Women invading male spaces

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Women have their sacred spaces and quite right too.

The women’s institute. Daytime telly (Loose Women and all that shite.) Wimminz sports coverage. The kitchen. I think we even had a minister for women once, didn’t we?

But for us? We can’t have anything. Years back, a working men’s club I was once a member of got taken over by wimminz. They had a rule. No women allowed in the upstairs bar. It had 2 immaculate full sized snooker tables (10p in the light for ages of playing time.) The official reasoning was that the men could swear and tell ‘blue’ jokes and not offend any ladies.

Well, some twat invited in an annoying, interfering lezza as a guest. She got wind of it and complained to the council.

Long story short. The women were now allowed upstairs. Loads ripped up their memberships, including me. Place has gone from good and cheap as fuck draught to wanky expensive beer. Pool tables and snooker charged by the hour at a high rate. No funny acts and now have ‘yooni’ bands. Gone to the dogs.

Worst of it is that the split arse troublemaker didn’t even take up membership. Fucking whore.

Many other examples. The local pub (those still left). Full of fat split arses downing pints and belching last time I went in on a weekend. Talking about ‘the big game’ at the weekend. Fuck off, lose some weight, go on a femininity and etiquette course and get your tits out.

Men’s sports coverage. Fucking taken over by annoying, clueless, shrieking bints. Women’s sports coveage? No men there! Loose Women? No geezers. Any blokes in the women’s institute?

No, they don’t want us to have anything. I love women but for fuck’s sake. I’m now building an extension which will include a masturbatorium, a full sized snooker table and some strippers.

Get to fuck.

Art of manliness

Nominated by Cuntybollocks.

83 thoughts on “Women invading male spaces”

  1. I like a bit of F1 but they’ve now got two women on the technical punditry .

    Neither of whom have ever competed in F1.

    My view is that if you don’t need F1 experience to be a pundit then they can open it up to anyone surely .

    Same with the football, these women have only played at U13 boys level , so anyone who has ever played at that level can now be a pundit on men’s premier league football surely?

    Or is it that they are only there due to being women? Surely not.

    • You mean the “diverse” presenters like that Naomi Schiff type? Flaps her gums. Adds no value to proceedings.

      There’s a reason why there’s no such thing as a female F1 driver.

      • Yep , looks nice but has only ever driven W Series briefly .

        A million miles from F1

      • If you read her racing record on wiki, she is shit. She won one championship which was an obscure Chinese Clip cup….and she only won that serious because there were only 3 drivers (including herself) in her racing category that had signed up to compete in ALL the rounds. Most simply turned up and competed in the odd race here and there during the season.

        Her racing career is worse that a non league part time footballer…..and exactly how many of those do we here expunge their ‘knowledgeable’ comments on the game during a premier league match?

        Fuck all, that’s how many.

        Only qualification she is there is because she is a tart and she is of a certain shade. Hoe demeaning for her….but she knows it but I bet she won’t tell people that’s the real reason eh?

  2. Good nom CB.

    Not to worry though – blokes are getting their own back by identifying as a women and invading their spaces.

    They don’t like it up em.

    • Afternoon HJ, I think you’ll find that Dylan Mulvaney likes it up him.
      An unlubed, spiked chainmail fisting gauntlet, I mean.

    • Quite Right Herman!

      That’s the answer CB.
      Get down Pilates and spoil their fun by huffing and puffing with one of your elongated bollocks hanging out of your budgie smugglers.

      See how they like it.

      Start commenting on their make up critically.
      Fuck em.

      Not like they can beat you up.

      Oh don’t do it to Jane couch obviously.

  3. No wimminz allowed to blather on about the MotoGP or World Superbikes, except for Suzi Perry and we bikery types like her and have never heard her spouting political bollocks (she may’ve done but I’ve never got wind of it).
    And a least those blond bird snooker referees know what they’re doing and have taken exams and such like.
    We may well bemoan evil, stinking muzzıes, but at least their ugly, hairy, black-clad wimmin know to keep their moustachioed top lips from flapping and get the dinner on. Or get a beaker of concentrated suphuric acid in the mush.

    • I’d love to see a wimmin try and do the Isle of Man TT circuit. Would be hilarious. Or funnier still, a group of them.

      • To be fair LC, Maria Costello made a good effort on the Manx & the mountain circuit.

  5. Not so much a male space but a female dominated space is academia, especially schools when a strong male role model in a lads formative years can have lasting influence into adulthood.

    Three quarters of teachers in the UK are wimminz but they are not so keen to invade to work environments of oil riggers, road crews, construction workers, bin men etc.

    • I had the pleasure of working in the oil business when offshore was 100% male. A lot of ex-forces as well. Was a hard-paced, tough environment. Now lots of wimmin wanting to show they can do it – they can’t. They just get everything changed so it’s easy for them – the blokes still do the real work.

    • I was only half paying attention, but I heard some news cunt a few weeks back saying summat mad like a third of primary schools in England have no male teachers. I can’t remember the exact number but I remember thinking ‘fuck me, that’s mental.’

      That can’t be right. In my day the teachers for the last two years of primary we’re usually blokes.

      I bet some of these man hating cunts refuse to hire males, especially straight white ones.

      I wonder why the younger generation are so fucked up?

      • No male primary school teachers and no dads, and we wonder why the country is full of chimps taking selfies while slapping old women on buses.

  6. The proper place for women is bent over taking it balls deep up the fanny (or the shitter if you really want to assert your dominance), while you cradle her ample swinging knockers in your hands.

  7. Sport on television has been destroyed by wamman presenters.

    The answer is to only ever “borrow” the sports programmes off tinternet so that the wamman chat and shrieking can be fast forwarded immediately.

    What a tits up.

  8. Know them Hell’s Angels?
    Women can’t join.
    Or sooties.

    While I thoroughly approve of this I wonder how they haven’t been sued ?
    Specifically in America!!

    Wonder who else manages to discriminate freely ?

    Even the KKK has to have women admitted!
    They’re the ones In the cleaner sheets,
    Although think they still draw the line at sooties?

    Don’t like chicken grease on the sheets

    • use to go to the Royal Standard in Walthamstow when I was young. Saturday rock night was full of Hells Angels and their molls (good looking girls usually). Most of them turned up in Cortinas. Don’t see them around anymore. Probably banned for being too white and too male.

      • I can’t imagine the English chapter of Hell’s Angels.

        Budgies of Purgatory?

  9. So you have to watch how you use the stick when they bend over the table…so what? Let them in.

    I’m in the process of drawing up plans for my latest all inclusive business venture; Unkle Terry’s* Quick Fry Oven and Crematorium.**

    It will be all inclusive under our DIE policy…Diversity, Inclusion, Equity. It will serve men, women and trannies of all races, creeds and colors.

    I hope to franchise it and take it nationwide and even overseas.

    *I’m happy to pay a royalty for the use of the name.
    **We intend to provide both fry in and drive through service.

  10. Women are mental, something to do with the moon, is what I was told.
    One minute everything is perfect and then a change of mind later when all the hard work in preparation has been done.
    You see, educating women was a big mistake.
    They’re sense of entitlement being a women gets in the way, no matter how thick their suggestion they stick by it, knowing full well that a man just wants an easy life.
    Not all women of course but when you meet a cunt, you will know it later, rather than sooner so you are committed and find it hard to drop everything and fuck off

    • Sure you haven’t gotten them confused with werewolves Mecuntry?

      • That’s what the song “Wolf Moon” by Type O Negative is about, MNC.
        Some dirty bugger going down on a bird whilst she’s got the painters in…👅

  11. Great nom.

    I’m waiting for that magic moment when I’m in the gent’s somewhere and find myself next to a tranny with a beard and no tits who’s trying to piss standing up.

    Afternoon all.

  12. The Government and King Jug Ears should make Islam the official religion of the UK.
    Women know their place in Islam.

  13. I see some of the lads on here having a laugh about the ladies, but often fond of giving them a good hiding from time to time. Things haven’t changed from years back, when the ladies use to go into pubs collecting for battered wives. Did have a laugh though when one of our gang used to get a good hiding from his wife and we all joked that some of the money should be going to our friend alone. The women also had to laugh. Still too many misogynists around for my liking. So, here’s a philogynist putting a hand up for the minority.

  14. Our right-on council is quite happy giving out special women only sessions at the swimming baths. But obviously they don’t do a men only session where you could swim without breathing in a cheap perfume slick!

  15. Gentlemen’s clubs will make a comeback in the future. They will be like of old: Georgian buildings, newspapers, gin or cognac, waiters properly attired. There won’t be any women allowed unless it for a strip night special held in the basement. They will be modelled on the ones in Raffles’s Singapore or when India was under proper control. Tomfoolery will be tolerated in a Bertie Wooster-type way. There will be an entrance exam to join to prevent riff-raff, and a strict No blacks, No Irish policy. If a woman is suspected to have conned her way in, a genitals test will be peremptorily administered by the manager in the foyer.

  16. I tried watching a bit of that wiminz ‘Ashes’ (yeah right).

    They went for lunch within a minute of me putting it on. The Sky tarts spent the entire lunch break whining about recognition for wimunz cricket and a lack of non white bints playing the sport.

    I thought, fuck me what are you moaning about? They’re letting you use Trent Bridge, I’m sure at a great financial loss as the place was about a quarter full at best (proper Ashes always sold out.) Got the expensive DRS (like VAR for footy) set up. Costs a bomb I believe. Full test covered on Sky. All wiminz panel but they do let a few males join the commentary team.

    The players are getting paid quite well, all stolen from money generated by men’s cricket.

    I might’ve watched it had they used the break to talk tactics and fill me in on what I’d missed, instead of an equality and diversity lecture for 35 minutes.

    Switched it off, they had their chance and fucked it.

    Get to fuck

    • Whilst I was earlier defending the ladies in everyday domestic life, I’m in complete agreement with you where sport is concerned. I just don’t watch them. They are up their own backside with the cricket. The ball is smaller, the boundaries are brought in closer and they’re not capable of swinging the ball without pace they cannot muster. I wasn’t surprised when you told me they complained about not being classed as equals. They will carry on shooting themselves in the foot.

    • “…the entire lunch break whining about recognition for wimunz cricket and a lack of non white bints playing the sport….”

      Cought about 15 mins of it on wireless 4 and they spaffed incredible amounts of commentary time whittering on about how one of the England team changes her hairdo four times during the day’s play???

      pile of bollocks, had to use the ‘OFF’ hammer.

  17. My old local was a fantastic place. A good old fashioned boozer that catered for men and women alike.

    The bar side was generally considered to be male territory, whilst the best side was deemed a suitable place for ladies.

    Now, ladies weren’t banned from the bar side but it was generally frowned upon, with the exception of biker sluts, who were deemed ok.

    This system worked quite well, with the occasional hiccup.

    On one occasion, a gentleman brought his lady friend in and they were stood at the bar having a drink. Also at the bar was a chap who was in my class at school, quite an amiable and friendly sort. He worked down the local pit.
    Well, this up her own arse blonde bint starts telling her fella that the horrid pit man was eyeing her up, ( not true ). He tries to placate her but she won’t let it go and goads him into a confrontation he doesn’t want. The end result is he gets a fucking good hiding.

    Women love to see blokes fighting over them. They are a fucking nuisance, especially when alcohol is involved. The only reason for a woman to be in a Public Bar is to serve fucking drinks and Big D peanuts…
    http://manganmaneh.blogspot.com/2011/07/sex-sells-26-big-d-nuts.html

    The lovely old boozer has gone.

    Only memories remain.

    Good evening.

  18. In the classic film ‘How to Murder your Wife’ the gorgeous Italian blond sneaks into Jack Lennon’s Men’s Club. And causes mayhem by doing so.
    ‘Lia’ Thomas by pretending to be a woman sneaks into the ladies swimming team lockeroom waves his willy about then leaves.
    The gorgeous blond just does it once.
    ‘Lia’ does it aga and again and swims in their races beating them by miles.

  20. I agree with this cunting. I’m all for equality but not for (any) peoples being given special passes just because they’re not white anglo-saxon men.

    Anyone wishing to gain entry to someone else’s space (oo-er) should be allowed in on merit or invitation, not because it’s demanded or someone feels they’re ‘entitled’.

    Same goes for society at large.

    Cuntflaps

  21. There are even women farriers now, guaranteed they won’t last a full career at it, and you would not want a hand job off one, callouses so big they could have an opera career (Maria).

  23. I’ve just watched Elton John waddle on. Fuck me I didn’t think he’d make it to the piano.

      • what is it with this generation? When we were going to festivals it was to the LATEST group. And it was all Avant guard. A new ‘sound’ or a new ‘voice,’
        There was Genisis and Yes….and Queen later.
        This generation is rocking up for Elton John. But he’s as old as the hills.
        It would be like (if we could turn the clock back) us turning up at Reading or Glastonbury to watch George Formby or Flanagan and Allen.

      • He sounds fucking horrendous

        Queens of the Stone Age are on the other stage.

        Evening Miles

      • If it was any more middle class Miles it would be sponsored by John Lewis or Waitrose.

        I see Holly Willoboobs was there living it up. Soon got over being lied to by someone she’s really worried about.

        Hopefully she’ll be getting ploughed firmly in the hayshed by some 1/2 pissed weekend hippy festival goer who is white with dreadlocks who wears hemp clothing, rides a unicycle and lives in a tent in the woods.

      • You could be their leader Thomas.😃

        All these young nubile middle class well bred fillies.
        You could introduce them to ‘shrooms and expand their horizons….and probably expand something else knowing you 🍩

        You could reinvent yourself as a cult leader.😃

      • Don’t like Holly Harold. She’s into ‘the stars’. All the problems of ‘recent weeks’ to do with misalignment if the stars.

      • Evening Herman,

        I can’t help reflecting every year it comes round the real significance of Glastonbury.
        A very spiritual place for England.
        What with Glastonbury Tor with the wonderful St Michael’s Tower atop of it. The legend of Joseph of Arimathea bringing the Holy Grail there. The ‘miracle’ if the Glastonbury Thorn which flowers at an odd time of the year.
        And ‘Avalon’ is is supposed round Glastonbury.
        So where King Arthur will return to save England.

        Now reduced to the spectacle of ‘Glasto’.

  24. My favourite pub was the Manchester Arms.
    Rockers pub.

    Best jukebox I’ve ever heard.
    Shite beer but great repartee and banter.

    You could score weed
    Buy stolen meat
    Listen to a fledgling band sometimes.

    You came in looking for trouble you could have a big a portion as you liked.

    If you was a regular you could have a tab,
    Settle up at the end of the week.

    Think my lad was conceived on the M.A pool table.

    It had a sign “star wars bar” on the big room.
    There was a snug for slightly more urbane customers.

    The actress Johanna whalley kilmer used to drink in there.

    I loved that pub.
    I knew everyone
    And everyone knew me.

    Forgot my point now?

    • Yes – Jo Whalley. Did it for me back in the day. Salford lass apparently.

      • Think she was born in Salford, but grew up and went to school in Stockport.

        She was a punk rocker,
        Fit looking 💪
        Next thing she’s a big star in Hollyweird.

        Wish her nothing but good fortune,
        Wonder if she misses her young days in the M.A with everyone bladdered and singing along to the jukebox?

      • I remember Joanne’s first TV appearance. Coronation Street 1976, as a customer in Elsie Tanner’s boutique.

        Joanne unfortunately married that colossal cunt Val Kilmer. A major Hollywood bellend.

  25. Men only spaces?

    There used be a nightclub in the middle of fucking nowhere called Thursdays, just outside Chichester.

    A bus used to take people from the town centre out to this ‘barn’ and outbuildings.

    If you wanted a sausage fest full of drunk frustrated lads bring watched by obese doormen, Thursdays was a good place to go.

    I think you’d get up to a dozen women in there on a Saturday night, and about eighty to one-hundred blokes, all of who had been on the lash for five hours. The place reeked of chips, cigarette smoke and stale sweat.

    You’d have more chance of seeing tits and fanny on a building site by complete accident.

  28. Graeme Souness has left Sky Sports, because he cannot stand working alongside daft wimmin pundits who talk endless blabbering crap, any more.

    After his ‘man’s game’ comment and that bitch Carney chimping out over it, Sky did not back Graeme and probably told the Liverpool great that he needed ‘educating’.

    Glad to say he told them to fuck off. Cunts like Roy Keane, Gary Neville and Jamie Carragher and Micha the Clown may like being pussywhipped woke arselickers, but not Souey.

    • The only downside was when he apologised about the “man’s game” comment. He should have told them to shut up as it is a man’s game.

      Good on him for swimming the English Channel and for Ferguson for dishing out a shedload.

      Footy pundits are box-ticking shit now. Absolutely awful.

    • Same with Matt le Tissier. Sky have gone ‘full bitch’ since being bought by Comcast from the King of the Bogans.

  29. masturbatorium. Should be the word of 2023.
    I’m contacting the Oxford dictionary to see its included..

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