Dirty feet

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Dirty feet are…

Well, disgusting, if you were to ask me.
But this twat is somehow making money out of his mucky feet.

There are, apparently, people who pay, to see this.

Just think, marvellous people like Katie Price and Jodie Marsh just needed to walk in a bit of mud, and not get their tits and fannies out, at all.
Bet they’re cursing.

Guardian

Nominated by Jeezum Priest.

55 thoughts on “Dirty feet”

  1. They pay?!
    My feet are always dirty
    I’m barefoot at the moment,
    Cooling off my hooves after humping sofas up stairwells in work.

    Problem is my feet don’t look human.

    Flatfooted, size 13 , long toes look like fingers and bit furry.

    Like Bigfoot with atheles foot.

    But I’m willing to let people look for money!

    Plenty of my family earnt a living in sideshows and traveling circuses.

    • I am quite confident if you took a bath after today’s sofa session, farted and pissed in the bath you could easily bottle the bath water and sell it for a good profit.

      There is a cost of cunting crisis – But that won’t stop the mucky cunts in the world. It’s recession proof!

    • Large beardy fellows growing long hairy fingertoes? Do they detatch at a certain size or time, MMC?
      I believe this is how Welsh people are grown, isn’t it, boyo?

    • Did you get the van sorted Miserable? Didn’t have to call out the toe truck.

      • Yeah got the van back.👍

        Sacked my labourer yesterday,
        Used a new one today.
        A fine worker!

        And not a moaning little cunt.

      • I’ve been mulling over your misfortune with the turbocharger Mis and I went away to read up on them. I was reminded that good lubrication is vital and they are very hard on the oil. I ran an Escort RS turbo in the early 90s for some 70,000 miles and I always followed the advice at the time that on arrival at my destination to let the engine run at tickover for 30 seconds before switching off to allow the turbo to cool a little and to allow the very hot oil in the turbo to return to the sump before it cooked. Also you then had fresh oil in the turbo bearings for when you restarted the engine. Main down side of this is that 30 seconds seems quite a long time as you sit there like some prat in a Tesla at the motorway services waiting for his battery to charge up so he can drive to the next charging point.

        I was younger then and I drove that car as if I’d stolen it. Used to eat tyres and burn out the front brakes but never had any problem with the turbo. Apologies if I’m telling you stuff you already know, just ignore this post.

      • Cheers Arfur.

        Everything pointed to it being the turbo.
        I thought that
        RAC mechanic though that

        It went the garage and they say the turbos ok.
        They’ve smoke tested it,
        They’re baffled?

        I was worried about oil starvation.
        There’s a slight leak.
        I’ve booked that in to be done,
        And checking the oil level before every journey and have oil in the cab to top it up.

        But they couldn’t find anything wrong,
        So Im out working in it can’t afford not too!

        But I’m always at the back of my mind a bit worried.
        Know what I mean?

      • If you have a Transit, could be the variable vane actuator. Happened to a mate of mine. Made in Turkey – says it all.

      • Wouldn’t the mechanics of found that when testing the turbo Lord C?

        It’s weird, at the garage they didn’t seem to notice anything wrong !
        It makes a sort of hissing whine as I’m changing up gears.

        They test drove it twice.
        Still didn’t notice anything.

      • A mystery then eh Mis? Might be worthwhile posting a bit more info, what the van is, original symptoms etc. There are a few of us petrol heads on here and someone may recognise something. Best of luck.

      • “It makes a sort of hissing whine as I’m changing up gears.” Are you farting when you push the clutch down?

    • Is it a struggle lifting sofas upstairs on your own mis,having done it numerous times (I’m not an idle bastard)I wonder how you manage it pal

  2. Hair all over a woman’s private parts, yes. But plates of meat, you can forget it.

  3. I wonder if I could sell vids of me filling off the hard skin on my heels with a bastard file.
    It looks like it’s snowing as the desicated skin drifts away…..😬

    • That kind of stuff is going for a fair profit. Once sniffed up the nose, it gives these nutters a right kick.

    • I wish I’d known about this years ago when we were struggling with the bills – because I do so much walking, my feet look like a dinosaurs if I don’t sand them down regularly

  4. First up to the bat here to say this:

    I find well looked after, pedicured feet (with the right genetics ) quite sexy.

    Dirty, dry and neglected feet are just that. Fuck right off if you think i’m going to suck on those.

    There seems to be no shame with these cunts selling pics of themselves nowadays to make a couple of quid. But as they say – no honor amongst thieves!

    • Never really understood foot fetishes.
      For me it’s all about tits and pussy.

      I’m like the Donald in that respect.

      I don’t really care or notice if a woman has feet or not.

      • I have a incredibly long wizened ballbag.
        Similar to a turkeys wattle.
        I can fold it into shapes that resemble amongst others

        Joe Biden
        Tereza may
        And if I use Nutella
        Morgan Freeman.

        Could I make money from this artform?

      • Aye I have the same thing.

        My knackers seem to get bigger and drop lower with every passing year. By the time I reach pension age, I’ll need a wide skateboard to drop them onto, to stop them scraping along the floor.

        Forever expanding and dropping knackers means my nob looks even smaller every year too.

        What a cunt.

      • Within the next six months Cunty bollocks they should be at length I can wrap mine around my waist as a sort of bumbag,
        Where I can keep Ellen keys, spare change and cable ties.

      • I would pay to see your Joe Biden ball bag art, NMC haha. I think you should make a Britains Got Talent act. Would be the best fucking act and it would actually be some cunt from Britain this time.

      • Definitely, MNC!! If Tracey Emin, and George & Gilbert can do it, bring it on!! There is a great history of local art in the North. If I see another Stubbs hose painting again, I’ll end up pissing like one.
        I have photos of vineyards in Switzerland from my time there; I love wine and grapes. I am considering getting a mirror and taking a few photos of my varicosed vineyard, where arsegrapes abound…

      • The bonus with them having no feet is that they can’t run away when you’re trying to put them in the boot of your car.

      • I couldn’t really explain it myself. I have always attributed it down to the curves and shapes of the foot. But I’ve never been psychiatrically assessed. Mrs CEO has a cracking pair, nice arches, roman shaped toes, looks after them regularly, no hard skin… But it was her personality why I fell for her. (I swear boss!)

        Don’t get me wrong, pussy and tits are spot on, and I love a good rump aswell. The female form is truly one to be idolised. A nice set of well presented hands and feet on a lady is appreciated.

        Although I have to be honest, quite recently I find myself more interested in drinking cognac and whisky! Especially the bottles with nice curves and details :D.

      • A hissing noise,you checked the radiator,and all exhaust no holes or loose connections mis

      • I’ve checked it
        RAC mechanic
        Then the mechanics in the garage.
        Nobody can find anything?

        I thought it might be a outtake pipe split?
        But if so nobody can find it

        Fuckin thing! ☹️

  6. I have rather stunning feet.

    I’d show them off, but they’d be declared a hazard to the public due to their perfectness. They’d have to have those public safety announcements like they had in the 70s. Helplines set up.

    Nobody would get owt done. Every cunt would be wanking, male and female.

    I accidentally looked down and caught a glimpse of them myself earlier and instantly jizzed in my pants.

    Think on.

  7. I am sure, even as I type AnalEase Dodds is considering a change of career. She has a bath once a year, whether she needs it or not.

  8. I hate to educate yuo OP, but there are shed loads of stuff out there…even on you tube and not just specialist sites. Dirty feet is just one of many.

    Stiletto heels in mud another, women crushing soft toys with their feet. To most it’s not pornographic…hence when a ‘family’ site like youtube have them, but to those that are ‘in to’ that sort of stuff they get their rocks off over it.

  9. It’s hard to believe what fucked in the head cunts will pay money for these days. Some wanker’s dirty feet seems extremely unlikely.
    Then you see the Guardian’s begging page and you realise nothing is impossible.

  10. Feet aren’t a stiffener for me, but if you see a bird with massive feet it puts you off. On a lads’ holiday in Majorca in my (much) younger years, we spotted a proper fit bird. Perfect arse, tits and a bonny face. Early to mid 20s I’d guess. One of the lads said, ‘Aye but look at her feet.’

    Not kidding, they must be been a size 14.

    Instantly put me right off her. I didn’t know that would happen until it did.

    Yes it definitely was a bird too, we heard her talking. Birds’ voice etc.

      • They’re usually easy to spot. Once saw a video on YouTube where you had to guess if it was a tranny or not. The guests averaged about 6/10. I think I got 8/10 and the two that tricked me were East Asian. I thought the honky trannies on there were pretty obvious really. And you didn’t hear them speak on this vid too, so I might have got 10/10 if the East Asian trannies had voices like Richard Burton on the War of the Worlds album.

  11. I would rather just stick to the pissing and shitting porno sites…far more normal.

    • I’m also fair game for that stuff, with a bit of beastiality thrown in for good measure.

  12. It’s the signs of an amature photographer when models feet are in the foreground, looking like barges on the canal. Makes me laugh.

  13. Womens feet are a mess, comes from wearing inappropriate footwear, never go below the knee…. Now inner thighs are delightful (fit young birds only).

  14. I hate feet

    Horrible things.

    All these foot sniffing and toe sucking shenanigans are the pursuit of dèviants.

    OT. Gay dwårf, Gladymir Putrid, seems quite upset about Wagner’s Special Military Operation 😂

    Russians killing Russians 👍

    LOL.

    Get To Fuck.

    • A great shame that Python isn’t still going… Can imagine a Gladys Pouting sketch.

  16. https://youtu.be/cjRDPO8ursA

    That was a strange lyric? ‘I really love your tiger feet’.
    So he’s on the the dance floor ‘she been been looking at me’
    And then he looks down and her feet are like a tigers paws.
    I think I would have run away.

  17. This is for foot perverts right?

    Reminds me of the time my entrepreneur pal advised me to sell worn tights and underwear on EBay to perverts and use key words like ‘worn once’ and ‘unlaundered’. Never did that but might have been a nice little earner.

  18. Back in 75 I didn’t wear shoes for weeks. I could stub fags out on the solrs of my feet.
    Muck used to come off on the sheets.
    And gals were hairy….

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