Another batch of modern life annoyances

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We Buy Any Car TV Ad
Someone, usually a person of colour, sells his/her car to this rip-off outfit for a minimal price and is so excited by this great fortune that they leap out of their (just sold?) car and do a really stupid dance. I thought the Schofield WBAC ads were pathetic enough. These are worse.

TV Sofa Partnerships
Male and female presenters sit there like tweedle dee and tweedle dum the one looking adoringly at the other while they take turns to speak. Boring. Clichéd. You know they really hate and compete with each other a la Phil and Holly. Yuk!

The BBC bigging itself up with constant trailers of its own programmes usually pushing the LBGT+ agenda. Actually a great advert for scrapping the licence fee.

The Great EV Scam
We’ve had this sh*t shoved down our throats for too long. Now the campaign is collapsing as sales stall because people realise it’s all a farce. The recharging infrastructure is inadequate with whole swathes of the country not covered; the prices too dear – even with huge subsidies from taxpayers and road fund licence payers (most of whom can’t afford one); damage to the environment from production of batteries and EVs; running costs too high, ranges too low. How long can the pretence go on?

I think that is enough for now although I’m sure I’ll return with more.

Nominated by Lord Helpus.

61 thoughts on “Another batch of modern life annoyances”

  1. We buy any car ads are just following the fashion for fat black idiots jrrking around trying to demonstrate ‘Health at any size’

    The irony of it. Black actors dancing to get a pittance from white customers and white investors to make the company look woke.
    What’s next, shoe-shining?

    • There are 2 ads for some fucking insurance company – they play music from Bizet’s “Carmen”, a morbidly obese white woman, and another with a black man in an orange tee short just lepaing up and down like a chimpanzee. It gets on my Bristols so much I can’t even tell you whose scam, er, sorry- policy – they are advertising. B oth look stupid, the male especially. That and the carrot top blind woman whose fetishism for her own hair makes her the face of some shampoo company. Total shit.

      • I hate that one too, WC, and I’ve no idea what they’re advertising either. I didn’t even know it was for insurance.

  2. Cycle cunts.

    Don’t get me started on them and their fucking advocates.

    Truly one of modern life’s great annoyances.

    Morning all.

  3. Race grifting blacks, the BB fucking C and LGBT headbangers can all get fucked..

    I want nothing to do with them.
    And good luck trying to get your hands on my money.

  4. Radio 4 has lost 1.2 million listeners in the last year. The Today programme alone accounts for 800,000 of the fall (it lost me years ago). Far more people now tune in to commercial radio than listen to the Begum Broadcasting Caliphate’s garbage.
    Fuck em.

    • Some of the shit Wireless 4 broadcast: It’s like Regional World Service. I mentioned the other day the current edition of A Good Read with a Lotus Blossom high pitched voice type woman and a Lammy wanabee , innit, discusing books with some plummy tart called Harriet, including one whose hero was a “trans man” . I thought the silly bitch was going to sing I am Chinese If You Please, Harriet sounded like a bull dyke., – hideous, but other Wireless 4 delights include programmes about buggery in places where it is illegal and pompous wimminz spouting left wing bollocks – and so many American female pseudo intellectuals. Then we have some pansy and his KItchen Cabinet for those who like to spend Saturday mornings mincing in the kitchen, talking of mincing, Mandy is always popping up on news programmes. Bring back Listen To The Band – what this country needs now is military melody.

      • The only thing I listen to on BBC radio now is TMS on Radio 4 long wave, and even that’s being spoilt by an influx of splitarses. The Shipping Forecast makes for better listening than the shite WCB describes above.

      • Well said WC. I was an avid listener to Radio4 for many years but over recent times I’ve just drifted away. Your post put into words the reason for that. I must admit I hadn’t before considered why I had given up the station. The slide into drivel I think was slow and subtle but now it becomes clear to me.

        Oh for the days of Alistair Cooke, Brian Walden et al.

  5. We have a vw t roc or t wat as i call it on order from vw, 2.0tdi 4 motion dsg and all that ready in early sept. Some really good deals to be had at the moment. So i ask the dealer about ev sales and he said fucking terrible its a con and a fad.

    • Just been looking at the figures DC.

      Battery car share of the market in March; 16.2%.

      Battery car share in April; 15.4%.

      Predicted share for 2023 down from 19.7% to 18.4%.

      Predicted share for 2024 down from 23.3% to 22.6%.

      Small changes but significantly moving in the wrong direction for the eco-loons. 80% by 2030? We’ll see. Looks to me like we are approaching the end of the pool of suckers.

      • Who the fck wants a fecking glorified golf cart that is twice as expensive and half as good as a proper car?

  6. The pretence is slowly, slowly collapsing usually with socio/financial reasons being cited.
    What we seldom hear about is the quite significant engineering problems that have and are yet to be, encountered. My own mech eng institution has politically remained just left of neutral on the subject, probably because it just doesn’t fit the current fucking narrative!

  7. All this shit seems to inhabit an alternate universe..

    One which I barely visit thank fuck.

    It’s a right cunts panto and,I dare say,slow commercial suicide.

    Fuck em.

  8. Regent Street…Londonstabistan…..dateline…..June 2023.

    A hundred foreign flags festooned along the street in preparation for a victory march by an invading army from the Land of Wokebelieve. Yes the Bummers flag is there, the tranny flag and something called the Intersex Inclusive flag. ( believed to be a Special Forces unit)
    Yes it will be a very colourful celebration of all things degenerate and disgusting led by Reichsfuhrer Suckdick Khunt.

    Come on you fucking Peacefuls! Get the bombs out and do the business you cunts! Now is the time.

  9. Everything is fucking annoying these days, from the over representation of blacks in adverts to the constant banging on about Trans, I saw a story today about the first all trans men football team (that’s women pretending to be men), actually scored a goal. The match was against a male team and they lost 8-1, the men’s team consisted of overweight middle aged blokes, the pretend men’s team should have played a women’s team, they may have got two goals.

    There is an advert on at the moment which is mildly amusing (obligatory black included) for Smarty, it involves buying potatoes and onions from a roadside stall taking crypto only.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YT8RXgFDbA4

  10. Big fat birds in ads bouncing up and down and around all over the place
    Bounce up and down on my kno…. er maybe not!

  11. The BBC bigging itself up.
    Yep, The endless cross promoting of its own programmes and initiatives (fact checking? pfft), the cosy cunts acting as if the world shares their values of DEI and being muliticulti gayblack globohomo gobshites while being terrified of white British people who live and more importantly work outside the M25 (the far right).

    Self praise is no praise, you worthless Commie cunts.

  12. Funeral insurance ads. It’s not anyone’s problem, let your inheritors pay for it and if your broke, who cares? You’re gone and can’t complain, a paupers funeral of oven and bin paid for by the living taxpayer.

  13. I have a sixth sense where the likes of this shite are concerned and its gone in a puff of smoke, like a lot of other stuff I find on here.

  15. Yes, the BBC trailers for it’s “shows”, usually featuring făggőtry in the guise of make up shows, Cunt Dancing and a glimpse of underage grooming in that two schoolboys are about to snog.
    What a fucking degenerate, depraved organisation.
    Living up to sick values represented by the statue on it’s HQ by the nőņĉe beastialitist sculpter Eric Gill.

  16. Sick and tired of hearing about “communities”. The Gay Community, the Black Community, the Muslim Community, the Transgender Community, the Environmental Community, the Alphabet Community, the Vegan Community, the Christian Community……on and on and on. These cunts clearly don’t know the meaning of the word. Just shut the fuck up and stick your fake communities up your fucking arse.

    • “There is no such thing as community.”

      ©Margaret Thatcher 1987.

      Actually Freddie, she said society rather than community, but in this context the words are synonyms.

  17. Petrol prices, electricity and gas prices, the constant stream of ludicrous propaganda trying to convince me that The Ukraine is in fact convincly winning a war against a nuclear superpower 9 times it’s size, female presenters in sport, Pap tv, so called ‘Breaking News’ that is either 24 hrs old or not news, British politics, the BBC, The Guardian, people who watch and read that shit, people younger than 45, people older than 70, shit drivers, chavs, gyppos, spear-chuckers, curry munchers, moaning wifes, the smell of dog in my house from that fucking dog, no toilet paper after curling one out, my kids, pooftahs, ass-bandits, pædos, trannies and gay flags.

    I’ve got more if you want ’em.

      • There are obvious exceptions Arfur, you included mate 😁

        I should have specified; doddering 70+ fckrs, in the supermarket, blocking the aisles staring at the items on the shelves, picking them up with their pissy fingers, looking at them for an age, then putting them back, in the wrong place. Or tootling along at 45 in 60, or sitting in the middle lane on a motorway for miles on end, or making disgusting slapping sounds with their false teeth whilst eating in a restaurant, you know the sort Arfur.

      • Don’t worry mate, I’m just baiting you, I know eactly what you mean. I can honestly say none of those well known foibles of the elderly you list apply to me, least of all the last one; I’ve still got my own teeth.

    • I’m younger than 45, so in the words of a Nooo Yoik cabbie “Yeah? Well go fwork yourself too buddy!”

  18. Didn’t you get the memo Lord Helpus?

    .. modern life is rubbish.

    I hate modern people
    Modern attitudes
    Modern clothes
    Modern music
    Modern films
    Modern vehicles
    Modern adverts

    Everything about this era.
    Time stopped in 1999.

    I can’t name anything I like since then.

    The last 20+ years are one big amorphous blob.

    I ignore it.
    It’s none of my business.

    • I got broadband in 2000 and it would take some pretty fast talking to convince me that dial up was better. Fucking hell, trying to configure a 56k internal modem to work properly with win95, the stuff nightmares are made from.

    • Even though I agree with you Mis, I suppose modern equipment you are expressing your opinions on, is unrelated to the argument ?

      • Maybe Sammy,
        Dunno.
        Im tired from work and just hate anything modern.

    • Trouble is we have to try and live in an age where little makes any sense to anyone over 50.

      One way it to watch TPTV all day and pretend it’s 1966 and we’ve just won the world cup. Turn off the nasty funeral plan ads of course where Derek is making a sandwich whilst giving us all the benefits of SunLife, a subject which obsesses this mild-mannered man.

    • Or just make them walk home to whichever middle class enclave they come from. They would soon appreciate the benefits of oil again.

  20. Fucking global warming or as it’s now known climate change, it’s the BBC’s new religion it’s on R4 and World Service constantly, feckin lot of bollocks just a get rich scheme for governments and councils.

  21. When you tell people you’re going on holiday and they say “going anywhere nice?”

    I feel like saying. No I’m planning on spending my hard earned money and time going to a total shit hole (like 2023 London) and I’m hoping I’ll have a thoroughly terrible time.

    • One more thing.

      When you make a suggestion to someone and they aren’t keen on the idea or nay-say….then a week later they talk about it as if they came up the idea and say how wonderful it is.

  22. The audio small print on radio adverts makes my teeth itch. Ridiculously fast bollocks nobody could understand. And the worst of it? ‘Ts and Cs apply’. How fucking hard is it to say Terms and Condititions? Fucking cunts.

    Then there’s the cunts who call a TV series a ‘season’. And an exceutive producer a ‘showrunner’. Usually Doctor Whoke, Stranger Things, Game of Thrones and Sherlock loving sad fuckers.

    Stranger Things loving sad cunts who think Kate Bush is a ‘new discovery’ after her song was on that load of shite. How ignorant and thick are these cunts? I wasn’t born during the war. But I still know who Vera Lynn was for fuck’s sake.

    That radio advert with Ian Wright shouting ‘BETTAH!’ over and over. Fuck off you lowest common denominator treeswinging cunt.

    Sofa adverts that have 70s songs on them by Queen, T.Rex and the like. DFS with Children of the Revolution. Fucking why?!

    Cunts today who actuallly think that beige corporate shite like Adele, Ed Sheercunt and Titless Swift are actually any good and are as good as stuff from the past. Just fuck off and expire. All three of them are nothing. Total crap.

    The ‘Transfer Window’ televised as an ‘event’ and ‘news’. Cunts actually paying to watch it and saying ‘Oh, it’s been a good transfer window.’ Sky Sports must see these wankers coming.

    Wokegate’s England fairies. Always have been shite, always will be shite. Will never win anything ever. Mediocrity and bottlers rewarded.

    • Have you considered getting help? Perhaps you could mention it while you are having your dialysis.

    • Bloody right Norman.

      I watched George Ezra at iow Festival last night and thought he is SO ordinary. Why are the audience ants going mad? He wouldn’t have got on the bill 20 years ago. And Sam Spaceman Ryder? One hit wonder (with a euro song at that) wearing pyjamas running around like a looney. I feel sorry for the young fans who think this is excitement. They know no better.

  23. Cunts who blatantly lie to look woke. Saying that repulsive fat cunts like Sam Smith, Lizzo and other fat fucks are attractive and even sexy. Pure virtue signaling bullshit. Nobody like seeing a fat twat on the front of a magazine or whatever. Unless they are insane.

  24. Blackies love a good dance even for the smallest happy occasion, it’s what they do to show their appreciation, me I raise a glass and say a well done son, not jump around rolling my eyes and beating my chest.!

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