New Zealand, cunters, former fiefdom of The Blessed St Jacinda of the Ardern.
So she quits because there’s nowt left in the tank (my arse) and this Chris Hipkins gets the gig. Surely he’ll be an improvement. But no, when asked how he defines a woman, after an embarrassingly long pause this clueless dumbfuck comes up with ‘I wasn’t expecting this question so it’s not one I have formulated an answer on’. What the absolute fuck? Just watch this prick squirming like a worm on an angler’s hook when asked a Junior School level biology question.
This useless cunt is Prime Minister of New Zealand. It beggars belief.
Nominated by : Geordie Twatt
Hey Einstein, there’s one standing 3 feet away from you.
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Perhaps this idiot, like his more elderly counterpart Kweer Charmer in this country will cut the crap if they get a kick in the ballots:
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/22217770/rishi-sunak-makes-best-leader-sir-keir-starmer-poll/
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Fuck me the daft cunt can’t eat a ice cream cone. Gormless prick.
Or had mandy jizzed on his hand.
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What a fucking knobend….”people define their own jeender”. Fuck off you cunt. I was going to say what wankers Kiwis are having twats like Horse Face and this dick in power but, let’s face it, we’re no better. Very soon we’ll be replacing The Suntan Kid, a dick himself, with another fucking wanker who doesn’t know his arse from his elbow.
Fuck me.
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Do we reckon the lady doing the signing is calling him all the names under the sun..
What a plank..don’t ask him anything difficult then you will be there all day.
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He looks about 12?
He’s going to fail his biology GCSE.
Easiest question in the world.
Biological female adult.
Anything else is a puddled bloke.
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He looks like a very young Elton John.
I suspect poofery.
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His cheeks indicate his likely fondness of the “gobble”
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“,,it’s not one I have formulated an answer on”, who the fuck talks like this and what does it even mean? Are we supposed to think – well, he is a Prime Minister and so must be awfully clever – it was lost on me I’m afraid, I just think he’s a brain donor. Reminds me of Mr Logic in the Viz comic.
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How old is he? Looks about 14. Wouldnt put it past NZ.
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“A woman has tits and a fanny,but not a cock.Any other questions before I go to the pub?”
Vote winner and talk of the town.
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…is the correct answer.
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Hats off to UT this should be the universal definition of a human woman. This is so bloody obvious that anything else denotes an adventure into mentalism which will not end well for the gender explorer. If you have a dick you are a man, not a lady, sorry your just weird
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For the life of me, I just don’t understand why these arseholes are so scared of the mad trannies. They must make up around 0.001% of the total voting population or some other fucking negligible percentage.
Do they think that by seemingly being derogatory to this group that others (i.e. mainstream voters) may find them beastly and heartless? If so then they are even more out of touch than I ever imagined.
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I blame these progressive GU clinics where the lefty denim-skirted Consultants think it’s cool to be non-judgmental.
One such establishment is the modern day equivalent of a good old fashioned clap clinic which in my day had separate entrances and waiting rooms for males and females.
Just look at this:
https://www.sandyford.scot/sexual-health-services/gender-identity-service/
I remember the old days when a Consultant Venereologist, faced with a bloke with a purulent gonococcal discharge trickling out of their shitter would say,”Have you no fucking self respect? Why on Earth would you get down on all fours like an animal so that a stranger can stick their foul,fully erect throbbing penis into your anus and thrust it in and out until they get a “sick end ?”
No doubt nowadays the flthy deviants would proudly post pictures of their wart-festooned raggedy arseholes on social media in the “how many STI s are there lurking in my bumhole ?” competition.
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This wonderful country, a staunch friend in our darkest times, who gave us Ernest Rutherford, Jonah Lomu, Sir Edmund Hilary, Charles Upham, Sir Peter Jackson, Al Deere, Colin Gray, the All Blacks, Sir Richard Hadlee and countless others have elected this wet, dripping, cunt is a sad reflection on the world we live in today.
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Don’t forget the human popsicle Rob Hall.
And phone chucker Russell crowe.
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And the scenary for LOTR.
Place looks absolutely ace.
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I had a crazy dream last night.
I was sitting at a desk and writing the Lord of the Rings trilogy.
I was Tolkien in my sleep….
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Hi Barry,
I was trying to think of people I respected.
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My feelings Wanksock, word for word. It’s truly sad.
Morning all.
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What’s Russell Crows dress size?
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Anyway the Kiwis don’t need wimminz when they’ve got all those sheep available, the dirty little whores.
A bit like Wales, but with sunshine.
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I don’t care for people with blonde hair and brown eyes, unsettling and unnatural. Demons that walk amongst us.
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You notice this shitbrain has pale skin and rubbery lips (which has too much lipstick on them) just like ageing soy-boy Starmer. Perhaps it is it’s “daughter”?
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It doesn’t beggar belief at all. Nowadays, it’s precisely what I expect.
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Doesn’t know what a woman is and can’t pronounce his vowels properly, but runs a country.
I bet his name was ‘Hopkins’ but they kept saying ‘Hipkins’ and stuck with it.
Almost impossible to live there if a honky foreigner but red carpet is out of you’re from the third world.
They are fucked. Indeed, I hear plenty of families are now living in cars because rent is so fucking expensive, no cunt can afford it. It’s almost as if a
‘cost of living crisis’ and a huge influx of people from Africa and the middle east are linked?
He should sort that shit out before virtue signalling, but not a fucking chance of course.
We’re no better either, by the way, probably worse.
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New Zealand would be better off with pipkins and Hartley hare..
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He looks like the Tortoise – the one that lived in the towel rail.
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The West is a fucking laughing stock for Putin, the Chinks and Islam.
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Never a truer word CC
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Should send Elon Musk around to talk to the cunt.
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It seems like politicians no longer stand for election by the public. The Baton of power is simply handed to the next goon.
New Zealand ( like the UK and elsewhere ) is fucked by the onslaught of a small but powerful handful of people.
The bigger question is “how can this be allowed to happen” Because as sure as shit is brown, I see no defence of reason by any in authority.
Good nom.
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This Chris “willyless” bloke needs to ask that question of an imam. “So what is a woman” The Islamic answer will be a commonsense one. Any objection to that answer will be rewarded with a swift delivery of your head in a basket !
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Never heard of him. But he looks like a cunt so say no more…
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It’s a sign of the degenerate intellectual climate we live in when a politician is unable to answer a simple question asking him to define a woman without calling it a “left field question”. How’s he going to deal with questions about nuclear proliferation, how to handle China and Iran and taxation policy?
Probably no surprise he can’t answer – judging from the nom photo he’s only 13 and three quarters.
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I’m 59 and three quarters and I’m no longer sure if I know what a woman is.
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Being somewhat older than your good self I sympathise with you dilemma. So many dubious looking bastards infesting my slice of heaven that I have a mantra I repeat at regular intervals.
A chick does not have a dick and very few have bigger feet than me. The world is going mental but we owe it to ourselves and future generations to stand firm against this diabolical tide of lunacy
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Two of my compatriots nominated in less than a week. We really are the little country that punches above its weight. Hipkins is as big a turd as his predecessor. He’s still pursuing Cindy’s plan to give all the power to the indigenous folk. The fool thinks he’ll be spared when the race war kicks off.
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Yes AC, and both nominated by Yours Truly.
Correct me if I’m wrong, but I don’t think the Maoris are indigenous to New Zealand, they’ve just been there a few hundred years more than those of British descent. Which begs the question why give them more rights than other Kiwis? Presumably to assuage white liberal guilt at being a more successful race.
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Nice of you to take an interest in our insignifant country. Unfortunately Maori are regarded as the first people here but most of them now have more European heritage than Maori. But there’s money to be made from accentuating the dark side so race grifting has become a billion dollar industry. Aided and abetted by the usual right-on race traitors.
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Oven please Unkle
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Is this an old clip from a Hughie Green Quiz Show when the young man died on his arse in a soundproof box, when asked what does a women do in the kitchen ?
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He displays that priceless asset for a politician, the ability to think on his feet.
Couldn’t chew gum and shit at the same time.
Morning all.
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Vowel mangling cunts.
It’s not pronounced fush end chups you stupid kiwi bellends
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Like the boy stood on the burning dick.
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Whenever I watched Jacinda Acunt talking, I used to shout at the telly ‘need bloody subtitles’.
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If I had been asked the question the answer is simple.
Big juggs, shaven pussy, tight arse. lips that can nosh for hours.
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Some spectacular scenery on Southern island, otherwise, an insignificant collection of rocks at the arse end of the world. Best ignored.
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If he was not the prime minister,he would be lucky to get a job stacking shelves at Woolworths,the gormless prick.
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