This one came to my attention via my firm’s intranet site. Like most corporates, our place has become increasingly woke and as usual, it’s fully buying in to pride month, complete with rainbow stripes and some sanctimonious, woke bullshit on the home page when you switch on your pc.
Anyway, today this Freund character appeared on the intranet and according to the blurb, Corporate Queer depicts LGBTQ+ individuals in a range of environments, including their workplaces. The photos are supposed to invite us to consider the ‘ongoing importance of LGBTQ representation in business… yada yada yada’
Her photography is being exhibited somewhere in London and with regret, our firm is one of the sponsors. Entry is free though (that’s entry to the expo, not what you fellow cunters are thinking, dirty minds all of you).
I don’t care if someone is gay, but it’s their business, it doesn’t have to be advertised and constantly promoted as if it’s something special.
Nominated by mystic maven.
Can only think of her lips being of some use at the moment.
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Getting older these days, girlfriends knickers can appear to have a rainbow effect, without having anything whatsoever with today’s climate.
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It looks like her hair was cut with a knife and fork.
As far as homosexuals are concerned…..
“You’re gay. Get on with it. Leave me alone”.
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I was in a Tesco yesterday. I am doing the shopping and instead of the usual bloody music they had a poofter over the tannoy telling us all about what a difficult life he had had all through school and university coming to terms with his sexuality and then coming out. Interesting, as I thought that nowadays it was almost compulsory to be homo at school and university. Anyway this chap was so glad he had joined Tesco as he was finally to come out, surprise surprise, to his manager who also happened to be a gay man. Isn’t Tesco Fucking wonderful?
Well I, for one, will not be buying my cucumber and carrots in there anymore.
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You might want to pass on courgettes as well.
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And if the manager invites you into his office for a quick brew, under no circumstances drink the fucking thing.
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Anything helmet shaped needs to be given a wide berth.
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The customer (male) ahead of me in the queue some years ago in Morrison’s had shopping which consisted of three items, a cucumber and two jars of Vaseline.
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Did he have a gopher with him?
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Poofs at uni in the mid 70’s were often better looking than some of the women.
We called them bandits, it was acceptable then and they didn’t care.
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Never get the point of shite like that.
Obvious work of fiction. Bet the whole thing was done by an actor. There never was a confused teen puff who found himself at Tescos whilst sliding barcodes over a reader and mopping up aisle 6. Are we meant to think this tesco line manager was the Mr Miyagi of Faggotry?
I am the only one who finds this fake story by tescos weird? Its a bit weird to go to these lengths to make it seem like this massive corporation took a break from shitting on this minimum wage little guy to celebrate the fact hes gay?
Even if they did, so fucking what?
Utterly, utterly bizarre
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ESG investment.
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My employer informed us today we are having a dress-down day ( I’ll never understand why people get so excited about being allowed to wear their own clothes) and participants make a donation which goes to Stonewall. I pointed out that Stonewall is now regarded by many as an extremist organisation and even the wokey-cokey BBC have given them the bum’s rush – needless to say, this went down like a shit sandwich.
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Where I come from pooves , are quiet, keep low and don’t advertise their “gayness”. Anyone outrageously dressed and flaunting (proudly) their “gayness” will likely get the living shit kicked out of them. Poove? High Roof Syndrome rules ok.
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Puffs wait in public bogs for another puff to bugger on a piss soaked floor, perhaps with some shit that won’t flush.
And we’re supposed to think this is normal and celebrate it?
Get to fuck you dirty bastards.
And lezzas are rubbish unless really sexy and starring in ‘art’ films.
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The second photo on the link (quickly scrolled off the old poof with the rainbow pashmina) has a lady soot who has been in close contact with a Van de Graaff generator.
Even further along is super poof Peter Twatchell.
Pride Bollocks
Windrush fucking Bollocks
Straight White, thank you.
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If you want a good laugh scroll across and eventually you reach Claire Stephens….
A right looker dressed to thrill 😂
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Ha, ha. What a hairy old cunt!
Pip Bunce reminded me of “Are you local?” – Tubbs Tattsyrup.
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10 pints would even put any lustre on the beer goggles 😂
What a horror for any woman finding that fucker standing next to her in the ‘ladies’
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Not to mention some rectal rector, and quite a lot of other weirdos.
I have never been so relieved to find a rather tasty photo of Gemma Collins further down the page. At least, I don’t think she’s a rug-muncher. She looks cuddly.
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They tried to make us do unsconscious bias training a year ago.
Refused to do it , they’re still trying
I don’t need it , I am fully aware of my biases . They are conscious and well reasoned
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I had to do the unconscious bias bullshit as an online course.
Pretty easy really. Just tick the boxes which are the complete opposite of my beliefs and hey presto! Scored 100% and just got on with my day, casually hating everyone equally.
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Pity you rarely see the likes of the clipboarders in the High Street asking our opinions on such matters. Then the truth would come out.
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So you don’t reckon they’d change the answers to fit what they think you should think?
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To Moggie
Then what would be the point in doing the survey in the first place if they are going to alter it ?
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They want to know what people really think so they can plan strategy. Know your enemy. And we are the enemy.
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They already know that from news items.
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Fiona Freund?
No thanks Chris, I’ll ask the audience.
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The link infuriated me. A warning should have been attached to it. Shall have to spend time removing it from memory. To think, an opposite link would have brown hatters suing the bollocks off whoever.
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Have you noticed how many of these benders are whitey? You don’t get many effnick fa**ots, especially the type who are faaaaaaaabulous and moan about their victimhood. They all seem to be white, middle class, university educated and corporate. I’m sure there’s a connection to intersectionality here……white, privileged poofery being on the bottom rung of the victim hierarchy, I’d be interested to know how many of these cocksuckers are also vegans, Greta worshippers, immo lovers etc.
I already know they are 100% CUNTS! And dirty as well.
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Mainly because the communities they come from won’t fucking stand for it .
Much as we wouldn’t have done 60 or 70 years ago.
Basically the price of progress and degeneration of white or at least, Western society
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That’s because white people are the primary targets of this evil.
White people are also most susceptible to buying into propaganda or just being gaslit into believing the most ludicrous bollocks in general.
The last few years for example are evidence of that.
The powers that be have also been brainwashing white people into not having children for the last couple of generations to save the planet and now as the birthrate has almost collapsed completely while the same powers that be are busily importing Africa and the Middle East as a replacement population – then it’s almost mission accomplished.
Nothing to see here.
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I was scrolling videos the other night.
‘are you gay?’ ‘yes’ ‘when did you realise you were gay? ‘when I was 3 years old’.
Is that it? A psychosexual immaturity.
But the that doesn’t explain ‘normal’ gays.
I think too much about this shit.
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No fucking wonder it’s free..
Like so much of this woke cack no cunt will willingly pay for it.
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The woke are having an orgy, which is a crime.
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Who the fuck cut Fiona’s hair……..was it her Mum? I bet she wears those shoes with Velcro straps.
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I bet she pisses like Mrs. Emery…
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Phwoar!
That Claire Stephens in the link. 🤮
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Our intranet too has gone full woke. They must be employing someone full time to keep finding this cack. There goes my pay rise. Again.
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They probably are. Ivy league universities now have 2 admin and HR staff for every 3 students.
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It amazes me how the odd activity of inserting a penis into another mans fundament somehow bestows holy and hallowed status on its practitioners.
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Baffles me too MMCM. Why would I want a penis stuck up my arse hole or to stick mine up someone’s arse hole? If I engaged in such activity how is it something I should be proud of and why would I feel the need to tell everyone about it?
As I’ve said before, I must have led a sheltered life.
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You’re just normal and well-adjusted, arfurbrain.
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Another firm sucking cock for that phantom ESG cash.
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I’m part of the BSOMFAGNOBABTE group and wish for this to be celebrated. It stands for: Big Smile On My Face After Getting Noshed Off By A Big Titted Escort. I want a carnival month with flags made out of old Razzle Magazines being thrown to the crowd by Page 3 girls with free German lager and pork scratching for the fat, bald and leery blokes watching on.
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Patriarchal supremacist. Big titted? Body shamer. Pork scratchings? Animal killer.
German lager? Raaaaaaaay-sist.
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I never thought I’d live in an age where one bloke getting another blokes excrement in his japs eye would be a reason for celebration….
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She looks around about my age-range (40’s) and she also looks dorky-as-fuck (my type).
Therefore I would reluctantly shag her.
That is literally all I have to say on this particular nomination.
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There’s that many fruits and rug munchers now, that the remaining straight folk will be in the minority.
As members of a minority group, will we be treated favourably ?
No, thought not.
On to other news……
I’ve been to a funeral this afternoon. There was a woman there, in her fifties, looked like she’d been round the block a few times but the bodywork looked ok and she had a good head of dark hair and a sultry look.
Wearing a short skirt, blouse and a see through thingy over the top, she piqued my interest.
Which begs the question.
Is it the done thing to get The Horn at a funeral ?
Or am I just a despicable bounder ?
Good afternoon.
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I’ve got the horn just from the description.
Afternoon Jack
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All right Herman ? 👍
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Only over the living, breathing adults present, but not over their grief.
I know I know, it will wreck Thomas The Cunt Engine’s day.
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Definitely ok for funeral horn – vulnerability as well you see
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As long as you don’t bend her over the coffin and do her up the shitter, you should be alright.
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Obviously I mean the lady you spotted, not the deceased.
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Certainly the done thing if it was the Pope’s funeral… Have a Bounder of an Adventure, as Python said.
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Missed the Corporate Quares out and looked at Pub Dogs of London, then the page updated and went to the subject of the nom.
What is Ade Onagoruwa saying there?
‘Geh? Aaaaaaahhhh d’nobeliefit!’
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I prefer Corporate White and Corporate Straight to Corporate Queer and Corporate Cunt.
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I’d have a go at curing the Wakefield biker chick.
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Just checked out Fiona Freund’s website. What a boring portfolio she has, little more than snap shots.
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