Lucy Ward and other wimminz on men’s sports coverage
Recently, I decided to watch a big Champions League game between Man City and Bayern Munich. I don’t pay for BT Sport, I was watching ‘elsewhere’. I wasn’t overly arsed, just thought I’d check it out.
Anyway, this tart (Ward) was co commentator. The job of a co commentator has always been to chime in with ‘expert’ opinion. And traditionally, they chime in only 7 or 8 times in the whole match. Usually prompted by the commentator.
Well this cunt, like almost all female pundits on men’s sports it seems, thinks she must talk every time the ball goes dead. Throw in? Off she babbles, talking utter shit (usually about ‘XG’ and ‘beating the press’ – gets on my fucking tits that) for about two minutes in her ‘trying to be butch’ voice. She also talks during general play, if the commentator is quiet for a split second.
It’s fucking insufferable. To the point the radio was turned on – which had to be manually synced as the audio was about 10 seconds in front of the picture. Not at all annoying or inconvenient.
Sue fucking Smith and her annoying Scouse voice is another one ruining football coverage. Never fucking off the telly. Just fuck off. Two sugars love.
I’m currently half watching the cricket with the sound muted, because it has two bints taking utter shit throughout on a men’s international ODI.
I’m cunting all of these wimminz who commentate on men’s sports. They fucking know the vast majority of sports fans don’t want to hear their babble. But they turn up for the pay cheque anyway.
Even worse when they are the main commentator. Every cunt I know does the same thing. Mute them and try to sync radio commentary or try to find an IPTV foreign feed (I know nuffink) with male commentary.
Do I blame them for carrying on doing their jobs? Do I fuck. I get it. It’s easy money.
But it doesn’t stop them being cunts for doing it, knowing every cunt despises their babbling on men’s sports.
Hard to find any articles criticising them of course. According to the media, every cunt loves them. If you don’t, you’re a sexist dinosaur.
However, any comments section discussing such a thing reveals anything but the being popular. Although very few articles allow comments on such things, of course!
Check out some of the reviews of BTSport on Trustpilot, for example. Plenty kicking off about Ward and others.
Thank fuck I don’t pay for any of this shite. They can fuck off, be quiet and make me a brew.
Nominated by Cuntybollocks.
A attractive female presenter, yes please.
Just so I don’t have to see old man Lineker with he’s scraggy 15 year olds beard.
Shave it off cunt you can’t grow one.
But I’m with you CB, I end up finding a american or middle eastern stream just to get away from the screeching.
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To keep everyone happy they should get a trannie to do the job.
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I hear you you. It is fucking annoying. Its like listening to women in the pub pretending that they are really into football and having a footie chat. Tiresome.
Personally I hate football and think its a shite game played by over paid preening prima donnas but its the principle.
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Who 😂
I assume she used to kick a ball before she was thrown in as the token tart in the commentary box.
Agree that Sue Smith, who I have seen on Sky Saturday afternoon football results show, is a fucking annoying twat, voice combined with stupid grin makes you wonder who employs these idiots.
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Total fucking idiots employ them.
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Lianne Sanderson for fucks sake. Horrible cockney thing. A shithouse bull dyke lezza.
Wishes she was a man, dresses like a man, fucking hates men.
Immediate oven.
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109% minge muncher
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Hopefully, someone like Roy Keane will finally say to one of these birds, “Shut the fuck up, you don’t know what you’re talking about, you wouldn’t get in a boys Under 14’s Sunday league side.”
Which is true, they wouldn’t.
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Some would. As the post-match entertainment in the showers.
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Don’t know about sport, but she’s got the perfect face for a Game of Thrones spinoff.
Last days of Rome.
Bread and circuses.
Preversions the new norm.
Roll up, roll up !!
It’s all rather dreary.
Anyway, me, the hound and Ethel are fucking off to the Peak District for a week. 👍
No telly, no work, no give two fuck’s 😀
Good afternoon.
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Nice, watch out for the paragliding on mam Tor if the wind is coming from the east…🌬️
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Ok. If the drink allows it 🙂
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Look out for Countryfile presenters. If you find one, kick the cunt down a hill.
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Jack@
Let us know where you visit!
Plenty of places to see.
Eyam the plague village
Little John’s grave in Hathersage
Matlock bath
Bakewell
Blue John mines and Castleton
Have fun👍
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Cut the brakes on his wheelchair 👍😀
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Jack is still getting over the excietment of the Dewsbury Bus Museum from last weeks visit to Yorkshire.
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@MNC. We’ll certainly be having a mooch about, although we don’t do the miles we used to.
The days of walking mile after mile, up hill and down dale are but a distant memory.
What with Ethel’s hip and my knees. LOL.
Around seven miles is the max. now, with no big hills.
And there must be a pub or a tea shop.
Preferably both :o)
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@LL. You wouldn’t catch me in Dewsbury. Last went there nearly twenty years ago and it was like fucking Beirut then.
Fuck knows what it’s like now.
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For Dewsbury, read Karachi….or alternatively.
SHITHOLE….!
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For years I’ve stopped listening to football commentary, men included. Besides me knowing all the annoying repetitive superlatives that can be used to describe a pass, a move and a goal, they also get over excited about fuck all.
Whilst watching I tend to listen to interesting subjects on the radio I don’t get time for, such as File on 4 or archive on 4. I’m always normally right on penalty decisions and offsides anyway, so no worries there. Oh, I also don’t listen to the punditry twaddle pre or post match, because I know what shite they’re spurting.
The only commentary listened to are on my country cricket club, when steamed online and its rarely about the cricket, but life in general !
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The WSL.
The Women’s Super League.
If this is the Super League, fuck knows how bad the rest of it is….
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Just google where’s the bloke
I’m too Luddite to do a link
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There’s a lot of wimminz getting cunted on here recently.
Here is a joke to lighten the day.
Why do Chinese woman has small feet…
So they can stand nearer the kitchen sink…
🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣
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Why do women wear white at their wedding?
…all kitchen appliances come in White
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“At the end of the day – it’s a game of two halves and as they’re only taking it one game at a time then there’s really no need to park the bus because there are no easy games at this level”
Karen Carney. (probably)
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Like listening to whiny word salad.
A modern day form of torture just like Kay Burley on the Coronation – had to turn the sound off.
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‘Children should be seen and not heard. Women should be obscene and not heard’.
W Shakespeare
‘The Merry Whores of Windsor’.
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I agree totally with this nom.
We had to put up with Sara Carbonero as a football pundit until she moved to Portugal with her husband Iker Casillas, captain of the Spanish World Cup winning team.
Awful…….
https://www.diezminutos.es/famosos-corazon/famosos-espanoles/a37501446/sara-carbonero-videoclip/
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She resembles that hateful Ursula von FuckitUp from the Reich so I commend this nom. If they have women prattlng on in The Ashes, I might have to forego watching the Convicts being skittled.
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Remember in the 90s that awful, common TV show ‘ fantasy football ‘
It was with chirpy Brummie Frank Skinner,
And his Jewish mate with a cold, Milhouse.
Well times moved on.
Football is played by women and gays.
It’s more international.
We need to get Americans, Aussies, moose fuckers involved and investing.
Also the Alphabet people with the pink pound.
Maybe Rupauls fantasy football league?
Stick in a ethnic, unfunny comedian, Nish Kumar!!?
And we’re back on track.
And you could sell those big foam hands like the Americans have when watching rounders?
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To be fair i dont like many male commentators either.
Keegan was bizarre, as is Hoddle. Phil Neville was monotonous.
It would be strange to have Peter Drury talking on his own, so I would prefer a commentary-free game with just the mics picking up the crowd, shrieks of managers and thud of the ball.
They’re always trotting pointless stats as well.
‘Danny Welbeck has run 9 kilometres over the past 70 minutes’
It hasnt affected the game. Shut up.
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CP@
Emyln Hughes and his comedy Joe Pascale voice would of been good! 😁
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I’m just old enough to remember Emlyn Hughes’ voice, and his computer game for the Commodore and Sinclair Spectrum.
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Who? Never hear of her. Face like a cows anus.
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I’m unable to really comment as all I can hear when these shoehorned cunts are on is a constant high pitched screeching,like a Scammell truck with a fucked gearbox.
Piss in their ear.
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Sky even have a blick tart on F1….I mean there isn’t a tart good enough to get into F1 let alone a blick one ffs!!
If you’ve ever watched one of the little slitty yellow women or a blick woman trying to drive you will know why they can’t get into motorsport.
Fuck me, even the blick blokes can’t park a micra
cunts
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Boxing has them now.
Fit birds in hot pants talking about a fighters history.
I’m not really arsed,
I don’t really listen and suppose it’s better than listening to some punch drunk ex fighter?
You don’t need them really do you?
May as well interview the ring girls as they hold up the round card.
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They had a female driver in F2 last year , Tatiana Calderon.
Almost always last and comfortably 2 secs a lap off the pace and they have pretty much equal cars down in that Formula.
I’m hoping the wok eaters do force a woman into F1, because it will be fucking hilarious watching her get lapped within about 10 laps , that’s if she manages to keep it on the track until then
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Wokesters not wok eaters!!!
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She’ll have to drive the right way around the track as well.
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Female sport commentators should only be talking about who designed the dress that the chairman’s wife is wearing, and if her shoes are really Feregamo.
Possibly with a little backbiting gossip wishing the latest victim, sorry I meant WAG, a speedy recovery from her recent enhancement surgery!
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..and making the tea for the proper commentators during half time.
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or the Chairman’s boyfriend’s dress?
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Their voices grate on me, as bad as shrieking kids in a pub. Only the libtards pretend to like them.
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Face like a hair scrunchie.
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Remember the old adage…..the customer is always right? Not anymore mate. The customer is an ignorant, backward cunt who needs to be woke. It doesn’t matter if he doesn’t want to be woke we’re ramming it down his throat anyway. It’s the new corporate way so get used to it cunt. It doesn’t matter who you buy from or who you vote for…..you’re getting it.
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What an ugly cunt the gene pool definitely gave her a shit deal who would fuck it does anyone wont to be a hero Thomas is a bit quiet
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Two commentators/presenters that really piss me off are Gabby Logan and Jermaine Jenas. One looks like a trans version of Mr Punch and the other fucker ticks more boxes than Clare Balding’s been down on.
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Going off topic somewhat here, although it is sport related and has something in common with the cunting of school reunions and mates and so called mates, the other day.
Rugby League is one of the few sports with any credibility left and I have a lot of time for this bloke.
A true friend indeed. He’s raised millions for MND research.
Rob Burrow was a fantastic player, he’s fucked now, but his mate’s still by his side.
Well done that man.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUgnXHGMiWY
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Those runners and that crowd looked terribly white.
Just saying.
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Yes. Wonderful, isn’t it ?
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I appear to have something in my eye.
“Cough”
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Fuck football.
Fuck wimmins football. Plus I’ve never heard of this one. I’ve heard a thing called Karen Karney on Radio5 dead. Once, never again.
When it comes to commentary all these current gobshites should take a leaf out of the late great cricket commentator, Richey Benau’s note book.
When talking on the radio ‘say what you see’ nothing more, nothing less. When commentating on TV, ‘less is more’ – because the viewer at home can often see more than the commentary team.
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Serious question this opens up.
If it is now ok for people who have only ever played football at u13 boys level are allowed to commentate and get paid to give their views on a match (being played by athletes they couldn’t possibly hope to understand), then what is to stop anyone who has played at that level or higher ie ME
Not even joking , what’s the difference ?
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