Obese fat fuck diabetic American and Brits

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Oh Jesus. Right, fuck everything else, the main problem in America and Britain these days is obesity and diabetes. 42% of Americans are obese fat fucks. That’s the scientific term. And Britain is getting as bad.

It’s the sugar in foods, yes, but also the seed oils, aka. “vegetable” oils which are just highly refined, processed axel grease, aka. palm oil, rapeseed (raping you), sunflower oil, aka. the polyunsaturated fats. You might as well drink glue. Your body can’t process these oils. They contain something known as Omega-6 and it fucks you up and it is in more and more foods these days. Even olives from ASDA are now in rapeseed oil, not olive oil. Olive oil is a monosaturate, so it’s not as bad as seed oils, but it is still not good for you. When used in cooking, whether at home or in a cafe/restaurtant, these seed oils are even more dangerous to your body.

It’s sad to see America becoming a landscape of obese fat fucks who can’t walk, breathe or think properly. When you’re body is inflamed, you get depressed. But visually being an obese fat fuck makes you depressed, but you can take toxic pharmaceuticals to nulify that.

You see more and more obese fat fucks in Britain now, especially women. They must eat like motherfuckers, or Americans. We in Britain have imported too much of the American lifestyle, especially the diet. We used to mock the Americans for being obese fat fucks, but now we can’t because too many of us, the superior British race are now obese fat fucks with diabetes, heart disease and can’t fit on airplanes.

We all hate the nanny state, but let’s face it, it’s time that the government stepped in and ended the obese fat fuck epidemic in Britain. Rishi Sunak is the man for the job now – Boris wasn’t, as he was and still is, an obese fat fuck, Sunak is a scrawny Indian cunt, cow-dodger Hindu cunt.

Let’s eradicate the concept of “obese” by 2040. I already have the backing of Otis. The elevator company. Bud Light is sponsoring my crusade, too.

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52 thoughts on “Obese fat fuck diabetic American and Brits”

  1. “Bud Light is sponsoring my crusade, too”.

    You are Dylan Mulvaney and I claim £5.00.

  2. When I was a kid, we all knew that Germany had the fastest cunts in Europe. Now, Britain is the fattest nation in Europe. Look at the scowling heifers shuffling out the exit of burger shit-holes or the profane, michelin women exiting. Nando’s abattoir. Even the ones in spack chariots are sweating like rapîsts. Whether they’re Yank or British, they give me diabetes just looking at these fresians.

  3. We need more gubbimint nannying in this country like a goldfish needs a Ford Capri.

    This is all down to people taking personal responsibility for their own health and wellbeing, something that successive gubbimints have sought to intervene in.

    • It’s down to the food corporations putting refined cane sugar and other bad sugars in foods. And putting seed oils like rapeseed (RAPE!) oil, palm oil, sunflower oil, canola oil, etc. into an increasing range of foods. It started in America and now here in the UK it is on the increase. ASDA (owned by American shit-cunts Walmart) puts rapeseed in a tonne of their own brand foods now. Fucking OLIVES are now in rapeseed oil, not in olive oil. Huh? Mayonnaise is to be avoided now as the big brands (Heinz, Hellmann’s) they are 25% rapeseed now. Why?

      Bon appetite, belly rumblers.

  4. I couldn’t give a fuck if someone is obese.
    Not my business.

    The government should learn by my exemplary behaviour and stop micro managing the small stuff,
    And keep its fuckin nose out.

    I’ve always liked fatties.
    Think it was Oliver Hardy swayed me.

    Jolly, round faced, friendly,
    Accident prone,
    Self hating,
    Natural comedians and figures of fun.

    I once saw a big fat bloke fall over in Stockport town centre,
    Flailing about on his back like a turtle!
    I was roaring with laughter!
    Tears rolling down my cheeks.
    I must of been there half a hour.
    Turns out he was having a heart attack and died before reaching a hospital,
    But I didn’t know that at the time.

    • Did you manage to nab his wallet, MNC?
      Only to find nowt but a Greggs loyalty card in there.

    • Only thing is MNC your taxes and my taxes go to fund these lot.
      Funding their treatment for whatever ailment they have which is completely self inflicted through a lack of willpower and personal responsibility – gastric bands, mobility scooters, surgeries etc.

      Sorry but someone’s lack of responsibility in looking after themselves properly or their inability no to eat anything unless it comes from Greggs or McDonalds and is deep fried or covered in corn syrup isn’t my fucking problem. Except I seem to be one of the people subsidising them through taxation, etc.

      If I expected fatties to fund my gym membership and subsidise me for new pairs of trainers or a garmin watch, no doubt they’d moan like anything, but it’s ok for me to have to fund their fucking lifestyle isn’t it??!!!

      • Obese people are like heroin addicts. They know they put toxic shit in their bodies and cause the NHS stress and wasted money, but they don’t care, they “love their grub” and will attack you if you call them a shambles.

  5. Has any cunter ever tried fasting?
    I fast for at least 40 hours a month (all at once), just drink water.
    Supposedly it clears out senescent cells (cells that should’ve died naturally but didn’t, which is, supposedly, where cancer initiates from and then the fledgling cancerous growth is fed by our modern sugary diets).
    I’d recommend any fatty give it a try, I’ve been doing it for years now and even at the moderate age of 51, I don’t have a single health problem (apart from a pernicious a depraved imagination).

    • Fast fuck No Thomas
      Sounds like something a champagne 🍾 socialist would brag about at a gathering

      • Someone at my place of work started doing, not fasting, but only eating once a day, a large meal but consumed within a 2 hr window and she stopped her type-2 diabetes over the course of a couple of months.
        All to do with stopping digestive inflammation, I believe.

    • Morning Thomas.

      I do the occasional fast.

      Usually around 24 to 30 hours is as far as I’ve gone though.

    • Just finished my first 5 dayer.Incredible results across the board.’Pottengers Human’ has a terrific youtube channel and he’s not above responding to the odd comments.

      I first encountered him on Dr John Campbells channel and his ‘read-more’ link is awesome with the science breakdowns of prolonged fasts.Complete immunity resets after 72 hours,massive stem-cell activity from 72 hours plus etc,etc.Aiming for a fortnighter as a one off.

  6. Totally agree – seed oils are only fit for mechanical lubrication – the extraction methods are horrific and degrade them. But natural seeds are OK.
    I’d add: eat organic wherever possible, as pesticide traces exacerbate the toxic effects of these poisonous oils.

  7. I find fat people both utterly contemptible yet highly amusing.

    Haven’t seen your crown jewels for ten years?

    Not to worry,have another cake.

    Fucking brilliant!

    • Of course,my amusement rapidly wears off if ever I find myself trapped in an enclosed space with one of the inevitably smelly cunts,such as on an aircraft.

      The disgusting cunts should be banned from public transport.

      Or shot.

  8. It’s fucking easy to sort this.

    Just deny fat cunts blood pressure medicine and artificially life prolonging drugs .

    We always go on about how as a species we live longer than the previous generations.

    Let’s see how long these fat fucks last without all of that stuff .

    Plus I’m saving the NHS money .

    I should be in charge really

    • Oddly life expectancy is falling in the UK. Would that have anything to do with, seed oils, processing food and a plethora of bad choices? Naaaah let’s keep plugging just eat. What could possibly go wrong? It almost seems like they want a nation of, fat,Ill, lazy, government dependant cunts.

      • “Naaaah let’s keep plugging just eat. What could possibly go wrong? It almost seems like they want a nation of, fat,Ill, lazy, government dependant cunts.”

        Oh surely not? how could you even think such a thing? That’s just Icke’ist tinfoilery… swivel-eyed conspiracism…

        …but yet it’s happening in real time…

  9. I wouldn’t worry about it. How many fat bastards do you see in Chinkyland, Ruskiland, P*kiland, Africuntland?
    Obesity is associated with wealthy and free societies …….those days are coming to an end. Your calorie intake will be strictly controlled and you will be walking and biking it everywhere. The only fat bastards will be those in power, like that roly poly fucker in North Korea.
    All for your own good obviously……..and to save the fucking Polar bears!

    • Plant of fat fatfucks in China these days. Particularly among the youth who sit around playing computer games 24/7 whilst feasting on western food like KFC and McDonalds. Xe is a fatfuck as well. So was Mao come to think of it, but that was due to his fondness for pork belly and chicken feet.

  11. Typical Daily Mirror headline:
    ‘I can’t afford to feed my kids’ says morbidly obese single mum of 4.

    Well sell them for medical research then, stupid bitch.

    • Are there still such things as chastity belts ? Or food banks should by law issue the pill to hippos on the spot, otherwise no grub.

      • One would think just the look of your average potbellied pig would be contraception enough. Doesn’t seem to be though, does it? Oinkers attract oinkers I suppose.

      • Food banks should restrict the amount they give out to fatties. Wait until they’ve used up their vast fat supplies that hang off every bone.

  12. Why do we still see potbellied picaninnies covered in flies, when Lenny Henry was supposed to have eaten them all, along with his then fat wife ?

  13. Poor people used to be thin
    Rich people used to be fat.

    Now it’s the other way around.

    I wonder why…?

    • Maybe too many fuckers sit on their arse all day on benefits and don’t do any fucking work ?

    • Good! Short arses make good soldiers……smaller targets you see? So let’s go to war! I’ll start with the Frenchies, they’ve been asking for a slap for a long time. Bunch of cunts.

  15. Appalling isn’t it. My missus friend has got herself to a size 18 and has convinced herself she looks amazing as part of this ‘body positivity’ shite.

    Love, your skin is covered in hives and you’re buying women’s anti chaffing boxers. Sort yourself out.

  18. Lard arse with trolly stacked high full of shit from Lidl and she beats you to the checkout, with your 3 items in hand so you have to witness the muck on the conveyor this one consumes weekly.
    Everything is processed from a manufacturing food plant and not even an apple or banana graces the counter.
    Tubs of all sorts of shit and dirt along with plastic sweets and biscuits.
    I enjoy there uncomfortableness, when i cast my disparaging eye at them sweating among the 50 wrinkled plastic carrier bags trying to fit all the shit in as the checkout girl ramps up the pace.

    “You see, you should have let me in ahead of you love, I only had a few apples and scallions to make my Potato salad when I got home”

    • Every week.

      These fuckers bemoans the price of the shit but its cheaper to buy fresh fruit and veg, meat/fish/poultry, some berries and nuts, eggs and then your tea etc.

      Thats the staple shop for me and we eat as much as we like without becoming lardarses. Cant really go wrong.

      Feeding kids frozen pizza at 400 calories a slice yet no nutritional value should be classed as child abuse

  19. Their favourite excuse is ” I’m big boned” never saw a skeleton dug up on time team by “fingers Phil” with him shouting Tone look at the bones on this they must of been a fat fuck.
    Also never seen a big boned or gland afflicted bugger come out of Belsen.

  20. In America, It could be the corn syrup, or that they love cheese with everything.

    They have to have their sides, and they might have a side salad, whereas we would have it on the plate with the meat and chips/potatoes.

    The trouble is they then get the salad and layer over with plastic American cheese, then some ‘sprinkles’s, stick in a Twinkie, add freeze-dried bacon and onion bits, some tater-tots, gravy that looks like bread sauce, a ‘biscuit’ that looks like a giant scone, then after than the spray-on cheese from a can, with a glop of cheez whizz to finish.. Before sitting down they gurgle to to their ‘server’, ‘can I get a refill on my *gasp* refill?’ while polishing off a quart of soda.

    • Ban or highly regulated cane sugar, high fructose corn syrup and all the other bad sugars and TOTALLY BAN seed oils. The human body doesn’t require this toxic shit and it causes a laundry list of illnesses, mainly OBESE FAT FUCKISM.

  22. I must admit,the past year since the baby has come along I’ve proper laid on some bark. I look in the mirror and am absolutely disgusted by what I see. I used to get home from work and get into some sort of gutsy work on my unfinished shithole house refurb and crack on til midnight in readiness for sprog. since he’s arrived I cant so much as change a light bulb without waking him up and pissing off my wife. I should be clipping the 85m hedge now but I’m drinking cheap wine and tapping at my phone like a teenage dullard. I got an extra 3 stone of premature death hanging off me and it’s a fucking disgrace. I’m not a vain man but I’ve lost my moral high ground over fatty boombattys . I am one. my only hope is cholera now.

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