Coronation cunts Royal Fans


A cunting for Coronation cunts, some silly cunts have already started camping out on the Mall and have drawn the attention of the media.

Now camping out a week before the event is cuntish in its own right but just take a look at this bunch in the link, now I don’t know if the names are correct but they are definitely a bit suspect.

The King wants to celebrate British diversity, yes fuck that, but he will be impressed with these four, god knows what species they are 😂

I have no interest in the Royal show, the Queen is dead, she must have been so disappointed in what is to follow.

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143 thoughts on “Coronation cunts Royal Fans

  1. It’s no worse than the carpet riders stampeding each other at Mecca.
    At least Charlie boy actually exists.

    • Yes that’s always a welcome treat when the Peacefuls stomp each other to death.
      Then they have a mass funeral and do it all over again. Bloody marvellous!

  2. Is his carriage going to be eco-friendly? Powered by hippy love, immigrant shite and Kate’s vaginal discharge?

    Of course not. Jug eared do as a say not as I do wanker.

  3. The police have all been drafted in, 30,000 of them on patrol, with extended powers of arrest and detention specifically for the weekend (rushed through Parliament).

    See, they can sure turn up and crack skulls when they want to. Fucking cunts. Just don’t ask them to investigate crimes especially against the serfs, because you know, budget constraints blah blah blah fucking blah.

    • After seeing the pigs go after protesters planning to wave ‘not my king’ placards this morning in the same week those very same pigs defended the ‘just stop oil’ cunts, members of of public should treat any pig with utter contempt.
      Obviously the orders are coming from on high, but that just further exposes how utterly worthless, bone-idle, corrupt, arrogant and bullying the average not-fit-for-purpose pig is.
      The filth are snivelling chicken shit cunts who, along with politicians and the royals, despise us indigenous types.

      • I doubt that public confidence in the scuffers has ever been lower.

        These days they appear to display a rare combination of incompetence, corruption and appetite for wokery.

      • The recruit drama students with a taste for wokery and habit of saying atuff like ‘Doctor Who is only telling people what is right and wrong’

      • Best part is that despite the police (service) being generally unfit for purpose these days, obsessed with all things woke and inclusive – they’re still dismissed as nothing more than a big bunch of racist misogynist homophobes.

        The fucking simpletons.

      • Aye.

        They can fuck off yooman rights and being scared of lawyers for ‘our betters’, but for some reason they just can’t do anything about the invaders.

        They even quickly moved on a bunch of gypos outside the Queen’s gaffe a year or so ago.

        No ‘diversity is our strength travellers’ rights’ then, was there? The rozzers moved them on before they’d turned their fucking engines off.

        If that was you or I having them roll up on our streets, we’d be told to stop being racist, embrace the diversity or get arrested.

        The fucking shit houses.

      • The pigs are more than happy to facilitate the Just Stop Oil cunts, or stand by as public statues are vandalised or destroyed, take the knee to BLM, rape and murder female members of the public. But woe betide anyone with the temerity to peacefully protest against the institution of monarchy.

      • That’s because our glorious King Woke is a net-zero eco-loon who says:
        “The diversity of our society is its greatest strength and gives us so much to celebrate.”

    • A dozen or so just stop oil cunts arrested for being a ‘bit too close’ on the Mall, next week when Joe Public is disrupted by the cunt gluing themselves to Road the police will give them a nice cup of tea

    • the Met? A good job they only recruit sensible, reasonable people like Wayne Cousens. I wonder how many old dears they’ll feel the need to scream at.

  4. Fuck me, is there no escape?

    I’m sitting here drinking my coffee and trying to look at the team news for the Villa game, and the wife’s watching the show on the telly, giving me a running commentary on events.

    I’m off through to the back room, ffs.

    Morning all.

    • Phone Nigel Kennedy, Ron. He’ll give you the team news. Unless he’s fiddling today ?

      • Aye up Sammy.

        I bet Prince Willie’s pissed at missing the Wolves-Villa game later.

      • Didn’t Kennedy briefly marry that American slag who ruined The Fall? The great Mark .E. Smith (RIP) dropped a clanger marrying it and letting it in the band. Like Linda McCartney from Hell.

    • Ever thought of pretending to be deaf Ron?
      My old man makes a art form of it..
      Selective hearing.

      • Wouldn’t make much diff I’m afraid Barry. She’s not even talking to me as such, just wittering about the coach, the troops , the fashion etc, bless her.

    • Remember as a kid in the fifties, climbing onto the Villa coach to get the autographs of the players. I thought later that I’d never heard of this lot. Found out it was a non league team from Ashton-Under-Lyne calling themselves the Villa. The innocence of childhood in north Manchester.

      • And Burnley Chairman., Bob Lord. Referred to the dead and dying Busby Babes as ‘Teddy Boys’. What a fucking cunt Bob Lord was. And he can never be dead long enough.

  5. Not watching it.

    Stick your annointments., oaths and especially homage of the peasantry up your arse.

    None of it means anything.

    • How much interest am I going to take in the coronation?

      Yes you got it in one.

    • You’re not missing anything.
      Rarely have I witnessed a more tedious ceremony in all 64 years of my life on God’s great earth.

      • Oh, wait a minute… they’ve just erected a screen around him…
        Now they’re rubbing baby oil on his tits!

      • Maybe Horseface will offer him a Happy Ending.
        She gets her hair matted up with spunk, Welby-Cuntuar bums them both, and Charlie carks.
        On to next funeral and Corrie.
        As for the crowds… Sid and Doris Bonkers.

  6. Wonder if they use a drone to crown Charlie, whilst the beeb also drone on about it ?

  7. I wonder if any of the poor cunts who have to sleep in tents all year round in London will get a mention in this multi million quid extravaganza.

    I will bring the whole edifice down upon their unworthy heads ..!

  8. It’s pissing down here, I hope all of the plastic flag waving meatheads in the market square (how apt) get pneumonia and trenchfoot.
    The forelock tugging cunts.

  9. Just watched a bit of it and saw a disrespectful dar-quay standing there in Westminster Abbey with his fucking hands in his pockets as Charlie paraded past …..

    I’m no monarchist and can’t be arsed with all this malarkey but FFS….

    • Couldve been worse. it couldve been Sadiq’s old mate who had to be restrained and led out.

  10. I’m staying away from it. It seems not every channel has been taken over unlike when Liz carked it. Even took over the wanking channels.

    I was half hoping to see a big lez up with Kate, Megan Mantis and Lady Amelia Windsor on the Adult Channel today.

  11. For once, Private Eye gets it right – “Man in Hat Sits on Chair”

    I remember when Brits were notorious for their unemotional, buttoned-up, reserve.

    If there’s one thing closely associated with our imperial past that is completely superfluous nowadays, it’s the Windsors.

    Go to https://globe.adsbexchange.com/
    to see the colossally expensive flypast on a map (not all 60 will show up)

    • Correction. Rain stopped play. The rather cheaper flypast consisted only of the Red Arrows and assorted choppers. Everything else formed up over the North Sea, hung around expensively for an hour and is now pissing off home by numbers.

      • Depends on which fighter, and what gets counted in (crew pay? inevitable upgrades and mods? Carbon credits? Difficult even to find sources that agree, but £90K is on the high side, even for an F-35. The Eurofighter is supposed to have the same running cost as an F-16 (which variant? Don’t know- F-16C, say) – $22,500 ish, of which $5000 ish is the fuel cost.
        Adjust for exchange rate as you will.

        Safe to say that if Jugears’ parade cost a million, that would have easily been absorbed by the flypast, even though it didn’t reach London, and there wouldn’t have been anything happening on the ground…

  12. Makes a change from being crowned with a frying pan by the old bat, when asking what’s for dinner.

  13. Well I’m going to watch Leeds win 0-4 at City.

    Big Sam is better than Guardiola, Arteta and Klopp so it should be a piece of piss.

    • Big Sam…. The new Clough/Busby/Shankly/Revie😉
      City hung on, just…. Blue cunts.

  14. I hope they camped out just to boo that fucking ginger headed bastard, and pelt the treacherous cunt with rotten eggs!

  15. At least it will be annoying all the blackies. Especially with Charlie and all his bling they can’t get near to stealing.

  16. I watched it live. I felt dullified by it overall.

    Did get two laughs though. One when Charles’s shirt seem to come undone and two, watching the Archbishop screwing the crown on Charles’s head, even squatted a bit and checked the crown was on properly.

    Don’t understand people who camp out for these events, buy souvenir mugs, tea towels and all that tat, but they’re harmless. By far the worst were the #Notmyking lot. They’re in a minority, always will be; should’ve stayed at home and let everyone else enjoy it. One idiot in the crowd chucked something at a horse, the ignorant pleb.

  17. Watched a bit of it – I tell thee, that Penny Mourdaut is well spaffable. Rest was shite.

  18. I see Gingerbollocks didn’t hang around…..didn’t even partake of the brown ale and sausage rolls afterwards. I doubt if he spoke to anyone all day.
    Yeah, fuck off home you cunt and don’t forget to get Sparkletits a bunch of flowers on the way. Don’t expect a blowie though, wanker.

    • It was a touch of genius seating Princess Anne in front of him, wearing headgear that obscured him from the TV cameras, lol.

  19. What a shitshow that was…. They let any cunt in. Nick Cave, Lionel Richie, Kunty Perry, Ant and fucking Dec? For fuck’s sake. I am surprised that horrendous phag Schofield wasn’t there. It’s supposed to be a royal state occasion, not an ITV day at the races or a reality TV show.

    And was the choir black? Of course it fucking was. Diversity, the King loves that….🙄

    • Plus the unfunniest cunt in the Empire and beyond, Adam Hills. I was hoping he was invited so he could be fed to Prince George’s crocodile.

  20. Well, I must say I was disappointed in it. The way the black ‘community’ was treated was very shabby. At the vey least they could have invited Sasha Johnson, and poured her into a pint pot to observe the grand occasion.

    Mind you, she might have been mistaken for a glass of Guinness.🤣

  21. Trust that twat Welby to fuck up. Charlie’s ‘you useless cunt’ face was priceless as Welby put the crown on his head like he was putting the lid on a pickle jar.

  22. Best bit was the protesters getting banged up in jail for 18 hours At last Metropolitan Police doing what they got paid for 👍
    Sad cunts who camp out for a week to get a good spot are very sad with nothing better to do A bit like those people who glue themselves to the road 👎

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