Logan Brown

 
is a cunt, isn’t it.

Glamour UK magazine has put a pregnant man on the front cover. It proves, scientifically, beyond all doubt, that men can have children.

That’s it then. It’s over. Case closed. You’re all fucking bigots.

Oh no, wait. Logan is a woman who made the transition to become a man by cutting off her tits and …saying she’s a man. She became pregnant by boyfriend Bailey when she stopped taking her testosterone tablets.

Now Logan Brown is “educating” people about men being able to become up the duff, which s is odd because…. they can’t, and this case proves it:

A man fucks woman, dropping his cock-snot into this munter’s fish tunnel, then the scrotum-sauce swimmers fertilise this wacko’s egg.

Who knew that ejaculating your Daddy’s Sauce into a minge could produce an ankle-biter? Well, Nature.

Glamour Magazine

Nominated by Captain Magnanimous.

147 thoughts on “Logan Brown

  1. Why’d you read Glamour UK Maggie?

    Anyway, Logan’s pregnant from a drop of Bailey’s cream.

    No scientific breakthrough.

    Logan’s a bird.
    Not a bloke.
    A rough lezzy looking bird.
    But still a bird.

    You’ll have to shave your nipples if breastfeeding Logan .

    I identify as a cat
    And Admin said your despicable if you question it and can find another website.

    • She looks like Vasquez from Aliens.
      Except that I’d rather shag Vasquez.
      Or an alien.
      Afternoon MNC.

      • Afternoon Thomas👍
        I’ll hold your jeans I don’t want second up.

        Pregnant nutters I’m ok with,
        But any sign of foreigness the budgie stays in the cage.

        Besides I don’t want a angry rap on the door off Bailey!!

        Lisping threats at me because I’ve back rattled his they/them.
        Hehehe

        Scratch his eyes out the whore.

      • I wonder if its Philip bailey?

        He was a easy lover,Before you know it you’ll be on your knees

      • It’s not Gary Bailey, I know that.
        Back in the 80s, Man United goalie Gaz was a bit of a fanny magnet. Page 3 birds, Miss UK, and all sorts of other crackling.

        That Easy Lover track. Phil’s drums are phenomenal on that.

      • I remember Gary Bailey. Wasn’t his nickname Dracula due to his fear of crosses?

        Decent shot stopper, nice lad but fook me…he didn’t half flap about at anything lofted into the box.

        As opposed to pulling apart flaps to get into the lass’s box.

      • (Vasquez doing tough chin-ups)

        Hey Vasquez have you ever been mistaken for a man?

        No, have you?
        🤣🤣

      • Give me the alien queen (the soggy end).
        i’d tickle her ovipositor over this circus attraction.

  2. Glamour are turds.

    They once put a fat bearded hairy bloke in a dress on their cover, and they thought that was progressive.

    Nah, it was just a fat hairy fuck in a frock.

  3. You can dress things up as much as you like, in the end you’re just another expectant silly tart.

    • Is it anything to do with a Loganberry being a cross between a raspberry and a blackberry by any chance ? The only truth is that you’re a lunatic.

    • If one of Leicester’s finest, Joseph Merrick, was around today, he would identify as an Elephant and have a much better time of things.

      • Merrick would be on the front of Vogue, have his own TV show, and would have some media whore celebrity slag hanging off his knob.

      • I’ve a lot of time for The Elephant Man. He got on with his disability, made it work for him and trousered a load of dosh in the process. Made it work for him, he did.

        These fat, blue-haired, unemployable, they/them scratters could learn a lot from John Merrick, rest his soul.

  4. “A residential children’s support worker”?????? Well there’s a fucking great red flag right there. At least this freak is having its own children instead of n*ncing other people’s. Doesn’t make it right though. As soon as the kid is born hang this fucking molester.

    • No doubt he/she/it will get a special telegram from our diversity loving King.

      What we need is another Bloody Mary to burn all these cunts and abominations.

  5. How’s the baby getting out through he’s winky?

    I reckon it’s just trapped gas..let it rip son..

  6. Has Logan had a touch of the tarbrush?
    Looks a bit like prince Naseem?

    And good grief, what the fucks that tattooed on your arm?!!

    A baby grand piano?
    An a gramophone?!

    Those Elton John’s tattoos Logan?

    Men don’t have shite like that tattooed on them.

    Your failing Lad class.

  7. Amazing, isn’t it?

    Attractive women are all but banned from magazine covers these days, and pin-ups are certainly banned (all that crap about sexism and objectifying). But sundry circus freaks and Trannie Frankensteins are seen as perfectly acceptable. Glamour? What’s glamourous about a freak with a big belly? A fortnight in the Ukraine is more appealing.

    • Yes, I got sick to death of Plastic-Bumley and Don French the Dibley bat. Just seeing Good Housekeeping made me droop.

      This thing is an abomination. I hope it explodes like Mr. Creosote.

  8. I have just clicked the link to his partner Bailey J Mills.

    A stunner!

    • Yeah a fucking drag queen! So you’ve got a bird who wants to be a bloke and a bloke who wants to be a bird starting a family? What could possibly go wrong?

  9. It just needs Phillip Schofield to pop up singing out “I’m free!” for baby sitting duties.

  10. “The vast majority of men don’t have a vagina”
    (Sir Keir Starmer, if and when he’s asked whether a man can have a vagina)

    • That laughable future leader of the country has a definite view on….

      Fuck all.

      Oven.

  11. Over the last couple of years i’ve picked up on the fact that i apparently need quite a bit of ‘re-educating’
    When do i go back to school?

    • I love it when millennial cunts and woke knobends tell me that I need ‘educating”. I then tell them I have 5 O Levels, 5 A Levels and a University degree. I then ask what they have got. Usually the answer is fuck all or a plastic diploma in something useless like media with a leg up from Grammarly.

      • Well done for bursting their balloon Norman.

        By the way, do you know if they still have tracing paper bog roll, i’m not going back if they do!

      • MMU (Manchester Metropolitan University) still has it, Polite Cunt.

        I still have nightmares about my primary school bog roll. Paper towels like sandpaper and red carbolic soap.

      • iIts always the thick ones who say that, just after they’ve made a terrible factual error.

        I need to educate myself do I, genius,?
        Go on then, just tell me how WW2 ended?
        With a fucking big bomb.

        To a fuck-ugly bird who said weapons don’t end wars.

    • I do like a Stuka.

      How many potential Stuka victims have paddled over from France this year so far?

      Is it ten thousand?

  12. if you have ovaries you’re female.
    if you have testes you’re male.

    The end.

  13. This is how to deal with these nutters;
    Can a woman have a penis?
    Why leave it at that, why not have two…
    Don’t be ridiculous!
    Well you started it…

  14. My poor old mum never had a winky.

    Couldn’t afford one.

    I was teased at school for it.

  15. If ‘he’ is a real trans man he will have a made up penis won’t s/he?

    That will distract the obstetrician when it comes to the birth surely.

    It will be boppin’ him on the head as he helps the baby out.

    • She is described as a transgender man, so doesn’t have a penis.

      Only if she was a transsexual man would she have a penis, albeit a surgically created facsimile of one.

      Evening Miles. 👍

      • Thank you for the second correction in two days RT.
        I’ve really missed that while you’ve been away.

  16. And media cunts say that Zelensky and his gold digging Mrs are ‘brave’ and that Fill It Schofield is ‘brave’.

    Whoever got that Logan creature up the stick by fucking it. That’s what I call brave…

  17. I am moving to Poland next year. If they attempted to teach this hideous shit in schools there they would not only be sacked but would receive a good beating.
    There holding an eu referendum in Poland because there sick of being told they have to take in boat scum . Hungry and the Czech republic could follow getting out of this federal dictatorship

    • Your Poles are alright (mostly). It’s your Romanians and Albanians that are cunts.

  18. Glamour magazine should really examine the meaning of glamour….

    ‘an attractive or exciting quality that makes certain people or things seem appealing’

    I don’t think that cover meets the above criteria, maybe a publication under the name of something like ‘Freaks are Us’ would be more appropriate

    An ugly woman, no matter how ugly or deranged, can still get pregnant.

  19. Remember the old days when you just had ordinary poofs and lezzas? You would know very few of them but their sexual activities wouldn’t be mentioned and neither would yours. You might walk past them in the street but it would be very rare that you could recognise them.
    That was before bumming became politicised of course. What a fucking world eh?

  20. The bloke that spunked in that must be a puff.

    But a puff who likes fannies.

    How the fuck could any straight bloke get a stiffy over that geezerbird?

    • A woman pretending to be a man impregnated by a man pretending to be a woman.

      Diversity is our degeneracy.

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