sinead O Connor has kicked the bucket, it’s not even been 7 hours and 15 days yet

      • Fart in the fish pond Grandma and starve the last of the bit of oxygen out of it and then tell the 5 year old grandson that you put them goldfish out of their misery for their own good, as it was the humane thing to do, like olden times sweetheart

    • Thank you, Miles.

      I’ll be laughing about this for days.

      ” Boo Hoo, I broke the law! Sob sob”

      I hope she gets a custodial, be an interesting experience for her grandson, visiting Nanna in Styall.

    • Demented old biddy.

      Time for Countdown and a French Fancy in the day room.
      Sit her near the big window facing the lawn and bird bath.
      Drop some diazepam in her tea.

    • ” The fish are dying” has now replaced “how very dare you” in my handbook of mockery.

      I fact, I’m thinking of having a tee-shirt screenprinted with that on the front, and on the back “because I turned the pump off to save the planet”

      What a mong.

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