BrewDog Guava Infused Larger

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Drink with Pride, this pile of shit needs cunting

After seeing this shit in Tesco yesterday I looked it up and the link below tells us that drinking beer that supports LGBTQ communities is great, absolutely, after all it’s money in the bank for BrewDog.

50p from every 8 pack goes to charity for LGBTQ nutters (that will be the 50p they loaded onto the price) and what’s not to like it’s all packaged in the colours of the bandit community.

It will be great to see the twats mincing down the street with their rainbow cans of Guava Infused Larger, all done in the best possible taste.

Fuck BrewDog and Fuck pride

 

Nominated by Sick of it on.

127 thoughts on “BrewDog Guava Infused Larger”

  1. You’d have to be fruity to drink that shite?!!

    Lagers bad enough!
    Fuckin guava?
    Isn’t that a small lizard?

    I’d rather chop my fuckin leg off than to order that in a pub .

    50p to the alphabets?
    Good luck .
    Within the month should have in the region of £15.

    I drink mild.
    Or bitter.
    Not infused with lizards.

    • It says if you drink it Miserable you will ‘beam with pride’.
      You’d go about your pub ‘beaming with pride’ if you drink some.
      Everyone would say ‘Miserable is much changed’ ‘Hes sort of beaming with pride all the time now.’

    • It also says – ’50p from every 8-pack sold will go to MindOut, a mental health service run by and for LGBTQ people’

      Framed that they have been oppressed for years by societal norms and their mental health has suffered as a consequence.’

      When in reality it is the lifestyle that is the cause of their mental issues.

    • “…Fuckin guava?
      Isn’t that a small lizard?…”

      Ah, no you’re thinking of guano Mis… no wait a minute, isn’t that a province in Cambodia?

      • Isn’t that batshit?

        The lizard might be the Aussie monitor, the goana.

  3. Admin@

    Why’s there not a link?
    Thought you were dead keen on that?

  4. Leaves an after taste of cum and fish….apparently.

    The demographic will feel at home with that.

  5. I’d rather drink guano-infused beer than anything made by Brewdog.
    Never miss a bandwagon to jump onto, the wankers, and their products are piss.

  6. I’m extremely glad I’m teetotal.

    I can’t imagine this would be my first choice if I wasnt

  7. What is a guava? A lime thats gone off..

    Infused lager.. carling is infused with urine.
    Fosters is infused with convict sweat.

    Now Where’s my IPA.

  8. Brewdog….the drink of puffs.

    Not a great marketing policy there.
    I mean, look at bud lite….what a success

    • It seems that, despite their efforts to get a new market, they have ended up just pandering to old stereotypes, i,e they must like bright colours and anything fruity, or are fruity, and is nice and weak for effeminate types who can’t handle anything stronger

  9. Money to gayness charidees?

    Like that one recently in America, where two ‘husbands’ running a gayness charidee got to be living in a 2 million dollar house? They were also raping their adopted sons and selling the videos to n on ces.

    That sort of gayness charity?

      • Two bandits allowed to adopt two little boys…..what could possibly go wrong?
        Who would have thought it could turn out that way?

      • Indeed FTF.
        I’d forgotten about Elton John and David Furnish b̶u̶y̶i̶n̶g̶ adopting two little boys.
        Wonder if social services do a test?
        The test being ‘can anyone in their house sit down without wincing (or leaving a small patch of bum blood on the seat)?

      • I’m a poof. I love boozing. Good at it I am, too.

        Can’t fucking stand BrewDog. They’re about as punk as I’m a Sam Beau.

        And their beer’s wank.

        There’s a reason why I tend to stick to Imperial Stouts from Eastern Europe.

        You’ll not see a rainbow on any of their beers.

  10. Who in there right mind is going to have empty rainbow cans lying around the house.
    You cant put them in the recycle bin as the polish bin collector will have his mind made up about you.
    I suppose a flagon of cider will become a fagon
    50 pence my bollocks

  11. Qu**r beer. Lezza lager. Trannie tipple. Beer for bummers. Alcohol for arsebandits. Lots of fizz, tastes like jizz.

  12. Its out of date before you buy it. You’ll be drinking the piss of Geoffrey, Zippy, George and Bungle. If it was a vintage wine, that would be different. But probably corked anyway.

    • I think that George would enjoy that, SS. Actually, probably Bungle and Geoffrey too.
      Zippy was the only hetero of that quartet.
      You never saw underneath the desk, did you? That’s because Zippy and George were siamese twins with weird Cthulhu-esque octopussy limbs sticking out in all directions.

      • I see Thomas. Zippy would have to earn his stripes by taking one up the jacksie.

      • Geoffrey would volunteer to put his cock and balls in Zippy’s wide mouth.
        Then do up the zip really tight.

      • Ho ho, not for a while now Odin.
        Had a couple of failed grows (trichoderma everywhere, despite what I though was immaculately sterile preperation, (looked like a dinghy cunt raid on the south coast).
        I’ve just bought some much better equipement, so hopefully my next attempt will prove much more ‘fruitful’…

      • ‘Zippy was the only hetero of that quartet.’

        That’s not what Gordon the Gopher said.

        Zippy gave him AIDS.

        Zippy still may have been hetero, and only used rape as punishment for unpaid debts, then got Bungle to send photos to the victims family, friends and business associates.

        ‘Geoffrey! Geoffrey! do you remember that postman who kept stealing your parcels?…’

        Yes Zippy I do! You fucking broke him, didn’t you! Broke him as a man in the eyes of his wife and children. I must say it was awfully kind…’

        ‘And then he hanged himself!’ *chortle*

        ‘Ogh jippy it was very naughty! *chuckle*

        ‘and George wanted the body!’ *chortle*

  15. Off topic but I feel like recent events in Russia merit that particular thread being brought back

    • It has been the most starved of information conflict ever OPC, even though those media controls were installed during desert storm, the first one in Kuwait. its like they have perfected these days.
      No one knows fuck all with the ongoing clash of Titans worldwide

      • All about the ‘Wagner Group’ today. I can’t help thinking of Apocalypse Now when I hear it.
        Maybe as I type this group are flying helicopters towards Moscow with the ‘Ride of the Valkyries” blaring out.

    • hmmm I don’t quite buy it myself.
      Time will tell.

      Part of me thinks Zelensky is funnelling money into an offshore account somewhere and his Mrs is going to be another Grace Mugabe or Imelda Marcos

      Imelda, baby
      Imelda, baby, what to do?
      All the poor people saying
      That they got to quit paying for you

    • Hōbgôblin Gold.

      You can stick your quèèr beer up your arse.

      Get To Fuck.

  17. Hobgoblin Gold.

    You can shove your queer beer up your arse.

    Good afternoon.

  21. Brewdog? P*ss brewed by tw^ts who treat employees like sh1t, for consumption by woke w^nkers.

    Case closed.

  22. I have always liked a drop of Punk IPA.
    Saw this in Tesco, a large display below the bummer flags.
    Only 2 cases had been taken….

  23. This nom makes me want to storm Tescos wearing tights on my head, point a fake gun and demand they throw this ridiculous liquid down the toilets.

  24. This Nottingham brewery also do a Hazy Jane Guava infused I.P.A. @ 5.0% A.B.V. Some of these types of ale are known to go well beyond 12% with the right type of yeast, but certainly not from this company! Not sure on the strength of their ‘Rainbow Bum Bandit Brew’ mentioned here. Recon it’s around the 4.5% mark, so it’s vicars piss, by all accounts. But by the way things are at the moment, it will be 4% by the end of next week, once those interfearing cunts from “drinkaware.com,” & the company itself, have had their say, in an effort to stop people abusing alcohol, & to save money on tax. It’s happening right now, & could do with an individual nomination itself. As for the beer, well just like Fosters, the most popular lager in the U.K. you don’t need me to tell you where you can stick it!

    • Forgot to mention Fosters alcoholc strenght has now been reduced from 4% to 3.7%

      • i brought back some 10% ABV Belgian beer. Lovely stuff. Fosters, the stuff given to choir boys by fruity Vicars, allegedly.

    • I used to drink Strongbow cider but that was when it was 5.4%. I don’t touch it now it’s only 4.5%. Westons for me now (when I do drink) @ 8.2% although they do a nice Perry @ 6.8%.

      • K Cider is still going strong Moggie. Not as stong as it was though when it was 8.4. very dry, definately an aquired taste.

    • I only drink Fosters when I add it to lemonade for a cold shandy after work on hot days. Better than drinking anything neat. You never taste the first 3 pints.

  25. Tesco are wasting their time licking Wokie arse. Do they think the Wokies don’t know they are owned by Jews?
    Ooooooooh, Jer-emy Cooorbyn!

  26. If a Gentleman drinks this Rainbow Brew.

    Is it advisable to wear a condom ?

    Asking for Mr. Cunt Engine.

    • After I use the ether-soaked hankie and apply the blindfold and earplugs, I find a condom is unnecessary. The police don’t have my DNA on file.

  27. It’s everywhere. I rocked up to Yorkshire Building Society the other day with £10K to put in an ISA. Pride stuff everywhere. I made a passing comment whilst opening the account along the lines of gay people get a month of recognition just for being gay, whereas my Grandfather who stepped off a landing craft into machine gun fire at 18 years old on D Day only gets Remembrance Day. I got a letter 2 days ago saying my account was being closed to protect the staff from my homophobic behaviour!!!

    F*ck them them, I’ll take my money somewhere else. They’re not doing me any favours. I wanted to give them money, not the other way around. They can write me a cheque, I’ll be on my way and they can get back to their satanic worship of perversion.

    • Chose wisely were you stick your cash these days Alan. So hide it in the loft, shove it under the matress, or of course, there is aways Bitcoin!

      • All the corporates support pride, it’s the ‘in thing’ to do, got to show how virtuous they are, even if they know it’s really a load of cack.
        Wait till October, then it’s black history month, and it all starts again.

  28. Fuck off Spew Dog. What’s next Windrush Muggers Rum? I’m fed up with hearing about the hero’s off the Windrush as well!

    Taking a trip on a boat or sucking off strangers in a public toilet don’t qualify as heroic in my book.

    Woke bollocks is never ending.

    Cunts.

    Maybe you’re meant to drink it before you go out kweer bashing? Maybe that was Stella?

    • Stella is traditionallly wife beater and I don’t drink

      • That sounds worse than Phillip Schofield’s ‘Tweener’ range of alcopops.

      • I guess that for it to be, as it was so commonly termed, back in the day “Wife Beater, Material,” you would also need to have to have a wife. Unless of course, it was someone elses!

      • Pip’s fun-pops. Freezepop snapped in half and put in a tall glass with vodka poured over. Get’s them ratted in no time.

    • Afternoon SV…what about the new brand of spirit in Arizona and New Mexico.
      “Farmer Bean’s Fence Hoppin’ Tequila.
      America’s version of pakıs.
      Caramel-coloured, violent, unwelcome, baby-producing spongers.

  29. Anything that’s “quaffed” by ginger-bearded, twirly-moustached, hipster douche bags gets my vote for a good old-fashioned cunting.

    It’s essentially mingin’, cloudy, piss-water that tastes like all-purpose surface cleaner which has already passed through the bladder of a homeless drunk.

    It can only be consumed without a facial-grimace by anybody called Gerald or Cecile (pronounced SEE-SILL).

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