Above and beyond the call of duty.
”Pallbearers of late Queen’s coffin recognised in special honours list”
”King Charles has honoured scores of royal aides and military personnel for the roles they played during the period of national mourning.”
”Angela Kelly, the Queen’s dresser, has also received recognition.”
Never mind war and terrorism. These are the real heroes. Carrying a coffin and being a bit sad. And who can imagine the hell the Queens Dresser went through.
What a fucking sef-serving farce from the homeopathic halfwit. Surprised his gladioli didnt get a gong.
Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble.
He’s a wanker no doubt about that. I hear he’s crying about fucking slavery again, the tree hugging wokie prick.
Get a job, Chimpboy!
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The person who changes Harvey Price’s nappies deserves an award as does the person who changes his Mother’s nappies after Harvey has ruined her backside.
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That is one of the dirtiest comments I have read on ISAC for a very long time…
(Mary Whitehouse. Mrs. Deceased)
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*takes a bow*
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Glad you didn’t send a scratch card with your message.
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How heavy could that coffin of been ?
Queen was about 4ft 6in
Maybe weighed 6stone?
Could of carried that on my own!
Probably could of fit her in a large suitcase.
Anyway, I reckon she wasn’t in the box anyway.
Probably one of Andrews victims.
Final meal at pizza hut.
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You probably could HAVE carried it on your bald head.
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You leave my bald head out of this.
You been on the covonia again?
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And OF course I could HAVE carried it on my cock.
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Are you after a gong Mis, services to removing to Queens coffin?
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As for the queen’s dresser that cunt made a mockery of our dear departed monarch😡
Half the time she looked like Jimmy Crickett.
Funny little hat on like she was in the Stone Roses,
Like ET playing Mrs Doubt fire.
I bet at her age she wanted a warm cardigan,
Her slippers, pop her teeth out and relax a bit.
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And for her male children to not be a closet-dweller, a jug-eared tree-conversationer and a smug nọnce.
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I went to the funeral of the critical cunt who until recently, was my boss.
As we all passed the coffin I stopped for a second and whispered, “Who’s thinking outside the box now?”
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Love it!
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Chimpboy Charlie hands out the awards as if they are sweets.King Woke wants throwing into a wood chipper ears first.Twat.
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I bet when he was a kid it was only the size of his ears that stopped him from being flushed down the bogs at school.
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True 🙃
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Mis It’s usual for the royals to have a lead lined coffin. You would rupture yourself if you tried to lift that solo.
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Stop em coming back from the grave?
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It doesn’t work Mis, the Queen Mother had one and as soon as someone got out the gin she was outside the palace gates swearing like a docker to be let in.
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😁😁👍
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don’t tell the pikies – they’ll have it dug up in no time
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I hope he didn’t forget the fucking hero who picks up the corgis dogshit.
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I think it should be the best of the best who execute the procedures at a funeral for a monarch. I’m even ok if they’re honored in some way for their participation. Just make sure that next time all the letters of the alphabet are represented. This was an appaling lack of inclusivity. A drag show should also be on the itinerary.
Shameful.
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How about wheelchair pall bearers?
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How true, a distinct lack of gender diversity and pride type mourners.
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He talks to his plants doesn’t he. Maybe he will learn how to talk to animals. Cue-
https://youtu.be/tOvlKgoeP4s
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‘Oh to confer with our furry friends’
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You mean like these ones, MP?
https://images.app.goo.gl/UsfwtfbaryhGNrB57
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The Fir Right.
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Ho ho, very good ! 👍
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The Queens dresser? Ehhh?? Crucial to the UK’s defence that job. The whole honours system is a load of self serving tripe anyway. Sir Tony Blair, I rest my case. Services to illegal war, sending soldiers to die on a lie and mass immigration that’s changed the UK for ever for the worse. Who’s getting honoured next? The Corgi dog shit picker uppers? What a load of wank.
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yes – given Blair a gong was a low point in the monarchy. that and giving Jacinda Ahern a job in william’s green bollocks has turned me republican.
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The lowest point in the monarchy will be reached when Jug Ears is forced to make Johnson (like Blair) a ‘Knight Companion of the Most Noble Order’.
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Well done lads, none of the cunts on here could have done what you did
My uncle was in the Grenadier armoured battalion, he killed Germans.
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My uncle died at Auswitz. Fell out of a watch tower.
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Picked up a coffin?
Probably could.
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The Queens dresser will be littered with old rubbish, except for a secret compartment with a doll of halfwit full with pins.
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Good to hear the Queen’s dresser has received an award.
Now Charles will have to ennoble the Queen’s wardrobe, the Queen’s chest of drawers and the Queen’s sideboard.
Let no item of furniture go unrewarded.
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She deserves it as she also has to lift hem of Edward’s shirts.
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I joined the RN shortly after Churchill’s funeral and was told that the ceremony had been practised beforehand for a few years.
Just thought I’d bore everyone with that.
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My mate’s dad, now deceased, was also in the Navy and was a pall bearer for Churchill’s coffin. Only slightly less boring. Didn’t get a fucking medal though.
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Imagine the poor cunts who had to carry John Candy’s coffin, FtF!
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When the crane operators were asked to turn up and dip their gibs as the coffin went passed they insisted on triple pay apparently due to Churchill setting the army on the strikers.
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My mate attended a funeral recently where he helped carry a coffin that was made in the shape of an electric guitar.
He was a Les pallbearer….
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That struck a chord
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If I’m honest I was fretting about posting that one….
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You’ve got some neck on you posting comments like that JR.
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I think the honours system was shown up for the bullshit it is by honouring camp songster Cliff Richard, his fellow sodomite Elton John and the disgusting Lord Mandy, and Anthony Blair.
I’d rather these men (and the Queens dresser) be honoured than the ponces in Westminster “Sir” Chris Bryant indeed, for services to underwear modelling and arsefucking.
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It is pretty funny that all these singers from the 70s are all ‘Sirs’ these days. Cunts like Jagger, Macca, Fat Reg, the Bee Gees bloke, Cliff, Rod Stewart. I wonder why all these cunts got them? Because it hasn’t been the same with 80s and 90s acts, has it? Sir Morrissey or Sir Shaun Ryder would be hilarious.
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I tried very hard to impress on Elton John some of the other varieties of herbs and salad leaves available throughout the seasons, but the cunt wasn’t having it, wouldn’t listen, he’s a rocket man….
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Bez. Knight of the order of maraca shakers.
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Lord Mandy, aka Abbess Hilda of Hartlepool!?
At least, that’s what is on his charge sheet.
The monkey spilled the beans…
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A modern king for a modern Britain.
In other words,totally deluded and full of shit.
Carriage to oven.
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He never was a full deck Tez.
I was admittedly never a fan of the Princess of Hearts. But, if I had a choice between balling Diana circa 1982 and Camilla the Wonder Horse, there wouldn’t be much choice.
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Once a pollytito, Fergie was banging hot.
Them were the days…
I feel sorry for the tomatoes in Charlie-boy’s greenhouse. Being talked at by that dickhead. Then it’s off to an aircraft plastic plate, with watery ham and fake Heinz salad cream. Oh, the shame…
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I think Charles should give Meghan Markle an honour for taking Prince Harry out of the Royal Family and another one for taking him out of the UK.
Like say…the Order of the Foreign Harlot and the Companion of the Royal Jester.
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The Queens funeral was magnificent.
I am looking forward to Chump-boys.
Evening cunters.
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Charlie’s coffin will be made of balsa wood and carried by a load of poofs and effnicks. No flowers allowed…….donate the money to the Royal Slavery Reparations Fund. Harry Halfwit will turn up to piss on his grave.
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Actually, I have it on good authority, that Chaz3 is having a woodland burial in a wicker coffin, attended by the remaining corgis, his favourite horse and the hunter he rides.
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The only thing missing was that somebody didn’t twat Schofield in the face when the little phag was larging it as Her Majesty was laying in state.
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ASAP!
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Special honours lists are generally rewards to people who are simply doing the job they are paid to do……some for a long time. Not because of any ‘service to….’ Reason, but because they aren’t ambitious or the pension is fucking good or its a cushy number….or all three. Tend to be civil servant type positions.
To get an honour for being a pall bearer…when the only thing you have to do right, is exactly that is bollocks. Maybe if four of them dropped her, then fair enough a well done maybe to the others but not a fucking reward.
Seems there’s not penalty if you fuck up, but if you do the job properly you get an honour.
This is like how i tip in restaurants. If someone takes my order, brings me my food then tales my money without being rude, but is polite i don’t tip as that is the minimum requisite to doing the fucking job. However if said person went above and beyond what I would reasonably expect, then i may tip. The same process should be applied to these cunts who just do their jobs and get a knighthood. Wtf
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The honours system exists because snobbery upholds the monarchy in it’s undeserved splendour and riches.
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I went to a funeral of a friend recently who died from asbestosis.
Took three weeks to cremate him….
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I hope Vordernorks has a special policy with Snu Life… All that silicone/neoprene will need to be sandblasted out after she’s sent on her way…
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He won’t “sweat” those allegations, Gordy!
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Those jerrys in Buckingham palace haven’t ever given me anything.
No acknowledgement whatsoever.
And I’m true English.
My ancestor shot the first arrow at Agincourt.
Another killed a Frenchman with a baling pin at the battle of
Why, my great grandfather mooned the Kaizer partially causing the First world war.
And grandad stamped on George Formbys ukelele because he didn’t take his cap off Infront of a picture of Lord kitchener.
No one’s more English than me.
I deserve recognition.
Not asking for land,
Or Deutschmarks,or their Nazi gold melted down from prisoner’s teeth.
Just a title.
And my own coat of arms.
And tax free status.
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Randy Andy will pizza all over those accusations .
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I’ll get me coat.
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Gordon is a moron.
FACT.
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Owen Jones for handling more pricks than a 2nd hand dartboard.
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Oh dear, another woke favourite with a ‘way with words’.
Of course, the liberal loonies will sweep this under the carpet, sharpish.🙄
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-india-65229327
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It is strange, how nobody does give Tibet a second thought. Yet we see blue and yellow all over the place in ‘solidarity’ with The Ukraine. It’s a bit sick that Ukraine is the virtue signaler’s war of choice, and that’s the only reason most people show any interest in it. Russia has invaded other places in the past and nobody gave a toss. But the Ukraine and the woke favourite Zelensky y are a ‘trendy’ cause for the virtue signalers. And Zelensky y is a cunt. Mithering the UK to give him this and that and put our own people at risk. If Russia had invaded here instead, does anyone think Zelensky y would give a shit or lift a finger? If anything, he’d probably be crawling to Russia himself.
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He hasn’t reached Welby-Cuntuar’s “Suck my Cock” level yet…
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Those two Hollywood bellends have been given the ‘freedom of the city’ in Wrexham.
This is because of them turning Wrexham FC into a circus and a Tinsletown novelty.
But I bet there is some person who has worked their bollocks off for Wrexham city council for decades without getting any such honour. What a load of glitter sprinkled sugar coated turd….
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The last time I went to Wrecsum, it was so spiced up, esp. at the bus station, it was like The Big Sleep.
Ruthin was good, even tho the midi-bus on way over gave me hammerheads… Oooh, Matron!!
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Royalty, Kings, Queen’s, Lord’s, Earl’s, it’s all a bit old, out of date, irrelevant.
Isn’t it..?
Maybe no, these cunts have been running GB for years.
Probably our Thousand year Reich…!
And still going strong with the next two generations already lined up.
Very sad…!
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I-d chuck one up Sophie Wessex…
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The coronation will be Megain-less.😀
Let’s hope this is the beginning of the end fot the horrible bitch.
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