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Cunts with more money than absolute sense.

A cunting for ‘look at what I can afford bragging rights’ to wankers with more money than sense.

I am of course referring here to those chinless idiots who thought paying a quarter of a million (maybe more) to dive several miles down to the seabed in little more than a cigar tube was a really good idea in return to show off to their mates.

Billionaires who do similar by paying vast sums to strap a rocket to their arse and go to the moon.

I give zero fucks for these people. Only people I feel sorry for are the people who are risking thier lives to find them and those they leave behind.

Selfish cunts.

The Blame Game.

While several multi billionaires are choking to death under the ocean, see links below.

Already, it’s not our fault, its yours!
No it isn’t, its yours.

Isn’t it fucking fabulous to see grown ups acting like toddlers.
It’s not just this, it’s grown people who somehow cannot say “well, I made a right cow of that, how can I put it right”

Sadly, it’s probably way to late for these tragic billionaires, several nations will morn.

Can I take my tongue out of my cheek now, Admin?

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Nominated by Chuff Chugger and Jeezum Priest.

236 thoughts on “more money than absolute sense”

  1. Bloody dark and cold down there,plus isn’t there a Subcontinental aboard so the curry farts have probably killed them all days ago,the daft cunts.

    How rich,stupid and bored do you have to be to prefer that watery grave to sunning yourself on a yacht whilst getting your plums sucked by a super model?

    Titanic Twats.

  3. Surprised Elon Cunt hasn’t offered up his sub from a few years ago but then he’s too busy calling out zuckercunt for a cage fight. They can all gtf.

    • I couldn’t image anything worse.
      Trapped in beantin with two Pakistanis.

      You’d want to die.

      • The smell would kill you, before the carbon dioxide had done it’s bit, I guess!

    • Trusting Elon to build a working submarine capable of withstanding 6500 psi and having some sort of rig to secure and retrieve the Titan is an impossible task.
      He first has to arrange a big jamboree to sell the concept to an audience of techno-thralls, in which he will announce a detailed but hopelessly optimistic development timeline.
      ‘When I say we’ll have people on Titan…’
      ‘retrieving THE Titan’
      …with robotic AI-integrated, Wi-Fi-enabled, pressure suits…
      in just.
      Three.
      Years…
      *mic drop*
      *Thralls hollering and swooning*
      *Techno thumping with laser show*
      ‘errrr?..’

      • The pressure bearing down on that submarine must be higher than the pressure in Cliff Richards bollock sack. That would be some jizz bolt if it ever happened .

  4. Ash Sakar seems pleased with the situation-

    ‘We get well-funded public services, they get saved from the consequences of their own hubris. What’s not to like?’

    • Ash Sarkar is just the Left’s answer to Katie Hopkins, and i’m seeing more ‘offensive’ jokes on here, that is to say what she tweeted is not really ‘grotesque’ as the media pretend.
      If anything this incident has highlighted a bit of hypocrisy amongst the usual suspects like GB news.
      ‘Freedom of speech is under attack!’
      How dare she joke about that!’

      Shut up you grifters.

  5. Wasn’t the brains behind this inadequate submersible on record as not wanting older white men involved on his seafaring projects?

    The fucking stupid cunt.

      • I saw this story too.

        When you’re on a plane or in a boat (including a submarine)…or if you’re having brain or heart surgery…would you want a well qualified, experienced professional…regardless of race…in charge?

        Or would you want some Gen Q, tree hugging, Markle calling the shots?

        They were doomed the moment they entered the ocean.

      • The whole story about this lot is going to get a lot murkier, the ageist shitwankery when it comes to the pilots is the least of it.

        There is allegedly a post online somewhere from someone who was on one of the thing’s trial dives who refused to go back down in it as he regarded it as being unsafe, mainly due to it’s ‘sink by wire’ design with no manual backup systems.

        Seemingly it was also implied that other people looked at it with a view to leasing it commercially before deciding that it was ‘sketchy as fuck’.

        From what I’ve read over the past day, I’d sooner trust submerging in a Narco sub than in anything this lot had a hand in making.

      • I’d have paid Hewiit and Megain to go down in that thing. One way ticket, of course….

    • It’s a bodge job.
      Bits of scaffolding,
      Sega mega drive joystick, screen from a Robin Reliant.

      Fuck that!!

      No way id get aboard that.
      Those rich cunts must be simpletons?

    • Yes he wanted young “inspiring” cunts not “50 year old white ex navy submariners.” The woke fuck.
      Obviously he wanted these inspiring cunts because they would be cheaper and they wouldn’t say ……..”only a fucking wanker would climb into that pile of shit.”

      • Yes Freddie – in the woke world of Oceangate, an inspirational transgender pink haired vegan Carpet kisser from the republic of Unicornistan with zero experience of controlling anything other than a lady shaver is a preferable Skipper for his vessels than a retired Royal Navy Submarine commander.

        Joe Biden and the Democrat Party would almost certainly approve.

      • Yes he wanted young “inspiring” cunts not “50 year old white ex navy submariners.”

        Christ help us Freddie, that mode of thought is nothing short of fucking perverse. When Chesley Sullenberger put a crippled A320 down flat on the Hudson he was a week short of his 58th birthday and he is as white as me. Of 150 passengers plus the crew there were NO fatalities and you could count the serious injuries on one hand. I doubt the passengers were miffed that they hadn’t had some inspiring young cunt in the left-hand seat.

      • “Only a fucking wanker would crawl into that bag of shit”, said Buddy Holly’s best mate.

    • Perhaps he based the pressure gauge readings on what feels ‘inspirational’ as well.

      • The Pressure gauge was made by Prestige for a pressure cooker. He bought the cooker and threw the pan away. All he wanted was the nozzle

      • An acquaintance of ours Treb actually blew up a pressure cooker. She had a Christmas pudding in it and didn’t realise that the weight was stuck on the nozzle. She had left it on the gas and we heard the explosion from another room. The scene in the kitchen was of the pressure cooker lid lying on the other side of the room and the Christmas pudding spread all over the ceiling. We almost pissed ourselves laughing.

  6. TITAN 2
    Enjoy the last adventure of a lifetime, a chance to search out the remains of Titan on the Atlantic floor. For the discerning billionaire, OceanTwatt’s Titan 2 offers the latest in septic tank technology, thrown together with lots of Gorilla tape in a shed somewhere in Newcastle. Price £250,000 (non-refundable).

    https://www.tanks-direct.co.uk/clearwater-2800-litre-shallow-dig-septic-tank/p5890?gclid=EAIaIQobChMIs6uyqYjX_wIVwuDtCh0UOwjkEAQYASABEgJvYvD_BwE

    • Branson should of been aboard.
      And zuckerborg.

      I’m all for billionaires going 3miles to the sea floor in a glorified wheelie bin.

    • They often referred to “breathable air”… The inevitable farts of doom must’ve been terminal..

    • I’m guessing Newcastle-upon-Tyne, but we must be clear that it isn’t Nc – under-Lyme. It could be a matter of life or death.
      It looks a fine piece of engineering, straight out of a Viz advert.

  7. I’m charging 25 grand for a flight aboard thr millenium Falcon if anyone wants to put down a deposit?

    To the untrained eye it looks a bit like a old removals van embellished with tinfoil and egg boxes,
    But it’s not!

    It did the kessel run in less than 12 parsecs.

    Also a droid will serve you cocktails aboard.
    Book now!

    • If it can do a red bull soap box run without the wheels falling off then count me in…

    • 25 grand is cheap. Obviously not got Cornish pasty co. pasties as the in flight meal?

    • If Princess Leia is there wearing her gold bikini offering her arse up I’m in! (literally)

    • Do you think Mis, they’d taken the idea from Wallace and Gromit for their moon landing ?

    • I’m sure that the parsec is a measure of distance not time Mis, but I seem to remember MMCM is our astrophysicist. Maybe he’ll enlighten us if he reads this.

      How’s the van looking?

      • Hello Arfur 👍

        Van looks the same
        Wallet looks anorexic.

        I’ve got some making up to do.
        I’m taking everything that comes my way in terms of work.

        Feel very sorry for myself.
        I’m a martyr.
        I really am 😁

      • Yeah it turns out that the Kessel run was a route that Han Solo made in less than 12 parsecs distance because he took a risky short cut.

        I watched Solo but
        still haven’t bothered with the Rise of Shitewalker or anything out of Disney’s arse since.

      • Bob@

        I do a great Chewbacca impersonation!
        Used to do it for the kids when they were little 😁

        Even the missus laughed!

      • Is Warwick Davis R2D2 and Jacob Rees Mogg C3PO?

        And is there a discount for IsAC cunters?

      • But of course.

        I’m hoping Chief Admin authorises a ISAC jolly boys outing.

        Hey !
        John Wayne was in star wars!
        No shit.
        A cameo part?
        Stormtrooper or summat?

        But it’s true.

  8. I’ve absolutely zero sympathy for these thrill seeking cunts.

    The CEO is woker than the BBC and didn’t want to hire white 50+ men who actually had relevant experience. No instead he wanted inspirational young people that didn’t know their arse from their elbow. Well now the cocky bragging corner cutting cunt is sat in his creation with time to reflect (assuming he and the other cunts havent been squirted out the porthole like tooth paste during a hull failure). I wonder if as he looks at his playstation controller whether stands by his employment policy?

    As for anybody being stupid enough to pay 250 large to risk their lives in this contraption, serves them right I say. Natural selection working right there.

  9. people laughing at this tragedy are despicable, heartless bastards. This is not the sort of thing to be kraken jokes about.

    • All my life I’ve applauded daredevils.

      Started as a kid cheering on Evel kneivel, hoping to see some gory outcome.

      Then Eddie kidd.

      I’d encourage other kids in Ill thought out acts of daring

      ” If anyone can do it you can”

      ” You’ll miss the iron railings”

      ” It’s only about 10ft”

      “The rocks will break your fall”

      And always happy to catch up with them in a wheelchair access pub.

      God bless the adventurous, the gullible and the daredevils!

      They risk life and limb for our entertainment.

    • The comments are fantastic. Didn’t realise there were so many cunters on Redditt

      • True….

        For me…this comment sums it all up pretty well:

        $250,000.00 per trip

        $250,000.00 Kursk re-enactment experience

  12. Saw that this is now costing British taxpayers money with the RAF sending help.

    On the basis that you can’t get to being a billionaire without being a cunt , I won’t lose too much sleep over this

    • RAF? What are they sending? A BAe hawk painted like fucking Stingray?

      ‘Anything can happen in the next 5 minutes…’

      ‘Sploosh’.

  15. Funniest thing I saw on this is the billionaires stepson copping flak for going to a Blink 182 concert wihilst this is still going on.

    Probably wanted a night out to think how he is going to get his hands on all the dough

    • I bet the little cunts loves My Chemical Romance, Green Day, Limp Bizkit and Motley Crue as well.

  16. It’s so simple……

    It’s weighted to sink to the bottom with a couple of Dyson motors to manoeuvre, when you want to come back to the surface just drop the weights, what can possibly go wrong….

    Obviously nothing because there seems to have been a zero risk assessment in place

    1 million for the trip and countless millions to scrape them off the bottom.

  17. This isn’t it’s first trip. What kind of brain dead moron keeps reusing an obviously amateurish vessel for extreme deep water diving?

    And as to the Darwin award winning twats who paid megabucks to dive in it, words fail me.

    Communication was lost less than two hours after the dive started. I reckon that was when the pile of shite imploded and turned them all to puree. It’ll never be found, it’s probably the thickness of a Garibaldi now.

    • Always look on the bright side eh JP?
      😆😆

      I’m glad you aren’t asking them yank navy blokes questions on the news!!

      • I’m the very epitome of professional politesse when on TV, I never go out of my way to make people squirm, or evade awkward questions.

  18. Perhaps hm government could buy a fleet of these as channel crossing sneaking in types of vehicles? Asking for a friend.

  19. The US coastguard has found a debris field which they believe is the Titan.
    So for those of you who were happy for a nineteen year old kid to die, it seems like you’ve got your wish….

    • No-one wanted anyone to die.

      I’d have been the first eating humble pie, if an Apollo13esque rescue had been pulled out of the hat.

      In fact, I’d have eaten the hat, too.

    • But let’s get this straight, JR, they weren’t rescuing earthquake survivors when an aftershock caused the building to collapse on them, we’re they?

    • If they were stupid enough to get into a Blue Peter made submarine and pay £250k for the privilege then who gives a fuck

      I’d imagine you’re on the wrong site if you are looking for sympathy for fuckwits.

    • #BeKind
      Facebook is ^that way if you’ve suddenly decided you now want to look like a ‘good guy’ to the wine mums, JR.
      You’re fooling nobody on here.

      • @Cunt of the litter.
        @Cuntamus Prime.

        So here we are, two newbies looking to form a clique to give me a hard time.
        Let me explain.
        I don’t care if the kid is a starnie.
        I don’t care if they are apparently simpletons, stupid, foolish.
        I’m no expert but the kit didn’t look up to the job but it looks like people are dead, which is a tragedy.
        I’m not trying to fool anyone.
        Let me know when you lose someone, so we can have a good laugh.
        I don’t know what wine mums is but you should definitely fuck off back to Mumsnet….
        No offence.

      • Posted my response on the wrong thread but I seem to recall that I’ve been on here about 3 years at least but if it helps you feel your narrative has more weight for pointing out the length of a poster’s time here, then it’s up to you.

        Even when you’re wrong .

      • ‘newbie’. Of course
        Laughing at the tragedy? Not me.
        Mumsnet? Still too edgy for you.
        No offence taken.
        Ive seen your ‘good guy’ act on social media a million times: wring your hands over offensive material and a bit of banter, to make yourself look a better person relative to others. Suddenly you’re above this filth, and accusing others of laughing at a boy’s death. Pure shite. What about the other 4 onboard? Are they not worthy of your exploitation?

        As I said before, you’re fooling nobody.

      • You’re obviously very confused.
        I’m not trying to portray some good guy act, I think the whole episode is tragic, that’s all, don’t get bent out of shape.
        I wouldn’t know about what you’ve seen on social media because the only site I use is ISAC, so I’ll bow down to your superior knowledge of other social media because I was always led to believe that it’s used by children and housewives.
        No offence.

      • Children and housewives?
        Good job on showing everyone how out of touch you are, not that I’ve used social media for five years myself. I just wouldnt make such a bizarre and baseless assumption.

        You seem to labour under the idea ive only seen your act on sites you don’t use, but it occurs on other sites not used by children and housewives. Somebody tries to take the moral high ground by strawmanning everybody who dares joke about something they find distasteful. It’s very transparent to me, even if you deny it yourself.
        As for the curious remark about letting the cunters know when somebody close to me dies for their entertainment, you’re not coming off very well there. Did you know those in the sub? I assume you didn’t as you only seem to show concern for the lad. Please correct me if i’m wrong.

        Also, well done on adopting the weakest Fast Show catchphrase as your parting shot. It makes you sound like one of your housewives after a bit too much boxed wine.
        As i’ve already said, none taken.

      • Let me explain again, it’s very simple.
        My point is, people have died and I consider the “tough shit, they shouldn’t have got on board” rhetoric, ridiculous.
        That’s all.
        Have a nice day….

      • I think that comment “dont get all bent out of shape” is in rather poor taste, considering the subject.
        Bent is probably a massive understatement too.

      • ISAC is Social Media. Let no one fool themselves into thinking it’s anything different.

        As for “newbies” – since when has the validity of any given opinion on here been based on the length of time a cunter has been posting?

      • The newbies comment was to wind someone up, which it did. childish I know. I don’t care if someone has been on here two years or two minutes it makes no difference.

        I am aware this is social media, but not in the facefuck/Twitter style.

      • As I said, this is a terrible event and some people’s fuck ’em attitude is inappropriate and sickening.

      • The trouble is cuntley, you decided to accuse others of laughing at the death of a lad to virtue signal, and continued to try and rile people when they called your tactics out by insinuating they were part of a clique, too recent to have a valid opinion
        (ive been posting here for 5 years) bringing up their loved ones; a tiresome cliché designed to bait your opponent into an emotive response, yet one that sacrifices the moral high ground you sought, and another tactic of the #BeKind bores i’ve seen all too often.

        You knew what you were doing by leaving the’ …’after your initial comment and now you’re backpedalling

        You couldve just said you were out, like MCMM.

        You haven’t fooled anybody, except yourself.

    • I whole heartedly agree with you but then again we are naturally moral

  21. There’s something wrong with people who have this morbid feeling to visit places of tragedy. Now these idiots are feeling what it was like a first hand. Now the teenage son can stop suffering from a sore arse.

    • Sammy, do you remember when that poor woman fell into a river and wasn’t found for days.
      Apparently, grief tourists went out of their way to drive to the place, wandering about in people’s gardens, peering through windows and even trying door handles.

      There was also some utter knobend who videod himself and pal digging random areas off woodland up.

      Fucking unbelievable!

  22. The poor cunts were doomed anyway. Even if they had got them up to the surface, the hatch has to be unbolted from the outside and no fucker could find the 10mm socket

  23. And Darwin chuckled.

    Someone will be in line for some chunky inheritances.

    The only depths I would plumb would be the cunts of the finest whores money could buy.💋💋💋

  24. I have a couple of friends who have been diving 50+ years and one of them has said he wouldn’t have gone in that boat for 250k let alone pay it.
    He also said there’s more chance being rescued in space than at that depth ( maybe )
    Either way he tells me nato and US rescue is only viable at 1000 m and they’re at 3800.
    I can’t think of many worse ways to shuffle off.

    • There’s so much we don’t know about our oceans. Dear, dear David tosses the occasional documentary out, every so often.

      But I feel he’s holding back. Probably about all those shares in deep-sea mining for precious metals he has options on, allegedly.

  25. I agree with the sentiment of some, that there is nothing funny about what has happened to these people and the poor cunts must be living out their worst nightmare but at the same time I’m finding it hard to be overly sympathetic to their cause.

    Surely you would need nothing greater than the intellectual capacity of a single cell amoeba to take one look at that tin can submersible and think “fuck getting in that and going on a visit to the Atlantic ocean sea floor.
    But obviously not it would appear.

    Easily led fools with far too much money.

    I will cut the young lad some slack to a degree although even at that age – I would like to think I’d have had the mental capacity to say “no thanks – not for me”

    Good nom.

  26. What will happen when all that minced curry spills down the funnel of the Titanic ? probably reanimate those poor bastards that died on that fateful night into hideous Pak.i Zombies.
    Oh wait , i want the credits when that movie comes out.

  27. On the upside.Governments will take a wedge on Capital Transfers, UK scores on 2 Suntan Death Duties and one Honkey. A Movie is in the offing and advance sales of the book are guaranteed.

    Funeral expenses nil, compressed cardboard corpses to be nibbled by fish.

    Debris field to salvaged so as not to upset Greta the creta.

  28. They’ve found debris I heard. Even Keith Richards wouldn’t survive those depths.

    I’d rather be trapped in a lift with Harvey Price and Charles Bronson than get in that fucking deathtrap.

    Billions and you risk your life to show off?

    Nobheads. They won’t be doing that again, will they?

  29. What’s the betting the brain dead rich simpletons in 6 months time, will have another excursion in a sub that even the WW1 Kriegsmarine would have fucked off, to go and see the Titanic AND the remains of this sub?

    • I’ll bet nought, Bob.

      Bound to happen, no end of Darwin award candidates out there.

      Next time, the company will probably adapt an MRI scanner, with a PS2. It’ll be a unique experience, only room for one, but 30 minutes training will be included in the special offer price of £1m. Just sign here.
      Snacks and beverages extra.

      • We should crowd fund for Linekunt to go.
        Risk assessment says that after the shitting on the pitch episode, he must be fitted with an anal plug and plastic pants. Harry Halfwit to go too, to provide some MF…
        As for the taste of these comments… Keep them coming. I remember jokes at school, such as What’s red and comes out of tubea; also what have the Herald of Free Enterprise and a condom got in common?
        When my mother carked, my mood was soothed greatly by Dame Edna’s dulcet tones in “The night we burnt my mother’s things”…
        They were just ghoulish rubberneckers on a day trip.

  30. This conversation was recorded in the dark depths of the ocean:

    “Fletcher! The solar powered engines have failed and the carbon offsets aren’t working! We’re sinking like a rock!”

    “Don’t worry Darcy. We’re made entirely of recycled, biodegradable material.”

    “Do we have enough power left to send a message?”

    “I think so.”

    “Tell Esme and Phoebe we won’t be able to make the protest.”

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