Liverpool Fans (3)

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Once again Liverpool boo the national anthem, even on coronation day the pond scum couldn’t find a bit of decorum.

Scouse not English? Scouse not fucking human! Liverpool is a pikey theme park.

Liverpool should be the destination for every asylum seeker, there would be a fleet of dinghies heading out to sea as they all fucked off home after a few days in that shithole.

The scousers love to reel off the list of famous people born in Liverpool, all of whom left as fast as they could. Time England have the scousers some of their own medicine, no Liverpool players in the England squad.

A special mention for the sacks of shit that support LVC but have no connection to the city but join in the booing. What kind of grade A cunt must you be eh?

I’m sure there are a few decent people in Liverpool, I implore you to learn English and seek asylum.

Can’t the government possibly send some of the arms bound for Ukraine to Manchester? A few drones, guided missiles?

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Nominated by Sixdog Vomit.

134 thoughts on “Liverpool Fans (3)”

  1. I know a lot of football clubs have cunts as fans but Liverpool fans are particularly insufferable.

    It’s probably quite appropriate that the Beatles are the most famous export from the place because their football team’s fans are similar to Beetles as they tend to crawl out of woodwork.

    Victim card playing cunts.

    • Martin Amis is permanently off the global team, as of today… Anybody got him in Deadpool?

  2. Whatever their views on the monarchy, it seemed like a pretty crass thing to do.

    Villa have just kicked off there, and we’ll probably get humped, which won’t improve my mood!

    • Watkins just missed a penalty, Ron.

      Really hoping we turn them over though, be great to have European nights back at Villa Park

      • It’s been great seeing you guys and Brighton shake up the established order this season. Hopefully you both become top 6 regulars.

    • I have a bit of a soft spot for Villa. Mrs Gravy is from Handsworth so back in the 80’s/90’s every time she went back to visit her family I used to go to Villa Park and watch a game, rather than sit there talking shit with her folks. Was around about the time they had Spink in goal and Cowans in midfield. Good ground to watch a game in, good view anywhere you sit and one of the few proper ‘old school’ grounds left.

      FA Cup semi finals should always be played there.

      • Coincidence LG. Mrs Brain was born and raised in Handsworth. I well remember being at her place on a Saturday afternoon with the doors and windows closed and hearing the crowd roar when a goal was scored half a mile away. Mrs Gravy might know Stoneleigh Road but I’m talking fifty years ago. I don’t think there are any white people there any more.

      • I’ll ask her when she’s home from work. I haven’t been there in the best part of 20 years now but yes last time I went it resembled Islamabad, but then again what part of Birmingham doesn’t?

    • A missed pen by Watkins. The Dippers score on 89 min.

      Bollocks.

      Even tho they’ll edge us out, it’s good to see Brighton doing so well. It appears to be an exceptionally well run club.

  3. I once had to walk through Toxteth for a meeting, fuck me.

    Warra shitehole la.

    Been to knotty Ash too.
    Not a single diddy man.
    Probably moved out,
    Sick of getting burgled.

    They don’t like my accent there.
    Cop a snotty attitude.

    Not my fault I don’t sound like I’ve got a load of marbles in my gob.
    Hope your benefits office burns down ,
    And your tracky bottoms get robbed you fuckin poodle haired twats.

    • Good job you weren’t driving, the wheels would have been nicked and anything else that the cunts could get a spanner on.

      You can tart up the city centre but the surrounding ghettos are just the same as they have always been, complete shitholes.

  4. Total arse holes. Brag about bunking in free. Jumping turnstiles opening gates etc.
    think 🤔 about it for a moment
    Sad thing is it’s always innocent ones that get hurt Or worse

    • Not all LFC supporters booed. In fact, it was only a small minority and they’re the “Oirish” militant cunts (plastic cunts who’ve never been to Oireland in their lives).

      Klopp, however, didn’t exactly excuse the incident. He squirmed and tried to diplomatic, but it was awkward viewing. He ended by saying that it was always going to happen. Resign, you devil-dodging, anti-Brexit sausage-chomping Kraut.

      • Klopp said after the booing that he couldn’t really have an opinion because he was German and that they don’t have a monarchy (no because you palmed the cunts onto us) But not being British didn’t stop him having an opinion on Brexit or BLM when attempting to destroy our history.

        I’m only surprised some enterprising scally hasn’t tried to nick his massive teeth.

      • Klopp is on call for emergency dental work should Russian tanks reach the Elbe
        His teeth will be placed at various crossings as barriers.
        You’ve heard of Chobham armour. It has nothing on chomp’em.

      • You’d need big boots to kick those bleached, gameshow gnashers, Liquors.

  5. I once had to go to a meeting in Bootle.

    Asked the security fella (who looked like bobby chariot’s brother) where I could park.

    “Well, you can park on the road and get your car broke in for free, or go into the car park and pay for it to get broken into.”

    Lovely place.

  6. What’s happened?
    Haven’t they won the league again?

    Hillsborough again? Get over it. Boo fucking hoo.

    Look nobody likes you apart from the BBC and nobody likes them either.

    Putin you gay cunt,you bombed the Ukraine town but not Liverpool.

    • We all know they hate the Tories because of Thatcher and the suggestion of “managed decline” for Liverpool. But there were thirteen years of a Labour govt since then and they are still fucking whining.

      There are plenty of areas all over the country, centres of heavy industry like Middlesbrough, former pit towns, depressed seaside resorts who all have a similar claim yet don’t have this self-pitying entitlement.

    • ‘Putin you gay cunt!’

      Made me laugh. I can imagine Brian Braddock (Captain Britain) saying that in a film starring Jason Statham.

  7. Why is it Liverpudlians have the loudest mouths on the train, think they’re amusing, and talk non-stop bollocks the entire journey?
    I’d rather listen to the grass growing than have a conversation with any LFC supporter.

  8. A RECENT HISTORY OF LIVERPOOL

    1980: Mrs Thatcher is busy destroying what’s left of Britain’s heavy industry. All Scousers watch ‘Boys from the Blackstuff’, think it’s a documentary and award themselves Special Victim Status. Every Liverpool fan thinks he’s Yosser Hughes.
    1981: Toxteth riots. Thatcher’s fault.
    1983-5: Trotskyite knucklehead Derek Hatton does more to wreck Liverpool than Thatcher could ever hope to achieve.
    1985: Heysel. Liverpool fans learn the art of selective amnesia.
    1989: For the first time since the ending of the transatlantic slave trade, Liverpool finds a reason to exist with the emergence of the Hillsborough Grievance Industry (HGI).
    2011: More Toxteth riots. Thatcher’s fault.
    2015: Hillsborough report. The HGI is now second only to the Post-Colonial Guilt Industry in national importance.
    2022: Liverpool fans boo ‘Abide with me’, a hymn sung at every FA Cup Final since 1926 to honour the nation’s war dead. The fact that 13 Liverpool players served their country in WW1 and two were killed is an irony lost on the cacophonous morons.
    2023: A 9 year-old girl is shot dead in her own home. Thatcher’s fault.
    2023: Liverpool fans boo the National Anthem because the Establishment, with the King at its pinnacle, always put Liverpool down and never give it due recognition. Sir Kenny Dalglish, Ian Rush MBE and Jordan Henderson MBE are somewhat mystified.

    The above excerpts are from a new book by social historian G Twatt entitled ‘How Scousers became self-pitying cunts’. Published by Gutter Press and priced at £999.99.
    Stolen copies available out the back of a Transit van in Liverpool priced at 2 forged tickets for the next game at Anfield.

    • Not forgetting….

      Two evil little bastards rape, torture and murder an innocent 2 year old kid on some railway tracks. Said evil bastards get new identities, houses, money, lifelong protection and have mostly been at large in society.

  9. The cunts got every English club banned from European football for years after Heysel (don’t mention Heysel lah), costing the likes of Everton and Arsenal a place in the European Cup, something Arsenal hadn’t taken part in since 1972 and something Everton had never taken part in since 1971.

    As soon as the ban was lifted, the scally cunts went on the spend to make sure they could try and get into the now named Champions League.

    No thought of compo to the clubs who lost millions in revenue because of the murdering cunts then?

    Of course not!

    The piss arsed FA/Premier League, should’ve forced the scally cunts to pay compo to the clubs who missed out on European football, not let them go on the spend.

    And if they couldn’t pay, the club should’ve been wound up and all revenue shared between these clubs, the fucking cunts.

    Don’t forget:

    Liverpool were the club who started the take the knee shite.

    Liverpool had an open top bus celebration after winning two cups on the anniversary of Heysel.

    Wankers.

    And don’t get me started on Hillsborough. Obviously too many people in the stand. And we all know why, the murdering cunts (allegedly).

    • Not to mention Coventry City and Wimbledon who would have played in the old Cup winners Cup had it not been for the Bin Dippers.

      The scouse bastards should have been made to pay compensation to those clubs along with Everton and Arsenal.

      • Indeed HJ, I did mention above paying all clubs who missed out compo.

        I just couldn’t remember them all off hand (three compos etc.)

    • West Ham got fucked over too and we barely ever got to play in Europe because we’re shit.

      Absolutely none of it was their fault though right.

      Yes the coppers got it badly wrong but as usual too many people rocking up and getting in without tickets .

      What did they fucking expect to happen

    • Jaunty piano tinkling

      ‘A-you say Hillsborough, and I say Heysel..’

  11. Always the victims never their fault. Can’t stand the mickeys.

    Banging on about Hillsboro all the time, I tend to subscribe to Cloughies version of events. No matter the failings of the police the fact remains of hundreds of ticketless fans hadn’t turned up it would never have happened.

    They also conveniently forget about Heysel and their part in that.

    Cunts

  12. Also they tend to bang on about my clubs supposed “lack of history” when we managed to win a European trophy before they did.

    Fuck off

  13. It is ti be noted that during WW 2, the German Luftwaffe decided not to completely destroy Liverpool and for the reason that it was to be used as a Latrine for the occupying German troops ( were they successful )

    I have been to Liverpool on only two occasions in my life, and on both, I was robbed on the street and my car stolen.

    Attempting to report matters, the local dialect was particularly difficult to understand as it resembles a tubercular lung of a particularly thick secretion being gargled through a straw.

    As for the “Shitty of Culture” ? What fucking culture was that ?

    Fuck the Luftwaffe. Should have completed the job!

    • Booing your own national anthem or anyones for that matter is low class.
      Im no fan of the French but I wouldn’t boo it !
      It’d make me look bad.

      What is the French national anthem
      ‘ coward of the county ‘?

      https://youtu.be/rpnmfbLiRng

      • I’m not into football, but a mate of mine is,
        He traveled a bit supporting England.

        He was saying about Scouse wit.
        I think it’s definitely a real thing.

        They were playing someone, possibly the Turks but not sure,
        And they wanted to fight,
        Goading the English fans.

        Making “cutthroat gestures” and kept saying

        ‘ I fucked your mother ”

        This Scouser cool as a cucumber said

        ” Good for you la,
        She’s been lonely since me dad died”.

        He said the English fans were rolling with laughter much to the puzzlement of the filthy Moors.

      • That’s just English self-deprecation humour mis, and it’s not difficult to confuse a turk.

        Camel or donkey.

      • To be fair to the cunts the words to Le Marseillaises are fucking superb and shite all over our pathetic anthem.

        It’s a shame for them that it’s just a song and their soldiers rarely act on them 🏳️

      • Aye, I’ve always said the frogs have the best national anthem.

        Almost makes me want to chomp on an onion and go ‘hoh hee hoh her hoh’ when I hear it.

      • I like the German National Anthem. USA’s not bad. Italy’s is good, always thought ours should be Abide with Me. Always brings a lump to my throat when I hear it for some reason.

      • As Anthems go, i like those of the French, Italians, Americans and Russians.

        Ours is a solemn dreary little dirge, and the Queen is dead.

      • The Scousers have a problem with your accent Mis? From thirty miles away? I doubt the word parochial is in their vocabulary. An irritant of mine is the folks down here in Bucks who think my Brummie accent is Scouse. Dull bastards. There are decent people from Liverpool though. One of them lives across the street from us.

        Have to agree with LG and CB though, La Marseillaise is far and away the best national anthem, ours is a piss-poor dirge by comparison. I like this version; read the English sub-titles.

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MQ-SC9bmp4

      • Hello Arfur 👍

        Yes.
        They think I’m a manc.
        Give me poor service.
        It’s clearly racist.

        I like to commit racism not receive it!
        Think they’re jealous I don’t have to sign on at a Labour Exchange,
        Can get the Sun newspaper and not had a relative crushed sneaking into a sporting event.

  14. Just now, Villa player goes down with a head injury.

    The scallies ignore it and play on. The ref did stop the game but took his time, probably scared of the baying scally mob at Anfield.

    Ref’s fault, yes, but typical of this scum club to do this.

    They’d go fucking nuts if done to them, of course.

    • Erm obviously I’m at the game and not watching an IPTV live feed, whatever the fuck that is.

      • CB

        Do you mean an illegal stream? I use them all the time fuck funding those cunts 👍

      • I believe these are paid subscription things with a box and everything, loads of them online allegedly. Ask about in any pub during a big footy match and there’s always some local cunt who can sort all UK and foreign sports feeds, free pay per view fights and normal telly for about £10-£15 a month through VPN or summat. Not always easy to install so maybe get some local cunt who knows how to do it. Box might cost you £20-£50. Full HD some UHD. Works really well, very rarely freezes and if it does, choose another channel showing the game. Sorted.

        Allegedly anyway, I know absolutely fuck all about it.

      • Normal live streams online stick and freeze a lot in my experience. Poor picture quality etc.

        Some IPTV is full hd and works like a sky box set up. Channel selection through a box etc. 3 days catch up. Can download streams/films etc.

        All sky, BT and international (3pm kick offs) premier league games on several channels (in English – Keys and Gray presenting on a peaceful channel etc.)

        But it’s just stuff I’ve heard, I know nuffink.

      • Do you have any suggestions for one which won’t brick my laptop LG?

      • OP

        I go onto a website called Totalsportek, there’s around 20 different links to choose from. With a bit of trial and error I can usually pick up one that’s in HD and doesn’t buffer/freeze/fuck up at all

    • IOP my reply is awaiting moderation. If it gets removed I’ll try again whilst wording it in a different way

    • Indeed. Liverpool is an old Anglo-Saxon word which means ‘A good place to have the small change in you car ashtray stolen’.

  16. This Mancunian who lov …. sorry loathes the scouse gits, used to get my own back on them by sneaking into their Philharmonic Hall after the interval, when the main work of a symphony would be performed. The RLPO under Sir Charles Groves in the sixties often perform Mahler, my favourite composer. Walking down from Hope Street, the intellectual side of the City to the railway station home, you would occasionally see fights braking out and I would be highly amused from where I’d just come from.

  17. And they’re very selective about what they deem to be racism.

    First to bend the knee and go full libtard about Chiggun George, but even Kenny Daglish wore a T-shirt in support of Suarez after his alleged racist abuse of Patrice Evra. Indeed, every scally cunt in the ground was wearing one. They also said fuck all about Mo Salah allegedly being caught refusing to shake the hands of four be two players, every time he plays against them. Allegedly.

    That’s fucking tickety boo, innit lah?

    Oh, and their players goz on 13 year old girls and all.

  18. Sorry the Villa couldn’t hold out for 3 points. Still, that all but guarantees Champions League footy for Newcastle next season.
    Thanks Villa, Ron et al.

    • I’m not pleased about having Saudi involvement in the game but fair play, Howe has done a remarkable job. It’s more or less the same squad Bruce had as well – and even the players he’s brought in he’s improved/reinvented in some way.

      • Thank you OC. I don’t like the Saudi money either, but then we had 14 years of that arsehole Ashley, so I think we deserve a break.

      • He’s certainly gonna be a PL winning manager one day, whether it be with you lot or with someone else.

      • ‘Neh, Eddie Howe? The bloke who got Bournemouth relegated’?

        Yes Steve, didn’t he just. Off you fuck.

      • Stevie Bruce dropped a bollock with that one.

        Tommy Docherty (RIP) got Man United relegated. But he also bounced back with one of the finest attacking sides that I have ever seen play.

        Then the cunts on the board sacked him, when they all had mistresses and prossies on away trips.

  19. And Everton draw. Feels like the Premier League are trying REALLY hard to prevent their relegation.

    • Perhaps Everton need to be relegated, so they’re forced to learn how to be a football club again.

  20. Liver birds?. Whatever happened to the likely lads..

    Beatles. Splitters. Prefer the stones.

    Cilla black? Enough said.

    • Too right Baz. New Order never left Manchester. Factory had its faults, but at least they (with Wilson, Hannett, Gretton and Erasmus) tried to build something here..

      Mind you, to be fair if the Beatles had put Apple in Liverpool, there would have been nothing left of it. The rapaciousness and leeching would have even astonished Allen Klein.

    • I never minded The Lightning Seeds back in the day. I’ll admit their music hasn’t aged well though…

      • The La’s were alright too. Best Liverpool band is – of course – Echo and the Bunnymen.

  21. The ‘one of our own’ thing they are so fond of is hilarious.

    Cilla Black was a total cunt, an unpleasant person, a total snob, and as sincere as a dose of the Black Death. Yet to them she was ‘Ar Cilla’ and when she croaked the grief-fest was obscene. The bitch fucked off and left the place in 1963 for fuck’s sake.

    And when McCartney went back to his old house with that human slug Corden, it was pretty much the same. Hordes of them saying things like ‘Ey Jood was played ad ar Jimmee’s funeral, Macca Lad’. The last time he left that house he went fucking Hamburg.

  22. Liverpool fans have blood on their hands twice
    Professional victims of the highest order.
    But what would you expect from Northerners,Welsh and Irish Untermesh.

    • The spin they have tried about combining Hillsborough and Heysel. On Sky Sports they once said they were commemorating the Hillsborough and Heysel tragedies.

      Hillsborough was a tragedy. Heysel was a massacre.

    • Don’t lump the majority of decent Northerners in with those Scouse twats.

      • Yeah!
        Skip diving
        Robbing
        And falsely claiming benefits is Cultural.

        Scousers think they’ve a monopoly on it.

        We in Stockport invented it

    • Especially the likes of Ukrainian football fans.

      Some proper Nazi cunts amongst those lot.

      • That’s OK, your friend in the Kremlin is doing his best to wipe them out.

      • The Ukraine is crawling with Neo-Nazi gangs and factions.
        And, before Ivan invaded, it was seen as one the most corrupt countries in the world.

      • People who indirectly cunt cunters by calling all football fans cunts = sad, bitter cunts whose bird left them because they’re loser cunts.

      • Ah bless. I wasn’t cunting any cunters indirectly, or directly.
        Not a fan of the football fan, haven’t been for decades. They hate each other, and I hate them all.
        Nice one with the personal abuse. Again.

      • Oh I wasn’t cunting anyone directly or indirectly too, just like you.

        Seems some like to dish it out but can’t take a bit back.

        Diddums.

      • Who was I cunting specifically? Do tell, because I haven’t a fucking clue who you think it is.
        Perpetually offended, getting wound up on other people who couldn’t give a shit.
        I had enough shit for not liking football as a kid, probably coloured my view a bit, found nothing in later life to change that view.
        If you get triggered by some random weirdo on the Internet, chill out, because I don’t. 😀

    • Come on lads we are all here for the same reason aren’t we? Calling out cunts for who they are?

      Mudslinging between each other is a little counter productive and childish wouldn’t you say?

      • I agree LaughingGravy. We cunt who we want, when we want.
        But not each other.

  24. Liverpools not England. it’s a bit of Ireland that became detached and collided with Lancashire. Hence the chip on the shoulder.

  25. Cheers Forest! What more can I say? I’m off down the pub for a few to celebrate.

    Cheers 🥂 👍

  26. Aren’t a lot of Scousers always calking themselves Irish ?
    Ireland should pay their benefits.
    I can see the scousers lining the docks, waiting the gyro ferry from Kerry.

  27. Eurovision fans are harder than Liverpool football fans.

    Bunch of poofs.

  28. Liverpool. What the fuck is it for.

    I understand they have F16s in storage hangars on the banks of the Mersey, c’mon Vlad, you know it makes sense…. 💥

    I heard Klopp speaking on the radio earlier, fucking hell, I’ve heard footballists talking shite before but this cunt takes it to a whole new level. The way he mangles his words and talks without actually saying anything, but takes what appears like hours to do so is worthy of the worst politicians.

  29. Awww hey.
    De do doh don’t dee doe?

    Worra lorra Wirral squirrels.

    Gizza chip?

  30. Liverpool FC? An iconic Club? the victimised cunts…like everyone from there. The dirty Fenian bastards. And phuq Glasgow Celtic in the ass too!
    Moderation? Really? The truth hurts! FTP.

    • Off topic
      On the news a ice cream van has been asked not to trade from its new pitch…..

      Outside of The Death Gate, Auschwitz.

      Jesus Christ.🙄

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