I’ve just read that Sky have pulled the plug on Soccer AM after almost thirty years. This cunting isn’t really a footy one, it’s on the media’s ignorance over why it’s unpopular nowadays.
This article I half read says it could be due to too much availability of footy on the box.
However, the move away from the shows ‘lad culture’ and promoting wimminz footy shite and ‘pundits’ may also be the reason.
I wonder which fucking one it is?
Fuck Sky anyway. Unbearable since Comcast took over. Lefty as fuck. Presenters can goz on kids and keep their jobs if they’re lefties. If not absolutely libtarded, potted for ‘not having views consistent with our company’.
I never liked Soccer AM anyway, even in its heyday (90s-early noughties). Didn’t mind Helen Chamberlain’s tits and arse though. I just love a good moan. It’s why we come here.
Bring back Keys and Gray, pot the wimminz, Neville and Gozzagher and get rid of the token thick ‘diverse’ types who can’t speak proper English innit?
Or go bust. I’ll laugh when it happens, which it will at this rate.
Nominated by Cuntybollocks.
Anyone who calls football ‘soccer’ is by definition, a complete and utter cunt.
Apparently, Mick Mills was on Radio Suffolk saying ITFC could get back-to-back promotions. Whole squadron of pigs just flew over my house.
Nice tits in the header picture.
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i dont call it soccer but i used to read world soccer and It doesnt bother me.
Calcio is what the real fans call it anyway, lol.
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This is not going to change as we have to watch the programmes, therefore ratings won’t drop. It’s not as if you can easily measure it like a token Dark cast as an English queen or a white metmaid where audiences stay away in their millions.
Just turn off the sound or TV altogether after the match to avoid the forced laughter, mangled grammar, and garbled innit utterances of these token fuckwits.
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“… as we have to watch the programmes…”, we don’t, you know. I’ve never even heard of it.
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What I meant was “…if you’re interested in football” the ratings aren’t affected whereas if you don’t fancy watching Idris Elba playing Albert Einstein, you just don’t watch it.
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Idris Elba playing Einstein?Still more accurate than The Imitation Game.
Dear God. The liberties taken with historical record.
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Used to watch this 15 20 years ago. When footie was seen as fun. To watch or play and not some vehicle to promote knee bending woke bullshit.
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Howay pet don’t stop there. Shirt and bra off as well.
And your roots need doing.
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Ah! You been at Viz again Geordie? ( Its oot pet )
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Tits…..( fuckin keys )
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Put it away.
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Fuck em.
Cricket has been ruined by cunts like this,unwatchable unless volume turned off due to fucking hopeless wimmin “commentators” and assorted knee taking corporate arseholes.
Football also totally shitted up…even mixed martial arts combat sports at the UFC have started using wimmin to call some fights…the high pitched shrieking is very upsetting indeed.
Diversity?
Immediate Oven.
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I don’t follow cricket, but BBC have been running some adverts for it where they seem to show wimminz cricketers, and they then end stating it is about the “ashes” . Surely the Ashes is only blokes cricket. I bet wimminz cricket is as shit as every other wimminz sport.
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The male cricketers burnt the bail, the female cricketers burnt the dinner.
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Women only should commentate on thier split arse games, men only should commentate on men’s games. It ain’t fuckin rocket science is it.
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It was lacking in blokeism. Kunt and the Gang would’ve kept it together.
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Too right, and I’d kick off (excuse the pun), with the wimnin presenters dancing in suspended cages, wearing leopard fur bikinis.
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I used to want to bang Helen Chamberlain in my teenage years and she was one of the main, if not, only reasons I ever really watched Soccer AM.
She just had that dirty rough look. Like she could suck a golf ball up through a hosepipe.
Back to the main point of the cunting – there’s no way that such a show could possibly survive or exist on the modern woke idiot box.
Everything that was deemed popular or acceptable 25 years ago is offensive these days isn’t it. Although things such as sexualising children through the school curriculum isn’t offensive these days mind you.
Funny how things change eh.
Saint and Greavsie was the precursor to Soccer AM and was my Saturday afternoon staple as a football mad youngster.
Imagine the horror of a half pissed Jimmy Greaves laughing his tits off at Scottish goalkeepers nowadays.
You can stick your progressive inclusive woke bum banditry bollocks up your arse. I’m taking the time machine back to the 80s.
Fuck off.
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Never heard of it.
Not arsed .
Doesn’t effect me.
Stick a bluey on.
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A bit of realism is required, talking womens football, which one has the best arse, best tits, ugly les competition, comedy goalkeeper and which dirty bitches are getting their kit off for the lads….. sorted, ratings on the up
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Cuntybollocks #
Can’t you just have a mate round and play subbuteo?
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Used to love subbuteo as a nipper.
The subbuteo players now have rainbow armbands and are in the take the knee position. The refs are birds and the crowd figures are all blacks and browns.
It’s a fucking disgrace.
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i had two teams as a kid both from the ‘other’ semi-final of Italia 90, of course.
Italy and Argentina.
Fucking hilarious, my relatives.
There were a couple of tournaments at my school during lunch breaks but I wasn’t into football as much back then. Also, with so many kids supporting Man united Liverpool and Arsenal but not being able to afford the away versions, I heard things got heated and their were just too many similiar teams.
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Add soccer Saturday to that list now jeff Stelling has gone.
Speaking of cricket, watching the 20/20 blast and Sussex have a split arse as there wicketkeeper coach..
Make sure there’s plenty of ice for my gin and tonic love.
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Unabomber and Berlusconi brown bread.
Unaboma Bunga Bunga gonna.
There’s a Black Lace/Timmy Mallet song in there somewhere.
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I see Wimminz World Champions, USA were beaten 12-O by a bunch of retired Wrexham players who weren’t even trying and looked totally knackered after 10 minutes. But just keep up the pretence that anybody gives a fuck.
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Wrexham sum up all that is wrong about the game now. Clueless Hollywood cunts giving it large and turning a very old club into some McDonald’s meets Disney circus. What’s going to happen to Wrexham when the bubble bursts and the Yanks fuck off? Because they will
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Sly are a necessary evil. They’ve got us by the watch springs. But credit where it’s due, whenever I feel like giving them a bollocking, they put me right through with me being one of their long suffering customers (for my sins) which is the only way l can get back at them. I admit they do give me plenty of reductions for my longevity. But good for getting things off my chest. They’re probably better than the samaritans.
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See this is the problem with Women commentators. So now it becomes not really about the play but the dress she is wearing-
https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/22663175/alex-scott-soccer-aid-dress/
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Never heard of a dress being brave before, maybe suicidal if attached to Diane Fatbott.
The comment should be ‘fucking hell, wouldn’t mind ripping that dress off Alex Scott and giving her a good fucking’
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To be fair miles it was soccer aid?
How long are they gonna flog that horse.
I imagine the usual array of cunts.
Chippy groids, split arse’s and bummers.
Raising money for the unicef staff to go on sex holidays again.
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I see all the usual suspects were there last night.
Wimminz ‘internationals’ with squillions of caps who were completely out of their depth.
Loads of dark key celebs.
Robbie Williams still pretending he’s heterosexual.
And ‘Arry fackin Redknapp giving it knees up muvva brahn.
What a fucking wankfest.
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Dead right about Williams.
‘But… But he’s married.’
So were Olivier, Rock Hudson and Fat Reg…
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Sky Tv are cnuts.
They still owe me money for my travel when they changed the day of a game at short notice ( shorter than their quoted minimum notice period),
They don’t give a toss about people,
They are Woke beyond belief,
They try and frighten the masses with the climate change nonsense.
But she was fit…
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Never heard of it. Football?? Everything to do with it is corrupt bullshit.
What were the hand signals by the ref about before the euro Cup final??
Cunts.
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Didn’t Helen Chamberlain get her tits out in Razzle or one of the lower end wank mags?
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I looked it up. Penthouse it was. Nothing to write home about, at best a brief email.
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Was her minge on full view?
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Nah, was it fuck. Tame as hell and soft as shite.
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This nom has hit a note on many different levels.
Firstly, in her younger days I would have allowed Helen to drain my balls, and often, but she looks haggard now, a bit like a wannabee wag that gets chatted up by a few players at the bar and then thrown around a hotel bedroom like a cats toy mouse before crying she was used, even though she spread her legs for the whole team.
Secondly, Tim Lovejoy is an utter cunt, a cheeky chappy geezers, geezer who needs a fucking hard slap. Reckons he’s a lad, proper boy – he is a fucking mincing twat who needs putting in his place.
Thirdly CB, I suspect the promotion of footy to the lamb chop brigade has probably diluted things.
Can’t us men have something. These tarts still have their ‘all female’ programmes, or shows targeted directly at women like Loose Slags, This Morning with Hollycunt and Phillip the Fiddler (who’s left). The one Cunt, The Wright Cunt.
Men have no sanctuary, we let the feminists have their tripe TV but equality is just that EQUAL not weighted one way. Everything that’s popular with men, women now pick up.
Did you know the reason why Chinky women have small feet is so they can stand nearer the sink.
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haven’t seen it for donkeys, but then i havent had Sky for years, either. I’m glad i don’t given the way they’ve treated the panellist of Soccer Saturday.
Soccer AM probably died for the reasons given by the media as well as the reasons given by Cuntybollocks. It was a bit too laddish (or as my Rugby fan brother would say, ‘a prick-fest’)
There is no football that can be easiky vied legally and at home, apart from the odd FA cup match and the live stream of the European finals. I can make do.
I Sky sports is eyewateringly expensive for what it delivers, even more so for pubs and bars, which is why so few around my way show it. They also want a family & dining atmosphere.
I cant see people continuing to pay for the Premiership for much longer. Cheaper and more involving to attend a home game every month or so.
I don’t know any millennials who pay to watch it if a techy mate can get it streamed for free. I never ask about it, given how Narco the police are over it.
You’d think people were watching Child snuff the way these rozzers go after pirated football viewing.
Plod have their priorities straight; protect the corporations and pursue the pirates, but let rape gangs carry on.
Fuck Sky and fuck the plod.
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In the 90s every cunt was at it. Chipped boxes, dodgy cards. Sky Sports, MTV, adult channels, Kraut TV. You could get the lot. My Uncle Frank had one of those boxes from 1992 to 2010, without a whisper from the filth. Never heard from the pigs, he just gave it up due to my Auntie nagging him.
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Aye. I read some bloke running an IPTV service got 12 years recently or summat. Another one got a big sentence too. Mind you, one of them had some diddly stuff on his computer too, so fair enough.
But 12 years or whatever it was just for running an IPTV thingy for one of them?
Fucking rapists and murderers can get less.
Yes, plod really do protect the big corps it seems.
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It started to go downhill when they kept promoting women’s football and getting these so called women “superstars ” on the show. The last straw for me was those yappy kamita twins, I mean what the fuck were they on for. They were like a couple of yappy jack russell terriers. Also In the early days I couldn’t stand that smug self centred Lovejoy, what a fuckin slimy cunt he was.
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Seriously, I cannot name one of the England tarts football team. Saying that though they’d fit in well in the England male woke team, 11 cunts as well. Sorry, forgot uber cunt Wokegate. Women’s football always reminds me of when I played when I was 8. Very little tactical nous, all running after the ball like a Benny Hill sketch at the end,
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I can bame a few, but only because of the promotional guff about it on MotD etc. and my brain latches on to football shite.
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Miss Chamberlain got ’em out for Penthouse back in the day. Not the full monty though. A bit of a bottler, truth be told.
Sky Sports is loathsome. The Micah Richards clown show, that Scouse cunt Carragher, Gary Neville moaning about the Glazers when he took their money for years, and the satanic fucking awful Karen bastard Carney.
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and Neville’s ‘voice of the honest, working man’ schtick while going to Watar where thousands of honest working men from India died building the stadia.
What Neville actually meant was work-shy dole claimants in his home country who all vote labour.
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And Roy Keane is full of shit and all.
Makes out he is from the Brian Clough school of no nonsense. But he’s as woke and as pussywhipped as the rest of them. When Carney starts her blabbering crap, Keane could say ‘ Look love, you have never played at the highest level and you never will, So just shut the fuck up.’
But he won’t and never will. Shithouse.
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Chamberlain looked like a right dirty brass.
Now she looks like an older dirty brass.
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