Coming home from work this afternoon round the M25 ” yes it’s a cunt of a road normally”
Traffic really slow, its then I notice minimal traffic on the opposite carriageway. FUCKING RUBBERNECKERS.
25 minutes crawling along so braindead turds can gawp at damaged vehicles.
I don’t know what people are hoping to see. 9 times out of 10 it’s just a procession of pricks rear-ending each other.
A bit like after this morning ends. (I see what you did there. Well played – NA)
So to all rubberneckers if you want to witness a accident, look in the mirror you gormless cunt.
Nominated by : Barry zuckercunt
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7061665/Police-officer-invites-rubber-neckers-close-look-dead-bodies-caused-German-car-crash.html
Fucking vermin. This chap has the right idea. A fucking hero.
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It’s like them wildebeest when a lion grabs one.
Stood staring as one of them gets eviscerated.
Slack jawed.
Might see something that haunts you and you wish you never saw.
I try not to look really.
I saw a biker dead on a country road near Congleton once.
Must of just happened.
He was in a feotal position car that twatted him stuck in a hedgerow.
Why the fuck would you want to gawp at someone’s tragic mangling?!!
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Do you mean being a nosy parker ?
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I got excited. I thought the nom was “Rubber Knickers”.
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You will need the incontinent department on the groundfloor, Sir.
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I had forgotten about this nomination, did you find it down the back of the sofa when looking for the TV remote admin?
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With it being another annoying terminology from across the pond, people won’t have the foggiest idea what you are talking about.
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Stop, look and listen baby, that’s my philosophy
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I love annoying the sceptics.
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It should’ve read the septics.
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Just human nature, innit? Especially if you’ve been held up.
If I’ve been thoroughly inconvenienced by some twat who had an accident through their own incompetence, I always hope they’ve been injured badly enough that they’ll never be able to drive again.
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O/T, the latest woke shite..
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2023/06/24/winston-churchill-st-pauls-cathedral-imperialist/
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Their arrogance, stupidity and lack of empathy has no bounds. If you don’t like it here, fuck off. Saying that, just fuck off anyway you blithering imbeciles.
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This fucking boils my piss. Send these wokies on a guided tour of Auschwitz to see what Churchill and a generation of imperialists fought for and against. Ungrateful numpty cunts.
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I believe this is now illegal and earns you a massive fine and a few point on your licence.
Being a thick cunt and filming the scene while driving earns you double the points and an even bigger fine.
Although why anyone would want to film the fire brigade cutting bodies out of mangled wreckage to post on social media is still a mystery.
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Well that was a popular cunting, I won’t take it personally..😂😂
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I think it’s a good nom Baz👍
Voyeuristic gawping at a fatality is a bit low,
Human nature maybe,
But filming it’s disgusting behaviour.
Where the fuck is everyone anyway?
You’ve a long way to go to beat that submarine nom in posts!!
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Like Mis, I remember passing a very recent traffic fatality when quite young.
Of necessity, my father had to drive slowly, and warned us all not to look.
I’m ashamed to say, I did, and had nightmares for ages about the bloody, sheet covered figures on the roadside.
I think that people today have become desensitised to tragedies, such is the “benefit” of modern life, with news reporting being no-holds barred, a lot of so-called entertainment now the gorier the better.
When did we become so crass, so lacking in decency?
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Quite JP.
Although for all my moralising and holier than thou tripe,
I saw a sparrowhawk take down a starling outside our house and watched fascinated as it ate it alive.
I hate people like me.
What a fuckin hypocrite.
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Aye, but I’ve got to admit I probably would have watched that, too.
That’s nature in action. There’s nought natural about getting a sick kick out of a human tragedy.
It’s like these happy slapping cunts, those who film people being attacked instead of dialing the 9’s. That’s not entertainment, you brain dead mongs, it’s assault.
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I witnessed a cyclist face plant badly at speed when I was coming back from Aldi a few sundays back. I was driving about 10 yards behind her so pulled over to assist. She was knocked bandy and could barely speak, there was alot of blood both on her and the tarmac and she had a bump over her eye that just kept getting bigger. Whilst i was in attendance the traffic had slowed down and occupants were gawping at her like cunts. I was close to firing some fucks into them. It gave me a massive insight into what it must be like to get rubber necked by goulish cunts. Weird day that was. I was shaking like a shitting greyhound by the time I got in.
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