Irritating Immigrants

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They are at it again – a group of asylum seeking spongers are unhappy with their free hotel accomodation, in Pimlico, in the Victoria area – SW1 of London. Apparently they have been moved from their en suites in Essex and now they are having to scrum down in pairs and they complain about the smell – surely they could seek their remedies in a bar of Lifebuoy, but even more staggering, they are unhappy with the speed of their broadband!:

Slow broadband, indeed – they had to co,municate with sitars and bongos where they come from.

Just imagine how things will be when Starmer is in charge!

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Nominated by W C Boggs.

75 thoughts on “Irritating Immigrants”

  1. I see a bunch of trust fund lefty posh Oxford students (and ‘diverse’ students) are protesting against an immigration removal centre being built.

    ‘An ineffective use of public funds during a cost of living crisis.’

    Obviously, that’s their main issue, isn’t it? It’s not like this fucking traitorous scum want this country completely finished asap, is it?

    I actually agree with them though. £200+ milion this removal centre will cost.

    Just shoot the fucking dinghies. Once word gets out we’re shooting and sinking the cunts, the crossings will stop.

    That’s much more cost effective.

    And where were the protests from these cunts about that migrant who went on a stabbing spree?

    Fucking wankers.

  2. Poor cunts.

    You have to feel for them.

    I bet the broadband at Gary Lineker’s will be super fast. Maybe they can all be relocated there.

    • He might let a carefully vetted one into his house for a few days. And make sure the entire world knows about it.

      Does a lodda work for charidee, but doesn’t like to talk about it, mate.

      Interesting how he ended up with a bloke who had a genuine engineering degree, proper ID and no criminal record.

      Pure chance, of course.

      Oops. Silly me. They’re all like that, aren’t they?

  3. Reintroduce the death penalty. Make prison a place you don’t want to go. If you are found guilty kiss your human rights goodbye. Rock up here with no papers? Internment camp. Those are the options the government should be operating. Fit in or fuck off should be this countries slogan.

    • Passport to Pimlico.

      All immigrants are irritating.

      And in need of deodorant.

      Black , white, brown,
      I’d happily watch them drown.

      We need to invest in a 200 ft comb.
      And brush them out like the pubic lice they are.

  4. That’s not all. Room service is slow, there’s no pool and no Halal menu option in the Restaurant. This is an affront to human dignity. You wouldn’t treat a dog like this.
    The Home Office should rehouse them at Claridge’s.

    • The arse end of the bogs in Claridges face Mecca, so they’d have to redesign the entire place.

      Only a racist would object, surely.

      Yes, HM Gov, we’d all be delighted to give another 30% income tax to pay for an even more crowded, unsafe country with out of control food prices and bills. Add to that pushing our education and health care systems to breaking point.

      What’s not to like, you Nazis?

      • Oh and the joy of increased mortgage costs or renting a shoe box, after getting the deposit by selling your kids’ kidneys.

  5. Shouldn’t that be entitled illegals?

    Bangladesh, Eritrea, Ethiopia, Iraq, Iran, and Somalia the who’s who of smelly vermin.

    Call pest control, cover them in pigeon guts and release a dozen hawks..

    Vikings style..

    • Have a heart. Their pool wasn’t properly heated, their Almond coffee biscuits were a tad dry, and they were only allowed one ice cube in their cocktails. We should raise Income Tax to ensure their comfort.

      🎶 Feed the Illegals, let them know it’s Treasure Island.

  6. The order of preference…

    Repel, detain, remove

    I see the Greeks are getting stick from the UN refugee lovers over the latest overloaded rust bucket to go down in the Med, unbelievable.

  7. This is what happens when immos are appointed Prime Minister and Home secretary.
    Why should two ragheads bother about Britain?
    You have immos somehow elected as Mayor of London, and appointed as First Minister of scotland, (whatever that made up title is). Is it any wonder the UK is filling up with the scrounging fuckers when their own filth is in charge?

    • I’ve been saying this for years. Look at immigration/passport control at any UK airport, there’s barely a white face among them.

      • I voted Tory at the last general election. Wait until they come knocking this time around. They’ll get the most foul mouthed response they’ve ever heard.
        If Reform or Reclaim aren’t fielding a candidate, I shall only visit the ballot box to spoil my paper with some choice words.

      • Yes, Mogs.

        It’s lovely to be allowed to cross the border, back into your own country, by a burka wearing girl, aged 19, who can barely speak English.
        Deep joy.

  8. Is that soldier of fortune and thorn in Gareth Wokegate’s side, Vernon Fox in the beret and aviators leading from the front?

    Go on Vern!

    • Justice for Big Vern.

      Come back Foxy, you mad cunt.

      Not that I agreed with his awful treatment of the lovely and wonderful Gareth Southgate, of course.

  9. A week in politics is a long time but it’s looking increasingly likely that Starmer will get in.
    1. Illegals will be swarming in with welcoming parties on the beaches
    2. Dr’s and Nurses will get whatever they demand starting a free for all in every working sector.
    3. Their will be a huge effort to rejoin the eu with Starmer bending over taking every stipulation they demand starting with the single currency.
    4. A complete breakdown of law and order
    5. Gary Lineker will be deputy prime minister
    6. There will no longer be terrorist attacks. Instead it will be replaced by ( they had mental health problems )

    some of this shit is happening now but not on a the massive scale if Labour get in

    • The trouble is there’s so little difference between Labour and Conservatives, and no really viable alternative to vote for.
      I’d love to see a hung Parliament, relying on the goodwill vote of the sole Monster Raving Loony Party MP,
      “sigh”, yet another spoilt ballot paper.

      • The trouble is if Kweer gets in at the next election he will arrange a stitch-up with the Lib Dems, the SNP and other “progressives” and there will never be another Conservative government, real or imagined. It will become a one-party state

      • Hung parliament you say jp?
        Are there enough lampposts in Westminster?

      • Make me Minister in charge of lampposts.

        I will provide. Free rope with every booking.

      • Hopefully not, as you will probably be eating them as a source of protein, within 20 years.
        Just think of them as ‘space weevils’ a la Red Dwarf.
        The lobster of the poor.

  11. We should put the cunts to good use while they’re here .

    Enslave them.

    Put em in the fields.
    Sell them to farmers.
    Buy 9 get one free.

    Sell them to councils have them fix potholes and pick up litter.

    They get cheeky?
    Kneel on their necks.

    Then skin them and retread tyres for poor removal men.
    Or as wet suits for deep sea divers.

  12. Shoot the cunts either in the water or as they make land.

    The other silly cunts awaiting the outcome of their very legitimate “asylum application” should be rounded up and gassed,the bodies dumped on French beaches.

    Fast cure to an unnecessary disease.

  13. I couldn’t be a immigrant.

    Scavving off a host
    Like a tick .
    Sucking at the financial well-being of the indigenous people.
    Like a leech.

    Taking what’s not yours by right like a flea.

    No shame , sneaking off boats, like a rat.
    A plague rat.

    Taking, always taking.
    Hand out all the time.

    They’re the lowest form of humanity in my eyes.

    “We’re fleeing from war and persecution..”

    So, you left your wife and kids?
    Your old mum?
    What a little charmer.
    Enjoy your broadband 👎

  14. Termujin.

    Stop posting comments on the Nomination page.
    You’ll get jailed.

      • And yes I know btw, Mr Pedantic.

        I couldn’t be arsed mentioning the entire history and background of the series. I mentioned the 1882 advert and the urn they play for. It’s believed to be the ashes of the ball used in the final 1882 match etc etc, but nobody is 100% sure what the ashes are in the urn.

        Blimey. How long does a nom need to be? 🙂

      • I think Cunt Admin may wield a larger stick, aka crowbar.
        I know I would.

  15. These women and children abandoning bastards could be made to come in handy with a bit of imagination. A few ideas I’ve had include moveable targets on army rifle ranges, targets for police using tasers, bio-degradable speed bumps, dog food. I don’t think that’s bad for starters

    • @IE

      Not a bad start at all. Here’s a few more that come to mind:

      Live auto crash dummies.
      Organ farming (and harvesting)
      Forced labor for construction of Immigration barriers
      Soylent Green for eco-conscious vegans

      • Oh shit! I should have read further. Freddie was way ahead of me on some of these.

        As Generation Tide Pod would say…my bad.

  16. Crash test dummies
    Substitute meat for vegans
    Linekunt’s cleaners
    Rent boys for MPs
    Chefs in the BBC canteens

  17. It is clear that Government ( and all parties ) would prefer to allow illegai immigration to continue. I don’t believe that there are any serious plans to arrest this invasion, and ultimately I have to ask, “What the fuck is the point of Government?” It seems clear that they exist to “TAX” us to oblivion, and enjoy the squandering and trousering of copious amounts of our cash, but not to serve our best interest.

    We need an IRA type of approach to tackling these feckless fuckers and a few RPG’s from the Thames side.would not be amiss.

  18. Foreign freeloader?

    Out for looting our country?

    Broadband not to your liking?

    Hang the cunts,every last one of them,with telephone wire.

    Then raise the Union Jack.

  21. Off topic-

    In the art of grovelling apologies this is exemplary-

    (Howard from Take That)

    ‘“I have made a huge error in my judgment by liking social media posts that are derogatory towards the LGBTQIA+ community and for that, I am deeply sorry and I know I have let everyone down.’

    “I am really disappointed in myself and I am sorry for any hurt that I have caused by my uneducated actions.

    “I clearly have a lot to learn and it’s a priority for me that I do this.”

    He should have added ‘and from now I will wear a hair shirt and torment myself with severe fasting. At night I will thrash my back until it bleeds’

    • Well it only takes a minute miles, to enraged the alphabet gang. They never forget.. everything changes including their gender.

    • What a fucking cunt. There is no crime in not liking what the alphabet people are into. What the fuck is he worried about, does he think he’s blown his chances with a transbumder, no reach round for Howard? Is there no end to this? Pathetic twat.

    • If he had stood by what he did I’d have respect for him. What a wet pathetic cunt he is.

    • Another celebrity who doesnt understand the Woke game.

      Apology is merely acknowledgment of heresy, and there is no redemption, only more piling on of abuse.

      As Hitchens once said, never apologise to fundies.

  22. It’s sickening.
    Apologising for having an opinion?
    Has he got a book coming out?

  23. It seems likely to me that the vile cunt commiting murder in Nottingham was tipped over the edge by the disgusting attacks on toddlers in Annecy by that Syrian dung..

    Such is the way of vermin who have no decency or humanity whatsoever..

    The individual responsible and their extended families should be held accountable and subject to immediate justice..once identified hang them from the nearest tree.

    For all the idiotic fantasies of communists,globalist liars and other rubbish the truth is that placing foreigners into our society is a disaster which will lead to civil war of tremendous slaughter or outright slavery.

    OVEN.

    • Civil war? Well possibly, but our American friends are far more advanced along this road than we are. But the major difference is they’ve got fucking guns and we haven’t. I look to them to give us the lead.

  24. Fuck me the woke will be having an attack of the vapours, ” It ain’t half hot mum” is on “That’s Tv” now.

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