Cunts who tattoo their kids names on their wrists

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A nomination for people who actually forget their kids names and have to have them tattooed on their wrists. For some reason this really gets on my tits.

I see this as part of the major downward spiral of the UK from the late 90’s onwards. The look at me brigade who actually think having seven kids is a badge of honour. Usually found on chav birds called Chardonnay and Beyoncé after they’ve pushed the first brat out of their over used muffs at 16 years old.

The only things they need tattooing is two arrows pointing to their growlers which also reads ‘Do not insert’.

Nominated by Bob Frapples.

47 thoughts on “Cunts who tattoo their kids names on their wrists”

  1. Good Morning

    Tattoos are an abomination, especially on women. There is a reason they are called tramp stamps. I won’t be around to see it but you can bet your bottom dollar that the NHS will have to pay out to have the bloody things removed because of problems, probably, so called, mental health issues.

    • I totally agree Wanksock, an abomination indeed. As for tattoo removal by the NHS, that has been going on for some time. I sometimes drove on the roads through Northampton General Hospital’s site. One building was adorned with a huge sign; “Tattoo Removal Clinic.”

    • I stopped writing on my skin when I left school.

      I illustrate how cuntish this is, I used to play pool in a league on one young lad in our team was into the car modding scene at the time and he consequently met Jordan…..that bucket crotch slapper katie price….at a max power magazine sponsored car show. He asked for her autograph, but as he didnt have any paper on him, she signed the inside of his forearm in black marker. He came to the pub to show it off and had it covered with cling film. We asked why and he said he was going to get it tattooed over at the weekend….which he did and proudly showed this huge permanenet jordan signature to all and sundry. It looked cuntish then…..by heck he looks even more so now.

      Wanker.

      • Oh the memories; Max power, Jordan, WKD blue and Bacardi Breezers, orange slags with hoop earrings and Ugg boots, Popped collars, Burberry baseball caps, Craaaaiiig David, every large town and city starting to look the same

  2. And it’s always made up names ,
    Jaydon
    Chayse
    Mackenzie
    Taylor Beau
    Asbo

    Screams social services doesn’t it?
    I’ve noticed also when chavs have baby girls they always say the full name?

    “Our Kelsey AnneGrace has rickets”

    ” they said because Billy Joe Courtney marie swallowed Kev’s spice she”ll probably stay blind”

    What’s that about?

  3. When the Lass was in Primary school, there was a child there whose name was Princess, not a word of a lie!

    Needless to say, she was an overfed porker, just like her Mum and Nan.

  4. Those in the header pic?
    Terrible.
    Like prison tattoos!
    The tattoo artist should be jailed.

    My mates a tattoo artist.
    He’s very talented.
    He had a board full of bad tattoos other artists have done,
    Misspelled, badly inked etc

    Check this out

    https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Finkedmag.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2023%2F05%2F100worst-1.jpg&tbnid=5tQNGUd_6QpEuM&vet=1&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Finkedmag.com%2Foriginal-news%2F100-worst-tattoo-fails%2F&docid=lsXI66lP8vcElM&w=1200&h=628&source=sh%2Fx%2Fim%2F2

    • Just spent ages looking at cunts tattoos. The human race is well and truly fucked.

    • One of the younger lads at work went to Benidorm on a piss up.
      He came back with the immortal message, I feel like a homo in Benidormo, tattooed on his upper arm.
      It was tattooed down the length of his bicep, and wasn’t small. He did it for a dare.

  5. Related topic I saw ‘working’ parents on universal credit are getting a 47% increase in what they can claim for childcare.

    Anyone would think we are in the midst of a cost of living crisis and that we shouldn’t really be catering for cunts who have kids they can’t afford to keep

  6. Never seen the appeal of tattoos, and why do people get them in places that they can’t view them without a mirror?

    If I was a tattoo artist I would be putting little winkys in the design on people’s backs.
    Like a Where’s wally picture.

    • I’ve got tattoos.
      Don’t regret them .
      Although they were done by a proper studio and not spur of the moment.

      My mates all have tattoos.
      One has eyeballs on his arse cheeks( 😄)
      And his blood group on his wrist.
      Army tattoos.
      Cheshire regiment.

      The lad I know who’s a tattoo artist does these cosmetic tattoos.
      Covering scars.
      Women who’ve had a mascetomy etc

  7. Use to love checking people’s tattoo’s out on a night out cause they weren’t that common 10 years ago, I was even considering getting one. Now I’m so glad I never bothered, stand out more being the only dude on the street without some cringeworthy ink. None of these tattoo’s have any meaning its just cause its in fashion. Then again the spurgs getting tattoo’s at the moment need to actually do something noteworthy to have a tattoo of meaning and more chance of Madeline McCann finishing her game of hide and seek.

  8. They were encouraged by the armed forces, easier to identify people when they were blown apart….🔥.
    Ay up Fred, this bum cheek got an eyeball on it..!

    • That makes sense. Years back I thought the next thing for Joe Public would be a bone through the nose, and hey presto we have kids with ironmongery through the nostrils!

      • Good god, nose rings! Way beyond tattoos in my book So Long. Fortunately Mrs Brain shares my opinion on these matters. She hasn’t even got her ears pierced though both our daughters have.

    • I read somewhere recently CQB that the forensics people can tell from a few cells from a badly decomposed body whether the deceased had tattoos and even what colour they were.

      • I know someone who had some of their mothers ashes mixed with ink and then this was put into their tattoo. I think ash is meant to be sterile but would this not present some sort of health risk? I was surprised anyone agreed to do it but then these tattoo places usually look as dodgy as fuck.

  9. There’s bound to be a fat slag on the breadline, who finds it funny to have the name of her child TAKEN tattooed in a ring of flowers. Then a space, probably for the dreaded sentence. Into care.

    Wasn’t that funny after all, when I think of it.

  10. But having kids IS a badge of honour.

    White kids, obviously. If you’re not doing your bit, you’re as bad as any inbred, cousin-fucking daka in accelerating the end times.

  12. Makes me chuckle when our darker skinned residents have tats.
    You can’t see them, wtf is the point…🤡

  15. Tattoos with relatives names on them. Very popular with chav britscum, I believe.
    Some cunt with ‘Nana’ tattooed on their neck, or ‘Our Dennis’ tattooed across their arm.
    And they don’t put it in a discreet place, like their arse or whatever. They do it so every bugger can see it. Pure riff-raff, no class whatsoever, totally tasteless.

    • ‘Nana tattooed on the neck.’

      Jesus Christ. Sounds like one of pigs i see waddling to and back from the local school.

  16. Mate of mine has a smiley face on his helmet. Sometimes turns into a show and tell in the pub. A reminder of RN days in Hong Kong when almost everyone had a few, sort of a oneupmanship aka blackcatting.

  17. I am not against tats, per se but when I see family members names on tats then I know the individual is a cunt.

    • Being a tight arse, I’m going to have Ludo tattooed on my cock. Having a hard on will give me Llandudno.

  19. My ex has had the kids names tattooed on her lower back ala tramp stamp style,
    im sure this is so the multitudes of guys she fucks can remember the kids name for the week that they are around before the slag is on to the next victim, she makes Katey Price look like a nun and thats saying something.

    • Forgive me for saying, the tattoos will help in cases of Alzheimer’s creeping in, when needed.

  20. Fifty years ago I was in hospital and in the same ward was a young feller having tattoos removed. One was the word ‘sexy’ written on his leg. They didn’t have lasers in those days, I believe the way they did it was by covering them over with skin grafts. This bloke was full of himself, a real attention-seeker and I couldn’t think why he would want these tattoos removed in the first place, or how he had managed to persuade the doctors that they were damaging him psychologically to the point where it was necessary for the procedure to be funded by the NHS.

  21. There is a woman goes in a pub near me that has tattoos of cans of Carling and Strongbow on her arms with Mum and Dad underneath.

  22. I once saw some gorgeous looking young bird remove her trackie top and trousers in the gym, her legs and arms were covered with tattoos, they looked like giant bruises. I was tempted to ask why she would ruin her appearance with those hideous things, but her boyfriend was rather large, he was naturally covered in them too, muscle-headed cunt.

  23. I worked with a total spunk trumpet who had her own name on the back of her neck- upside down.

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