Oxford Cheese Company


The Oxford Cheese Company are cunts. These Cathedral City wannabes have gone and erased Cerne Abbas Man’s stonking great 35 foot toxic masculinity from their labels.

Could this be a clever metaphor for the nation’s emasculation by decades of feminism, trannyism, MeTooism etc? No, it’s much more mundane than that. One female customer (yes, one) complained. So instead of telling her go and sit on a Cerne Abbas length of her own, obviously the labels had to be changed.
What a bunch of weak-willed tossers.

The Sun

Nominated by Geordie Twatt.

71 thoughts on “Oxford Cheese Company

  1. What are you talking about geordie anyone with eyes can see that’s a women..

    • I think they have taken a sensible approach knowing that the complaint probably wouldn’t be the last from the wet woke proles creeping around supermarkets, desperately trying to find things to be outraged about.

      The cheeses sold in supermarkets are censored, whereas if you are a serious cheese fan and buy their cheese by mail order, you will still receive cheese with the uncensored wrapping, showing the giant’s tallywacker standing proud.

      Good on them.👍

  2. Boycott.

    Not that I eat that shite anyway. Overpriced, arty-farty stuff, for Toby and Annabelle to flaunt at their oh so middle class dinner parties.

    Dairylea triangles. That’s where it’s at, with a paket of salt and vinegar crisps.

  3. TBH one doesn’t dick cheese at all appealing. They’ve perhaps now lost a certain market share.

  4. Censoring history once again. If Mary Whitehouse was still here she would be having a field day. Not sure she would be too pleased with all the bummers and trannies waving their arses about, parading through the streets though.

    • We joke about it Fred, otherwise we’d cry, but it’s dead serious.

      In my lifetime, homosexuality has gone from being illegal, to being decriminalized, to being legal at 25, then 21, then 18, now sixteen, to now being illegal, literally a hate crime, to openly express disagreement with this perversion.

      The age of consent will be lowered again and again until there is a de facto legalisation of pædophilia, which, when one considers that it is already legal for filthy old men to bugger 16 year olds is pretty much what we’ve got already.

      We will go the way of Sodom.

      • It’s worse than that Termujin. Transvestism is now compulsory if a person wants to be accepted in society.

      • 2900,

        It’s mental. And it’s acceleration is frightening. My missus is all laissez faire about it, which boils my piss.

        She won’t be so happy when her grandson comes home in a dress and high heels. She definitely won’t be pleased with my reaction to that situation if, God forbid, it occurs.

        in 10 years time this generation are going to be controlling the country.

        Stop the world, I want to get off.

      • Worse than that Termujin.
        It’s only a matter of time before it’ll be mandatory for dark-keys and other assorted illegals to rape white pensioners and newborn babies whilst slitting their throats and shitting on the Union Jack.
        Mark my words.

      • …in 10 years time this generation are going to be controlling the country.

        Don’t worry, it’ll be the peacefuls controlling the country, they pretty much already do. Then homosexuality will be punishable by flying lessons from the Shard.

      • Indeed.
        And women will again know their place,
        Capital and corporal punishment will be reinstated,
        An end to wokery.
        We’ll never have had it so good!
        Always look on the bright side of life…
        Good morning.

    • Today’s version of Mary Whitehouse, Freddie, would be Mary Blackhouse, seeking to erase and censor white and straight people from television and literature.

    • Todays version of Mary Whitehouse Freddie would be Mary Blackhouse, seeking to censor straight and white people on TV.

      • Morning Wanksock.

        Indeed – I often feel the need to compose an endless piece of music in which the word “cunt” is constantly repeated.

      • I’m afraid the name Mary Blackhouse is not very inclusive.

        It excludes the brown, yellow, red and Markles who may reside in a tent, a mud hut, a grass shack, a lean-to or any other form of shelter that doesn’t fit the racist definition of a home. (Not to mention the homeless who might be offended by being excluded.)

        To fit DEI parameters I suggest Mary Coloredshelter.

      • Good suggestion General.

        One must always strive for maximum inclusivity.

        But your suggestion still excludes non-binary and trans people made homeless by heartless white straight people..

        How about Mary Colourednonbinarytransshelter.

      • Won’t anybody think of the Eskimoes?!!!

        I guess it’s progress to make your house out of ice, rather than cow shit.

      • Hey MMCM,

        You are quite correct. But we’re both overlooking the name Mary. Assigned at birth like her gender in order to confirm her role in society, it is clearly binary.

        We could change it to Marie as both the Frogs and Dagos use that in men’s names, but still I feel that’s not enough for people who come from places like Shitholia and Bumfuckistan.

        Pronouns like ze/zir/zirs are easy enough to use but the name Mary still implies a cis-gender identity bestowed by the patriarchy. I’m not sure how to address this issue.

        I also must correct myself for using the word people as it excludes all non-human forms of life.

        Termujin also makes a great point about excluding igloos. I’m glad he corrected me before I was cancelled.

  5. They should replace this historic and ancient image with two fa**ots sucking each other off. Would that make the wokies happy do you think? Of course it fucking wouldn’t. These cunts are mentally ill and fundamentally unhappy. They are constantly on the lookout for something to moan about, something that triggers their “anxieties” and draws attention to themselves. Oh look at me, poor little me….I’m so upset and offended. Just kill yourselves you cunts! No fucker gives a shit.

      • I would happily beat that cunt to raspberry compote with a sawn-down length of scaffold pole.

      • Women climb and stand on tip of the Todger it to help them get pregnant.
        That’s part of the Tradition.
        I heard.

  6. I am surprised the figure itself hasn’t been banned by the outrage team, obviously it is violence against women, big club to knock them out and big cock to ravage the wenches.

    Disgusting!!

    • Interestingly, the origins of this figure are shrouded in mystery. Many scholars think it’s a 17th century creation by a local Royalist landowner and is meant to parody Oliver Cromwell. Cromwell must have been quite a man.

      • There’s a few of these”chalk giants” MCMM
        There’s the : long man of Wilmington ‘
        But it predates the civil war,
        And there’s horses too.

      • I just Googled the Long Man of Wilmington but he’s missing a cock and a massive club.

        What a pussy.

      • He has 2 spears to compensate ?

        But yes he needs a big old nudger to cut a swathe as a fertility symbol.

      • He’s holding those spears in rather a limp-waisted effete way, don’t you think MNC?

        Definitely a poofta.

  7. Would make a good label for artisan speciality knob cheese – if they left the penile length in.

    • Indeed Sam.
      Italian ‘formaggio del pene’ is similarly labelled, the image apparently being modelled on a certain Signore Berlusconi RIP.

  8. Keeper Starmer thinks Cerna Abbas is a woman. He can tell by the huge cock.

    Censoring this image is yet another example of the male patriarchy oppressing women and feminity.

  9. It’s not cheap to change your logo or labeling.

    To justify it and get their outlay back they will either need to sell more cheese or increase their prices.

    They haven’t thought this through.
    If they lose a percentage of their customers because of their ‘wokeness’ then it will seriously hit their profits.

    Good!
    I hope that the fuckers go skint.

    • It happened with what used to be called Cöön cheese here, named after the company founder Edward William Cöön. Now it’s Cheer cheese and it ain’t selling as well.

      • There have been a number of things over the years that I stopped buying because I could no longer find them. I wonder if they simply changed the name and I just didn’t know?

    • 3 days of mourning? Are they having a laugh? The ordinary populace of Greece will be having three days of partying!
      It’s nice to get a bit of good news now and again. Cheers me up a bit.
      I might get some of that Sainsbury’s champagne tonight.

    • I’m with you Geordie I like a length of cock with my cheese.

      Put the crackers back in the larder luv,

      Next they’ll ban other Blue cheeses

      Warrington goat worrier
      Stinky bellend
      And two fingers up Mary from Gloucester.

      These are part of British heritage.
      Now they’re making people wear safety gear for the cheese rolling event?!!!

      Because a few break their arms or legs,
      That’s the point!!
      Chase a giant cheese down a big hill,
      Break your arm then go home happily.

      Coming home with injuries ,grass stains on your knees and stinking of cheese?

      You feel like Tony Blair for a day.

    • Something else Barry that’s off topic
      The families of the slaughtered students murdered in Nottingham were giving a speech at the university’s they attended and everyone is crying over them as if they were killed in a car crash. There’s this collective blinkered insanity that no one is to blame for it , just because it was a b…k cunt . There refusal to blame or at least ask questions is fucking jaw dropping.
      Next they will light candles and chant , together we’re stronger FFS🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

      • Yes, even one of the poor bereaved parents was saying how we should not start blaming people of other colours and religions.

        I agree. Those poor people were murdered by the Home Office. That’s whom we should blame.

      • I want to see one of these poor fckrs lose their shit and start raging. Sick of this ‘don’t look back in anger’ shite

  10. He will be dragged from his hill side and thrown into lyme bay. Fucking moronic cunts, grow up, even my dear old gran used to say “that would make yer eyes water”.

  11. Very little concern shown for similar artefacts in the Horn of Africa, maybe the poor bastards have to spend more time surviving than worrying about prehistoric symbolism. This country’s fall from grace almost as rapid as the passing of the human rights act. Remember subjects “the needs of the few outweigh the needs of the many”

  12. I ordered some pukka cheese from Athens for a Greek night that me and the wife were hosting.
    I needed it here on the Saturday, they assured me it would be here on the Thursday, two days before, although it didn’t arrive until the following Monday.
    Was pissed off at the time, but as they say, Feta late than never….

  13. ‘An outrageous display of misogyny by the Cerne Abbas beast. Toxic masculinity at its worst. I’m utterly appalled, and have issued a trigger warning to all my students to retreat to a safe space immediately’.

    Miranda Airey-Armpitt
    Professor of Gender Studies
    University of Brighton

  14. If I were the social media manager of Oxford Cheese, i’d reply ‘Sounds like you need one to loosen you up a bit, you sad old trout’.

    • My reply would be a far more succinct “fuck off”. You don’t like it? Well, don’t fucking buy it or look at it. It’s about time companies remembered just who buys the shit they sell.

  15. When visiting Cerne Abbas in the 90s, the local pubs gents toilets had a Durex condom machine, with a picture of the Cerne Abbas Giant wearing one. My lady friend was highly amused when telling her in the bar.

  16. Meanwhile I note that an engineering graduate from West Africa has been charged with the Nottingham murders. Surprise surprise! The MSM kept the lid on that one for as long as possible. If it had been a honky, the World would have stopped turning, innit.

  17. The Oxford Cheese Company should’ve sent the cantankerous old busybody a scratch card picture of the Cerne Giant in all its glory, with the strongest smelling cheese to date.

  18. What would normally have been done, was the cheese company to send a stiff reply saying they’ve taken her concern seriously, but didn’t want to upset the rest of the whole wide world.

  19. Soft as shit management, terrified of the “woke”, are to blame. There’s no actual law, just yet as far as I’m aware, forcing companies to adopt work principles. Ok you might say, what about the backlash when the red tops pick up on the story of the nasty cheese company ignoring a complaint about their phallus logo? Good stuff I’d say, in fact I’d probably employ someone full time to complain about me being “non-woke” – imagine the sales increase from all the ordinary people out there becoming aware of my product through the furore caused by my company being non-PC. Free advertising in effect – why is no enlightened company not doing this already?

    I’d go further – if I was running a car manufacturer I’d tell European governments where to stick their electric car mandate. I’d simply pull out of Europe and sell good, old fashioned, diesels and petrols in Eastern markets. No emissions regulations there? Great – I’d pull all the Euro mandated emissions gear off the cars and make them cheaper for punters. Stick that up your Net Zero you utter cunts!

  20. Looking at the picture, could this be the person who Inspector Callahan is describing to the Mayor in ‘Dirty Harry’?

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