Big, Beautiful Boobs

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Lovely big, firm peaches. What a joy they are to behold. I salivate at the sight.

So this is a problem, I hear you ask? Well I’m beginning to think that it might be in my case, because I just can’t stop thinking about them. If I’m awake, I’m searching the internet for pictures of them. If I’m out, the radar is on; it’s murder on holiday, at the beach or by the pool. If I’m asleep, I dream about them.

The older I get, the worse it seems to get. I fear for my blood pressure. The wife says I’m obsessed, and blames it all on ‘that Salma Hayak’, but it’s hardly her fault for having those made in heaven beauties of hers. Imagine massaging them with warm oil for an hour or six…

Perhaps I am a bit sick in the head at that, but if I am, the problem is that I don’t really want to be cured. So I’ll console myself with the thought that as addictions go, it’s pretty harmless. It’s hardly crack is it, so the worst side effect I’m likely to get is a sore knob.

Maybe counselling would help…

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Nominated by Ron Knee

84 thoughts on “Big, Beautiful Boobs”

  2. ……..or you could turn gay and think about Suzy Izzard’s knob. You are sounding very old fashioned if you don’t mind me saying.

  3. I’m not medically qualified Ron, but I suspect your condition is incurable. All I can suggest is you contemplate Analease Dodds’s norks for a short while. If that doesn’t lower your blood pressure nothing will.

  4. You’re obsessed with boobs! Join the cub. Although I’m obsessed with big round female butts as well. Double the trouble.

  5. Just look upon them as ‘lumpy jumpers.’

    No need to put who the nominee is admin , everyone knows by now.

  6. Are you per chance PC Ron Knee, one of those awful Officers of the Metrolopitan Police Farce about whom we keep hearing and embarrassing it’s Head, Chiefsuperinspector Mark Smalley?

  7. Yes Ron you are sick,ogling busty women.

    When there are stunning brave women like Dylan Mulvaney and Lia Thomas you could admire.

    I will be letting suzi izzard know all about your behavior.

  8. I particularly enjoy weather girls with lovely big tits.

    I don’t know why but there it is.

    I’m quite sure they will be banned shortly,just like those nice ladies they used to have at Formula 1.

    Anyhow,hurray for man’s greatest invention,and try to remain calm Ron.

  9. Big knockers are lethal.

    They are the fleshly version of Storm Shadow missiles.

    Once your peepers are locked on, there’s no escape.

    It’s how Ethel ensnared me.

    A 19yr old nurse with Bouncing Bombs that would have made Barnes Wallis defect to the Nazis. 😍

    I didn’t stand a fucking chance.

    It shouldn’t be allowed.

    Good morning.

  11. I don’t like obvious fake tits.
    A little enhancement is fine but not great big, over inflated knockers.

    There are plenty of opportunities to see excellent tits here.
    It’s almost mandatory for women to get them out on the beaches, but the easy access to seeing exposed fun bags can get a bit monotonous.

    I prefer to get an unexpected glimpse and I am proud to say that I have become quite an expert at spotting down blouse, side boob, up shirt, pokies and peanut smugglers.

    The weather is good today.
    I may go and hang out in the beach bar.

    • Double F? Fucking hell Odin, what kept them in place, a steel cantilever?

      • Massive lacy bras and the occasional corset Geordie.

        She also had the biggest beef curtains I have ever seen.

    • The only lass I took on a date who I didn’t get off with had double Fs. Fucking incredible, they were. She want bad looking either.

      She was 20 and I was 30 (fucking wrong un etc). Took her to a fancy restaurant but she wasn’t up for it. First time I’d been refused that. I literally thought I must’ve been dreaming. A lass turning ME down during a date she agreed to?

      Must’ve been a lesbian. I bet they’re sagging to her knees now though, while I still look magnificent. Ha! In your face, big knockers!

      Her loss. Not bitter at all, obviously.

  14. Linsey Dawn McKenzie, Chloe Vevrier, Terry Nova, Bea Flora, Ewa Sonnet, Christy Marks, Ines Cudna, Joanna Bliss, Jana Defi, Valory Irene, Karina Hart etc etc.. do I need to say more?

    • Lindsey Dawn McKenzie?

      Fucking hell, rough as fuck lol. I bet she doesn’t even flush the bog or wipe her arse after a shit. Probably gargles mouthwash and spits in straight back in the bottle, before giving her 10th £5 BJ that day. Allegedly.

      Allegedly became one of those Arab Prince portapotties.

      Fill your boots though.

  15. You can’t beat putting your face in a large pair and going ‘flobalobalob’ in a rasping fashion, while wiggling your head from side to side.

    I’m more of an ladies’ arse man myself (Prime Kylie arse type stuff), but I also enjoy watching a lass’s big bangers swinging below her as I do her from behind.

    Back in 5 minutes FFS Ron.

  16. Lovely big suckable nipples get me going. Ones that could have your eye out when you’re getting down to business. 😜

  17. Surely all normal men are obsessed with boobs? Some years ago now our elder came home from school one afternoon and announced that in one of these PHSE(?) lessons she had learned that men think about sex every twenty minutes. My automatic and immediate response was that I certainly didn’t go that long. To use the old cliche to change you must really want to change. I don’t.

    Off topic, I was just driven to switch off the radio when a clip was played of the winner of Eurovision. Staggeringly bad, fucking painful!

  18. Off topic ,but the UK got slightly more points than Justin Welby.

    I will get my coat.

    Thank you

  19. Some blokes go for a small portion.
    Like little rosebuds starting to blossom.

    Some blokes like big zeppelin types that are like medicine balls once freed from the constraining bra.

    Some hate implants, some like em!

    I’m very modern and believe in equality when it comes to tits.

    I like most!!!😁

    Unless they’ve got hair around the nipples or look like them things you ice cakes with.

    • Yep, these days i’d take a smaller more pert pair over droopy old dugs or ‘fat tits’, big tits that slump to the sides and halfway to the belly button.

  21. Just been away to study a few and it reminds me. Please don’t pierce and tattoo them ladies. That’s sacrilege, it should be illegal!

    • Pierced nips and clits are a crime against humanity.

      Why would they do such a thing?

  23. From Ron’s nomination: “It’s hardly crack is it”.
    No, Ron, it’s a different part of her body that you’re on about.

  24. Shape over size every time. The fake tits in the header pic do fuck all for me.
    Tattoos are a stain on humanity, doubly on women.
    Yesterdays summery weather brought the lovelies out, and made the weekly shop far more bearable. 😎

  25. I knew this was a kinky Ron Knee nomination from the headline.

    What did you do before the internet Ron? Have you got an attic full of vintage porn?

      • Used to be some great eroticism in there, as well as great pics of really beautiful women. It was all very tasteful!

        And we’re talking back in the day remember, pre internet.

      • Erotic? tasteful?
        Not like Pornub then.
        Grotty, grubby rubbish. The majority of the women on it are almost bestial.

  28. I love big bangers. As long as they aren’t attached to a degenerate with a knob or hanging pendulously from a she-boon.

  29. The psychology of it, is either we were nurtured on busty substances or for the lack of. But enjoy never the less.

    • There was some story that this guy was actually a troll who’d got into a row with the school over gender neutral toilets, and wanted to show how fucking stupid the whole ‘gender’ issue had become. He could parade about like this and the school could do sweet fa about it.

      Don’t know if it’s true but if it isn’t, he is indeed a massive tit (or two in fact).

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