Football chairmen and directors are cunts.
(Surely that should be Chairpersons? Racist! – NA)
I am a football fan , I played the game from being 8 years old till I was 40. Qualified as an FA coach many years before all the stupid different levels were brought in.
The FA (fools association) did this just to bring in more money.
I still like to watch none league games. Once upon a time I was passionate about a particular team that were known to stick together through thick and thin loved their manager who treat his players like sons. Opposing teams would often call them and say every team has a couple of hard/dirty bastards but these fuckers have 11.
The point of mentioning the above is to highlight that with the support of chairmen and directors managers can nurture an all for one one for all ethos and build a team.
These days support for managers/coaches seems to fly out of the window with a gay abandonment of common sense.
Reading about West Ham’s defeat at the hands of Newcastle last night is like watching coronation farm Enders. Awful script without rhyme of reason.
Moyes set for the chop, will be Be axed in the morning moyes to get the sack etc. Brendon Rogers recently sacked. Graham potter sacked from Chelsea after less than 6 months ffs he did a fantastic job at Brighton. Dozens of other examples available from just this season.
Forget football allegiances for one minute, all the the 3 managers were and are fucking good at their job. The stupid fucking directors that sacked them should sack themselves for listening to fucking Mr 10 % agents signing too many foreign players on way way way too much money and then sacking and not supporting the manager in search of something that doesn’t exist. :- A magic wand of instant success.
Football chairmen and directors are clueless useless Cunts
Nominated by Everyonesacunt.
I asked an old lady yesterday who was struggling with her shopping if she could manage?
I don’t want the Chelsea job, fuck off she said.
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Nice one Infidel.
I wish someone would have the guts to run a football club with white English staff and players. Even if they ran it at a loss, they would have tremendous support.
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With a big fuck off flag of St George on the front of the shirt too. For our peaceful friends (NOT) call them the crusaders. I bet the Mullahs will Lose their shit big time.
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That didn’t take long.
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That’s funny 😂
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You seemed to have hinted at old teams from Leeds and Wimbledon. Just a wild guess.
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Normally I’d be with this excellent cunting like a rat up drainpipe.
However for the first time in donkey’s, I’m watching the Villa starting to take wing under a fantastic manager who’s got 101% backing from our fantastic owners.
Will it last? Probably not, if they can find a way to fuck things up they will. This is the Villa we’re talking about.
Still, for the moment I’m in La La Land. Long may it continue.
Have a good bank holiday all!
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Indeed Ron.
Villa played a blinder bringing Dracula in.
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Dracula. Lol!
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Would Dracula be Ray Reardon the snookerist he knows a lot about putting balls in nets, and to my surprise is still grass side up at 90 year old.
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He’s a very good manager Ron. I thought unlucky to get potted at Arsenal. Had one full season came 5th git to the Europa final. Although spunking 72m on Pepe didn’t help him.
Thing is, he’ll probably get an offer at a huge European club soon enough and take it.
If he stays next year at Villa, I’m having a flutter on them finishing top 4 if the odds are good – but the bookies may be on to this one 🙁
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I think may have been confused and thought he was back at Sevilla. He always does well for them
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Yeah Cunty, Unai looks top class. I think he could prove to be the perfect fit for Villa.
I can see him hanging around at Villa for a couple of seasons, to establish a reputation in England. If he proves himself, as I hope he does, he’ll probably duly get poached by the likes of Inter or somebody.
That’s just the way it goes. If it happens, at least it’ll be because he’s done the biz at Villa Pk.
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Here are a few brilliant sackings by The Toon’s directors:
Willie McFaul, sacked 1988 one week after beating Liverpool at Anfield.
Bobby Robson, sacked 2004 after qualifying for the Europa League.
Chris Hughton, sacked 2010 after beating Sunderland 5-1.
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They are always frustrated up there, due to having no rivalry for years.
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Steve ‘Potato Head’ Bruce has been appointed as manager, and then sacked, a dozen times I think.
He’s demonstrably useless but clubs have kept taking him on. He’s currently out of work and talking of retiring to count his contract pay-offs, but I bet some cunts will take him on again in the close season.
It’s like a merry-go-round. The off-field antics at clubs are often a lot more entertaining than what goes on on the park.
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And, of course, Shearer briefly dabbled in the Toon job, but he neither had the bottle or the balls for it. He’s better off sucking up to his ‘boss’ Lineker.
Sir Bobby Robson was great, and Keegan also got shafted at NUFC. When well known chippy cunt and miserable sod Andy Cole acted up yet again, the board initially backed Keegan and Cole was sent on his bike. But then the Newcastle board backed Keegan less and less until he felt he no longer had their trust. Then came Dalglish, who bought a load of Liverpool relics and destoyed all Keegan’s work.
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And when Ruud Gullit was NUFC manager, he thought Shearer was a massive cunt who thought he owned the place.
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“If a Chairman sacks a manager that he initially appointed – he should go as well”
Brian Clough
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I loved Cloughie but he’s wrong there.
He had a few players who flopped for him, so the same should stand for himself then?
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Evening CB.
Yes of course and none more so than one Justin Fashanu.
For all of the lad’s talent – Cloughie and the Forest scouts obviously didn’t do too much homework on him or his personal life.
Black and bent as a 9 bob note (which I gather wasn’t exactly a secret at the time) in the early 80s and trying to forge a career in football. Good luck with that pal.
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Is he still planting sawdust downstairs ?
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Top level football has disappeared so far down the money obsessed/instant success rabbit hole that it will likely never return.
It’s almost a sporting cliche now that Alex Ferguson took around 3 or 4 years to make anything that resembled progress back in the mid-late 80s at Old Trafford.
A manager is lucky to get 3 or 4 games under his belt before getting the chop in 2023.
The problem that is lost on these often clueless, wealthy owners, directors and whatever else, who’s presence seem to be increasing in numbers, is that not every cunt can win all of the time.
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I think Potter was a stupid cunt taking that job at Chelsea.
The owner chooses and buys players and throws them at the manager there. Result? Loads of primma donnas who demand to be put in the team. 600m on fucking show ponies.
Potter built steam to fit his style at Brighton.
He never stood a chance at Chelsea, where the cunty players would’ve had no respect for him (“What’s he ever won?”)
Chelsea need a cunt who’s won loads at a huge club, and will fuck off after 2-3 years when a new squad is needed after they all fall out. Zidane. Some cunt like that.
I think as long as an owner gives the manager the right cash and choice to buy and build a squad, they’re ok.
It’s all about results.
Arteta for example. Two eighth finishes meant most fans wanted him potted. He was given a third year and they’re now top of the league.
Fans one year ago were chanting ‘Kroenke (the owner) out!” Even having demonstrations outside the ground
The owner hasn’t changed. He still never goes to games. Yet the demos have stopped.
It’s mostly bollocks.
If the owners are milking clubs and not spending on players then they’re cunts though.
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I even think Andy Jacobs would agree with you.
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I bet Potter bitterly regrets leaving Brighton for Chelsea. Albion looks to be an exceptionally well run club, a great fit for Potter. From there to the current disorganisation at Chelsea, with all its prima donnas, was a bad mistake.
The lure of money and ‘the big time’ I suppose.
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About 45 years ago I was in my first job at a company in a town in the north of England (no, not Newcastle). My boss was a season ticket holder at the local football team.
One day I overheard the company’s Marketing Director in the boss’s office asking basic questions about the team – what colour do they play in, have they ever won the FA Cup, who’s the manager, that sort of thing. Clearly he knew fuck all about the club.
Two weeks later that cunt was elected to the club’s board.
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He must’ve looked the part with cigar, fat belly and fob watch.
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And Vieira deserved the sack because he hadn’t win for months after picking only black players from his squad. It was very rare that he picked more than one outfield honky. Even giving coaching positions to non honkies. Always being chippy about ‘muh racism’.
Well, the new boss has picked about half a team of honkies in recent weeks and they’re winning now.
I think the new boss is picking on merit
(about half black, half white) and the old one was being racist against honkies.
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The only guarantee is Viagra’s blue head will explode quite soon.
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I think every team by now must have given a goal away by tapping the ball out from the back. Don’t they realise its not compulsory ?
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Exactly. What we need is a return to the tried and tested method of the goalie hoofing it up the park for a fucking lump in the no 9 shirt to chase, before the opposing defenders can head it straight back.
I miss the old days.
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Bring back the Don Howe big boot !!!
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Yeah it used to be all about POMO…….Position of Maximum Opportunity. Now it’s all about HOMO……Position of Taking it Up the Arse.
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I can’t understand teams at the bottom trying to play out from the back.
They’re not good enough to do it and get caught all the time.
Ainsley Maitland Niles is never going to be Franz fucking Beckenbaur.
Get it hoofed the big lad up top you daft cunts. Fulham and Brentford don’t piss about. They know they have cart horses at the back.
Lampard at Everton was another, the stupid cunt. That new ginger boss who sounds like a yank wrestler knows they’re too shite to play ‘let’s play around with it in our box and get in behind them’.
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Pep Cuntiola has a lot to answer for.
All that boring as fuck tiki taka bollcks and that ‘sweeper keeper’ crap. It has no place in English football.
A goalie is a goalie, he isn’t supposed to be anything else, you bald pretentious cunt.
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My grandfather was a lifelong Chelsea fan. If I would have told him in the sixties/seventies that in the near future that footballers would regularly dye their hair, wear a man bun and wear pink football boots he would of laughed in my face….
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I fucking hate football. But why not go back to the old system, division 1,2,3 and all that right down to 6 or whatever. All this premier league stuff about being the best is bollocks. How about letting rangers and celtic have a go, we will see how good they are then out of their comfort bubble. All matches to be played every saturday afternoon at 3.
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Dead right. And MOTD should have the best games from all four divisions on instead of all that Premier League shit. And more action and less talking shit from the likes of Lineker and his crawlers would also be welcome.
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The joke is all football is like this. I saw Celtic’s Old Firm win the other day, and it’s the same there as it is here. Full of foreign owners, foreign ‘name’ managers, loads of foreign mercenary players, ridiculous shirt numbers that go into the 60s, knobhead fans with more money than sense, fireworks and tickerape displays, chinese advertising all over the ground. And the way clueless knobheads go over the top about the modern game is laughable. That Chinese lad (or whatever he is) who did well for Celtic. Good luck to him, but cunts saying he’s the ‘greatest ever’ and comparing him to Jimmy Johnstone and Kenny Dalglish? That’s just taking the piss. Rashford has done really well this season, but I wouldn’t compare him to Denis Law or Bobby Charlton in a thousand years.
Yesterday’s Arsenal vs Liverpool game was another example. Now, Arsenal have fought hard to stay at the top this season and they were unlucky yesterday. But all we heard after the game from the media names like BBC and Sky is ‘Mo Salah this! Mo Salah that!’ and ‘Klopp’s masterplan!’ Why not give Arsenal the credit they’re due instead of arselicking Liverpool and Manchester City all the time? Pep Fraudiola himself was talikng immense shit about Haaland the other day. He claimed the Gorton Globetrotters striker was on a par with Messi and Ronaldo. Maybe I’ll take that claim half seriously when Haaland as won as much as those two lads have in their illustrious careers.
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Haaland is just a physical freak with a bit of nous.
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I think you’re right Sammy.
With Law there was nothing to him. A slight skinny lad, but he had all the fire and skill in the world. Denis also had all the tricks. Haaland is a big lug who’d have got found out by top class central defenders like Jack Charlton, Bobby Moore, Martin Buchan, Ron Harris back in the day. The thing today is most central defenders are shithouses these days, and Haaland partly thrives because of that.
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Likewise Norman, Denis had to cope with being half blind as well.
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Franz Beckenbauer and Claudio Gentile would handle Haaland with their eyes shut. And Duncan Edwards would have eaten the cunt.
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When Haaland gets anywhere near Gerd Mullers figures and trophies then come back to me and try saying he’s up with the legends.
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Yep I heard a stat the other day that in order to have as many goals as Ronaldo , Haaland will have to score something like 43 goals every single season until he’s Ronaldo’s age.
Good luck keeping that up and not getting injured ever or dipping in form you weird looking Shrek cunt
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And from outside the penalty area at that.
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I’d have Haaland at Chelsea in a heartbeat. Even his dad could get a game if he turned up with his boots….
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The BBC fucking love Liverpool.
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BBC always lick Liverpool’s arse. I can only assume it is because their editorial team is full of Student Grant types who support a team they have fuck all connection with.
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Funny how Rodgers, Solksjaer, Potter and the like have been sacked and Saint Jurgen of the Holy Klopp hasn’t. Even if he got Liverpool relegated, the LFC/BBC fan club would make excuses for him and them. And I am sick to death of them wetting themselves when their beloved ‘Sir Mo’ Salah can be arsed to turn up and put a shift in.
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They’d probably demand that St Steven of Gerrard be anointed as his successor. He ‘wasn’t given enough time at Villa Park’ like.
Well he was given more than enough time to demonstrate that as a manager, he was about as much use as a broken clock.
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The VAR can be interesting at times. Haven’t seen an offside exactly level yet. They always seem to come up with someone being a “gnats dickie” on or off. Believe it’s known as a “gnats crack” for the women.
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And those Hollyweird cunts who I cunted a while ago. They see Wrexham – of all clubs – as a shiny new toy, but that will all end in tears or disaster somewhere down the line. Americans and British football do not mix well and they never will. When I saw Tom Cruise grinning cluelessly at a United vs City Derby game, not knowing who either side was or what colours they played in, I wanted to laugh and throw up at the same time…🤢🤣
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It was all part of his Mission: Gimpossible promo tour with his thrall, Simon Pegg.
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Pegg is a massive cunt. Always has been…
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Emirates is full of septics at some days. “Yah. Go Arsenal Hotspur United soccer team….”. Cunts. Almost as bad as the half-scarf wankers.
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Bring back my Leeds team of the late sixties seventies.
How long would a game last until it was called off for lack of players. You need at least 7 still on the pitch
30 minutes is my guess
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We would also need substitute referees with players losing their rag of late.
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“oh dear, some linesman came near me” – stupid liverpool cunt. Can’t even be arsed to write his name.
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Aye Robertson needs cunting. He’s always gobbing off at officials. Looks like he laid hands on the rather solid looking linesman, got shrugged off and cried like a little bitch, holding his face and trying to end the linesman’s career.
Absolute fucking cunt. I’m not a fan of Roy Keane, but he was right yesterday saying, ” I tell you what he is, a big baby. He should concentrate o defending properly.”
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Any shithouse who holds their face to get someone else in the shit or sent off needs a monumental kicking.
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Are teams still allowed to showboat or take the piss these days?
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That was a side of proper men and proper players. Giles and Bremner were phenomenal. I used to love the Man United and Leeds rivalry back then, on and off the pitch.
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Football players? Hairbands and man buns
Bunch of poofs.
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The wimminz team are far more butch.
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Steve Bruce, the many who called Eddie Howie the ‘guy who got Bournemouth rekegated’ omn being appointed Newcastle manager.
Sour grapes and a massive case of Pots calling Kettles. Fuck off into obscurity you Cunt.
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Steve Bruce must’ve had more clubs than a seal.
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Brucie was a good central defender, but he’s shite as a manager. Fergie opened a lot of doors for him. But as the saying goes, you can put a ribbon around a managerial turd. But – at the end of the day – it’s still a managerial turd.
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And Aaron Ramsdale is the best English keeper since Gordon Banks in my opinion, but Wokegate will ignore him as he’s not part of his little clique of favourites.
Sterling over Foden or Grealish?
Are you fucking mental?
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Foden is a great player (for a Bluenose). Jordan Pickford is shit. Wokegate’s love of his favourites will guarantee England constant failure.
There were superb keepers when I was a lad, The aforementioned Banksy, of course. Then there was Ray Clemence, Bob Wilson, Joe Corrigan, Ray Parkes, Paul Cooper, Alex Stepney and the greatest for my money, the superb Pat Jennings. Always found Shilton overralted though. Couldn’t even outjump an Argentne gnome.
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Brendon Rodgers had Plan A and nothing else. Couldn’t motivate the team. Should have gone long ago. His legacy looks like Leicester being relegated.
The obscene amounts of money pumped into the game for the benefits of lard arses on sofas means that managers aren’t likely to last long these days.
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Believe Brendon Rodgers has now gone into the lip balm industry.
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Modern day football is a Fuckin joke, cheating at its worst, ruined by money and most premiership teams swamped with some type of African, lazy, talentless Bum’s. I would rather watch Gary Glitter toss himself off over a Janet and John book.!
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Everything that is wrong about the modern game. A once great game and an old club now a plaything for rich tosspots and cunts. I may be wrong, they might be in it for the long haul. But I doubt it very much. Something about this is so insincere and really smells off…🤢
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/65232880
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