Ear worms

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Bit of a cunt aren’t they?

Ever since watching the bodyguard a few weeks ago, i now have Whitney Houston’s ‘run to you’ permanantley lodged between my lugholes.
Normally some other tune will soon dislodge the current one but Whitney’s proven harder to shift than a pee’ dough from a playground.

However, after watching a concert on youtube where an orchestra were playing movie theme tunes i now have the thunderbirds theme tune on a loop.

The orchestra were brilliant and at least Virgil and co. have stopped whitney’s caterwauling…. for now.

Will the Tracey’s keep her at bay pop-pickers, or will she return to the top spot on sunday?
Only time will tell, the noisy cow!

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Nominated by Polite Cunt.

58 thoughts on “Ear worms”

  3. It’s particularly annoying when it’s something you don’t like.
    Currently the We Buy Any Car ad jingle has wormed its way In.

  4. ‘Sit down’ by James takes 2 weeks before it fucks off out of my head.
    Mancunian cunts.

    • You can plant them!
      Eat worms.😁

      Lad used to work for me was a guitarist,
      Loves music,
      And I’d hum or whistle a tune.

      It’d get in his head!
      He’d end up whistling it all day.

      Or it’d bug him he knew the tune but couldn’t name it!

      Miss you-Rolling stones
      Theme tune for Please Sir!

      Are two that spring to mind.

      Here have a listen

      https://youtu.be/nanQhctuDSk

  6. It is a cunt,it normally takes a week to get the screams of my last victim out of my head.

    That reminds me where did I leave my shovel?

      • Poor old Stuart Hall.

        If he’d just put bromide in his coffee like I told him and wiped his hard drive.

        He had a infectious laugh,
        Wasn’t laughing when plod knocked though…

      • Billy Nicholson the legendary Tottenham manager was up in Manchester for. ManU. V Spurs game and the night before the match can’t sleep because of the noise from the next door room. He rang down to reception to complain and the next thing is his phone goes and Stuart Hall is on the other end “Billy get your arse around here I’ve got 4 birds in the room and can’t cope”

  7. I am constantly blessed/cursed by ear worms.

    The most recent infestation is from Robert Palmer’s 1974 album of the same name; “Sneakin’ Sally Through the Alley.” (The chorus is stuck on repeat.)

    The one before that was Bobby Darin’s “Somewhere Beyond the Sea.”

    And before that it was Merle Haggard’s “Big City.”

    I should be thankful my internal DJ has an eclectic taste in music.

  8. A slight variation- in 1973 the song ‘ Whiskey in the Jar’ by Thin Lizzy was always playing ing the Durham Students’ Union steak bar. For the next couple of decades I only had to hear the opening bars of the song and I’d smell cooked steak.

  9. Dancing in the moonlight by Toploader. Keyboards that sound like the jingle for Play School.
    Can’t stand it and now, thanks to this nom, it’s in my head.
    You bastards!

    • They should weaponise that Toploader track and use it in Guantanamo.

      You would have the exact location of every terror cell in no time 😁

  10. How about an ear and mind’s eye worm?
    Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini
    With Dawn French wearing it and dancing, her folds all slithering around covered in sweat and cake crumbs.

    • I’ll see that and raise you Dianne Abbott and Dawn Butler wrestling naked in KFC mash and gravy, then making out.😱🤮

    • FFS he gets worse. It’s like the literary equivalent of heironymous bosch paintings.

      • Ruffy’s back!!!

        I thought you’d left never to return.

        It’s starting to kick off a bit on the Titan thread. I’m keeping my distance.

  11. “I can’t get you out of my head” – Kylie Minogue.

    It will now be in your head all day.

    No need to thank me.

  12. Get Kunt and the Gang – For A Million Pounds, in your lughole, at least the lyrics will make you laugh. You can even make up some of your own.

    Or from the other end of the spectrum, a lovely long piece of classic music, with some difficult passages you can’t quite figure out and remember. That will stop you in your tracks.

  13. The one i think i hate the most is that[ Call me maybe ]song thats been ear fucking me for the last 4 or 5 years [ feels like 20] but as a now older guy i feel that all modern music is bollocks and some of the cunts responsible should be spit roasted by Romanian beggars for all of eternity,thank god for Kevin Bloody Wilson…..

  15. Morning one, morning all.

    I had ‘Nutbush City Limits’ by Tina Turner and ‘Du Hast’ by Rammstein stuck in my head for days the other week. That was a bit odd.

    It was the same for Clutch’s version of ‘Fortunate Son’ (which is superior to the CCR original – I’ll die own that hill) and Lynyrd Skynyrd’s ‘Freebird’ last weekend. That was far less jarring.

  16. Went to see Tina at the theatre all four who went can’t stop hearing the songs
    Could be worse had a moment of the Barron Knights piss take songs that actually made them money
    Dreadful there’s a dentist in Birmingham instead of by the rivers of Babylon
    All good a not serious cunting better than usual

  18. Even though I love listening to the Cocteau Twins, some of Elizabeth Fraser’s lyrics can be difficult to comprehend, which I think are purposely done to blend in with the sounds. Out of interest, get your lugholes round some of this and let us know what you think.

  19. I know exactly where you’re coming from on this one PC.

    ‘Ear worms’ are a constant problem for me. For days recently I’ve had AC/DC’s ‘Downpayment Blues’ wedged in my ears (man, that rhythm guitar rift from Mal Young!), only for it be replaced by the completely different ‘Three Hours’ by Nick Drake.

    I’m kind of interested to what the next ‘worm’ will turn out to be.

    Morning all.

  21. I’ve listened to the snippet shit on utube at the 40s, 50s and 60s shite and all you get is a conveyer belt of black warblers. At least they were more serene in those days, rather than going round slitting people’s throats today.

    • Wagner’s ace. Ride of the Valkyries is a cracking piece of music.

      “We’ll come in low out of the rising sun, and about a mile out, we’ll put on the music!”

  25. The current cunt of an ear worm doing my nut in is the ‘go be the change..’ jingle in PayPal ads on youtube, complete with jerking black fattie and logo in rainbow intersectional flag colours.

    Hey Paypal… go fuck yourself.

    • I have had that annoying We Buy Any Car advert going round and round in my head often in the past, probably not helped by my shouting out ” We take Any Shit dot com” when the boss is being a bit overbearing.

  26. Every time I hoover the house, ‘I Want To Break Free’ pops into my head.
    Though I’ve never felt the need to dress the part, Mrs KATG says it may happen one day.

  28. Being a muso of sorts, I suffer from earwormitis a lot, to the point where they annoyingly occasionally sneak unbidden into the old noodlings on the guitar.

    I can’t listen to music without some part of what passes for a brain fixating on odd familiar sounding bits of it in a quest to figure out where it’s been ripped off from, unfortunately it then earworms that song, and all the nearest matches.

    And then there are beasties like my current earworm…

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zeWye1vPGug

    which has just replaced Alestorm’s ‘Fucked with an anchor’ (Folk Metal, got to love it…) which had just replaced ‘The laughing gnome’….

  30. Anthem, by Leonard Cohen.

    But I love it, so it can stay.

    Occasionally, Homeward Bound by S and G.

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