Mae Muller

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Mae Muller – Nul Points.

Mae Muller is the BBC pick to represent the UK in the upcoming Eurovision Song Contest. As well as being the usual talent free skid mark she is also a left-wing activist who tweeted that Boris Johnson should be denied a hospital bed when ill with the bat flu, racist Tories, nurses pay, free school meals and how she hates this country.

A bit awkward for Mae since Boris is probably the most popular man in Ukraine after Zenenskyy providing billions in humanitarian and military aid. She is also a Labour Party mouthpiece and Steptoe cheerleader which is odd since she is Jewish and her grandfather survived the holocaust to escape the Nazis and flee to the country she now hates. But who cares about Corbyn’s anti-Semitism, he loves refugees, inflation busting pay rises and cradle to grave socialism and has the magic money tree to prove it.

The BBC are tone deaf cunts, only they could pick some anti-British bint to represent the UK. You can imagine the hysteria if it was someone who supported Brexit or told parents to provide for their own fucking kids. I suspect she will go far in the music industry where actual talent comes secondary to having the correct right on opinions.

I have never watched this pile of shite so Mae, Self-Pity City and the rest of the Ukrainian flag waving bell ends are welcome to each other. Eurovision is supposed to be politically neutral, so that will be as partisan free as ..er …last year.

C’mon Vlad, nuke this ball ache, just a little one and do us all a favour.

Daily Fail

Nominated by Liberal Liquidator.

61 thoughts on “Mae Muller”

  2. I’ve looked at the header pic , pants around my ankles, and thought about it impartially….

    Not guilty.

    😁

  3. Last year’s entrant, Sam Ryder, is truly talented and had a great song that he co-wrote. He would have clinched the first prize had it not been for the Ukraine sympathy vote. His New Year show on the TV was very good.

    Now we have some whining shit for our entry that will go nowhere. Just fucking splendid.

    I predict we will end up near the bottom – around no. 50.

    • True Paul – there was alot i wanted to dislike about Sam – but didn’t. He did a great job NY`E. Is no worse than that sheeran cunt in my opinion, but alot more bearable. As for this years EU cunt, would probably do for a wheelbarrow if the beer goggles were on thats about it. And im not that fussy

  4. I don’t care really. She can put those lips round my bell-end any day. I bet she’s a slut in the bedroom, jeez I need to relieve myself now…

  5. I have to say that as CEO of Boggs Pornographic Films (Taiwan) Ltd, that I couldn’t find a spot for her, even as a “victim” in the latest Kim Leadbetter snuff movie. If we ever get round to producing a Wagnerian porno horror movie, I MIGHT consider her for Brunehilde, providing she really does set herself on fire in the final reel. And why “Mae” and not “May”. Couldn’t she have just settled for Gladys?. Or Mabel – something about her says 1932 to me.

  6. She’s only 25. She’ll grow out of her pre-pubescent political views.

    Good BJ material. Quite sexy…..but where’s the tits?

    • She doesn’t need a bra so much as a couple of fucking plasters.
      Is probably a bloke, the lefty cunt.
      I bet she’s loads of council estate BBCs up her starfish.

    • I can’t help it MMCM, I keep looking at the picture LL posted with this nom and he’s a cunt.

      I’ve had the horn all day – walking around like I’ve got Pinocchio in my pants (Jimmy Saville would be proud!).

  7. She be on ‘I’m a Celebrity’ next year eating stick insects and kangaroo ringpieces then in 2025 she’ll be in a modern version of a cheap Ben Dover porn, lezzing up with a desperate Katie Price on a tatty sofa in a council house in Middlesborough, fisting each other’s botties before Harvey strips off his stained dungarees and spills his monģoloıd seed into their classless wombs as his handlers stand by with fully-charged cattle prods in case he goes postal after impregnating his mother with another sibling for him to eat in 9 months.

    • Lol. Thomas – you should be writing the scripts for horror movies. Incest, cannibalism, mongolism, perverted sex, Middlesborough, Katie Price – all the classic horror tropes in one sentence.

      • I’d like to offer Thomas the scriptwriting duties for Boggs Pornographic Films version of the Angela Rayner story, provisionally entitled “Open Wide” which features a cameo from David Blunkett and his guide dog as her dentist.

      • MMCM

        That’s children’s television to Mr Cunt Engine.

        You don’t want to know about his post watershed stuff.

    • That was all sounding like good clean fun to me Thomas until you went and spoilt it all by mentioning ‘Middlesbrough’.

    • Is “going postal” a massive delivery once a year?!

      Thomas, that was brilliant! Slough was wonderfully described by Betjeman; you have now put Middlesborough on the map.
      Btw, is it near Shitbottle?

  11. The fall of communism and the gays ruined Eurovision.

    I remember as a very young kid watching Buck’s Fizz (“Mum, which one’s Buck?”). Terry Wo gan’s amusing commentary and the voting thing was dead exciting “This is London. Here are our scores. France, 1 point…France, un point.” My parents would get a party six or two in for the show and some crisps, pop and sweets for my brother and I. Used to look forward to it.

    Then, the old fashioned commies ran out of other people’s cash and gave it up as a bad job. Next, there’s 5,000 ex Soviet, Yugoslav and other Dooshka countries entering and all voting for each other.

    For some reason, the gays all went mad over it at this time. I reckon, and I’ve just made this up but I bet it’s true, the audience/contestants were mostly East European rent boys at this point. Attracted all the bummers, see?

    I’d ban the puffs and any ex Soviet, Slavic or Dooshka contestant. And bring back the same voting thing. Maybe dig up Tezza Wo gan and fire a cattle prod into him?

  12. I hear the Bovis Construction Company is thinking of hiring Ms. Muller as a cement mixer.

  13. “Fuck the tories” she says…quite amusing as they seem to be quite capable of fucking themselves..

    I note the scouse police chief has been on TV to remind attendees to be careful and aware of their surroundings,to report unattended bags etc…I wonder if he’s had a midnight phone call to let him know there could be some enhanced multiculturalism at the Gay Singing?

    Time will tell.

  14. Yes, I would. Not the best, but I’d have no qualms in covering her in spunk (my spunk, just to make things clear.)

  16. I honestly can’t remember ever having watched the Eurovision shit show, as Sheldon would say ‘it’s got too big for its boots’ , in the past it had some credibility but now it’s just a political twat fest.

    Never heard of this Mae Mullah, she would be classed as a ‘looker’ at 2am on a pissed up night out in Newcastle.

  17. Maybe I’ve got the wrong person here, but I see no mention anywhere that her grandmother is Billie Whitelaw.

    Have we yet another talent-free ‘nepobaby’ and the pretence that surrounds them?

    And technically, if she is who I think she is, for her screenplay writing grandfather to be a holocaust survivor as most people understand it would mean him living through it there, not having escaped it by emigrating to England in 1938 before it started.

    • Exactly.
      Eurovision is for daft mum’s and bumboys,
      No cunt really thinks any of the sugary shite will be any good.

      As for Mae’s comments about Boris Johnson?
      They aroused me💪

      I’d tip Boris’s gasping carcass off the hospital bed and have Mae stand on his chest while I scuttled and strangled her from behind.

      Both laughing in post coital bliss at Boris weakly flailing like a upended pale sea turtle,
      We’d stub out cigarettes in his carefully arranged blonde mop.
      Then choke him out with my besplattered undercrackers.

  19. I saw two girls performing as a tribute act last night.
    Twin sisters singing, “Gypsies, Tramps and Theives.
    Cher and Cher alike….

  22. Is this slag a Scouser by any chance?

    Typical of the BBC to pick someone who hates Britain to represent Britain.
    Muller – a left wing fanatic – being picked to represent a country she despises.
    Not only that, she’s been chosen by a broadcaster who also hates the UK, yet survives because of taxpayer’s money. Another BBC based disgrace then….

    As for the actual song? I know Eurovision isn’t known for it’s high standards, but some tart droning ‘I wrote a song’ over and over? Fuck me. Tell you what, put this Muller bitch with Lewis Capaldi and it will be a new definition for pain…

  24. With a second look, still a fat, ugly pig.
    Spit roast on a javelin and baste with tar.

  27. I am reliably informed that little Suckdick Khunt is visiting my site next week to get some free publicity for being a massive cunt.

    Time to dust off the crossbow and do London a favour I think.

  29. I didn’t actually read the nomination. I’m just popping my head in to say that I’d fire one into her (a hot load of the non-metal variety of course).

  30. Looks like the type who loves black meat and enjoy’s her Arsehole stretched by Leroy and his mates.!

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