Self serving politicians

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For those seeking examples of politicians who are only in it for what they can get out of it, look no further than the Rt Hon Nadine Dorries MP.

Having resigned ‘with immediate effect’ in anticipation of a peerage, she’s actually done nothing of the sort since discovering her dreams were scuppered by Wishi Washi.

Now she’s demanding to know why before she decides to resign or not.
Being gifted an undeserved peerage is one thing. Actively manoeuvring for one is quite another and not a good look.
You’d think someone who, as she claims, grew up in poverty and worked as a nurse, she’d be a little more circumspect.

Fuck her constituents, Nadine wants her retirement back.
Having said that, this is a scouser we’re talking about.
Lady Dorries of Bindippershire anyone?
No thanks love.

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Nominated by Field Marshal Cuntgomery.

62 thoughts on “Self serving politicians”

    • ….on a lighter note. I wish that was my cock going into her mouth in the nom pic (i’m sure that was the intention…eh admin?)

      Bet she’s a dirty fuck….nice pair of tits as well.

      As if I would think of such a thing tee hee C.A.

    • It isn’t because ‘self’ and ‘serving’ are not synonymous. Fuck me, I’m from Widnes so I’d have expected everybody in the country to know that.

      • Irrelevant. Politicians are well known to be self-serving people. So to call one self-serving is effectively saying a self-serving self-serving person, which is tautology.

      • Well I read it as Mogg pointing out that the very concept or even mention of the word “politician” encodes their motives for becoming one which is first and foremost to enrich themselves by securing a place at the trough. This is why he said it was ‘tautological’ not that is was itself ‘a tautology’…. or something…

    • That’s not what you said. You are now exhibiting after the event verbal dexterity worthy of an, erm, politician.

  2. As the country falls to bits these cunts are pissing away even more money on bureaucratic blame games and infighting.

    The disconnect between these self serving pigs and the rest of us grows ever wider.

    Vote Cromwell.

    • Bigger fool anybody who fell for, went along with and propped up the lies.

      He’s profoundly sorry for any deaths caused by Convid. Bless him.

      When is he going to apologise for all the deaths of young people, heart attacks and the colossal increases in miscarriages amongst other injuries after the “cure” was rolled out??

      I won’t hold my breath.

      The hottest corner of hell is too cold for cunts such as this. He’s far from alone either.

      • “…The hottest corner of hell…. He’s far from alone either….”

        What’s that saying? “There’s only a stairway to Heaven but a highway to Hell, Old Nick’s run off his feet the poor cunt and he’s running out of capacity. I suppose that, now the paperwork’s been sent, I can reveal that…

        …after the final review of tenders I have been offered the supply, training and maintenance contract to install 40 of my fully patented “Eviscerator 6000” units to Beelzebub’s ‘8th Circle’ new build project. I’ve only seen the preliminary specs and drawings but this is state of the art stuff. The 6000 is my latest design with a vicious selection of carouselled CNC guided jacksie irons to choose from and get this… I’ve designed it to run off ground source heat pumps! because Hell is the only place in the known Universe where the fucking things work!!!!

        Speaking of which, at the first planning meeting Satan was bitching that he’s still desperate for a top notch heating engineer, someone who really knows his onions when it comes to inflicting temperature dependant torment. Terry, hope you don’t mind but I mentioned your name as a ‘first call’ so if you get a knock at the door and sulphurous fumes are seeping through the letter box… one thing though… he wants the contract signed in blood… he’s not fussy whose…

      • There’s only a stairway to Heaven but a highway to Hell, Old Nick’s run off his feet the poor cunt and he’s running out of capacity. I suppose that, now the paperwork’s been sent, I can reveal that…
        It’s ok CC we can send him across the Styx on a dinghy. Hell will have to take him, it’s his damned rights.

  4. I would quite like to engage in some copulation on my bed this afternoon with The Rt. Hon Nadine Dorries and I have absolutely no shame in admitting this to you all.

  5. The only ones who are ‘doing the right thing’ are those jumping ship onto whichever gravy train comes past.

    A weak government with a substandard fucking woke Parliament, the sad news is that it’s going to get worse, 2024 with a Woke government and ultra Woke Parliament

  6. Our state Premier Mark McGowan recently resigned claiming he was burnt out after 7 years with a full pension and lifetime travel perks, triggering a by election in his former seat of Rockingham. I’d bet soon he’ll be appointed an Ambassador, special trade envoy to a major trading partner or become a company director in a mining or agricultural company. The last Labor Premier Alan Carpenter did the same and quickly became CEO of Wesfarmers. My point is this grasping cunt should at least pay for the by election out of his pension and compensate constituents of Rockingham compelled by law to waste their Saturday voting for another cunt, since like his predecessor he’ll be making plenty of coin with perks in his forthcoming post.

    • Afternoon, Cunters.

      Trusting you’re all having a good week so far.

      Serious question now for the ISAC UK wing -how many of you will be voting Reform UK in the next General Election, and how much of a difference do you think it would make?

      Given that the Cuntservatives are now so far removed from the party I used to vote for and identify politically with, I’m torn between spoiling my ballot, swallowing the frog and voting Labour, or doing something l’d never have considered doing previously by voting Reform UK.

      The outcome of the next GE will determine whether the family and I stay in this once-green and pleasant land.

      • I’d love to vote Reform, but unless PR becomes the norm I fear we are wasting our time, they just dont stand a chance in hell of winning or making a damaging dent. The current system will always favour the 2 main troughing parties with the other bunch waiting to form a coalition. I think it will be another spoilt ballot paper for me.

      • Myself I will never vote for none of the shit gibbons.All out for themselves.Puppets of the WEF.Our country is sadly down the 🚽.I despair.Come back Guy Fawkes.

      • “…I’d love to vote Reform, but unless PR becomes the norm I fear we are wasting our time…”

        It’s a tricky one but Reform UK’s immigration and border control policy will not halt, (and it certainly won’t reverse) the demographic dilution and eventual eradication of indigenous white British. They are civic nationalists as were UKIP therefore a vote for them is ultimately wasted. It will not save you/us. but… it may provide a psychological ‘stepping stone’ by which the electorate rediscover their potential to resist their planned democide.

        https://assets.nationbuilder.com/reformuk/pages/19/attachments/original/1671551989/Reform-is-Essential-Dec2022.pdf

  8. Should be reducing the number in the house of Lords, the grasping useless cunts..

    Tell them it’s apple crumble and custard today then gas the fuckers like badgers.

  9. What tickles me is the way the seem to think that we believe a single word they say or that they’re working for a better society for us.

    • Absolutely Moggie. You wouldn’t believe any one of them if they were to tell you that the sun rises in the east.

  10. I find this cunt some what alluring! am I losing the plot? age and eyesight ?

  12. Another blood sucking tick on the ball sack of the Uk population have to fund these useless cunts, who in my opinion for what they do are payed a hundred times to much as it is.
    This old slag will obviously be needing and more that willing to play the pink oboe if she thinks it will make her more free money or get her face that looks like a welders bench on the telly more.
    These cunts with one hand on their crotch and the other on their wallets make me sick, bring back Guy Fawkes…..

  14. A fucking grasping slag, who should be rounded up by the New Model Army, along with all the other parasitic parliamentary leeches, locked in the Palace of Westminster and put to the torch.
    What a jolly hullabaloo.
    Good afternoon.

  16. I’d love to continue saying hello to her lower lips, after a long snog of the upper region.

  17. I fucking despise this Scouse via Runcorn and now bogus Middle England old bag. MPs are supposed to represent others, this cow has never done anything in her life that didn’t have self furtherance as it’s principal aim. Even now she’s making a fuss over resigning solely to draw attention to herself in the hope that she gets some sort of preferential treatment to convince her to resign formally. I’d just ignore the inconsequential, foul mouthed, daughter-salarying, plastic faced, toadying to Boorish Johnson for a seat in the Lords old lush. Attention seekers can resist anything apart from being ignored.

  19. She’s a washed up old hag, whose arse has been overused while on her many pursuits to better herself in Government.

    However, dhisi Rishi prefers the curry coloured people as his close confidants so the Bengal Club is closed to her, so she will just have have to watch the cricket as that is as near to anything associated with Lord that she will get to.

    Perhaps she should creep over to Labour, seduce the magical Kweer and turn him straight, make a man out of him.

    • She might as well, the grasping old slut.
      I reckon the Tories are finished for the foreseeable future. Not only have they betrayed every cunt who voted for them, they imported millions of scrounging immos who will naturally give their votes to Labour. Talk about fuck yourself up the arse. You couldn’t do a better job of digging your own grave.

  20. There’s a nice little film on YouTube.
    It’s called…..”Are you a complete sc*mbag? Become a politician.”
    Highly recommended.

  21. In response to some remarks made earlier in this nom, I’m not sure what she’s putting in her mouth…but I wish it was hemlock.

    • Hemlock?

      Are you talking about the penis belonging to one Jonathan Hemlock from the cracking 70s film “The Eiger Sanction” General?

      • No. I’m referring to the hemlock of Socrates lore.

        He was found guilty of; “…corrupting the youthful minds and for not believing in the Gods of the State.”

        He was sentenced to death and poisoned himself with hemlock.

        Seems fitting for this dumb cunt, the Rt Despicable Nadine Dorries.

        At least the first part about corrupting youthful minds…such as they are.

  22. I see the “wee gimp” is back again. 😉
    Pity he hasn’t fallen off the edge of it yet.

    • *Pity he hasn’t fallen off the edge of the flat earth yet*

      (pssst don’t tell him it really is flat)
      Ducking phone.😉

  24. Yes she’s a scouse bin dipper, yes she’s a grasping cunt.
    But, that won’t detract from the fact that I’d fuck her senseless. Up the arse and everything. Dicktoplasm everywhere.

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